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#67 - less than 25% though 3 hours ago on naw..but maybe 0
#49 - 1 in 4 chance that IF you get in an accident it'll be that …  [+] (2 new replies) 6 hours ago on naw..but maybe 0
#55 - anon (5 hours ago) [-]
More than 1 in 292 million.
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#67 - slapchoppin (3 hours ago) [-]
less than 25% though
#33 - because colonial americans knew all about how viruses work right?  [+] (4 new replies) 10 hours ago on they got casinos -6
#37 - malifauxdeux (10 hours ago) [-]
Yes actually. They used small-pox infected blankets as bio weapons.
#74 - mindyourownbusines (8 hours ago) [-]
Really? People are still buying this? From what I remember there was one instance where Europeans openly used disease as a bio-weapon and it affected a very small percentage of one tribe. Most deaths had nothing to do with intentionally spread diseases.
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#75 - opticmonkey (8 hours ago) [-]
Why do you sound like you're disagreeing with him? You're saying the same thing
#77 - mindyourownbusines (7 hours ago) [-]
I don't entirely disagree with him. I just disagree with the implication people usually draw that it was a major plot on the part of Europeans to kill off all the natives by spreading disease. In reality, it was nowhere near as widespread as people make on. And I doubt, most colonial Americans knew the viruses were going to kill off the native people when they arrived, as was implied by the context. As I said, I think there was only one or two instances where Europeans intentionally used disease to harm natives.
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#68 - he isn't a man he's an idea he's something we can all…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on occupation +20
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#91 - thesinful (01/08/2016) [-]
And ideas are blaster proof
#56 - if you don't want people making porn of something then don't m…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Zootopia 0
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#71 - dehnoobshow (01/07/2016) [-]
I personally don't think Hirohiko Araki likes us making porn of JoJo's Bizzare adventure.
Especially characters that are proven to be straight but drawn in porn as gay
#83 - droitesorel (01/07/2016) [-]
Well thankfully all of the gay DIO porn is canon because DIO was confirmed bisexual.
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#88 - dehnoobshow (01/07/2016) [-]
But with his personality. He'd be the dom in either situation as you can see people literally submit to him.
So porn where he fucks Jonathan, the JoJo he respects, doesn't make sense.
And porn where he fucks Jotaro, the JoJo he fears, also doesn't make sense
And the Giorno x DIO porn is straight up incest.
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#89 - droitesorel (01/07/2016) [-]
I mean, Araki also admitted that there was lust for Jonathan from Dio, but I've seen more Kakyoin x Jotaro than anything and he has more holes than a woman.
#132 - Picture 01/07/2016 on white guy. +14
#12 - wow Australias oldest man he must be like 30 01/06/2016 on Quality Citation +46
#77 - nah my wife can handle that 01/06/2016 on stupid kids 0
#64 - if i have a daughter i hope that she's gay so that i won't hav…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2016 on stupid kids 0
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#73 - schneidend (01/06/2016) [-]
But, then you'll have to just kill all her girlfriends.
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#77 - slapchoppin (01/06/2016) [-]
nah my wife can handle that

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User avatar #20 to #19 - slapchoppin (09/10/2015) [-]
thanks
User avatar #4 - murrlogic (08/26/2015) [-]
Wrestling fan?
User avatar #5 to #4 - slapchoppin (08/26/2015) [-]
why yes how ever could you have figured that out?
User avatar #18 to #5 - murrlogic (08/26/2015) [-]
Let me catagorize each member of the Shield individually

Dean Ambrose is great with promos. Sub Par in wrestling. People think Dean Ambrose they don't think of his development back in FCW. They think Jon Moxley from CZW when he was ******* his body up every night for $25 and a 6 pack of beer and pain killers.

Seth Rollins is a great high flyer. Terrible absolute **** at promos or being a legit heel. I never wanna see Heel Rollins ever again. Banned is the Curb Stomp. Banned is the Pheonix Splash He can activate it but its never allowed to hit a target and banned is God's Last Reward Which to be fair that is unsafe as **** and extremely difficult to pull off. Vince is purposely trying to **** over Seth so he literally has nothing

Roman is **** . Unamioulsy. People say he has a look and they're ******* lying. He looks like a generic samoan heavyweight who wears body armor. Vince is trying to mold him into the next Rock or John Cena. Hunter on a realistic level thinks he can make a Goldburg out of him.

The only thing Roman will ever amount to is being the next generation of The Rock...Y Maiavia. The face version of Rock that never got over.
User avatar #6 to #5 - murrlogic (08/26/2015) [-]
Had a hunch

Now then. This is a very important question

Summerslam or NXT Takeover
User avatar #7 to #6 - slapchoppin (08/26/2015) [-]
i don't really watch NXT because the IWC has overhyped those guys to the point where they could do a standing 900 splash and i would still be disappointed

also theres a girl called blue pants what the **** is up with that?
User avatar #8 to #7 - murrlogic (08/26/2015) [-]
Her name is Leva Bates a girl from the all women Shimmer organization

Her gimmick is cosplay. Imagine a female Damien Sandow.

Takeover was a solid 7. Kevin Owens has 2 potential Match of the Year candidates

Tho to be real the best part of the NXT PPV's are the women's matches because Hunter be damned any good women's match actually happen on Raw.
User avatar #9 to #8 - slapchoppin (08/26/2015) [-]
Owens had been the most overrated wrestler of the year for me

his wrestling isn't on the level i was lead to believe and his promos are nowhere near main card level
User avatar #10 to #9 - murrlogic (08/26/2015) [-]
I haven't watched a lot of Kevin Steen matches nor have I watched a lot of matches involving Vader but according to /wooo/ Steen is the modern day Vader or at least the superior counter double to Samoa Joe.

WWE Style is just a terrible moveset especially since everything is ******* banned because "muh concussions. muh injuries."

So it seems you answer is Summerslam. Best match? I didn't enjoy Summerslam that much it felt like a 4 hour Raw. Nothing on that PPV taping did it feel justifiable to spend $49.95 to view this. Bork/Taker, Cesaro/Owens, and Rollins/Cena should have all been just free TV.
User avatar #11 to #10 - slapchoppin (08/26/2015) [-]
i'm a little biased towards Ambrose so i pretty much always choose his match and its the same for Summerslam
User avatar #12 to #11 - murrlogic (08/26/2015) [-]
God you remind me of my friend mrpeep who is a huge Dean Ambrose mark

Dean had a very nothing unfulfilling match at Summerslam. It was not even good enough to be called a Raw match. It was a Smackdown match at best.

They replayed this same match on Raw only to introduce "Non" Erick Rowan to the Wyatts That man is from NXT's developmental camp. Forgot his name. His gimmick is he can bench a lot. Not sure if he's good.
User avatar #13 to #12 - slapchoppin (08/26/2015) [-]
yeah but Ambrose is capable of a lot his booking has just been **** for any feud that wasn't against Rollins and even then he was losing every match so i don't blame him for having a few lackluster matches i'd be losing motivation if i were him
User avatar #14 to #13 - murrlogic (08/26/2015) [-]
Seth Rollins vs Dean Ambrose from Elimination Chamber to Money in the Bank was the worst rekindling of this feud I had ever seen. Actually...technically this rekindling started all the way in Payback when Rollins was feuding with Orton.

It didn't have the same fire from last year and even then Rollins was still booked the strongest. People tried to be optimistic since people were still under the delusion that Bray Wyatt was "hot" because of his feuds with Cena and Bryan

Nope.

Bray has now reached "Cooling status" meaning if you're in a feud with him you're gonna be in a midcard dryspell for awhile and the reason Bray/Ambrose and Harper/Ambrose is being revisted right now since's he feuded with both of them is because only Dean is capable of getting Reigns over right now.
User avatar #15 to #14 - slapchoppin (08/26/2015) [-]
i pretty much agree entirely

they don't want Ambrose to be the guy despite the fact that he's one of the most over guys in the company so he's basically a tool to get guys over at this point
#16 to #15 - murrlogic (08/26/2015) [-]
Ambrose has a lot of flaws

His biggest attribute is he can turn **** into gold no matter how self terrible the promo is.

The downside is his wrestling is not that impressive and his actual finisher The piledriver is banned unless your Undertaker who has perfected the Piledriver.

Dirty Deeds is a really ****** DDT.
User avatar #17 to #16 - slapchoppin (08/26/2015) [-]
supposedly he used to be a mat wrestler before his current gimmick and he was really good at that

he's got enough charisma that people are willing to look past his flaws as well which is something Reigns will never have no matter how hard he works but they still want him to be the guy
#3 - Sewallman ONLINE (07/16/2015) [-]
A prison wife woulda been better.
User avatar #1 - froghole (04/18/2013) [-]
fyi, you have a username my brother would likely use. that is all. have a nice day.
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