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Date Signed Up:4/10/2012
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#707 - **skorpius rolls 87** Let me think about that for a second... 05/15/2012 on RUN BITCH RUNNNN 0
#243 - Jimmies have been rustled... 05/14/2012 on Gears of War 0
#242 - Picture 05/14/2012 on Gears of War +2
#107 - And so people don't get the wrong idea: I Love my mother, and … 05/14/2012 on OMG happy mothers day +3
#106 - Just thought I'd let you know that not everyone has a mother a…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2012 on OMG happy mothers day +3
User avatar #107 - skorpius (05/14/2012) [-]
And so people don't get the wrong idea: I Love my mother, and don't only love her because she cleans the house and makes meals. She understands me and helps me however she can. So FUCK YEAH FOR MOMS!
#444 - Well it IS a pussy... So I call that roll relevant. 05/13/2012 on A last warning +5
#256 - Oh /b/... How I enjoy the stories you contain.  [+] (7 new replies) 05/09/2012 on Bad shoe +4
User avatar #340 - yeahhhdebo (05/09/2012) [-]
What........ did I just read!?
User avatar #305 - verius (05/09/2012) [-]
This is... I...
I can't thumb it up, even if it was significant. That's revolting. Good find, though.
#292 - neutrino (05/09/2012) [-]
The last post.
#280 - jaggedpvp (05/09/2012) [-]
why the fuck does this not have more thumbs up.

that story was so fucked up lol
User avatar #275 - ineverlosethegame (05/09/2012) [-]
I truly hope that story is very VERY fake...
User avatar #268 - sandle (05/09/2012) [-]
i do not even no how to respond to what i just read other that WTF. That just made my mind explode, even if that story is fake, the fact that someone even thought that up... i cried, vomited, and shit my pants right before the spaghetti fell out of my pockets, that is how emotionally distraught that made me.
User avatar #265 - trollsniper (05/09/2012) [-]
That is one of the saddest, most revolting things I've ever read.
#129 - Well, it could be worse! 05/08/2012 on Title. +1
#127 - **skorpius rolls 189** Here I go!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2012 on Title. +1
#129 - skorpius (05/08/2012) [-]
Well, it could be worse!
#131 - Those motherfucking things are too damn delicious! 05/08/2012 on Creepy, and normal +2
#185 - I saw that when it was posted... You're telling me I could hav… 05/08/2012 on Pixies do it Right +2
#196 - That picture of the dog reminds me of "Now this I can fap…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2012 on Underwater photography with... +3
#202 - jbyrd (05/08/2012) [-]
I totally agree with you but, there is another picture that looks like it more.
#104 - I'm confused... Do I give him a thumb up or down???  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2012 on Awesome hobo. +6
User avatar #115 - golobalpandemic (05/08/2012) [-]
Its a code you have to thumb down first let it register then thumb it up. if you do you win a prize!


#139 - Don't forget about the guy playing Galaga in the corner! 05/08/2012 on CSI Avengers +11
#200 - You are literally too stupid to insult... THAT'S your argument… 05/07/2012 on Silly duck +5
#195 - Well you must be a motherfucking genius. Sounds like a great p…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/07/2012 on Silly duck +1
#198 - N. Korean citizen (05/07/2012) [-]
America can't even use metric, what makes you think you'd be an actual threat? Don't go shouting about nukes, we have nukes too dumbfuck.
#203 - N. Korean citizen (05/07/2012) [-]
The U.S. military uses metric measurements extensively to ensure interoperability with allied forces, particularly NATO STANAGs, "standardization agreements". Ground forces measure distances in "klicks", slang for kilometers. Most military firearms are measured in metric units, beginning with the M-14 which was introduced in 1957, although a few legacy exceptions exist, such as .50-caliber guns. Aircraft ordnance is normally measured in pounds. Heavy weapon caliber is measured in millimeters. Military vehicles are generally built to metric standards. An exception is the U.S. Navy, whose guns are measured in inches and whose undersea fleet measures distances in terms of "kiloyards" (equivalent to 914.4 m), depth as "feet", and velocity, in some cases, as "feet per second". The Navy and Air Force continue to measure distance in nautical miles and speed in knots; these units are now accepted for use with SI by the BIPM.
#202 - N. Korean citizen (05/07/2012) [-]
n the early 19th century, the U.S. Coast and Geodetic Survey (the government's surveying and map-making agency) used meter and kilogram standards brought from France. In 1866, Congress authorized the use of the metric system[2] and supplied each state with a set of standard metric weights and measures.
In 1875, the United States solidified its commitment to the development of the internationally recognized metric system by becoming one of the original seventeen signatory nations to the Metre Convention or the Treaty of the Meter. The signing of this international agreement concluded five years of meetings in which the metric system was reformulated, refining the accuracy of its standards. The Treaty of the Meter established the Bureau international des poids et mesures (BIPM, International Bureau of Weights and Measures) in Sèvres, France, to provide standards of measurement for worldwide use.
Under the Mendenhall Order in 1893, metric standards, developed through international cooperation under the auspices of BIPM, were adopted as the fundamental standards for length and mass in the United States. The U.S. customary units such as the foot and pound have been defined in relation to metric units ever since.
User avatar #200 - skorpius (05/07/2012) [-]
You are literally too stupid to insult... THAT'S your argument? The metric system? Well, I've lost faith in humanity because apparently the metric system can determine an entire fucking war. Just go back to 9gag with the rest of the dumbshits...
#410 - *what's I'm fucking retarded. 05/07/2012 on Why Can't I Hold All This... +2
#408 - Why focus on who's right? Why can't we all get along and try a…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/07/2012 on Why Can't I Hold All This... +4
#423 - darthtomale (05/07/2012) [-]
the point isnt whose right about the realities of the universe. fundamentality the debate is on what is right. Is it justified to believe in a god and follow its supposed moral compass. Is it right to believe in a naturalist idea which gives no objective ethical standard. No one knows what "the right thing" is in the first place. How are we supposed to do something when we dont know what it is?
#421 - sharth (05/07/2012) [-]
What if I told you the right thing to do was to get rid of religion?
User avatar #410 - skorpius (05/07/2012) [-]
*what's

I'm fucking retarded.
#198 - Why focus on who's right? Why can't we all get along and try a… 05/07/2012 on Someone who made a impact... 0
#120 - Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2012 on creative +5
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#149 - God damn it, forgot to log in. 05/06/2012 on Oh you. -1
#971 - I had a feel today. I was driving home from community college … 05/04/2012 on Great Moments +8
#349 - To the front page! 04/17/2012 on gender equality +1
#49 - Some may call this junk. Me? I call them... Treasures. 04/17/2012 on 3-D Technology +18
#47 - Click to enlarge!  [+] (28 new replies) 04/16/2012 on Most Interesting TM in the... +3
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#73 - N. Korean citizen (04/16/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 168** go gary motherfucking oak
#75 - N. Korean citizen (04/16/2012) [-]
so i believe in arceus, but im curious about the wishcrafters and yet im an atheist :P
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