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#338 - I think more ****** players pick the PS3 anyway, … 08/31/2011 on Halo Players +1
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User avatar #338 - slatersniper (08/31/2011) [-]
I think more mature players pick the PS3 anyway, because its more expensive, and they dont do research and pick XBOX because its more common. But idk.
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#655 - COD 4 is the only one I have, bro. I've played others, not wor… 08/25/2011 on Battlefield FTW +1
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#140 - Thats kindof my plan. Only leave camp when supplies are running low. 08/16/2011 on Do you? 0
#133 - I freaking love that shovel man. An axe would be nice, but i f…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2011 on Do you? 0
#139 - barundin (08/16/2011) [-]
Yeah that sounds reasonable. I live in "only" 100K city in which is automatic mill, and by 20 minutes by car there is another automatic mill, both full of grains.

Honestly my plan is to quickly get out of the city, grabbing as much food and friends and camp in cottage in village near my city. I feel like traveling is kinda unsafe since weather can change quickly and you dont have to always find food. For example being few kilometers next to city, being able to sneak there and grab some supplies if needed is better. But thats just my case
User avatar #140 - slatersniper (08/16/2011) [-]
Thats kindof my plan. Only leave camp when supplies are running low.
#125 - You can split wood with mine, they have the sharpened edge for…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/16/2011 on Do you? 0
#130 - barundin (08/16/2011) [-]
Really, that sound like a badass shovel (with no sarcasm included)
User avatar #133 - slatersniper (08/16/2011) [-]
I freaking love that shovel man. An axe would be nice, but i feel like the shovel could do a little more.

See, im thinking portability, because i'll probably be on the move. I would need to get way away from Vancouver.
#139 - barundin (08/16/2011) [-]
Yeah that sounds reasonable. I live in "only" 100K city in which is automatic mill, and by 20 minutes by car there is another automatic mill, both full of grains.

Honestly my plan is to quickly get out of the city, grabbing as much food and friends and camp in cottage in village near my city. I feel like traveling is kinda unsafe since weather can change quickly and you dont have to always find food. For example being few kilometers next to city, being able to sneak there and grab some supplies if needed is better. But thats just my case
User avatar #140 - slatersniper (08/16/2011) [-]
Thats kindof my plan. Only leave camp when supplies are running low.
#93 - Pretty much none of that was true. Never seen Mlp, dont have a…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2011 on Secrets +3
#108 - Ryukenblaze (08/16/2011) [-]
#100 - yeah, but you also have to take into account whatever ammo, fo…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/16/2011 on Do you? 0
#119 - barundin (08/16/2011) [-]
Okay you got the point, but look at this. You can use axe to
+ Fight off zombies efficiently
+ Cut wood you find (for trees example) to be able to set up fires/torches or to baricade somewhere.
+ Not the case of axe posted in image above, but in my country axes have second side blunt (like fiskars axes for example) so they can be used as hammers
+ You can use it to break into abbadoned houses
+ Its quite efficient pick-lock (with a little force)

- Weight? It depends on type of axe. Fiskars age are suprisingly light due to plastic handle. Fullmetal axes are quite heavy though...
- Bigger size, does not fit into bag efficiently, but you need those things always ready...

And once I got to hold military field shovel, man those things are not really light neither

Now what can do shovel?
User avatar #125 - slatersniper (08/16/2011) [-]
You can split wood with mine, they have the sharpened edge for self defense and wood cutting. I did it at the beach a few times. Hopefully you will only need it for that and if the situation is dire, because im staying away from zombie blood, because infection may be spread that way as well. You can smash through doors with the shovel if need be.
#130 - barundin (08/16/2011) [-]
Really, that sound like a badass shovel (with no sarcasm included)
User avatar #133 - slatersniper (08/16/2011) [-]
I freaking love that shovel man. An axe would be nice, but i feel like the shovel could do a little more.

See, im thinking portability, because i'll probably be on the move. I would need to get way away from Vancouver.
#139 - barundin (08/16/2011) [-]
Yeah that sounds reasonable. I live in "only" 100K city in which is automatic mill, and by 20 minutes by car there is another automatic mill, both full of grains.

Honestly my plan is to quickly get out of the city, grabbing as much food and friends and camp in cottage in village near my city. I feel like traveling is kinda unsafe since weather can change quickly and you dont have to always find food. For example being few kilometers next to city, being able to sneak there and grab some supplies if needed is better. But thats just my case
User avatar #140 - slatersniper (08/16/2011) [-]
Thats kindof my plan. Only leave camp when supplies are running low.
#93 - But it is heavier. =Slower. Just sayin.  [+] (10 new replies) 08/16/2011 on Do you? 0
#97 - barundin (08/16/2011) [-]
Yeah thats the point. You have to use more force to get it moving, and all that force goes into zombie. You know, heavier weapon, more powerful blows.
And I dont believe you are such a wimp, that you cant carry axe on your back!

User avatar #114 - danield (08/16/2011) [-]
Implying it's not gonna get stuck inside a zombie's head,play safe and stay inside your house the military should be able to clear out everything in a couple of days
#127 - barundin (08/16/2011) [-]
Well if there was only one zombie in whichs head got stuck axe its okay... If there would be crowd or more than two zombies its always better to leg it.

Well yeah, but who knows how would military handle it
User avatar #100 - slatersniper (08/16/2011) [-]
yeah, but you also have to take into account whatever ammo, food, and other supplies you are carrying. you dont want to be wearing out, especially if you dont have a permanent camp.
#119 - barundin (08/16/2011) [-]
Okay you got the point, but look at this. You can use axe to
+ Fight off zombies efficiently
+ Cut wood you find (for trees example) to be able to set up fires/torches or to baricade somewhere.
+ Not the case of axe posted in image above, but in my country axes have second side blunt (like fiskars axes for example) so they can be used as hammers
+ You can use it to break into abbadoned houses
+ Its quite efficient pick-lock (with a little force)

- Weight? It depends on type of axe. Fiskars age are suprisingly light due to plastic handle. Fullmetal axes are quite heavy though...
- Bigger size, does not fit into bag efficiently, but you need those things always ready...

And once I got to hold military field shovel, man those things are not really light neither

Now what can do shovel?
User avatar #125 - slatersniper (08/16/2011) [-]
You can split wood with mine, they have the sharpened edge for self defense and wood cutting. I did it at the beach a few times. Hopefully you will only need it for that and if the situation is dire, because im staying away from zombie blood, because infection may be spread that way as well. You can smash through doors with the shovel if need be.
#130 - barundin (08/16/2011) [-]
Really, that sound like a badass shovel (with no sarcasm included)
User avatar #133 - slatersniper (08/16/2011) [-]
I freaking love that shovel man. An axe would be nice, but i feel like the shovel could do a little more.

See, im thinking portability, because i'll probably be on the move. I would need to get way away from Vancouver.
#139 - barundin (08/16/2011) [-]
Yeah that sounds reasonable. I live in "only" 100K city in which is automatic mill, and by 20 minutes by car there is another automatic mill, both full of grains.

Honestly my plan is to quickly get out of the city, grabbing as much food and friends and camp in cottage in village near my city. I feel like traveling is kinda unsafe since weather can change quickly and you dont have to always find food. For example being few kilometers next to city, being able to sneak there and grab some supplies if needed is better. But thats just my case
User avatar #140 - slatersniper (08/16/2011) [-]
Thats kindof my plan. Only leave camp when supplies are running low.
#89 - Trenching isnt the point though. Its the strength and portabil…  [+] (13 new replies) 08/16/2011 on Do you? 0
#92 - barundin (08/16/2011) [-]
It would be really badass shovel is its sharper than axe thou...
#91 - barundin (08/16/2011) [-]
If it can split log
it can split head
User avatar #93 - slatersniper (08/16/2011) [-]
But it is heavier. =Slower. Just sayin.
#97 - barundin (08/16/2011) [-]
Yeah thats the point. You have to use more force to get it moving, and all that force goes into zombie. You know, heavier weapon, more powerful blows.
And I dont believe you are such a wimp, that you cant carry axe on your back!

User avatar #114 - danield (08/16/2011) [-]
Implying it's not gonna get stuck inside a zombie's head,play safe and stay inside your house the military should be able to clear out everything in a couple of days
#127 - barundin (08/16/2011) [-]
Well if there was only one zombie in whichs head got stuck axe its okay... If there would be crowd or more than two zombies its always better to leg it.

Well yeah, but who knows how would military handle it
User avatar #100 - slatersniper (08/16/2011) [-]
yeah, but you also have to take into account whatever ammo, food, and other supplies you are carrying. you dont want to be wearing out, especially if you dont have a permanent camp.
#119 - barundin (08/16/2011) [-]
Okay you got the point, but look at this. You can use axe to
+ Fight off zombies efficiently
+ Cut wood you find (for trees example) to be able to set up fires/torches or to baricade somewhere.
+ Not the case of axe posted in image above, but in my country axes have second side blunt (like fiskars axes for example) so they can be used as hammers
+ You can use it to break into abbadoned houses
+ Its quite efficient pick-lock (with a little force)

- Weight? It depends on type of axe. Fiskars age are suprisingly light due to plastic handle. Fullmetal axes are quite heavy though...
- Bigger size, does not fit into bag efficiently, but you need those things always ready...

And once I got to hold military field shovel, man those things are not really light neither

Now what can do shovel?
User avatar #125 - slatersniper (08/16/2011) [-]
You can split wood with mine, they have the sharpened edge for self defense and wood cutting. I did it at the beach a few times. Hopefully you will only need it for that and if the situation is dire, because im staying away from zombie blood, because infection may be spread that way as well. You can smash through doors with the shovel if need be.
#130 - barundin (08/16/2011) [-]
Really, that sound like a badass shovel (with no sarcasm included)
User avatar #133 - slatersniper (08/16/2011) [-]
I freaking love that shovel man. An axe would be nice, but i feel like the shovel could do a little more.

See, im thinking portability, because i'll probably be on the move. I would need to get way away from Vancouver.
#139 - barundin (08/16/2011) [-]
Yeah that sounds reasonable. I live in "only" 100K city in which is automatic mill, and by 20 minutes by car there is another automatic mill, both full of grains.

Honestly my plan is to quickly get out of the city, grabbing as much food and friends and camp in cottage in village near my city. I feel like traveling is kinda unsafe since weather can change quickly and you dont have to always find food. For example being few kilometers next to city, being able to sneak there and grab some supplies if needed is better. But thats just my case
User avatar #140 - slatersniper (08/16/2011) [-]
Thats kindof my plan. Only leave camp when supplies are running low.
#34 - Good duck? aight. 08/16/2011 on Motivational Life 17 +3
#83 - Havent picked a gun yet, but i have a military-issue entrenchm…  [+] (22 new replies) 08/16/2011 on Do you? +1
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#87 - barundin (08/16/2011) [-]
Well this tool maybe does not dig trenches, but can cut bones and crush heads more efficiently. And I also do not see how will trenches help you, unless they are Nazi zombies with pistols.
#95 - ozzycross (08/16/2011) [-]
what if he digs a huge ass pit, and zombies fall in and die? you cant dig with an axe
#105 - barundin (08/16/2011) [-]
We are talking about 10 meter deep pit you know? And you can not dig that with field shovel and if accidentatly yes, do you think digging 10 meter deep pit with need of luring zombie there is easier than just to one hit zombie with axe?
User avatar #112 - ozzycross (08/16/2011) [-]
good point, but an axe and a shovel are like 10 pounds, your gunna get tired, best weapon probly a katana
#123 - barundin (08/16/2011) [-]
Oh god are you joking right? Katana is two hand-wielded sword, which weight is much much higher than weight of any classical, decently sized axe.
You know katana is fully made of steel, while axe has only (in most cases) iron head)

And its REALLY much easier to splash regular axe than real katana
User avatar #1482 - ozzycross (08/18/2011) [-]
katana is like 4 pounds, at least mine is, and sharper than a razor, with folded steel its better
#1483 - barundin (08/18/2011) [-]
I dont see any possible way how 2 meter long weapon from good steel could weight 2 kilograms really...

How much did that cost you?
User avatar #89 - slatersniper (08/16/2011) [-]
Trenching isnt the point though. Its the strength and portability. Plus, i dont have a badass axe, lol. just a hatchet.
#92 - barundin (08/16/2011) [-]
It would be really badass shovel is its sharper than axe thou...
#91 - barundin (08/16/2011) [-]
If it can split log
it can split head
User avatar #93 - slatersniper (08/16/2011) [-]
But it is heavier. =Slower. Just sayin.
#97 - barundin (08/16/2011) [-]
Yeah thats the point. You have to use more force to get it moving, and all that force goes into zombie. You know, heavier weapon, more powerful blows.
And I dont believe you are such a wimp, that you cant carry axe on your back!

User avatar #114 - danield (08/16/2011) [-]
Implying it's not gonna get stuck inside a zombie's head,play safe and stay inside your house the military should be able to clear out everything in a couple of days
#127 - barundin (08/16/2011) [-]
Well if there was only one zombie in whichs head got stuck axe its okay... If there would be crowd or more than two zombies its always better to leg it.

Well yeah, but who knows how would military handle it
User avatar #100 - slatersniper (08/16/2011) [-]
yeah, but you also have to take into account whatever ammo, food, and other supplies you are carrying. you dont want to be wearing out, especially if you dont have a permanent camp.
#119 - barundin (08/16/2011) [-]
Okay you got the point, but look at this. You can use axe to
+ Fight off zombies efficiently
+ Cut wood you find (for trees example) to be able to set up fires/torches or to baricade somewhere.
+ Not the case of axe posted in image above, but in my country axes have second side blunt (like fiskars axes for example) so they can be used as hammers
+ You can use it to break into abbadoned houses
+ Its quite efficient pick-lock (with a little force)

- Weight? It depends on type of axe. Fiskars age are suprisingly light due to plastic handle. Fullmetal axes are quite heavy though...
- Bigger size, does not fit into bag efficiently, but you need those things always ready...

And once I got to hold military field shovel, man those things are not really light neither

Now what can do shovel?
User avatar #125 - slatersniper (08/16/2011) [-]
You can split wood with mine, they have the sharpened edge for self defense and wood cutting. I did it at the beach a few times. Hopefully you will only need it for that and if the situation is dire, because im staying away from zombie blood, because infection may be spread that way as well. You can smash through doors with the shovel if need be.
#130 - barundin (08/16/2011) [-]
Really, that sound like a badass shovel (with no sarcasm included)
User avatar #133 - slatersniper (08/16/2011) [-]
I freaking love that shovel man. An axe would be nice, but i feel like the shovel could do a little more.

See, im thinking portability, because i'll probably be on the move. I would need to get way away from Vancouver.
#139 - barundin (08/16/2011) [-]
Yeah that sounds reasonable. I live in "only" 100K city in which is automatic mill, and by 20 minutes by car there is another automatic mill, both full of grains.

Honestly my plan is to quickly get out of the city, grabbing as much food and friends and camp in cottage in village near my city. I feel like traveling is kinda unsafe since weather can change quickly and you dont have to always find food. For example being few kilometers next to city, being able to sneak there and grab some supplies if needed is better. But thats just my case
User avatar #140 - slatersniper (08/16/2011) [-]
Thats kindof my plan. Only leave camp when supplies are running low.
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