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#19 - Well I mean, yeah, vikings were generally just a bunch of farm… 2 hours ago on A Spartan soldier & an orange 0
#17 - I'm pretty sure Viking Berserkers didn't generally use two axe…  [+] (2 new replies) 2 hours ago on A Spartan soldier & an orange 0
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#18 - sptnfouroneseven (2 hours ago) [-]
I didn't say every Berserker did it, but it happened. Their entire shtick is "Lets take these drugs so we don't feel shit and go ham" I'm saying there have been warriors through history who did dual wield, to varying degress of success.
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#19 - slayerdog (2 hours ago) [-]
Well I mean, yeah, vikings were generally just a bunch of farmers who said "fuck these Christians" and pillaged their gold every winter so they could pay for shit. There wasn't really a standardized method of armament, it was basically "Bring whatchu got".
#14 - The hell do you mean "properly?" Any person with a s…  [+] (4 new replies) 3 hours ago on A Spartan soldier & an orange +1
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#15 - sptnfouroneseven (3 hours ago) [-]
Viking Berserkers. Persians even, had troops that could dual-wield quite effectively. When you put double the weapons in someone's hands they can strike faster, that's the basis. While yes a shielded opponent will MOST LIKELY win against a dual-wielding one, it would depend on training and how much experience they have.

And if you don't know, the spear/shield combination was usually for the Phalanx and formations. Outside of that, especially while fighting alone, or after the formation broke(Either due to be overrun, which is neigh impossible because Spartans give literally no shits) or to engage in more 'personal' combat a Spartan would want something a bit easier to control and not be parried away than a spear, so their Swords were used to great effectiveness.
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#17 - slayerdog (2 hours ago) [-]
I'm pretty sure Viking Berserkers didn't generally use two axes, they used one large axe. And yeah, Spartans didn't route cause they were fucking boss, but still, even when using their swords for individual combat, dual wielding blades is almost the least ideal 'loadout' for being a warrior. Spartan blades weren't particularly strong, or designed for parrying, dual wielding is basically asking for you to get stabbed in every way possible.
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#18 - sptnfouroneseven (2 hours ago) [-]
I didn't say every Berserker did it, but it happened. Their entire shtick is "Lets take these drugs so we don't feel shit and go ham" I'm saying there have been warriors through history who did dual wield, to varying degress of success.
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#19 - slayerdog (2 hours ago) [-]
Well I mean, yeah, vikings were generally just a bunch of farmers who said "fuck these Christians" and pillaged their gold every winter so they could pay for shit. There wasn't really a standardized method of armament, it was basically "Bring whatchu got".
#120 - All joking aside, I've had several people close to me be raped…  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on Western Rape Culture 0
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#123 - CrowbarNinja (3 hours ago) [-]
I know man, far to may people circlejerking this mentality have never come into contact with rape in any way and have no way of knowing the kinds of suffering it induces and have no place in debating it until people break logic. And while i have had multiple people close to me either get raped or almost, we agree that the trauma is no excuse to ignore logic outside of therapy.
#3 - I'm confused at why he's dual wielding. That's like, the worst.  [+] (7 new replies) 12 hours ago on A Spartan soldier & an orange +2
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#13 - sptnfouroneseven (3 hours ago) [-]
It's not if you know how to do it properly. My question is why it's not a shield/sword.
#14 - slayerdog (3 hours ago) [-]
The hell do you mean "properly?" Any person with a sword and shield will beat a dude with two swords.

Also, considering this hdgif/webm/whatever is of a Spartan, fairly certain it would be a spear and shield.
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#15 - sptnfouroneseven (3 hours ago) [-]
Viking Berserkers. Persians even, had troops that could dual-wield quite effectively. When you put double the weapons in someone's hands they can strike faster, that's the basis. While yes a shielded opponent will MOST LIKELY win against a dual-wielding one, it would depend on training and how much experience they have.

And if you don't know, the spear/shield combination was usually for the Phalanx and formations. Outside of that, especially while fighting alone, or after the formation broke(Either due to be overrun, which is neigh impossible because Spartans give literally no shits) or to engage in more 'personal' combat a Spartan would want something a bit easier to control and not be parried away than a spear, so their Swords were used to great effectiveness.
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#17 - slayerdog (2 hours ago) [-]
I'm pretty sure Viking Berserkers didn't generally use two axes, they used one large axe. And yeah, Spartans didn't route cause they were fucking boss, but still, even when using their swords for individual combat, dual wielding blades is almost the least ideal 'loadout' for being a warrior. Spartan blades weren't particularly strong, or designed for parrying, dual wielding is basically asking for you to get stabbed in every way possible.
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#18 - sptnfouroneseven (2 hours ago) [-]
I didn't say every Berserker did it, but it happened. Their entire shtick is "Lets take these drugs so we don't feel shit and go ham" I'm saying there have been warriors through history who did dual wield, to varying degress of success.
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#19 - slayerdog (2 hours ago) [-]
Well I mean, yeah, vikings were generally just a bunch of farmers who said "fuck these Christians" and pillaged their gold every winter so they could pay for shit. There wasn't really a standardized method of armament, it was basically "Bring whatchu got".
#3 - His anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun. 12 hours ago on Let's kiss a snake +3
#2 - At least he's got a burning hat. TF2 Players be mirin. 13 hours ago on This is fine. +1
#4 - Yeah, makes sex in the ear easier, so I can keep devout to my …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on soule +1
#8 - kameronkaaos (8 hours ago) [-]
it was wrong to hear iago say those foul words
#2 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2016 on soule +6
#3 - crixuz (01/10/2016) [-]
the ears?
#4 - slayerdog (01/10/2016) [-]
Yeah, makes sex in the ear easier, so I can keep devout to my religion.
Obviously.
#8 - kameronkaaos (8 hours ago) [-]
it was wrong to hear iago say those foul words
#2 - Make me, faggot.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on best anime OP +4
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