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skysailor

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Gender: male
Interests: Drawing, Martial Arts, and you because you're sexy
Date Signed Up:12/29/2012
Last Login:5/05/2015
Location:United States of America
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#12494
Highest Content Rank:#1311
Highest Comment Rank:#1105
Content Thumbs: 4401 total,  5093 ,  692
Comment Thumbs: 6590 total,  7469 ,  879
Content Level Progress: 88% (88/100)
Level 143 Content: Faptastic → Level 144 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 56.99% (57/100)
Level 259 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 260 Comments: Pure Win
Subscribers:3
Content Views:218929
Times Content Favorited:153 times
Total Comments Made:1751
FJ Points:10365
My name is Akeel. I draw comics and upload them on Tumblr, but I like to make a few for funnyjunk.




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latest user's comments

#79 - There is something wrong with every country. Just because good… 1 hour ago on America is the true monster +3
#31 - Picture 19 hours ago on Don't Be Selfish +5
#57 - Kids are off limits, ******* .  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2015 on Hot topic +7
#87 - subadanus (05/02/2015) [-]
why the fuck are you getting thumbed down?
User avatar #160 - spamalope (05/02/2015) [-]
Because the person he's getting mad at was joking.
#2432 - And I respectfully bid you adieu. 05/01/2015 on Post your pic, I'll choose... 0
#2430 - She has her own mind when it comes to religion and doesn't fol…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2015 on Post your pic, I'll choose... 0
User avatar #2431 - arikel (05/01/2015) [-]
Right, and I respectfully decline to further discuss anything with you because I will stop respectfully responding and start flaming out.
#2432 - skysailor (05/01/2015) [-]
And I respectfully bid you adieu.
#2428 - Well we go as far as third base. She's saving her virginity be…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/01/2015 on Post your pic, I'll choose... 0
User avatar #2429 - arikel (05/01/2015) [-]
I don't wanna hate on you or her for no reason, but I'd never do that to myself. It is my firm belief that anyone that has a religion/faith going so far as to follow stupid laws like that, they're stupid enough not to deserve my attention.

Again, no offense to you, if you're into her that much, sure, but kind advice, you're shooting blind like this.
User avatar #2430 - skysailor (05/01/2015) [-]
She has her own mind when it comes to religion and doesn't follow it blindly. Her abstinence is her own choice. She's actually really smart about her beliefs, and has her own reasons for them. Like myself, she found her faith through experience.

I have my own beliefs and don't think abstinence is necessary, but I would never try to make her uncomfortable by trying to convince her otherwise. Everyone has a choice, and they should be respected for it.
User avatar #2431 - arikel (05/01/2015) [-]
Right, and I respectfully decline to further discuss anything with you because I will stop respectfully responding and start flaming out.
#2432 - skysailor (05/01/2015) [-]
And I respectfully bid you adieu.
#2426 - I am macho when I need to be.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/01/2015 on Post your pic, I'll choose... 0
User avatar #2427 - arikel (05/01/2015) [-]
Then why's your girl abstinent?
User avatar #2428 - skysailor (05/01/2015) [-]
Well we go as far as third base. She's saving her virginity because she views it as something special due, in part, to her faith. I decided it's worth being with her because she's extremely kind and sweet and a lot of fun to be with. We were best friends for around nine months before we started dating.

User avatar #2429 - arikel (05/01/2015) [-]
I don't wanna hate on you or her for no reason, but I'd never do that to myself. It is my firm belief that anyone that has a religion/faith going so far as to follow stupid laws like that, they're stupid enough not to deserve my attention.

Again, no offense to you, if you're into her that much, sure, but kind advice, you're shooting blind like this.
User avatar #2430 - skysailor (05/01/2015) [-]
She has her own mind when it comes to religion and doesn't follow it blindly. Her abstinence is her own choice. She's actually really smart about her beliefs, and has her own reasons for them. Like myself, she found her faith through experience.

I have my own beliefs and don't think abstinence is necessary, but I would never try to make her uncomfortable by trying to convince her otherwise. Everyone has a choice, and they should be respected for it.
User avatar #2431 - arikel (05/01/2015) [-]
Right, and I respectfully decline to further discuss anything with you because I will stop respectfully responding and start flaming out.
#2432 - skysailor (05/01/2015) [-]
And I respectfully bid you adieu.
#2424 - What did I say? =O  [+] (8 new replies) 05/01/2015 on Post your pic, I'll choose... 0
User avatar #2425 - arikel (05/01/2015) [-]
You're not the macho man I envisioned you to be.
User avatar #2426 - skysailor (05/01/2015) [-]
I am macho when I need to be.
User avatar #2427 - arikel (05/01/2015) [-]
Then why's your girl abstinent?
User avatar #2428 - skysailor (05/01/2015) [-]
Well we go as far as third base. She's saving her virginity because she views it as something special due, in part, to her faith. I decided it's worth being with her because she's extremely kind and sweet and a lot of fun to be with. We were best friends for around nine months before we started dating.

User avatar #2429 - arikel (05/01/2015) [-]
I don't wanna hate on you or her for no reason, but I'd never do that to myself. It is my firm belief that anyone that has a religion/faith going so far as to follow stupid laws like that, they're stupid enough not to deserve my attention.

Again, no offense to you, if you're into her that much, sure, but kind advice, you're shooting blind like this.
User avatar #2430 - skysailor (05/01/2015) [-]
She has her own mind when it comes to religion and doesn't follow it blindly. Her abstinence is her own choice. She's actually really smart about her beliefs, and has her own reasons for them. Like myself, she found her faith through experience.

I have my own beliefs and don't think abstinence is necessary, but I would never try to make her uncomfortable by trying to convince her otherwise. Everyone has a choice, and they should be respected for it.
User avatar #2431 - arikel (05/01/2015) [-]
Right, and I respectfully decline to further discuss anything with you because I will stop respectfully responding and start flaming out.
#2432 - skysailor (05/01/2015) [-]
And I respectfully bid you adieu.
#2300 - Hahaha thank you for that. I get that quite often. N…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/01/2015 on Post your pic, I'll choose... 0
User avatar #2387 - arikel (05/01/2015) [-]
User avatar #2424 - skysailor (05/01/2015) [-]
What did I say? =O
User avatar #2425 - arikel (05/01/2015) [-]
You're not the macho man I envisioned you to be.
User avatar #2426 - skysailor (05/01/2015) [-]
I am macho when I need to be.
User avatar #2427 - arikel (05/01/2015) [-]
Then why's your girl abstinent?
User avatar #2428 - skysailor (05/01/2015) [-]
Well we go as far as third base. She's saving her virginity because she views it as something special due, in part, to her faith. I decided it's worth being with her because she's extremely kind and sweet and a lot of fun to be with. We were best friends for around nine months before we started dating.

User avatar #2429 - arikel (05/01/2015) [-]
I don't wanna hate on you or her for no reason, but I'd never do that to myself. It is my firm belief that anyone that has a religion/faith going so far as to follow stupid laws like that, they're stupid enough not to deserve my attention.

Again, no offense to you, if you're into her that much, sure, but kind advice, you're shooting blind like this.
User avatar #2430 - skysailor (05/01/2015) [-]
She has her own mind when it comes to religion and doesn't follow it blindly. Her abstinence is her own choice. She's actually really smart about her beliefs, and has her own reasons for them. Like myself, she found her faith through experience.

I have my own beliefs and don't think abstinence is necessary, but I would never try to make her uncomfortable by trying to convince her otherwise. Everyone has a choice, and they should be respected for it.
User avatar #2431 - arikel (05/01/2015) [-]
Right, and I respectfully decline to further discuss anything with you because I will stop respectfully responding and start flaming out.
#2432 - skysailor (05/01/2015) [-]
And I respectfully bid you adieu.
#813 - 21 About to graduate.  [+] (12 new replies) 04/30/2015 on Post your pic, I'll choose... +3
User avatar #1192 - arikel (04/30/2015) [-]
How many bitches have you fucked on the pretense that you're Depp's cousin or something?
User avatar #2300 - skysailor (05/01/2015) [-]
Hahaha thank you for that. I get that quite often.

None actually. My current girlfriend is also my first and she's abstinent.
User avatar #2387 - arikel (05/01/2015) [-]
User avatar #2424 - skysailor (05/01/2015) [-]
What did I say? =O
User avatar #2425 - arikel (05/01/2015) [-]
You're not the macho man I envisioned you to be.
User avatar #2426 - skysailor (05/01/2015) [-]
I am macho when I need to be.
User avatar #2427 - arikel (05/01/2015) [-]
Then why's your girl abstinent?
User avatar #2428 - skysailor (05/01/2015) [-]
Well we go as far as third base. She's saving her virginity because she views it as something special due, in part, to her faith. I decided it's worth being with her because she's extremely kind and sweet and a lot of fun to be with. We were best friends for around nine months before we started dating.

User avatar #2429 - arikel (05/01/2015) [-]
I don't wanna hate on you or her for no reason, but I'd never do that to myself. It is my firm belief that anyone that has a religion/faith going so far as to follow stupid laws like that, they're stupid enough not to deserve my attention.

Again, no offense to you, if you're into her that much, sure, but kind advice, you're shooting blind like this.
User avatar #2430 - skysailor (05/01/2015) [-]
She has her own mind when it comes to religion and doesn't follow it blindly. Her abstinence is her own choice. She's actually really smart about her beliefs, and has her own reasons for them. Like myself, she found her faith through experience.

I have my own beliefs and don't think abstinence is necessary, but I would never try to make her uncomfortable by trying to convince her otherwise. Everyone has a choice, and they should be respected for it.
User avatar #2431 - arikel (05/01/2015) [-]
Right, and I respectfully decline to further discuss anything with you because I will stop respectfully responding and start flaming out.
#2432 - skysailor (05/01/2015) [-]
And I respectfully bid you adieu.

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