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#63 - "anal" 6 hours ago on This is the world I want to... 0
#194 - JESUS!? 7 hours ago on Remember this? +1
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#15 - XD wow, yeah that would be pretty entertaining to see Than…  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on Wizard 0
User avatar #16 - nonameforyou (6 hours ago) [-]
Hey m8, just because I'm stupid enough to let guys swing actual steel weapons at my head doesn't mean I think I'm any better than you. Swordfighting is swordfighting. So swashbuckle on, you magnificent sonuvabitch.
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User avatar #14 - nonameforyou (8 hours ago) [-]
Not to say the pictures don't look badass, I don't mean that at all. I just picture funny things when I see these. Example: Future version, a lightsaber and a Kindle. xD Just funny stuff.
User avatar #15 - skulldan (7 hours ago) [-]
XD wow, yeah that would be pretty entertaining to see
Thanks for the kind words btw
User avatar #16 - nonameforyou (6 hours ago) [-]
Hey m8, just because I'm stupid enough to let guys swing actual steel weapons at my head doesn't mean I think I'm any better than you. Swordfighting is swordfighting. So swashbuckle on, you magnificent sonuvabitch.
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#122 - lolfacejimmy (10/16/2014) [-]
i never said the turbulence was realistic
User avatar #123 - skulldan (10/16/2014) [-]
yeah i know.

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User avatar #54 - plerp ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Aww guy, I thought we were going to do a thing.

I was gonna give you some sick l00tz, like a sweet roll or something.
User avatar #103 to #102 - plerp ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
I though it was the lower the number, the better the action.

User avatar #104 to #103 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
WHAT? no way.

you roll stats, from 20 (if you roll shooting 17 then every shot you needs to do +3 to land)
User avatar #105 to #104 - plerp ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Well alrighty, I guess the roleplay I was in was set up different.

You run for the staff, snatching it up with ease.


Mr.NoMoreStaffy:13 HP Status:Bound (1x Turn)

You:11 HP


Your go.
User avatar #106 to #105 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
smack him upside the head with the staff
User avatar #107 to #106 - plerp ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
d20 for strength.

(What's your strength? You never said.)


(None of this needs to be super accurate, just don't have it be like.. 20)
User avatar #108 to #107 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
rolled an 11 for the str, and an 8 for the turn
User avatar #109 to #108 - plerp ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Mkay, now roll a d10, and pick a number between 1 and 6, just like before.
User avatar #110 to #109 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
rolled 6

pick 2
User avatar #111 to #110 - plerp ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
You do 6 damage, no crit this time.

Mr.Staffy:7 HP Status:Free

You:11 HP

He punches you for 4 damage.

You:7 HP
User avatar #112 to #111 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
summon bear trap at his feet
User avatar #113 to #112 - plerp ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Well damn, didn't expect that.

He's bound for one turn.

Trap deals 3 damage.

Mr.Staffy:4 HP

You:7 HP
User avatar #114 to #113 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
ok, lets get some distance, gonna run away
User avatar #115 to #114 - plerp ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
d20, due to your fatigue, you now have a -3 agility debuff.

But I gotta go to bed for now, I'll back back at around 2:00 PM tomorrow.

It's 4:32 AM right now for me.
User avatar #116 to #115 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
what evs, call it gg now
User avatar #81 to #54 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
(moved up here because we ran out)

i fly kick toothy in the eyeball
User avatar #82 to #81 - plerp ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Roll agility and strength.

(What's your strength?)

(BTW sorry roll, I'm probably going to be mentioning to for a while.)
User avatar #83 to #82 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
2 d 20s?
User avatar #84 to #83 - plerp ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Yup.
User avatar #85 to #84 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
9

1
User avatar #86 to #85 - plerp ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Well alrighty, it doesn't matter what your strength is I suppose.


You run up to the creature(Somewhat slow, bet still hauling some pretty thick ass) and you jump up, kicking the creature right in it's central eye, you foot passing through the eye, straight out the back or it's... Orby head. The creature lets out one last howl before falling to the ground, convulsing once, twice, then laying there defeated.


In the scuffle, mr.staffy falls off the eye, his staff being knocked away, also taking 2 damage on the fall.

He tries to mind blast you a second time, hitting you for 4 damage.

What do.


Mr.Staffy:13 HP

You:11 HP
User avatar #87 to #86 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
fire away Mr.Staffy in his staffy arm/shoulder
User avatar #88 to #87 - plerp ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
d20 to see if you hit, anything 11+ and you're good, you hit, then roll a d6 to see where on his person you hit.


If you get a 11+ then you do the d6, then I'll decide what you roll for damage.
User avatar #91 to #89 - plerp ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
He has 6 agility(Being the skinny brain-nerd he is) and rolled a 15, he tries to break into a dead sprint, but only lightly shuffles in the direction of his staff.

Your go.

Mr.Staffy:13 HP

You:11 HP
User avatar #92 to #91 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
how far am i and him from the staff?
User avatar #93 to #92 - plerp ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
You are about 7 feet from his staff, he is about 2 feet, nearly within arms reach.

About a 5 foot gap between you two.
User avatar #94 to #93 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
what spells, class abilities do i have?
User avatar #95 to #94 - plerp ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
What race are you?
User avatar #96 to #95 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
human ranger/hunter
User avatar #97 to #96 - plerp ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
And your level?
User avatar #98 to #97 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
i dont know. you decide
User avatar #99 to #98 - plerp ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
I'll say you're level 17, you have 50 MP

Your currently known skill are:
Vine bind:20 MP (Binds targets to a spot momentarily, can be broken by sheer force, though it lasts two turns)

Summon Bear Trap: 35 MP (Can create a magical bear trap up to 3 feet away from you, binding target, and damaging them.)

Arrow Volley: 45 MP (Pepper sprays the designated target with a volley of 10 magic arrows)


You gain 10 MP every turn.
User avatar #100 to #99 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
**** sounds op, but vine bond and run for staff
User avatar #101 to #100 - plerp ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
d20 for agility.

Mr.Staffy:13 HP Status:bound (2x Turn)

You:11 HP
User avatar #90 to #89 - plerp ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Damn man. You pull back that bow, let rip and that arrow, it does absolutely **** . Hit the ground not a full 2 feet infront of you.

He's going to try and get his staff, I'll roll his agility to see if he gets it in one turn.
User avatar #56 to #54 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
but what prompted this?
User avatar #55 to #54 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
i would love some sick lootz
User avatar #57 to #55 - plerp ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Sorry, I thought you weren't going to go along with it anymore, since you hadn't responded in like 7 minutes.
User avatar #58 to #57 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
i dont understand, i responded straight away GIMME GOODS
User avatar #59 to #58 - plerp ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Well **** guy, gimme a second to get my bearings as to where I was, and I'll see if you kill the toothy thing and mr.staffy. So, would you like to continue here or on the original page?
User avatar #60 to #59 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
wherever is good for you
User avatar #61 to #60 - plerp ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
So, as we last left off, you have just rolled a 9 out of your 11 agility, so you dodge mr.staffy's mind blast, you now have the floor for whatever you want to do.

mr.staffy:15 HP
Toothy:13 HP

You:15 HP
User avatar #62 to #61 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
might as well stick on Toothy.

i want to jump back and fire my bow
User avatar #63 to #62 - plerp ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Roll d10 for damage.
User avatar #65 to #64 - plerp ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Pick a number, one through six.
User avatar #67 to #66 - plerp ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
You crit, doing 6 damage to toothy, he also has an attack debuff now.

mr.staffy:15 HP
Toothy:7 HP -4 damage debuff

You:15 HP

Not mr.staffy is going to stab out you with his staff that I'm still not sure why he has.

Roll a d20 to see if you can defend.
User avatar #75 to #67 - roll (09/24/2014) [-]
ty for mention
User avatar #71 to #67 - roll (09/24/2014) [-]
*puts on my wizard hat and robe*
User avatar #73 to #71 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
hi roll
User avatar #74 to #73 - roll (09/24/2014) [-]
how are you
User avatar #77 to #74 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
good thanks.
User avatar #68 to #67 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
10
User avatar #69 to #68 - plerp ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Alrighty, you can defend. (10 or lower was you can, 11+ you couldn't)

How will you try and defend yourself?
User avatar #70 to #69 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
probably try to jump backwards
User avatar #72 to #70 - plerp ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
What's you END? out of 20.



(Hi roll, welcome to this thing.)
User avatar #76 to #72 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
18
User avatar #78 to #76 - plerp ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Damn, okay. d20.
User avatar #79 to #78 - skulldan (09/24/2014) [-]
17
User avatar #80 to #79 - plerp ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Clooooseee, you jump out of the way, but you're getting tired from jumping so much. you'll have a -1 modifier on your next agility roll.

He misses, your turn.
#51 - maxwellkruger (09/04/2014) [-]
Is that a flame overlord from Warcraft 3 the frozen throne?
User avatar #53 to #51 - skulldan (09/04/2014) [-]
Firelord
User avatar #52 to #51 - skulldan (09/04/2014) [-]
Frozen throne
User avatar #46 to #45 - skulldan (06/19/2014) [-]
you ******* legend
User avatar #47 to #46 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
I am not the hero that Funnyjunk needs
I am the hero that Funnyjunk deserves
User avatar #48 to #47 - skulldan (06/19/2014) [-]
no, we certainly need you!
User avatar #49 to #48 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
<3
I have to remind everyone of their pitiful place
User avatar #42 - mindofthegiant (04/17/2014) [-]
Andy Williams - Danny Boy Thanks for the entertainment
User avatar #43 to #42 - skulldan (04/17/2014) [-]
thanks for being a cool science guy. More than i expected.
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