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#433 - I finally get to use this! 12/02/2011 on OMG Malfoy! +1
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#203 - LOL I used to be a fan. I was 13 and I bought sex selled to me… 11/16/2011 on Skyrim 0
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User avatar #202 - atrocitustheking (11/16/2011) [-]
I wouldn't mind if more of it was, you know good. If you get my drift. *cough*cough*Twilight*cough
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User avatar #203 - skypies (11/16/2011) [-]
LOL I used to be a fan. I was 13 and I bought sex selled to me by the industry. Now that I realize what they did to me I'm sickened. what they're doing is wrong on so many levels.
#199 - You have a point there too. I never thought of it that way. :/…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/16/2011 on Skyrim 0
User avatar #200 - atrocitustheking (11/16/2011) [-]
Hey, feel free to disagree with me. That's just me. :)

Although when it comes to the "modern fantasy" bit, I agree that is is being overused lately.
User avatar #201 - skypies (11/16/2011) [-]
You're telling me! If I have to see another movie with a "modern take on the classic fairytale" I will barf.
User avatar #202 - atrocitustheking (11/16/2011) [-]
I wouldn't mind if more of it was, you know good. If you get my drift. *cough*cough*Twilight*cough
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User avatar #203 - skypies (11/16/2011) [-]
LOL I used to be a fan. I was 13 and I bought sex selled to me by the industry. Now that I realize what they did to me I'm sickened. what they're doing is wrong on so many levels.
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User avatar #89 - diddleydoodoodoo (09/16/2011) [-]
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMFG THAT CONCERT WAS SO AMAZING! I got home and was LIKE AHHH I HAVE TO TELL HER ABOUT IT!

Manchester Orchestra wasn't there, but Matt and Kim, as mentioned by someone below, were ******* AMAZING. I heard of them before tonight but never listened to them. They were so good though.

OH MY GOD AND THEN MCR?! Oh my **** . It was the best thing ever. Like. Ahhhh. Frank's faces were like orgasm faces the whole time. And it was just all so sexy.

And then Blink 182 were ******* awesome and had a bunch of laser light shows and amazingness and then Travis Barker got on this giant arm like claw kind of thing with his drums and rode it over the audience and oh my god if I could relive this night over and over again I totally would.

Ok you don't actually have to reply to any of that hahaha, I was just expressing my total joyfulness right now. :D
User avatar #90 to #91 - skypies (09/18/2011) [-]
WOW? Arm-claw thing over the audience? sounds amazing :D
User avatar #92 to #92 - diddleydoodoodoo (09/18/2011) [-]
Yeah! It was! It was so scary though it kept tipping and going almost vertical over the audience and I was like OMG WHAT IF IT HE FALLS AHHHH lol but it was all good
User avatar #91 to #92 - diddleydoodoodoo (09/18/2011) [-]
Yeah! It was! It was so scary though it kept tipping and going almost vertical over the audience and I was like OMG WHAT IF IT HE FALLS AHHHH lol but it was all good
User avatar #81 - japfapper (09/11/2011) [-]
When did you see MCR?
User avatar #82 to #83 - skypies (09/11/2011) [-]
august 21st
User avatar #83 to #84 - japfapper (09/11/2011) [-]
Who did they play with?
User avatar #84 to #85 - skypies (09/11/2011) [-]
Blink and Manchester orchestra opened for them.
User avatar #85 to #86 - japfapper (09/11/2011) [-]
okay well at mine Matt and Kim opened and they are badfreakinnnnnass. They're from Brooklyn and Kim is the drummer and Matt's on a keyboard. They are their own style so I can't really compare them to anyone.
User avatar #86 to #87 - skypies (09/11/2011) [-]
ORLY? Sounds awesome; I'll be sure to look them up :D
User avatar #87 to #88 - japfapper (09/11/2011) [-]
They're videos are kinda lame though. You gotta see em live.
User avatar #88 to #89 - skypies (09/11/2011) [-]
WOW. That good?
User avatar #64 - diddleydoodoodoo (08/31/2011) [-]
How was the mcr concert??!
User avatar #65 to #64 - skypies (08/31/2011) [-]
****** AMAZING! I couldn't see a damn thing and I saw exhausted after the 2nd song but ti was pretty ******* awesome! I can't wait to see them again; maybe next time I can afford better seats!
User avatar #66 to #65 - diddleydoodoodoo (08/31/2011) [-]
Thats so great!! What songs did they play?? how was the blink portion of the show? Amazing? AHHHH I REALLY WANNA GOOOO

I just talked to my mom today about me going to one. She said she'd think about it. She was giving me a hard time since I'd have to miss school that thursday then stay out real late on a school night. And she'd have to miss work to take me and my friend there. BUT at least I got her to consider it haha
User avatar #67 to #66 - skypies (08/31/2011) [-]
I didn't stay for the blink portion regretably, my friend and I were exhausted and wanted to beat the traffic home. A few of my friends stayed and my Soon-to-be-boyfriend (long story) jake started a bunch of moshpits! XD
They played mama, famous last words, helena, teenagers, sing, nanana, destroya, i'm not okay, vampire money, and dead. I just WISH they would've played prison! Out of all the songs I wanted to hear; prison was at the top of the list; and they didn't play it! Oh well they played mama (WHICH WAS OBVIOUSLY CRAZY AND AMAZING!) I honestly think I lost my mind for a little bit when they played mama; I discovered that I knew how to scream...
User avatar #68 to #67 - skypies (08/31/2011) [-]
OH and welcome to TBP, I don't know how I forgot that one! XD
User avatar #69 to #68 - diddleydoodoodoo (09/01/2011) [-]
Aww really? Well, I'm sure Blink were amazing as well. Ooooh, boyfriend? Get it ;D hahha.
Hahaha I was gonna say "they didn't play TBP?!" when I read that at first. I was gonna freak haha. Damn, I love prison too :(. But, I'm glad they play I'm not okay. And Famous Last Words. And everything else, I love them all haha.
Like screamo scream??? Dammnnn

Dude talking about this is getting me so pumped to see them, as long as I can. This is just gonna be an amazing concert!

Who else were they with, besides Blink?
User avatar #70 to #69 - skypies (09/01/2011) [-]
manchester orchestra opened for them. They were really good but everyone seemed pretty apatheitc about them being there, aside from 4 uber fans that were next to us and screaming all the words. LOL anyway I've been on a binge; Please check out the adicts they are amazing; A friend of mine turned me onto them just CHECK THEM OUT PLEASE.
User avatar #71 to #70 - diddleydoodoodoo (09/01/2011) [-]
Haha sounds fun. I've only heard one song of Manchester Orchestra, and from what I heard they're good.

I totally will check them out later today. I'd take a listen right now, but my speakers on my computer are broken. And I can't even look it up on youtube on my iPod cause I lost it....oops haha. So I have to do this real long way of downloading songs to my cell if I want to listen to them and it just takes forever.

But I'll let you know what I think when I hear em XD :D
User avatar #72 to #71 - skypies (09/01/2011) [-]
YAY :D
#73 to #72 - diddleydoodoodoo (09/04/2011) [-]
They look really weird, but theyre really good! Haha. They sound like if MCR and Green Day had a baby that turned out British haha.  
  
Oh! And guess whatttt? I got my mom to agree to letting me go to the MCR/Blink concert. Awwww yeah, bring on the sex machines hahaha
They look really weird, but theyre really good! Haha. They sound like if MCR and Green Day had a baby that turned out British haha.

Oh! And guess whatttt? I got my mom to agree to letting me go to the MCR/Blink concert. Awwww yeah, bring on the sex machines hahaha
#74 to #73 - skypies (09/05/2011) [-]
Yeah, you've gotta understand that they're one of the last remaining punk bands; they've been around since the 70's when the punk movement first arose! The best part about it is they're a classic that's still writing and performing music; LIKE THE PUNK VERSION OF RUSH! SO AMAZING! Pure awesome. Oh, and trust me you'll have fun at that concert; like I said before I couldn't see a damn thing when I went but it was still amazing!
Yeah, you've gotta understand that they're one of the last remaining punk bands; they've been around since the 70's when the punk movement first arose! The best part about it is they're a classic that's still writing and performing music; LIKE THE PUNK VERSION OF RUSH! SO AMAZING! Pure awesome. Oh, and trust me you'll have fun at that concert; like I said before I couldn't see a damn thing when I went but it was still amazing!
User avatar #75 to #74 - diddleydoodoodoo (09/05/2011) [-]
Damn really? That's good, I hate bands that are like "yeah we're so punk" but then they suck. Like, ok, Avril Lavigne. I don't hate her, I like some of her songs. But shes like "Im so punk and I'm so rock n roll!" No, youre not. You are pop.
As long as I can hear, I don't really care if I can see or not! Hahaha. Its gonna be epic since I love both of them. EEEEP!
User avatar #77 to #75 - skypies (09/05/2011) [-]
And I TOTALLY know what you mean about avril lavigne. It's dumb. :p
User avatar #76 to #75 - skypies (09/05/2011) [-]
SQUEE! hope you have a great time! Tell me how it goes ^_^
User avatar #78 to #76 - diddleydoodoodoo (09/05/2011) [-]
I will :D:D:D:D

Yeah it is. Thats the only thing that annoys me about her.
User avatar #79 to #78 - skypies (09/05/2011) [-]
Yeah agreed she is NOT PUNK.
User avatar #80 to #79 - diddleydoodoodoo (09/06/2011) [-]
Exactly lol
User avatar #61 - corpsgrinder (08/11/2011) [-]
**** off woman, you are garbage and is only good for kids.
#25 to #24 - skypies (05/26/2011) [-]
hey... :D
#26 to #25 - gravegraffiti (05/26/2011) [-]
I can compete toooo!
#27 to #26 - skypies (05/26/2011) [-]
bring it.
#28 to #27 - gravegraffiti (05/26/2011) [-]
So using that.
#29 to #28 - skypies (05/26/2011) [-]
I also have this...
#33 to #29 - gravegraffiti (05/26/2011) [-]
This one's tiny...because i can't find the large version...
#38 to #35 - skypies (05/26/2011) [-]
I think you'll like this...
User avatar #36 to #35 - skypies (05/26/2011) [-]
KERRANG! :D
#39 to #36 - gravegraffiti (05/26/2011) [-]
I have more of those!!
User avatar #40 to #39 - skypies (05/26/2011) [-]
YES my friend got that issue at half price books and I wanted to steal it from her very badly...
#41 to #40 - gravegraffiti (05/26/2011) [-]
Now you'll have the pics on your computer!
#42 to #41 - skypies (05/26/2011) [-]
YAY! I looked everywhere for the picture of gerard with the short shorts! I love that one! :D

oh and i wanted to shoe you this. My friend is excellent at mouse drawing and she made this for me!
#45 to #42 - gravegraffiti (05/26/2011) [-]
By the way...this one's a closer shot...ehehe

GAWD he has nice legsXDD
#44 to #42 - gravegraffiti (05/26/2011) [-]
I made this a few years ago when TBP had just came out..it's crap..but it makes me giggle.  
  
That..is awesome.
I made this a few years ago when TBP had just came out..it's crap..but it makes me giggle.

That..is awesome.
User avatar #46 to #44 - skypies (05/26/2011) [-]
WOW I think I officially declared myself a fangirl a year ago this month. So...end of freshman year basically. Yeah I didn't really get into music until then. In middle school I was one of the rejects. I really didn't know what to do with myself...Now things are a lot better. ^.^
Sorry don't mean to delve into my personal life...
User avatar #47 to #46 - gravegraffiti (05/26/2011) [-]
It's okay. I was a social reject, being the 'fat kid' and all. I was always living in my own fantasies in my head and focusing on schoolwork.

I just realized I was a headcase/psychopath growing up...holy **** ..
User avatar #48 to #47 - skypies (05/26/2011) [-]
Yeah... If I didn't have a mother that loved me and stressed the fact that "it's never bad enough to end it all" due to the fact that her uncle committed suicide....I might be dead right now...and that would be bad....I mean the kids that made fun of me...it was horrible. It wasn't just on occasion that they decided to pick on me, it was EVERY DAY of 8th grade. I had short hair so they would ask me what gender I was, and one of the boys asked my how much it would take to get me to suck his dick...we almost sued the kid for harassment. It was that bad!...but things are better now and it's best not to dwell on them... :/
User avatar #49 to #48 - gravegraffiti (05/26/2011) [-]
Trust me honey. I'm 22 and I still get picked on by highschoolers while I'm at work. I know this is going to sound discouraging, but some things never seem to end. But the best you can do is hold your head high and tell yourself that it's nothing that you should care for. People like them usually get their comeuppance. It may be years later. Maybe their kids are the one's being picked on. Or they get a crap job where they're treated like meat.

As Gerard said: "Be yourself, don't take anyone's **** , and never let them take you alive!" Sometimes all I can do to keep from bursting into tears of rage at them is to keep this in mind. It helps. Believe me. And the looks on their faces when I show they don't phase me? Priceless!
User avatar #51 to #49 - gravegraffiti (05/26/2011) [-]
Ran out of characters (Oh Dear God yes there's more XDD).

I was ignored my Senior year of high school except by one girl. She kept my spirits up and lived in that fantasy world with me. One day I noticed a Freshman girl being picked on in one of my classes. I squared my shoulders and told everyone to leave her alone. This girl was in tears! After i stood up for her, we became incredibly close. I introduced her to my other friend and the three of us are practically inseperable.

After I stood up for her, the freshman girl introduced me to MCR. And I'm glad she did. I would not be the person I am today had she not.

Also, i probably would not have been here at all.
User avatar #52 to #51 - skypies (05/26/2011) [-]
the fact that you listen really helps. I'm doing a lot better now. I have lots of friends (though some of them turned out to be bad friends and are no LONGER my friends) and my life is pretty good sans the horrid trust issues. :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - skypies (05/26/2011) [-]
... Thank you ;U;
User avatar #53 to #50 - gravegraffiti (05/26/2011) [-]
I'm always here if you ever need anything. I try to help others when and if at all possible. I can't stand to see someone suffering.
#30 to #29 - skypies (05/26/2011) [-]
...and this
#32 to #31 - skypies (05/26/2011) [-]
...AND THIS!
...AND THIS!
User avatar #54 to #37 - skypies (05/26/2011) [-]
yeah I'm the same way, both with people and anmials. When my pets are sick I freak out. Especially my baby, my kitten helena.
User avatar #55 to #54 - gravegraffiti (05/26/2011) [-]
I'm the way with my cats. I consider them like my brothers. I've had two pass away and one go missing..it breaks my heart.
User avatar #56 to #55 - skypies (05/26/2011) [-]
Oh I know what you mean. If anything happened to helena I'd go mama lion on whoever/whatever did it to her. She is my baby. A month ago she got out and she's not supposed to be outside, she's too small, and there's a HUGE tomcat that likes to hang around our house, and has, in the past, ripped the **** out of my bigger cat Mr.Tumnus, so that entire night until she came back around midnight, I was worried out of my mind. I was hyperventilating. She's just so small and innocent! D:
When that cat dies I will be inconsolable.
#57 to #56 - gravegraffiti (05/26/2011) [-]
I had a cat from the age of I believe 8 till I was 15. This cat was abused before we got him; someone had chopped off half of his tail and dumped him off to die. Mom let me keep him and he was such a sweetie. He always consoled me when i came home in tears. In 2006 he contracted crystals in his urine. Unable to afford the operation to save his life, I had to sign the papers to authorize his euthinization. I cried for moths over him. He was my cat.

His name was Buddy.
User avatar #60 to #57 - corpsgrinder (08/11/2011) [-]
Do I give a **** ? NO

**** of you piece of crap.
User avatar #58 to #57 - skypies (05/26/2011) [-]
Both of my dogs are ditch dogs. Zumi who I've had since I was a year old, was found abandoned in a ditch on the side of the road with his siblings, and lady who I've had since I was 8 came from neglective owners. She mothered 12 puppies and survived by killing and eating squirrels and other small animals. When we got her she was under weight and malnourished. Mr.Tumnus who I've had since I was 13 came from a good home but he was an outside cat and he would climb up into the engine of his owner's car for warmth, and when he would go to work in the morning he's have to stop on the side of the road because meows were coming from the engine. Helena I got this christmas came from the same home as tumnus. They have the same mother but are from...
User avatar #59 to #58 - skypies (05/26/2011) [-]
...different litters. I love them all so much, they are misfits just like me. Still I can't remember ever not having zumi around, so when he dies (which can't be too far off judging by his age) I will be devastated.
User avatar #62 to #59 - corpsgrinder (08/11/2011) [-]
I dont ******* care you ******* whore.
User avatar #20 - Lawlor (04/29/2011) [-]
AP Studio art?
I had to reply here because the thread maxed out on the other page...
User avatar #21 to #20 - skypies (04/29/2011) [-]
Really I didn't know that was possible! AP studio art is one of the classes my school offers. Drawing1 and Painting1 are pre requisites.
User avatar #22 to #21 - Lawlor (04/29/2011) [-]
Drawing1 and Painting1? No idea what you're talking about O__O
User avatar #23 to #22 - skypies (04/29/2011) [-]
They're all classes. First you have to take general art (which most people do their first year) and then you have the option to take other art classes. Painting1 is a class as well as drawing1, and painting2, drawing2 etc. You have to have taken painting1 and drawing1 to take AP studio art.
User avatar #19 - bearataur (03/30/2011) [-]
hey there Charlie brown
#2 - bearataur (02/01/2011) [-]
stupid emperorcolo. stealin peoples comment virginity before i do D:&lt;.   
&lt;--just so that this isn't a total waste of your time
stupid emperorcolo. stealin peoples comment virginity before i do D:<.
<--just so that this isn't a total waste of your time
User avatar #3 to #2 - skypies (02/01/2011) [-]
love that gif!
User avatar #4 to #3 - bearataur (02/01/2011) [-]
lol you're welcome, and i enjoy the your charmander propic
User avatar #5 to #4 - skypies (02/01/2011) [-]
Why thank you, charmander is awesome ^3^
#6 to #5 - bearataur (02/01/2011) [-]
go fire types! they're awesome in every gen except 2 &amp; 5. when i get pokemanz white i'm def gettin the otter
go fire types! they're awesome in every gen except 2 & 5. when i get pokemanz white i'm def gettin the otter
User avatar #7 to #6 - skypies (02/01/2011) [-]
otter you say? But from what I heard the city layouts are gonna be very different on white and black. I dunno if I even wanna spend the money. LOL the last pokemon game I bought was leaf green.
User avatar #8 to #7 - bearataur (02/01/2011) [-]
yeah in pkmn black there's a city & in white there's a forest in the same place
different things happen in each one. but oh meh garsh if i get one and you get the other then the world will be completed.
User avatar #9 to #8 - skypies (02/01/2011) [-]
huh. that's kinda cool.
User avatar #10 to #9 - bearataur (02/01/2011) [-]
yeah i really don't even know what i meant by that (ok i do). that's when you realize that you're at the point where you play too much pokemanz
User avatar #11 to #10 - skypies (02/01/2011) [-]
LOL nice don't worry about it, I hang around some big anime nerds, and big pokemanz fans. A friend of mine is pretty excited for pokemon black and white too.
User avatar #12 to #11 - bearataur (02/01/2011) [-]
one of my friends downloaded a rom, and i'm giving my friend my ds so they can get me an event suicune. also anime is awesome, one of my favorites is darker than black
User avatar #13 to #12 - skypies (02/01/2011) [-]
LOL the only anime I ever got into in the slightest is death note, after a while it's like watching chess though, it gets boring.
User avatar #14 to #13 - bearataur (02/01/2011) [-]
i still suggest you watch the first episode of darker than black. also woohoo i'm gon get me an event suicune
User avatar #15 to #14 - skypies (02/01/2011) [-]
I'll check it out :D
User avatar #16 to #15 - bearataur (02/01/2011) [-]
lol :P you should, but then again idk if you'll like it so eh
User avatar #17 to #16 - skypies (02/01/2011) [-]
Watching it now, first 5 mins are badass! >:D
User avatar #18 to #17 - bearataur (02/01/2011) [-]
ik that's why it's my fav anime :3 well i'm tired as all holy hell for some unknown reason so goodnight!
#1 - EmperorColo (12/16/2010) [-]
1st

Congratz on losing your comment virginity!
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