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Date Signed Up:12/29/2012
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#32 - Didn't think about that. That's a little u… 07/19/2014 on The Universe to Scale +1
#20 - What fascinates me is that a giant fucking planet circling the…  [+] (14 new replies) 07/19/2014 on The Universe to Scale 0
User avatar #27 - theluppijackal (07/19/2014) [-]
it's actually unlikely because the size of such creatures would make...well, anything difficult
Consider human reaction time is roughly under 1/5 of a second
Light can circle the earth roughly 7 times in one second
At best, these creatures could only make decisions at 2/7 of a second. [lets say for example they stubbed their toe. It would require their electric signals to go at the speed of light from their toe to their brain, two trips, each 1/7 of a second. Again, assuming speed of light electric signal] In reality, even with human level processing, even the decision to scratch your nose would take a full second probably.
Thus creatures on such planet would have slow reaction times and be unlikely

This is completely ignoring sheer biological limitations within gravity.
User avatar #32 - skysailor (07/19/2014) [-]
Didn't think about that.

That's a little upsetting...
#28 - dehnoobshow (07/19/2014) [-]
Different Solar systems, different adaptations.
Maybe their normal reaction time is way faster than ours, making so that the time it takes for them to act would be about the same as a human here.

Also I like to think about the theory that new solar system can also mean all new laws of physics.

In other words, everything is possible.
User avatar #62 - demd (07/20/2014) [-]
New laws of physics would require a new universe. Gravity would be stronger on a bigger planet, but that's all I see being different (that and radiation from the sun)
User avatar #68 - dehnoobshow (07/20/2014) [-]
And know what's a kick in the quad? Is that we only have knowlege of the "Known universe"
What about further out?
User avatar #33 - theluppijackal (07/19/2014) [-]
Not really. speed of light is a universal speed limit. And I was being generous by giving them speed of light reaction since electrical signals don't travel that fast.
User avatar #34 - dehnoobshow (07/19/2014) [-]
We determined speed of light from our planet and solar system, frankly, we have no real confirmation that every single planet in the known universe follows those same laws of physics. Hell, there could be a world where Elephants are light and Feathers are heavy as shit.

I'm not saying it's 100% that any new world will have different mechanics, so to speak, but we can't confirm that absolutely every single galaxy and star system works the same way it does here.
User avatar #73 - leightonsolomon (07/20/2014) [-]
Youre getting solar system confused with universe, or possibly galaxy. We know for a fact the laws of physics are the same in all solar systems in the milky way. But youre right, if the multiverse is true, anything and everything is possible.
User avatar #38 - theluppijackal (07/19/2014) [-]
I've honestly had 4 or 5 debates in the past 24 hours about really serious topics so I'm totally drained.
I just like to believe that the laws of physics are exactly that, laws and apply universally.
User avatar #41 - dehnoobshow (07/20/2014) [-]
Don't get me wrong, I don't want to start a shitstorm, you believe what you want to, and I believe what I want to. We both don't have any facts to support our claims.
Some poeple prefer safety over fantasy.
User avatar #46 - theluppijackal (07/20/2014) [-]
**theluppijackal shrugs**
it's okay. I do remember reading some where that it was possible that the so called 'laws' of physics applied differently elsewhere in the universe. It was noted to be unlikely though, I think.
I know for certain that the elements are the smae throughout the universe [to my understanding]
but who knows, there's a planet that's burning ice. You're right. Everything is possible.
User avatar #69 - kerfufflemachtwo (07/20/2014) [-]
Another thing to consider is maybe those giant creatures have multiple brains.

Plus, a lot of reactions in humans don't actually get done by the brain. They get done by the spine. Maybe the giant creatures have expanded on that system more.
User avatar #24 - demd (07/19/2014) [-]
I don't think terrestrial planets can become that large
User avatar #60 - perform (07/20/2014) [-]
No, it's entirely possible. It's just that everything else would be scaled up as well.
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