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skypatrol

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Steam Profile: jhailey
Consoles Owned: pc, ps3, n64, xbox, xbox360
Video Games Played: starcraft II, warframe, civ5, cod, battlefield, defiance
PSN: skypatrol250
Interests: computer science, robotics, military, flying
Date Signed Up:5/13/2012
Last Login:5/30/2015
Location:Delaware
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Content Views:372064
Times Content Favorited:325 times
Total Comments Made:2576
FJ Points:16155
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I'm so cool and so edgy.

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latest user's comments

#262 - Haha no it was fine. You said 'caliber .45' Usually pe…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2015 on Fat Shaming (Almost) Friday 0
#263 - eddymatagallos (05/28/2015) [-]
Oh alright haha.
#260 - youre not american are you? just curious  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2015 on Fat Shaming (Almost) Friday 0
#261 - eddymatagallos (05/28/2015) [-]
Damn I suspected the expression was wrong heh. Indeed I'm not. Is there any word that could be interpreted both ways I intended?
User avatar #262 - skypatrol (05/28/2015) [-]
Haha no it was fine.
You said 'caliber .45'
Usually people say '.45 caliber'
#263 - eddymatagallos (05/28/2015) [-]
Oh alright haha.
#40 - yes, they gotta make sure they are clean of all demons inside … 05/28/2015 on He fucking did it +2
#43 - "You can be full of... kindness and love" **** 05/28/2015 on Just a daily reminder 0
#53 - Bible doesn't say Earth is 6000 years. Ken Ham's organization…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2015 on God +10
#106 - popeflatus (05/28/2015) [-]
It wasn't Ken Ham that started the 6000 year old Earth story.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_Earth_creationism#History

The Jews got their creation story, Noah's flood story and "Ten Commandments" from the Mespotamians in the 6th or 7th century BCE when they were in captivity.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epic_of_Gilgamesh
User avatar #56 - needsauceadmisblan (05/28/2015) [-]
should have read Narnia a bit as well.
#76 - She actually has an attractive face. If only she wasn't such …  [+] (8 new replies) 05/28/2015 on Fat Shaming (Almost) Friday +155
#233 - eddymatagallos (05/28/2015) [-]
Yeah I'd bang that with a caliber .45
User avatar #260 - skypatrol (05/28/2015) [-]
youre not american are you? just curious
#261 - eddymatagallos (05/28/2015) [-]
Damn I suspected the expression was wrong heh. Indeed I'm not. Is there any word that could be interpreted both ways I intended?
User avatar #262 - skypatrol (05/28/2015) [-]
Haha no it was fine.
You said 'caliber .45'
Usually people say '.45 caliber'
#263 - eddymatagallos (05/28/2015) [-]
Oh alright haha.
#122 - ryrynz (05/28/2015) [-]
It's mostly the makeup that's doing that.. honestly don't be fooled by makeup....
#204 - maquillage (05/28/2015) [-]
She's still pretty without it but too bad she's a giant lard.
#111 - Absolute Madman (05/28/2015) [-]
she wouldn't be just kinda hot

well a huMan can dream
#86 - It would take a couple seconds if you already have a brute for… 05/23/2015 on Hacker +1
#83 - I just got caught with liquor by my parents tonight too, at le… 05/23/2015 on I am not fucking drunk! 0
#16 - I knew it was something famous, but couldn't remember the name… 05/22/2015 on Love me some 0
#12 - what movie is this  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Love me some 0
User avatar #22 - twofreegerbils (05/22/2015) [-]
You do not deserve any cinema ever again.
#15 - Absolute Madman (05/22/2015) [-]
Seriously... It's Pulp Fiction
User avatar #16 - skypatrol (05/22/2015) [-]
I knew it was something famous, but couldn't remember the name... I was homeschooled in a christian family, so I never listened to / watched 90% of the movies that all the other kids growing up saw.
now i just need to find the time to actually catch up on it all

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#22 - garymuthafuknoak (09/21/2014) [-]
did you make your profile pic yourself?
User avatar #23 to #22 - skypatrol ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
sorry, no i stole it like a faggot ******
User avatar #24 to #23 - garymuthafuknoak (09/21/2014) [-]
aren't we all?
User avatar #25 to #24 - skypatrol ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
only real men are faggots
User avatar #20 - someponynew (08/21/2014) [-]
your icon is beautiful.
User avatar #21 to #20 - skypatrol ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
thanks(:
User avatar #14 - waitingformydeath (12/07/2013) [-]
what the **** man
User avatar #15 to #14 - skypatrol ONLINE (12/07/2013) [-]
what i do
User avatar #16 to #15 - waitingformydeath (12/07/2013) [-]
why'd you thumb me down for posting the better gif
User avatar #17 to #16 - skypatrol ONLINE (12/07/2013) [-]
you said you removed the watermark, but it was still there
User avatar #18 to #17 - waitingformydeath (12/07/2013) [-]
I meant the LOLBRARY bar at the bottom, not the amc
User avatar #19 to #18 - skypatrol ONLINE (12/07/2013) [-]
oh.
oh well.
User avatar #8 - meatloafman (08/29/2013) [-]
so whats up with the thumbing down new content?
#9 to #8 - skypatrol ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
See, this is one of those things I knew would come about with admins new change.   
1. Go 			****		 yourself.   
2. I thumb down reposts, youtube videos, and plain old stupid 			****		.   
3. Go 			****		 yourself again.   
4. I thumb up things that I find are somewhat funny
See, this is one of those things I knew would come about with admins new change.
1. Go **** yourself.
2. I thumb down reposts, youtube videos, and plain old stupid **** .
3. Go **** yourself again.
4. I thumb up things that I find are somewhat funny
User avatar #10 to #9 - meatloafman (08/29/2013) [-]
hey no need for the hostility friendo, just curious
User avatar #11 to #10 - skypatrol ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
You're the third one today.
and most likely not the last.
I've been doing what I've been doing since I made my account
User avatar #12 to #11 - meatloafman (08/29/2013) [-]
well then carry on good sir!
User avatar #13 to #12 - skypatrol ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
Sorry for my anger, friend.
#4 - razschi (08/29/2013) [-]
You know everyone can now see that you're thumbing down all new content, right?
You know everyone can now see that you're thumbing down all new content, right?
#5 to #4 - skypatrol ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #2 - dishesaredone (08/16/2013) [-]
F A G G O T
User avatar #3 to #2 - skypatrol ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
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