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Youtube Channel: 94thScorpio
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Date Signed Up:4/10/2012
Last Login:7/22/2014
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#93 - Picture 01/18/2014 on History +14
#130 - I was close! 01/17/2014 on i hate the snow 0
#42 - In the US, it's legal to make your own if you have a license f…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/17/2014 on i hate the snow +3
User avatar #60 - SubjectThree (01/17/2014) [-]
Actually ,flamethrowers are only restricted at a local level. There are no federal or state laws prohibiting their ownership and use.

The reason is because flamethrowers are perfect at killing nests of killer bees (AKA the bees that chase you for over a mile and have killed people)
User avatar #130 - skorpius (01/17/2014) [-]
I was close!
#15 - Wanna fuck? 01/16/2014 on Want some? +35
#68 - I have this error when trying to wake up. 01/10/2014 on 404 0
#212 - Picture 01/01/2014 on OS +3
#78 - Picture 12/25/2013 on kevin seems like a straight... +29
#45 - I MUST HAVE IT 09/10/2013 on If Only 0
#42 - Which sims game is this?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2013 on If Only 0
User avatar #44 - killkingdarkblade (09/10/2013) [-]
Sims 3
User avatar #45 - skorpius (09/10/2013) [-]
I MUST HAVE IT
#94 - Alright, I'll admit, that was good. 08/31/2013 on Best Pokemon Team +3
#72 - That's my wallpaper. It's fantastic. 08/26/2013 on Red 0
#47 - I know, it still would have been sad knowing that it was over,… 08/15/2013 on That explains it... 0
#44 - That's how I feel. Every episode until the Spongebob Movie was…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/15/2013 on That explains it... 0
User avatar #46 - raberintodesu (08/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, the movie was great. It would've been a good ending, too. Spongebob being a manager and all.
User avatar #47 - skorpius (08/15/2013) [-]
I know, it still would have been sad knowing that it was over, but it would have been better than killing it slowly, one episode at a time. I still consider the movie the "official" end of Spongebob.
#43 - Showrunner not writer. Ehhh close enough. 08/15/2013 on That explains it... 0
#41 - "The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie was released in the U.S.…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2013 on That explains it... 0
User avatar #43 - skorpius (08/15/2013) [-]
Showrunner not writer. Ehhh close enough.
#39 - I believe it was until up to the third, or whenever they made …  [+] (7 new replies) 08/15/2013 on That explains it... +1
User avatar #42 - raberintodesu (08/15/2013) [-]
Well, I guess Nickelodeon will lose its poster boy when Spongebob ends and nothing else can replace him for the time being. I'm staring at the wikipedia page and the episodes I don't even recognize the episodes from season 4 and beyond at all.
User avatar #44 - skorpius (08/15/2013) [-]
That's how I feel. Every episode until the Spongebob Movie was fantastic, and even the movie was really good, but after that, Spongebob was never the same. I remember reading an IGN article about it, that's how I knew most of the story. That, and I took a course on movie making and writing, and our professor talked about it once.
User avatar #46 - raberintodesu (08/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, the movie was great. It would've been a good ending, too. Spongebob being a manager and all.
User avatar #47 - skorpius (08/15/2013) [-]
I know, it still would have been sad knowing that it was over, but it would have been better than killing it slowly, one episode at a time. I still consider the movie the "official" end of Spongebob.
User avatar #40 - Leopard (08/15/2013) [-]
source?
User avatar #41 - skorpius (08/15/2013) [-]
"The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie was released in the U.S. on November 19, 2004. It received generally good reviews from critics and successfully grossed over $140 million worldwide. The film was intended to be the series finale, and creator Hillenburg announced that he would resign as showrunner[10] and gave the post to Paul Tibbitt."

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Hillenburg
User avatar #43 - skorpius (08/15/2013) [-]
Showrunner not writer. Ehhh close enough.
#259 - **skorpius rolls 54** Shit forgot to roll. 07/30/2013 on minecraft problems +2
#252 - I can smell your pussy. And it smells like Chili Cheese Fritos.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2013 on minecraft problems +3
User avatar #259 - skorpius (07/30/2013) [-]
**skorpius rolls 54** Shit forgot to roll.
#26 - Wut. 07/25/2013 on nigggaanigga +3
#23 - If the messages are in blue, it indicates the opposite user ha…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2013 on nigggaanigga +3
User avatar #27 - bighairyfart (07/25/2013) [-]
But the "thugs" messages are white, not blue. Also, I thought the sender appeared on the right, which the non-thug is on.
#41 - pridefulmatthew (07/25/2013) [-]
In iChat the other persons messages are in white, your own messages are blue.
#762 - Ain't that the truth. I hope he wins. 07/17/2013 on Vote for Charles 2 +1
#736 - Oh, I know. But the script that uses 500 computers is still a …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2013 on Vote for Charles 2 +1
#761 - greenpyro (07/17/2013) [-]
Nah they've been at that level of low for a while, they just have no shame. Pic unrelated
User avatar #762 - skorpius (07/17/2013) [-]
Ain't that the truth. I hope he wins.
#712 - It's a lie. There was never a script that used 500 computers. …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/17/2013 on Vote for Charles 2 +4
User avatar #782 - mofunnymann (07/17/2013) [-]
I was in the original thread, can confirm.
#726 - greenpyro (07/17/2013) [-]
Gossip and celebrities are all they tend to care about, and what better way to grab an audience attention by making fun of a man, and making him appear as a creep. (Btw he might be a creep, its just E! presents it in an assholish manner)
User avatar #736 - skorpius (07/17/2013) [-]
Oh, I know. But the script that uses 500 computers is still a lie. Nothing like that was ever said. But I guess if E! said it, then it MUST be true. and they write that article about him calling him fat, old, and creepy? They have sunk to a new level of low.
#761 - greenpyro (07/17/2013) [-]
Nah they've been at that level of low for a while, they just have no shame. Pic unrelated
User avatar #762 - skorpius (07/17/2013) [-]
Ain't that the truth. I hope he wins.
#263 - I fucking loved this game. Can't wait for Pikmin 3 07/12/2013 on Endangered Species +3
#19578 - Post something to make me feel like I'm funny? Yeah, why not. 07/11/2013 on Thumb Orgy +5
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