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Age: 19
Youtube Channel: 94thScorpio
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Date Signed Up:4/10/2012
Last Login:5/23/2013
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Content Ranking:#9370
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#97 - Picture 01/03/2013 on The one ring to rule them all +8
#22 - Picture 12/31/2012 on This needs to stop... 0
#34 - TFS thread? TFS thread. 12/31/2012 on Facebook(1) -1
#106 - MOAR  [+] (4 new replies) 12/31/2012 on Not mine 0
#120 - demonatatoo (01/01/2013) [-]
The MOAR is now here.
#121 - demonatatoo (01/01/2013) [-]
#122 - demonatatoo (01/01/2013) [-]
#123 - demonatatoo (01/01/2013) [-]
#132 - I have wanted that thing since the game came out! Great game..…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2012 on Nice tat +1
#135 - desacabose (12/31/2012) [-]
#130 - Is... Is that... Motherfucking BIOSHOCK? You are a gentleman a…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/31/2012 on Nice tat +3
#131 - iliketires (12/31/2012) [-]
It is! I've wanted it soooo bad. 2 more paychecks and I'll have enough to go get it.
#132 - skorpius (12/31/2012) [-]
I have wanted that thing since the game came out! Great game... Can't wait for Infinite. It's going to kick ass.
#135 - desacabose (12/31/2012) [-]
#731 - Picture 12/31/2012 on America Logic +2
#41 - Picture 12/26/2012 on perfect 0
#120 - Exactly. But the vast majority of stupid people on both sites … 12/26/2012 on Women... 0
#114 - I'm not just saying reposts. I'm saying posts in general. Ther…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/26/2012 on Women... 0
#118 - spidahridah (12/26/2012) [-]
And those people are also stupid people.
User avatar #120 - skorpius (12/26/2012) [-]
Exactly. But the vast majority of stupid people on both sites outweigh the people with a reason to come, or at least their strength is so much that it makes us all look like retards. This is why other sites hate us. But I still like this site over all the rest and I'm sticking with it.
#106 - Are we really any different? We sit around and (re)post things…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/26/2012 on Women... -1
User avatar #110 - spidahridah (12/26/2012) [-]
Who are "we"? People who repost? I've never reposted, and the two pictures I've posted were to share the funny. We're here to look at funny shit and talk to (not that stupid) people. I dare to call myself higher than a facebook whore.
User avatar #114 - skorpius (12/26/2012) [-]
I'm not just saying reposts. I'm saying posts in general. There are those who come to this site for its true meaning (to laugh) and there are people who come here only for thumbs so that they can feel important (or whatever the reason, I don't give a shit). Facebook is almost exactly the same (almost). There are people who go on facebook for legitimate reasons (believe it or not) and there are those who go on there just to feel important and make their lives feel more important than it really is. I'm not really calling anyone out, I'm just saying there's little difference between facebook and sites like funnyjunk.
#118 - spidahridah (12/26/2012) [-]
And those people are also stupid people.
User avatar #120 - skorpius (12/26/2012) [-]
Exactly. But the vast majority of stupid people on both sites outweigh the people with a reason to come, or at least their strength is so much that it makes us all look like retards. This is why other sites hate us. But I still like this site over all the rest and I'm sticking with it.
#238 - Picture 12/23/2012 on Adventure Time +2
#67 - That feel when you're genuinely depressed that the world isn't…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/21/2012 on Getting prepared for the... +22
#95 - jinkazama (12/21/2012) [-]
"I don't like living so nobody should"
So edgy dude.
#84 - lordraine (12/21/2012) [-]
I wouldn't mind a good old-fashioned Ragnarok to break up the monotony. There are too many ice giants running around anyway.
User avatar #76 - snakefire (12/21/2012) [-]
I actually dont care either way

if the world keeps going I will too
if the world ends I regret nothing
#74 - rocksteady (12/21/2012) [-]
**rocksteady rolled a random image posted in comment #69 at When I walk into a movie theather ** Whatever I roll, I hope it cheers you up.
User avatar #72 - sphincterface (12/21/2012) [-]
I actually value my life. So I'm pretty happy the world isn't ending.
User avatar #87 - daentraya (12/21/2012) [-]
If the world does end, everyone will die, and since the dead dont care, and there'll be no one left to care for you, no one will care whatsoever. So i really dont care
User avatar #68 - rustyspunktube (12/21/2012) [-]
I'm sorry you feel that way on your own life.
#919 - That feel when you're genuinely depressed that the world isn't…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2012 on If the World Ends On Friday +7
User avatar #939 - alexwise (12/21/2012) [-]
i feel you bro...
#71 - I have time... 12/19/2012 on Jerk Off Flow Chart +23
#70 - I have time... 12/19/2012 on Jerk Off Flow Chart 0
#260 - ARMAGEDDON! 12/18/2012 on Ruined Childhood 0
#49 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2012 on punny -2
#53 - yolofag (12/16/2012) [-]
im da smartestest person in my contry( i lev in europeà)
#131 - Look... Look with your special eyes!  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2012 on It goes on +2
User avatar #151 - nikentakadisker (12/17/2012) [-]
Wut.
User avatar #142 - xxelmarcocfcxx (12/15/2012) [-]
"MY BRAHND!"
#411 - I wish I actually knew more people who played WoW. It gets pre… 12/13/2012 on And now you know... +3
#119 - To the lego bin! 12/13/2012 on Life on Hoth 0
#52 - I have a Mac and I enjoy it, but I do not shove it in everyone… 12/04/2012 on Philosoraptor.. 0
#51 - Sir, I believe you are mistaken. Microsoft does not make compu…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2012 on Philosoraptor.. +1
User avatar #58 - whysopunk (12/04/2012) [-]
B-b-but.... My logic and.... *sobs*
#212 - Sauce?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/04/2012 on Wut 2 +3
#220 - supercatninja (12/04/2012) [-]
I believe it's from a movie, I know it's either "Quarantine 1", "Quarantine 2" or "REC2". It's all technically the same story line, watch all 3 of them and you'll understand.
User avatar #215 - sergeantamerica (12/04/2012) [-]
No clue, it was on another creepy gif thread
#161 - It's jaw actually pops out. Fuckin alien shit right there.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2012 on This fucking fish +2
User avatar #163 - gidmp (12/01/2012) [-]
every deep sea fish is where the alien shit going on
User avatar #165 - gidmp (12/01/2012) [-]
*is an alien shit going on.*
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