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#97 - Ultimitive (07/14/2011) [-]
have you ever seen network?
User avatar #98 to #97 - slashersmile (07/15/2011) [-]
"We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.' Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad. You've got to say, 'I'm a HUMAN BEING, God damn it! My life has VALUE!' So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, 'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!' I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - 'I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!... You've got to say, 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it: "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" "
#99 to #98 - Ultimitive (07/15/2011) [-]
i prefer the corporate cosmology speech, or the individual is dead over speech to be honest.
User avatar #100 to #99 - slashersmile (07/16/2011) [-]
That's the one that Glenn Beck likes to prune from though, never minding the fact that the character he's cribbing from is going insane.
#101 to #100 - Ultimitive (07/16/2011) [-]
i never watched glenn beck so i wouldn't know. you know what they, insanity and genius are the 2 sides of the same coin.
User avatar #102 to #101 - slashersmile (07/16/2011) [-]
Insanity is endemic to the human condition, it has little to do with intelligence.
#103 to #102 - Ultimitive (07/17/2011) [-]
that depends on how you define insanity.
User avatar #104 to #103 - slashersmile (07/19/2011) [-]
Your turn to tell a joke guy.
#105 to #104 - Ultimitive (07/19/2011) [-]

a mexican, a black guy, and a white dude walking along the beach and they find a bottle...the mexican guy rubs it and out comes a genie POOF!
the genie speaks to each of them and grants them 1 wish.

the mexican guy goes first and says, i wish that all my mexican brethren and i could be transported back to our native homeland and we could all be happy there.
the genie says ok, goes poof! and the mexican disappears

this time the black guy goes
he says, i wish that all my african brothers an di can all go back to our motherland and be happy, prosperous and free
the genie says ok, goes poof! and the black guy disappears

the white guy pauses for a moment, scratches his head and says " are you telling me that all the spics and niggers are gone from america?
the genie nods and says yes
and then white guy says, "ok, well i'll just have a coke, thanks."
User avatar #106 to #105 - slashersmile (07/19/2011) [-]
Boondock Saints ... Classic. I know it was a joke before, but that's almost word for word.
#107 to #106 - Ultimitive (07/19/2011) [-]
yep. very funny.
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