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Gender: male
Age: 23
Steam Profile: jhailey
Consoles Owned: pc, ps3, n64, xbox, xbox360
Video Games Played: starcraft II, warframe, civ5, cod, battlefield, defiance
PSN: skypatrol250
Interests: computer science, robotics, military, flying
Date Signed Up:5/13/2012
Last Login:10/01/2014
Location:Delaware
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Level 158 Content: Faptastic → Level 159 Content: Faptastic
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Level 287 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 288 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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I'm so cool and so edgy.

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    It's simple It's simple
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    Some goddamn good artwork Some goddamn good artwork
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    Damn it, God. Damn it, God.
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#52 - this made a strange amount of sense to me 09/30/2014 on nigga my eyes is all fucked up 0
#5 - Steam review of Go Go Nippon  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2014 on wtf +1
User avatar #6 - metalcoldreaper (09/27/2014) [-]
Wonder if i was close in terms of gameplay...
#3 - maybe one of them will fly there  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2014 on wtf 0
User avatar #4 - sideism (09/27/2014) [-]
exactly
#19 - I dont know where you're confused. Blizzard send you an in…  [+] (15 new replies) 09/27/2014 on Gay Signs 0
User avatar #30 - ninjaroo (09/27/2014) [-]
It's more like your buddy telling you that Blizzard will eventually send you an infinite game time card for WoW if you publicly apologize for being a rapist. Even though you're not a rapist.

The source for the claim is unreliable, nobody alive has experienced the reward, receiving the award happens at an indefinite point, and the price is apologizing for something you didn't do.
User avatar #21 - captainprincess (09/27/2014) [-]
wait wait
lets drop the metaphor for a minute I need to make my confusion really clear

The goal of Jesus' death was to eliminate all sin, past present and future, yes? Rendering the concept of sin moot since all is pre-emptively forgiven via the death of the son, meaning nothing should be punishable

this much I can understand
is it wrong?
User avatar #130 - Mr Unsmiley (09/27/2014) [-]
Sin is bad.
Jesus was sent to die for humanity so they would be able to be reconciled with God.
That doesn't mean that you should consciously sin, though.
User avatar #370 - captainprincess (09/27/2014) [-]
then his death was a pointless waste of time, would have been much better served by demanding mass repenteance, and ousts god as kind of a fuckin asshole really

bear in mind god already killed 99% of the human race once before, in a flood
and before that our sin was a woman eating a fucking apple

think I'll hedge my bets and make friends with the devil instead
#392 - Mr Unsmiley (09/28/2014) [-]
1. No, it wasn't. It was necessary because the first humans messed up. Demanding mass repentance would've been idiotic, since Christianity is a choice, and anyone could fake repenting if they were forced to do it.
2. Bear in mind that those people were rapists, murderers, adulterers, and sacrificed children to false gods. "Our" sin started out as disobedience, then snowballed. That woman you talked about? Her son committed the first murder.
3.By all means, if you think your stubbornness will prove a point. You wouldn't be the first.
User avatar #394 - captainprincess (09/28/2014) [-]
It didn't accomplish anything
Utterly pointless waste of effort and time

that was the entire world mate
the entire world couldnt have been purely vile criminals, a fuckload of innocents would have perished also, although anyone capable of sea-travel would be fine

There's no point to be made here. I asked a question, but only got dribble for answers.
User avatar #398 - Mr Unsmiley (09/29/2014) [-]
Says the person who had to ask about what was going on.
Also, it's very possible. Look at how the world is now, how it used to be, and how much worse it's going to get. You think women in the Middle East have it bad? Imagine it being like that for all of civilization.
You got answers, you're just determined to be stubborn.
User avatar #405 - captainprincess (09/29/2014) [-]
na
your answers were shit it all
#411 - Mr Unsmiley (09/29/2014) [-]
Given your previous answers, I'm disinclined to agree with you. Previous answers meaning that you had none.

The fact that you think you're capable of being taken seriously is hilarious.
User avatar #412 - captainprincess (09/29/2014) [-]
Laugh all you want
your explanations are sub-par and so is your source material
always has been
User avatar #413 - Mr Unsmiley (09/29/2014) [-]
sure thing, sport
#39 - popeflatus (09/27/2014) [-]
The thing with the bible, and pretty much any other religious text is that it can be interpreted in pretty much any way you like. Hence we have over 30,000 count 'em versions of christianity all claiming to be true. When it's time to ask for some evidence though none is to be found.
User avatar #42 - captainprincess (09/27/2014) [-]
if it's open to interpretation then it is inherently flawed as any kind of guide or ruleset, moral or otherwise, and should not be regarded as an authority on such matters

Id say the problem isn't that it CAN be interpreted, but that it IS when it SHOULDNT be
#45 - popeflatus (09/27/2014) [-]
You're right, it shouldn't be interpreted. It should be discarded because the proponents of the bible have consistently failed to meet the burden of proof. The book remains false until proven true, and considering the wealth of evidence that runs against it, it can safely be dismissed.
User avatar #47 - captainprincess (09/27/2014) [-]
well yes, it should be

but in the context of trying to pretend religion ISNT the cancer of humanity, it should be uniformally codified and universally understood, like the rules to a boardgame, so that all players abide by the same rules and thus, the results are fair for all players
#16 - yeah but think of it as a redeemable item that the game sent y…  [+] (17 new replies) 09/27/2014 on Gay Signs 0
User avatar #17 - captainprincess (09/27/2014) [-]
but the code is to effectively reject the item itself
it doesn't add up
User avatar #19 - skypatrol (09/27/2014) [-]
I dont know where you're confused.
Blizzard send you an infinite game time card for WoW just an example
you just gotta put the code in, and bam.
User avatar #30 - ninjaroo (09/27/2014) [-]
It's more like your buddy telling you that Blizzard will eventually send you an infinite game time card for WoW if you publicly apologize for being a rapist. Even though you're not a rapist.

The source for the claim is unreliable, nobody alive has experienced the reward, receiving the award happens at an indefinite point, and the price is apologizing for something you didn't do.
User avatar #21 - captainprincess (09/27/2014) [-]
wait wait
lets drop the metaphor for a minute I need to make my confusion really clear

The goal of Jesus' death was to eliminate all sin, past present and future, yes? Rendering the concept of sin moot since all is pre-emptively forgiven via the death of the son, meaning nothing should be punishable

this much I can understand
is it wrong?
User avatar #130 - Mr Unsmiley (09/27/2014) [-]
Sin is bad.
Jesus was sent to die for humanity so they would be able to be reconciled with God.
That doesn't mean that you should consciously sin, though.
User avatar #370 - captainprincess (09/27/2014) [-]
then his death was a pointless waste of time, would have been much better served by demanding mass repenteance, and ousts god as kind of a fuckin asshole really

bear in mind god already killed 99% of the human race once before, in a flood
and before that our sin was a woman eating a fucking apple

think I'll hedge my bets and make friends with the devil instead
#392 - Mr Unsmiley (09/28/2014) [-]
1. No, it wasn't. It was necessary because the first humans messed up. Demanding mass repentance would've been idiotic, since Christianity is a choice, and anyone could fake repenting if they were forced to do it.
2. Bear in mind that those people were rapists, murderers, adulterers, and sacrificed children to false gods. "Our" sin started out as disobedience, then snowballed. That woman you talked about? Her son committed the first murder.
3.By all means, if you think your stubbornness will prove a point. You wouldn't be the first.
User avatar #394 - captainprincess (09/28/2014) [-]
It didn't accomplish anything
Utterly pointless waste of effort and time

that was the entire world mate
the entire world couldnt have been purely vile criminals, a fuckload of innocents would have perished also, although anyone capable of sea-travel would be fine

There's no point to be made here. I asked a question, but only got dribble for answers.
User avatar #398 - Mr Unsmiley (09/29/2014) [-]
Says the person who had to ask about what was going on.
Also, it's very possible. Look at how the world is now, how it used to be, and how much worse it's going to get. You think women in the Middle East have it bad? Imagine it being like that for all of civilization.
You got answers, you're just determined to be stubborn.
User avatar #405 - captainprincess (09/29/2014) [-]
na
your answers were shit it all
#411 - Mr Unsmiley (09/29/2014) [-]
Given your previous answers, I'm disinclined to agree with you. Previous answers meaning that you had none.

The fact that you think you're capable of being taken seriously is hilarious.
User avatar #412 - captainprincess (09/29/2014) [-]
Laugh all you want
your explanations are sub-par and so is your source material
always has been
User avatar #413 - Mr Unsmiley (09/29/2014) [-]
sure thing, sport
#39 - popeflatus (09/27/2014) [-]
The thing with the bible, and pretty much any other religious text is that it can be interpreted in pretty much any way you like. Hence we have over 30,000 count 'em versions of christianity all claiming to be true. When it's time to ask for some evidence though none is to be found.
User avatar #42 - captainprincess (09/27/2014) [-]
if it's open to interpretation then it is inherently flawed as any kind of guide or ruleset, moral or otherwise, and should not be regarded as an authority on such matters

Id say the problem isn't that it CAN be interpreted, but that it IS when it SHOULDNT be
#45 - popeflatus (09/27/2014) [-]
You're right, it shouldn't be interpreted. It should be discarded because the proponents of the bible have consistently failed to meet the burden of proof. The book remains false until proven true, and considering the wealth of evidence that runs against it, it can safely be dismissed.
User avatar #47 - captainprincess (09/27/2014) [-]
well yes, it should be

but in the context of trying to pretend religion ISNT the cancer of humanity, it should be uniformally codified and universally understood, like the rules to a boardgame, so that all players abide by the same rules and thus, the results are fair for all players
#4 - Hes probably got a camera back there for lewd videos 09/27/2014 on Meanwhile, in a former... +2
#34 - thanks obama 09/26/2014 on oversized load ahead +2
#246 - wow what a ******** 09/26/2014 on He da real mvp 0
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#22 - garymuthafuknoak (09/21/2014) [-]
did you make your profile pic yourself?
User avatar #23 to #22 - skypatrol ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
sorry, no i stole it like a faggot ******
User avatar #24 to #23 - garymuthafuknoak (09/21/2014) [-]
aren't we all?
User avatar #25 to #24 - skypatrol ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
only real men are faggots
User avatar #20 - someponynew (08/21/2014) [-]
your icon is beautiful.
User avatar #21 to #20 - skypatrol ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
thanks(:
User avatar #14 - waitingformydeath (12/07/2013) [-]
what the **** man
User avatar #15 to #14 - skypatrol ONLINE (12/07/2013) [-]
what i do
User avatar #16 to #15 - waitingformydeath (12/07/2013) [-]
why'd you thumb me down for posting the better gif
User avatar #17 to #16 - skypatrol ONLINE (12/07/2013) [-]
you said you removed the watermark, but it was still there
User avatar #18 to #17 - waitingformydeath (12/07/2013) [-]
I meant the LOLBRARY bar at the bottom, not the amc
User avatar #19 to #18 - skypatrol ONLINE (12/07/2013) [-]
oh.
oh well.
User avatar #8 - meatloafman (08/29/2013) [-]
so whats up with the thumbing down new content?
#9 to #8 - skypatrol ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
See, this is one of those things I knew would come about with admins new change.   
1. Go 						****					 yourself.   
2. I thumb down reposts, youtube videos, and plain old stupid 						****					.   
3. Go 						****					 yourself again.   
4. I thumb up things that I find are somewhat funny
See, this is one of those things I knew would come about with admins new change.
1. Go **** yourself.
2. I thumb down reposts, youtube videos, and plain old stupid **** .
3. Go **** yourself again.
4. I thumb up things that I find are somewhat funny
User avatar #10 to #9 - meatloafman (08/29/2013) [-]
hey no need for the hostility friendo, just curious
User avatar #11 to #10 - skypatrol ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
You're the third one today.
and most likely not the last.
I've been doing what I've been doing since I made my account
User avatar #12 to #11 - meatloafman (08/29/2013) [-]
well then carry on good sir!
User avatar #13 to #12 - skypatrol ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
Sorry for my anger, friend.
#4 - razschi (08/29/2013) [-]
You know everyone can now see that you're thumbing down all new content, right?
You know everyone can now see that you're thumbing down all new content, right?
#5 to #4 - skypatrol ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
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