Nope.

Jealous. :3

what did you do?

De nada. He wants to be a salty bitch let him.

That's an obscure one, I've heard of it but never seen it. I'm not much one for "art for the sake of art" movies though.

"We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.' Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad. You've got to say, 'I'm a HUMAN BEING, God damn it! My life has VALUE!' So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, 'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!' I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - 'I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!... You've got to say, 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it: "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" "

i prefer the corporate cosmology speech, or the individual is dead over speech to be honest.

That's the one that Glenn Beck likes to prune from though, never minding the fact that the character he's cribbing from is going insane.

i never watched glenn beck so i wouldn't know. you know what they, insanity and genius are the 2 sides of the same coin.

Insanity is endemic to the human condition, it has little to do with intelligence.

that depends on how you define insanity.

Your turn to tell a joke guy.

a mexican, a black guy, and a white dude walking along the beach and they find a bottle...the mexican guy rubs it and out comes a genie POOF!
the genie speaks to each of them and grants them 1 wish.

the mexican guy goes first and says, i wish that all my mexican brethren and i could be transported back to our native homeland and we could all be happy there.
the genie says ok, goes poof! and the mexican disappears

this time the black guy goes
he says, i wish that all my african brothers an di can all go back to our motherland and be happy, prosperous and free
the genie says ok, goes poof! and the black guy disappears

the white guy pauses for a moment, scratches his head and says " are you telling me that all the spics and niggers are gone from america?
the genie nods and says yes
and then white guy says, "ok, well i'll just have a coke, thanks."

Boondock Saints ... Classic. I know it was a joke before, but that's almost word for word.

yep. very funny.

Stalking.

why?

Because it's amusing.

elaborate if you may.

Fucking with people amuses me. People with cause are the easiest to fuck with and react the most amusingly.

i see, and have you succeeded?

In amusing myself? All the time.

i meant with lazypurple?

Nah, he's gotten boring. He is a backdoor into virtually every flamewar of the day though.

i wouldn't mind to see him gone.

I'm indifferent.

not surprised.

I should dig up Harem's address and send him a cymbal monkey.

leave harem alone, he's a nice fellow. there's people a lot more deserving of your trolling.

Yeh, but it'd be funny.

yeah, it would be, but i have a better target for you if you're interested?

Shoot.

newawsomesauce.

I thought he was one of APB's.

and his is actually seniorawesomesauce

nope, not anymore at least.

ignore the question mark.

Sup, Dog?

you ever read atlas shrugged?

That shit was soul crushingly boring. Like, it hurt my soul to sit through the whole thing.

i know right? those chapter long speeches were unbearable!

I like the Dorothy Parker quote: "This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force."

lol. you know, it wouldn't even be that bad if the message wasn't completely absurd.

I know ... Who the fuck sees it necessary to rant against human altruism?

i can understand her reasons for doing it. she did escape from a highly "altruistic" and repressive society, she was probably compensating for something as well.

I'd hardly call Russia Altruistic. Collectivist yes. Altruistic no.

thus the " ". you ever read the prince?

Machiavelli being ironic? Good stuff.

ironic? you mean because of his past works?

I mean because of his actual philosophy. The prince was written more or less as a patronage piece.

true, he was just sucking up to the medici's, but the book did have some merit nevertheless.

Oh no, don't get me wrong, it was a brilliant work, it's just most of it Machiavelli himself disagreed with. Not to mention the stuff that is commonly misinterpreted, like the passage "It's better to be feared than loved ..." Where the ideal is actually to be both loved and feared.

Well, just because he praised a republic doesn't mean he can't praise a monarchy. both have their drawbacks and virtues. yes, it's sad to see the book being misquoted so frequently

If I had a time machine, I'd make Machiavelli and Ayn Rand fight to the death for my amusement.

really? i would think Karl Marx would make the better combatant.

Nyah, I'm not saying Marx isn't a giant, I'm just saying growing up in Prussia he probably picked up fighting that would make a fight with other philosophers kinda one-sided.

hmm, do you think adam smith would be able to take Marx?

You don't think a sissy fight between two literary giants would be hilarious?

How is Karl Marx not a literary giant? the might would make more sense as well.

Sup, Dog?

amuse me.

Joke contest?

So a collective of French Scientists sit down one day and decide to set about figuring out why the head of a man's PENIS was bigger than the shaft. The study was extensive, running four months and cost $25 million dollars. It concluded that this particular configuration was for the pleasure of the man.

Not to be outdone American Scientists ran a similar study. Theirs ran six months and cost $50 million dollars. This study concluded to the contrary, that the shape was instead for the pleasure of the woman.

Several Polish scientists following this story vowed that they would once and for all settle the debate. Their study took two weeks and ran up over $75,000 in bar tabs. It was subsequently concluded that the head of the PENIS was bigger than the shaft so one's hand did not fly off and hit them in the face.

funny. got anything better?

Nyah guy, it's your turn.

i'm good.

Alrighty then.

what brings you to fj?

You're boring guy, I bet you were raised Mormon.

nope

Damn. The boring must be genetic then. Bad luck guy you got boring genes. Your parents should've went in for Designer Genes. Then at least you'd be boring and well dressed.

maybe, so tell me about your parents.

Oh, I get it. This must be your "Boring People" courtship ritual. Well guy, I don't like long walks on the beach, I really prefer forests, I don't like candlelit dinners (Candles leave soot on the walls) and I prefer members of the female species.

However, even if you did meet the criterion our tryst would not be procreational, as I have no desire to produce boring children.

i don't see what that has to do with your parents, or why you joined fj, but thats nice to hear.

It's all meaningless guy. None of it means a damned thing.

how's that?

Which?

how's it meaningless?

Because the yankees will still probably take the series.

oh really?

Because guy.

because why?

Nope.

Don't play dumb with me, the proof is everywhere.

Civility and hate aren't mutually exclusive, especially when you enjoy spreading confusion.

That doesn't have any relation to what we are speaking of.

http://funnyjunk.com/showcomment/24035331/#c527

I've made myself abundantly clear on the matter, there and in other places.

You seem to have a deep complex of contradictions for what I speak of. You would make an excellent addition to the APB.

I prefer my anarchy less organized. Thanks but no thanks.

The APB isn't as organized as you think. Consider my offer, I eagerly await your response.

Listen guy, I'm all for spreading discord and hate, but I hate because of the agenda, not necessarily what it entails. Taking that into account it'll take more than a malcontent with delusions of grandeur and a five dollar thesaurus to get me to take up a flag.

You're smarter than I thought. Although I do not delude of grandeur, I just wish to rid the internet of this cancer. I could care less about the glory of victory and the sepulcher of defeat.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

I know full well what it means, comrade, or else I would not be using it. The meaning does not quite intertwine with what I'm speaking of, but it fits nonetheless.

Defeat means a user ban, and the whole five second process of generating a new alt, hardly worthy to be counted among the glorious dead. You're torturing that metaphor so hard I think it's developing a fetish.

Good for me, friend. I wasn't meaning defeat in that way, but defeat as in loss of the skirmish the MLP and APB call a war.

I already mentioned your delusions of grandeur, no need to be redundant.

How many times must I tell you, these delusions of grandeur you keep mentioning mean nothing to me. I could care less. I've no reason to be redundant.

A country road. A tree.
Evening.
Harem, sitting on a low mound, is trying to take off his boot. He pulls at it with both hands, panting.
He gives up, exhausted, rests, tries again.
As before.
Enter Smile.
Harem:
(giving up again). Nothing to be done.
Smile:
(advancing with short, stiff strides, legs wide apart). I'm beginning to come round to that opinion. All my life I've tried to put it from me, saying Smile, be reasonable, you haven't yet tried everything. And I resumed the struggle. (He broods, musing on the struggle. Turning to Harem.) So there you are again.

What are you trying to do?

It's theater of the absurd, guy. Contextually it's a sort of multilayer comedy that grasps at the pure essence of lulz.

You're trying to break my will. I know it.

Cyrillic A. Αdmin. аdmin.

is it your keyboard or is it an altcode?

You can configure your keyboard for cyrillic keystrokes, or you can use alt code, or if you're comp impaired you can fish them out of the character map. It all works though.

Аdmin i copied it from the character list, didnt say the alt code