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Gender: male
Age: 20
Youtube Channel: 94thScorpio
X-box Gamertag: Sapient Scorpio
Date Signed Up:4/10/2012
Last Login:12/22/2014
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Comment Ranking:#1076
Highest Content Rank:#5698
Highest Comment Rank:#1001
Content Thumbs: 322 total,  425 ,  103
Comment Thumbs: 4320 total,  4813 ,  493
Content Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 29 Content: Peasant → Level 30 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 32% (32/100)
Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 236 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:30821
Times Content Favorited:24 times
Total Comments Made:972
FJ Points:3868

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#34 - I'm a Musical Theatre Major, so I basically hang out with gays… 12/03/2014 on "Equality" +2
#44 - Picture 12/03/2014 on Regret nothing +2
#68 - Picture 12/02/2014 on Where has skeletorexplains... 0
#100 - That was ******* brilliant. 12/02/2014 on Amiibo sold for $2,500 +7
#18 - Picture 12/02/2014 on Phil comp +4
#60 - ******* bitch. And people think women get the …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2014 on The reason I'm afraid of girls +1
User avatar #67 - scorpidea (12/02/2014) [-]
When she found out she could get a ton of child support money if she got custody, she flew out here and tried to take custody away from me. Her crack head boyfriend said..." you may be his father, but he is gunna grow up calling me daddy". When we got to the court house, she somehow had gained a posse of about a dozen "SJWs" that were providing her with a lawyer, a place to stay and emotional support, in the form of a "hissing squad" against me in the court house. No idea where they came from, she didn't bring them, and she knew no one in Vermont. She admitted in court that she had lied about the rape and abuse. She admitted she had lied about all the money. I had witnesses and babysitters testify that she basically neglected at one point didn't bathe him for over a week) and abandoned our son, to all of which she had no rebuttal. She ACTUALLY SAID, in court, that I was the ideal husband, but she was just bored after I got deployed. YET STILL the SJW army flipped their collective shit when the judge gave me full custody.
#75 - **skorpius rolls 235** Couldn't hurt. 12/02/2014 on Swampert 0
#322 - Picture 12/01/2014 on PONY CUM JAR PROJECT 0
#321 - Well... Technically a good roll. 12/01/2014 on PONY CUM JAR PROJECT +1
#85 - You only masturbate once a day? ******* pleb. Git gud.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2014 on Help me prove him wrong +39
#86 - icedragon (11/29/2014) [-]
I was literally about to post that exact same comment.
#31 - 15 when I was 19. 21 when I was 19. That was a good year. 11/29/2014 on aloha snakhb ar 0
#18 - So many friends... 11/29/2014 on Smash4WiiU +5
#90 - Could be useful 11/27/2014 on 8-player Smash for every FJ... 0
#85 - I know exactly that feel. 11/27/2014 on 8-player Smash for every FJ... 0
#91 - Hear about theatre majors, swell with theatre pride. … 11/27/2014 on Thanks , was doubting... +2
#32 - Don't have the letter C as a name?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2014 on SJW Fucktard +4
#33 - hierophant (11/27/2014) [-]
Made me double-check the content.
#61 - You're a funny ************ . I like you. 11/25/2014 on Ferguson +20
#11 - Wasted 11/25/2014 on Raped 0
#19 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on Silly Cunt +48
User avatar #74 - masterions (11/25/2014) [-]
You got me at cheeky cunt
#68 - Snow way out  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on KNOCK KNOCK. +28
User avatar #80 - skeletorexplains (11/25/2014) [-]
Holy fuck it took me all night but i just got it.
#20 - Picture 11/24/2014 on Well .... Fuck +4
#79 - Rolling around at the speed of... **** . 11/24/2014 on Fuck you physics! +7
#148 - So I'm not the only one realizing they're putting less and les… 11/24/2014 on Faces of Link 0
#25 - Picture 11/23/2014 on Relationship goals 0
#80 - Thanks Stoya always has good **** .  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2014 on '70s LEGO has the right idea +1
#92 - reasonsxxxcause (11/23/2014) [-]
There are no words to describe the simple beauty of this gif.
#83 - dorfdorfdorf (11/23/2014) [-]
i gotchu bruh
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