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#29 - [insert gamertag] is play xbox dashboard 01/29/2010 on Xbox play 0
#33 - id hit that...... WITH A VROOM VROOM  [+] (16 new replies) 01/29/2010 on Indeed -16
#43 - Realexis (01/29/2010) [-]
I'd hit that............................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ........................................With a ninjas.......................................................................... ................................................................................ ..............................................house key
User avatar #44 - TheDeadPool (01/29/2010) [-]
good luck finding them
#47 - Realexis (01/29/2010) [-]
Its cool, I'm a stalker............nice girlfriend, shes cute........>_>
User avatar #52 - TheDeadPool (01/29/2010) [-]
thats no way too talk about your mom
#55 - Realexis (01/29/2010) [-]
Lets start a yo momma chain. Yo momma so stank she smell like 10 haitins in an earthquake.
User avatar #56 - TheDeadPool (01/29/2010) [-]
yo momma so hairy... even chewbacca got the wrong hole
#58 - ThisGuyIsMe (01/29/2010) [-]
I'd hit that.
#57 - Realexis (01/29/2010) [-]
Yo momma so fat she couldn't fit inot HEAVEN.
User avatar #61 - TheDeadPool (01/29/2010) [-]
your mommas so stupid... she thought a blow job was the hand drier in the bathroom
#156 - Realexis (01/30/2010) [-]
Yo mommas like a shotgun, 5 cocks and shes loaded.
User avatar #67 - HappyPie (01/29/2010) [-]
you mommas so black she sat in a bathtub and made coffe
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#38 - anonymous (01/29/2010) [-]
LIGHT, you would light her on fire
#40 - LAJ has deleted their comment.
User avatar #36 - Rofltroll (01/29/2010) [-]
Id hit that....... WITH A CHAINSAWBROOM
#84 - im not going to lie, these pictures are getting kind of tiring 01/29/2010 on Hahaha! -1
#36 - attention every fag who is whinning about anons not being able…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2010 on Dream -47
#46 - dpierce (01/29/2010) [-]
good idea
#209 - and how do plan on doing that?!? 01/29/2010 on Oh shi- -56
#755 - its becuase the anons were giving the thumb whores the thumbs  [+] (2 new replies) 01/29/2010 on HEY! Anons! -10
#776 - shnooky (01/29/2010) [-]
well how in the hell do you know it wasnt the fucking members?!
#804 - shnooky (01/29/2010) [-]
dont thumbs me down you know it the truth
#108 - wow thats original 01/28/2010 on hit that +2
#90 - jesus christ. wtf are you spamming this **** now …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2010 on 3 in 1 People -9
#93 - anonymous (01/28/2010) [-]
i would like to speak on behalf on all anons in saying that this guys a douche.
#95 - anonymous (01/28/2010) [-]
he is. and it's not that hard to make an account. i just dont come here often enough to warrant one.
#42 - WTF!!!! this is a guys site. always have been always will be. …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2010 on So I heard -3
#190 - borntodie (01/30/2010) [-]
who decided this was a guys site? your fucking mom?
User avatar #191 - slainbybullet (01/30/2010) [-]
you obviously havent been here long. its a guys site becuase its always had guy stuff on it, stuff women dont want to see or dont get. suck as boobs, hot chichs, stupid but funny videos. look at the content on this site, fucking take a long hard look at it.
#142 - oh! thats what the did? i was wondering why i was missing a bu… 01/28/2010 on Win. -5
#15 - dude!!!!! thats so much cooler than a hamster. i mean sure ham… 01/27/2010 on Tiny owl 0
#31 - not even a combo breaker can beat yoda 01/27/2010 on Epic Yoda Chain +4
#7 - hes mother ****** house. theres always a cure. fo…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2010 on House +6
#16 - Thrasher (01/27/2010) [-]
Even AIDS? :O
#27 - theres a mark down there. just to put this out there the pic i… 01/27/2010 on funny cuz its true 0
#38 - thats pokemon. dragon ball is different 01/27/2010 on Palm reading with Mewtwo +13
#99 - well you went too far. i mean the toilet? the motha ***…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2010 on The girl you like 0
User avatar #102 - YourMaster (01/27/2010) [-]
I wouldnt really flush you down the toilet. Im sorry. *tear,tear*
#92 - jeez settle down im just messing around. i know there are girl…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/27/2010 on The girl you like -1
User avatar #98 - YourMaster (01/27/2010) [-]
I was kidding as well. Jeez. Sorry. Friends?
User avatar #99 - slainbybullet (01/27/2010) [-]
well you went too far. i mean the toilet? the motha fuckin toilet? wow just wow. lol. jk
User avatar #102 - YourMaster (01/27/2010) [-]
I wouldnt really flush you down the toilet. Im sorry. *tear,tear*
#84 - dib denies it. and when dib denies it it is false  [+] (6 new replies) 01/27/2010 on The girl you like -2
User avatar #244 - THEdibmembrane (03/31/2010) [-]
i deny it
User avatar #88 - YourMaster (01/27/2010) [-]
I will flush you down the toilet. Then what would you do? Nothing! You would be flushed, you would be in an underground world, and we would never hear from you again. So be silent! Or else I will flush you.
User avatar #92 - slainbybullet (01/27/2010) [-]
jeez settle down im just messing around. i know there are girls on the internet. but im a man and i like to mess around. ok?
User avatar #98 - YourMaster (01/27/2010) [-]
I was kidding as well. Jeez. Sorry. Friends?
User avatar #99 - slainbybullet (01/27/2010) [-]
well you went too far. i mean the toilet? the motha fuckin toilet? wow just wow. lol. jk
User avatar #102 - YourMaster (01/27/2010) [-]
I wouldnt really flush you down the toilet. Im sorry. *tear,tear*
#77 - the not a girl category becuase there ARE not girls on the internet  [+] (13 new replies) 01/27/2010 on The girl you like -2
User avatar #81 - YourMaster (01/27/2010) [-]
uggh I just had this argument like yesturday.

That rule has been void. I am a female, I love the internet, I love video games, and im good at makin sammiches...SO HAHAHAHA!!
User avatar #90 - Maroon (01/27/2010) [-]
With that resume I take it you aren't single?
User avatar #97 - YourMaster (01/27/2010) [-]
Nope. Im not single. Im engaged. He asked me to Marry him because I can beet him at videogames. And make a damn good sammich
User avatar #106 - Maroon (01/27/2010) [-]
I hope you aren't serious... I don't see that marriage lasting long.

captcha was primp. SO SO close XD
User avatar #111 - YourMaster (01/27/2010) [-]
and why not?
User avatar #240 - Maroon (01/28/2010) [-]
its based on your gaming and sandwich making ability. Maybe those are just at the top of your priority list, in which case I apologize. Going with the general foundation for marriage though... not promising
User avatar #84 - slainbybullet (01/27/2010) [-]
dib denies it. and when dib denies it it is false
User avatar #244 - THEdibmembrane (03/31/2010) [-]
i deny it
User avatar #88 - YourMaster (01/27/2010) [-]
I will flush you down the toilet. Then what would you do? Nothing! You would be flushed, you would be in an underground world, and we would never hear from you again. So be silent! Or else I will flush you.
User avatar #92 - slainbybullet (01/27/2010) [-]
jeez settle down im just messing around. i know there are girls on the internet. but im a man and i like to mess around. ok?
User avatar #98 - YourMaster (01/27/2010) [-]
I was kidding as well. Jeez. Sorry. Friends?
User avatar #99 - slainbybullet (01/27/2010) [-]
well you went too far. i mean the toilet? the motha fuckin toilet? wow just wow. lol. jk
User avatar #102 - YourMaster (01/27/2010) [-]
I wouldnt really flush you down the toilet. Im sorry. *tear,tear*
#388 - [url your mom] is a great one too 01/27/2010 on IT'S A TIME MACHINE! 0
#387 - ******* kids these days, dont they watch the classics? 01/27/2010 on IT'S A TIME MACHINE! -1
#66 - well yeah your stupid to be to lazy to read this but there are…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2010 on Why i did NOT buy you a drink 0
User avatar #87 - CameronLucas (01/25/2010) [-]
I actually BOTHER to read them. That's what I'm saying.

You never know! Half of them are really worth it in the end.
#1 - someone help me out here. im have a rough case of gender confu… 01/25/2010 on EMO KIDS +3
#49 - looks like one bad case of epic failure 2 b 01/25/2010 on can u quess what this is? 0
#2 - her wom is huanted 01/24/2010 on See it -1

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User avatar #36 - anonymoose ONLINE (06/15/2010) [-]
Everyone, be warned, this guy is Dr jekyll and Mr hyde. He is evil and good, the evil side wants to kill you . . . be warned at this!

Or he's a normal average guy
User avatar #37 to #37 - slainbybullet (06/15/2010) [-]
noooo! dont tell them this
User avatar #35 - slainbybullet (05/27/2010) [-]
**slainbybullet rolls 4,979,935**
User avatar #33 - ItsBoobyWhoElse (04/09/2010) [-]
Hey Meatwad.
#7 - animalemogal **User deleted account** (03/15/2010) [-]
Dude the alien vid is my vid so u reposted
User avatar #8 to #8 - slainbybullet (03/16/2010) [-]
what are you talking about?
#9 to #9 - animalemogal **User deleted account** (03/17/2010) [-]
roommate alien prank i posted the same vid so your a reposter
User avatar #10 to #10 - slainbybullet (03/17/2010) [-]
how long have you had your account, not to long obviously, but how long
#11 to #11 - animalemogal **User deleted account** (03/17/2010) [-]
a long while
User avatar #12 to #12 - slainbybullet (03/17/2010) [-]
im tired of talking to a troll. stop being stupid you little 12 year old
#13 to #13 - animalemogal **User deleted account** (03/17/2010) [-]
I'm 17 to you sir now ******* shut up and stop
User avatar #14 to #14 - slainbybullet (03/17/2010) [-]
your obviously 12
#15 to #15 - animalemogal **User deleted account** (03/17/2010) [-]
SHUT THE **** UP ASS HOLE MOTHER! ******* BITCH.
User avatar #16 to #16 - slainbybullet (03/17/2010) [-]
12!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#17 to #17 - animalemogal **User deleted account** (03/17/2010) [-]
can we now have a peace full war now and im 17 and so are all my friends. Oh, and would a 12 year old be reading college level books?
User avatar #18 to #18 - slainbybullet (03/17/2010) [-]
you reacted to the statement of you being 12 like a 12 year old would, so i have a feeling your not 17
#19 to #19 - animalemogal **User deleted account** (03/17/2010) [-]
okay dude just stop. I've gone through puberty and have had about 20 boy friend from 12 years old to 17 years old and has my 21 first now so good bye (__O__).
User avatar #32 to #20 - slainbybullet (03/17/2010) [-]
get back to the kitchen!!!!, whatever you win im done with this. but you obviously dont understand reposts
User avatar #20 to #20 - slainbybullet (03/17/2010) [-]
EPIC WIN!!!!
#21 to #21 - animalemogal **User deleted account** (03/17/2010) [-]
YEP ME WIN
User avatar #23 to #22 - slainbybullet (03/17/2010) [-]
ooooo whats wrong, you go cry to your mommy?
User avatar #22 to #22 - slainbybullet (03/17/2010) [-]
yeah you keep telling yourself that you stupid 12 year old
User avatar #24 to #23 - slainbybullet (03/17/2010) [-]
yeah i won
#25 to #25 - animalemogal **User deleted account** (03/17/2010) [-]
no you lose and I just went skate boarding dude then made my face flat on a super fast spinning swing and is still talking like a drunk person.
User avatar #26 to #26 - slainbybullet (03/17/2010) [-]
yeah whatever DUDE btw skateboarding is gay DUDE, almost as gay as you are DUDE
#27 to #27 - animalemogal **User deleted account** (03/17/2010) [-]
what ever and Im still talking like drunk person bitch
#31 to #28 - animalemogal **User deleted account** (03/17/2010) [-]
I don't have a ******* dick fag! I'm a girl so u fail hard man
User avatar #30 to #28 - slainbybullet (03/17/2010) [-]
yeah your cool, btw this is my profile so you know YOUR INTO DICKS IN YOUR MOUTH
#29 to #28 - animalemogal **User deleted account** (03/17/2010) [-]
u gfto ok *******
User avatar #28 to #28 - slainbybullet (03/17/2010) [-]
what ever is not a comeback gtfo until you can think of a real one
User avatar #6 - Butt Nuggit (01/03/2010) [-]
LOOK A ****** !!
#5 - MeYouMe (12/30/2009) [-]
YOUR PICTURE IS DIB!!!!
User avatar #34 to #5 - THEdibmembrane (04/28/2010) [-]
no hes meat ball im dib
User avatar #4 - paidingum (12/12/2009) [-]
all i get paid in is this worthless paper.... what the **** am i gonna do with this paper? so i burn it at least if i got paid in gum it would be of some use to me =-P lol
User avatar #3 - KazumaKyu (11/25/2009) [-]
I feel I must ask: Did you learn about the googleX4 site on MLIA? That's where I found it. I was just curious.
#2 - anonymous (10/03/2009) [-]
TOASTER!!
User avatar #1 - bubbavspigman (08/12/2009) [-]
hey just popping in to break your comment cherry
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