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Date Signed Up:10/10/2010
Last Login:12/28/2014
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Comment Ranking:#17550
Highest Content Rank:#4108
Highest Comment Rank:#2258
Content Thumbs: 3030 total,  3436 ,  406
Comment Thumbs: 3714 total,  4769 ,  1055
Content Level Progress: 28% (28/100)
Level 130 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 131 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 97% (97/100)
Level 236 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 237 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:1
Content Views:65690
Times Content Favorited:95 times
Total Comments Made:1546
FJ Points:6805
Favorite Tags: really (2) | You (2)
Fairly certain I'm human.

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#17 - Comment deleted 02/12/2013 on i hope they do this for AC4... 0
#32 - I AM A HUGE BONER.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2013 on Joker boner +3
User avatar #42 - fencingchamp (02/11/2013) [-]
PLEASE DON'T LOOK AT MY BONER
#58 - Well, you can't win 'em all. 02/09/2013 on Friday After Work +3
#45 - Best way to quit. Ever. " **** you b…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/09/2013 on Friday After Work +8
User avatar #57 - jalthelas (02/09/2013) [-]
I would quit a job like this.


Until the shattering glass catches in my backpack and when I pull the chute, the glass tears through the material, and I fall to my death.


I'd be that unlucky.
User avatar #70 - thathorse (02/09/2013) [-]
At least try to land on your boss' car.
User avatar #58 - slatersniper (02/09/2013) [-]
Well, you can't win 'em all.
#10 - How dare you disrespect Mr. Norton? 02/09/2013 on Oh Ron... +1
#45 - Please explain. I'm only carrying this on because I have nothi…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2013 on parkour cat 0
#48 - juicymucus (02/06/2013) [-]
#42 - AND do I seem like I care?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/06/2013 on parkour cat 0
User avatar #43 - precision (02/06/2013) [-]
Yes, very clearly.
User avatar #45 - slatersniper (02/06/2013) [-]
Please explain. I'm only carrying this on because I have nothing to do at the moment.
#48 - juicymucus (02/06/2013) [-]
#38 - And you're not doing the same thing?  [+] (5 new replies) 02/06/2013 on parkour cat 0
User avatar #40 - precision (02/06/2013) [-]
It is improper grammar to start any sentence with a conjunction, thought you should know.
User avatar #42 - slatersniper (02/06/2013) [-]
AND do I seem like I care?
User avatar #43 - precision (02/06/2013) [-]
Yes, very clearly.
User avatar #45 - slatersniper (02/06/2013) [-]
Please explain. I'm only carrying this on because I have nothing to do at the moment.
#48 - juicymucus (02/06/2013) [-]
#36 - Because you're such an intellectual to be having an internet fight.  [+] (7 new replies) 02/06/2013 on parkour cat -2
User avatar #37 - precision (02/06/2013) [-]
You're the dumb shit that keeps responding.
User avatar #38 - slatersniper (02/06/2013) [-]
And you're not doing the same thing?
User avatar #40 - precision (02/06/2013) [-]
It is improper grammar to start any sentence with a conjunction, thought you should know.
User avatar #42 - slatersniper (02/06/2013) [-]
AND do I seem like I care?
User avatar #43 - precision (02/06/2013) [-]
Yes, very clearly.
User avatar #45 - slatersniper (02/06/2013) [-]
Please explain. I'm only carrying this on because I have nothing to do at the moment.
#48 - juicymucus (02/06/2013) [-]
#30 - That wont show me anything of other pages. Should I do that ev…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/06/2013 on parkour cat -2
User avatar #33 - precision (02/06/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ, if you're going to insult me, at least use proper grammar.
User avatar #36 - slatersniper (02/06/2013) [-]
Because you're such an intellectual to be having an internet fight.
User avatar #37 - precision (02/06/2013) [-]
You're the dumb shit that keeps responding.
User avatar #38 - slatersniper (02/06/2013) [-]
And you're not doing the same thing?
User avatar #40 - precision (02/06/2013) [-]
It is improper grammar to start any sentence with a conjunction, thought you should know.
User avatar #42 - slatersniper (02/06/2013) [-]
AND do I seem like I care?
User avatar #43 - precision (02/06/2013) [-]
Yes, very clearly.
User avatar #45 - slatersniper (02/06/2013) [-]
Please explain. I'm only carrying this on because I have nothing to do at the moment.
#48 - juicymucus (02/06/2013) [-]
#25 - Rarely do I even read the comments. I'm not going to go throug…  [+] (11 new replies) 02/06/2013 on parkour cat -2
User avatar #27 - precision (02/06/2013) [-]
You don't have to read anything, you can just perform a Ctrl+F if you're too lazy to check, but that may be too much work for a simpleton, eh?
User avatar #30 - slatersniper (02/06/2013) [-]
That wont show me anything of other pages. Should I do that every single page of comments, just to make douche lagoons like happy?
User avatar #33 - precision (02/06/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ, if you're going to insult me, at least use proper grammar.
User avatar #36 - slatersniper (02/06/2013) [-]
Because you're such an intellectual to be having an internet fight.
User avatar #37 - precision (02/06/2013) [-]
You're the dumb shit that keeps responding.
User avatar #38 - slatersniper (02/06/2013) [-]
And you're not doing the same thing?
User avatar #40 - precision (02/06/2013) [-]
It is improper grammar to start any sentence with a conjunction, thought you should know.
User avatar #42 - slatersniper (02/06/2013) [-]
AND do I seem like I care?
User avatar #43 - precision (02/06/2013) [-]
Yes, very clearly.
User avatar #45 - slatersniper (02/06/2013) [-]
Please explain. I'm only carrying this on because I have nothing to do at the moment.
#48 - juicymucus (02/06/2013) [-]
#22 - Dude **** off. I didnt see anything or else I wou…  [+] (13 new replies) 02/06/2013 on parkour cat -2
User avatar #24 - precision (02/06/2013) [-]
That's why you have to check, numb nuts.
User avatar #25 - slatersniper (02/06/2013) [-]
Rarely do I even read the comments. I'm not going to go through and read everything just because I may accidentally have the same idea as someone else, and piss a few people off.
User avatar #27 - precision (02/06/2013) [-]
You don't have to read anything, you can just perform a Ctrl+F if you're too lazy to check, but that may be too much work for a simpleton, eh?
User avatar #30 - slatersniper (02/06/2013) [-]
That wont show me anything of other pages. Should I do that every single page of comments, just to make douche lagoons like happy?
User avatar #33 - precision (02/06/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ, if you're going to insult me, at least use proper grammar.
User avatar #36 - slatersniper (02/06/2013) [-]
Because you're such an intellectual to be having an internet fight.
User avatar #37 - precision (02/06/2013) [-]
You're the dumb shit that keeps responding.
User avatar #38 - slatersniper (02/06/2013) [-]
And you're not doing the same thing?
User avatar #40 - precision (02/06/2013) [-]
It is improper grammar to start any sentence with a conjunction, thought you should know.
User avatar #42 - slatersniper (02/06/2013) [-]
AND do I seem like I care?
User avatar #43 - precision (02/06/2013) [-]
Yes, very clearly.
User avatar #45 - slatersniper (02/06/2013) [-]
Please explain. I'm only carrying this on because I have nothing to do at the moment.
#48 - juicymucus (02/06/2013) [-]
#11 - Parkour cat  [+] (17 new replies) 02/06/2013 on parkour cat -6
#44 - anonymous (02/06/2013) [-]
hahahaha wow who realy cares!! its like watching to retards try and hump a doorknob
User avatar #19 - precision (02/06/2013) [-]
Look a couple comments below yours, faggot.
User avatar #22 - slatersniper (02/06/2013) [-]
Dude fuck off. I didnt see anything or else I wouldnt have posted. Cunt.
User avatar #24 - precision (02/06/2013) [-]
That's why you have to check, numb nuts.
User avatar #25 - slatersniper (02/06/2013) [-]
Rarely do I even read the comments. I'm not going to go through and read everything just because I may accidentally have the same idea as someone else, and piss a few people off.
User avatar #27 - precision (02/06/2013) [-]
You don't have to read anything, you can just perform a Ctrl+F if you're too lazy to check, but that may be too much work for a simpleton, eh?
User avatar #30 - slatersniper (02/06/2013) [-]
That wont show me anything of other pages. Should I do that every single page of comments, just to make douche lagoons like happy?
User avatar #33 - precision (02/06/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ, if you're going to insult me, at least use proper grammar.
User avatar #36 - slatersniper (02/06/2013) [-]
Because you're such an intellectual to be having an internet fight.
User avatar #37 - precision (02/06/2013) [-]
You're the dumb shit that keeps responding.
User avatar #38 - slatersniper (02/06/2013) [-]
And you're not doing the same thing?
User avatar #40 - precision (02/06/2013) [-]
It is improper grammar to start any sentence with a conjunction, thought you should know.
User avatar #42 - slatersniper (02/06/2013) [-]
AND do I seem like I care?
User avatar #43 - precision (02/06/2013) [-]
Yes, very clearly.
User avatar #45 - slatersniper (02/06/2013) [-]
Please explain. I'm only carrying this on because I have nothing to do at the moment.
#48 - juicymucus (02/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #16 - reican (02/06/2013) [-]
true... true...
#222 - . . . has forgotten this isn't FaceBook.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2013 on Truths... +1
User avatar #226 - daimondemon (02/02/2013) [-]
. . . doesn't care, post asked for truths, I gave them.
#71 - Picture 02/02/2013 on Yo Bro!! +19
#70 - Picture 02/02/2013 on Yo Bro!! +6
#591 - Picture 01/23/2013 on Cactus +4
#20 - She don't give a **** . She's pretty chill about e… 01/20/2013 on POP!!! +1
#18 - Her original name was Pebbles and I thought that was stupid wh…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/20/2013 on POP!!! +1
User avatar #19 - cantfindausername (01/20/2013) [-]
So you named her after the cats' natural prey? That's gotta do something to a cat's self esteem.

User avatar #20 - slatersniper (01/20/2013) [-]
She don't give a fuck. She's pretty chill about everything.
#14 - My cat looks just like that. Her name is Mouse.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/20/2013 on POP!!! +1
User avatar #16 - cantfindausername (01/20/2013) [-]
Why would you do that to a cat?
User avatar #18 - slatersniper (01/20/2013) [-]
Her original name was Pebbles and I thought that was stupid when I adopted her.
User avatar #19 - cantfindausername (01/20/2013) [-]
So you named her after the cats' natural prey? That's gotta do something to a cat's self esteem.

User avatar #20 - slatersniper (01/20/2013) [-]
She don't give a fuck. She's pretty chill about everything.
#17 - HOLY **** get it? 01/20/2013 on Gandalf the white +19
#79 - I'd assume right before she says "I'm chipped," she … 01/20/2013 on Titterl +9
#77 - She is in the process of being shot. Her chip has activated. 01/20/2013 on Titterl +21
#65 - I jerked it to this once.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2013 on Look at all that plot! +4
User avatar #68 - durden (01/18/2013) [-]
Congratulations, I am proud of you.
#26 - Big stubby's where it's at.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/17/2013 on guitar players shall... +5
User avatar #109 - atheistzilla (01/17/2013) [-]
oh god i hate those.... not that there's anything wrong with you liking them ofcourse
#53 - rednative (01/17/2013) [-]
"big stubby" if you know what i mean.
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User avatar #1 - braydonbond (12/07/2010) [-]
Disturbed FTW!!!
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