Sup, Dog?

amuse me.

Joke contest?

So a collective of French Scientists sit down one day and decide to set about figuring out why the head of a man's PENIS was bigger than the shaft. The study was extensive, running four months and cost $25 million dollars. It concluded that this particular configuration was for the pleasure of the man.

Not to be outdone American Scientists ran a similar study. Theirs ran six months and cost $50 million dollars. This study concluded to the contrary, that the shape was instead for the pleasure of the woman.

Several Polish scientists following this story vowed that they would once and for all settle the debate. Their study took two weeks and ran up over $75,000 in bar tabs. It was subsequently concluded that the head of the PENIS was bigger than the shaft so one's hand did not fly off and hit them in the face.

funny. got anything better?

Nyah guy, it's your turn.

i'm good.

Alrighty then.

what brings you to fj?

You're boring guy, I bet you were raised Mormon.

nope

Damn. The boring must be genetic then. Bad luck guy you got boring genes. Your parents should've went in for Designer Genes. Then at least you'd be boring and well dressed.

maybe, so tell me about your parents.

Oh, I get it. This must be your "Boring People" courtship ritual. Well guy, I don't like long walks on the beach, I really prefer forests, I don't like candlelit dinners (Candles leave soot on the walls) and I prefer members of the female species.

However, even if you did meet the criterion our tryst would not be procreational, as I have no desire to produce boring children.

i don't see what that has to do with your parents, or why you joined fj, but thats nice to hear.

It's all meaningless guy. None of it means a damned thing.

how's that?

how's it meaningless?

Because the yankees will still probably take the series.

oh really?

Because guy.