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Date Signed Up:4/10/2012
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#148 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2012 on Bible +11
#150 - icanhazlolz Comment deleted by skorpius
#109 - How did this get more thumbs than the double dubs???  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2012 on Grammar is important -56
#220 - anonymous (07/23/2012) [-]
He only rolled dubs which isn't that hard.
#270 - wolffangz has deleted their comment.
#110 - anonymous (07/23/2012) [-]
You expect logic from funnyjunk?
#234 - **** yeah, Dark Souls! 07/23/2012 on Niggers 0
#387 - The original goes up to defeating Jock of Blades in the Hall o…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2012 on Steam summer sale +1
User avatar #391 - hallazabassist (07/23/2012) [-]
I used the blade that you can buy in bowerstone north. Also, once you work up your guile, and buy a lot of produce/anything. The game has a stock price changer, so if they have none of your item, they will buy high, if they have a bunch of your item, they will sell/buy low. So you can buy say, 500 red meats(just buy every produce from everyone you meet) and sell it to they guy for 12 gold a piece, then when he has 500, you can buy them for 2 gold a piece. Repeat for infinite money.
#377 - I only had the regular Fable, and never bought the Lost Chapte…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/23/2012 on Steam summer sale +1
User avatar #386 - hallazabassist (07/23/2012) [-]
Here's a hint I didn't know until recently. When you eat exp giving foods, they are also affected by your combat multiplier, same goes with the potions.
User avatar #380 - hallazabassist (07/23/2012) [-]
Awesome game through and through. I really like the added end game. I never beat the original so I don't know how far it got, but I think that everything with frost trolls was an addition. That game was the first game that made me understand how awesome it is to be evil.
User avatar #387 - skorpius (07/23/2012) [-]
The original goes up to defeating Jock of Blades in the Hall of Heroes. After that, there's nothing really to do. But in the Lost Chapters, there's still quite a bit to do, and if you were good, you don't get fucked over because you can't get the sword of Aeons! But The Sword of Aeons used to do about 500 damage rather than 200, but Avo's tear is still cool.
User avatar #391 - hallazabassist (07/23/2012) [-]
I used the blade that you can buy in bowerstone north. Also, once you work up your guile, and buy a lot of produce/anything. The game has a stock price changer, so if they have none of your item, they will buy high, if they have a bunch of your item, they will sell/buy low. So you can buy say, 500 red meats(just buy every produce from everyone you meet) and sell it to they guy for 12 gold a piece, then when he has 500, you can buy them for 2 gold a piece. Repeat for infinite money.
#375 - I got Fable: The Lost Chapters for only $2.80... Best decision…  [+] (14 new replies) 07/23/2012 on Steam summer sale +4
#389 - verby (07/23/2012) [-]
I got that game and it won't fucking run. I sent them an email demanding my $2.80 back
User avatar #376 - hallazabassist (07/23/2012) [-]
Love that game. Have it for PS2, Xbox, and computer. Played each one all the way through the end. With various boasts and self made restrictions. But I could never get the Skorm's bow...
User avatar #379 - holycrapimacupcake (07/23/2012) [-]
But it's not for PS2.
User avatar #385 - hallazabassist (07/23/2012) [-]
Well then, I guess there goes another part of my childhood... Makes more sense your way now that I'm really thinking about it.
User avatar #388 - holycrapimacupcake (07/23/2012) [-]
How did you think it was for PS2?
User avatar #393 - hallazabassist (07/23/2012) [-]
My baby sitter would bring over a ps2 or an xbox every time he would come over to baby sit me and my sister. So all of his games would get mixed up in my head as to which system they came from. He had the regular version and the lost chapters version, and I though he bought one for each system. Apparent mistake on my part.
User avatar #396 - holycrapimacupcake (07/23/2012) [-]
All is forgiven.
User avatar #400 - hallazabassist (07/23/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #403 - holycrapimacupcake (07/23/2012) [-]
Not a problem. Go forth my brother knowing all is well in the mind of the cupcake and you shall not face my wrath.
User avatar #377 - skorpius (07/23/2012) [-]
I only had the regular Fable, and never bought the Lost Chapters (I saw it a lot) because I figured they didn't add that much... Then I read up about it, and thought it was freaking awesome, but nobody carried it anymore. So when it was 75% off, I was fucking sold. So glad I bought it.
User avatar #386 - hallazabassist (07/23/2012) [-]
Here's a hint I didn't know until recently. When you eat exp giving foods, they are also affected by your combat multiplier, same goes with the potions.
User avatar #380 - hallazabassist (07/23/2012) [-]
Awesome game through and through. I really like the added end game. I never beat the original so I don't know how far it got, but I think that everything with frost trolls was an addition. That game was the first game that made me understand how awesome it is to be evil.
User avatar #387 - skorpius (07/23/2012) [-]
The original goes up to defeating Jock of Blades in the Hall of Heroes. After that, there's nothing really to do. But in the Lost Chapters, there's still quite a bit to do, and if you were good, you don't get fucked over because you can't get the sword of Aeons! But The Sword of Aeons used to do about 500 damage rather than 200, but Avo's tear is still cool.
User avatar #391 - hallazabassist (07/23/2012) [-]
I used the blade that you can buy in bowerstone north. Also, once you work up your guile, and buy a lot of produce/anything. The game has a stock price changer, so if they have none of your item, they will buy high, if they have a bunch of your item, they will sell/buy low. So you can buy say, 500 red meats(just buy every produce from everyone you meet) and sell it to they guy for 12 gold a piece, then when he has 500, you can buy them for 2 gold a piece. Repeat for infinite money.
#223 - I like pretending my contents good... 07/23/2012 on Party win 0
#272 - I think he's trying to not give the ending away... 07/22/2012 on Paging Doctor Batman 0
#145 - 9,8425 feet... wut 07/22/2012 on King of pain 2 +1
#198 - Everyone below me.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2012 on Internet etiquette +17
#205 - theswagmobile (07/22/2012) [-]
#266 - Zapdos does exist! 07/21/2012 on fire tornado +6
#11 - I always trade my Pokemon from my Yellow to my Red, Blue, Gold… 07/20/2012 on My childhood +1
#9 - I have all the old pokemon and a gameboy color still. They're …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2012 on My childhood +1
User avatar #10 - Twikki (07/20/2012) [-]
Same I remember when my grandma Deleted my Yellow save.. I nearly killed a man
User avatar #11 - skorpius (07/20/2012) [-]
I always trade my Pokemon from my Yellow to my Red, Blue, Gold, Silver, or Crystal before even looking at the new game option. I've yet to beat the game using Ash's line up, so why the hell not?
#7 - And they even got rid of Brock... He was my favorite part! Nex…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/20/2012 on My childhood +1
User avatar #8 - Twikki (07/20/2012) [-]
That sounds fun ._. I just have a few specific Types named after FF Summons
Typhlosion:Ifrit
Luxray: Ramuh
Shiny Rayquaza: Bahamut
and a few others.
User avatar #9 - skorpius (07/20/2012) [-]
I have all the old pokemon and a gameboy color still. They're still my favorite games and I've logged more hours into them than any other game...
User avatar #10 - Twikki (07/20/2012) [-]
Same I remember when my grandma Deleted my Yellow save.. I nearly killed a man
User avatar #11 - skorpius (07/20/2012) [-]
I always trade my Pokemon from my Yellow to my Red, Blue, Gold, Silver, or Crystal before even looking at the new game option. I've yet to beat the game using Ash's line up, so why the hell not?
#5 - Exactly! It's nice that they're trying to change things up a b…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/20/2012 on My childhood -1
User avatar #6 - Twikki (07/20/2012) [-]
I mean it's okay if they find a legitimate reason for them to be more serious like the guy is blackmailing them or some crazy stuff like that.
User avatar #7 - skorpius (07/20/2012) [-]
And they even got rid of Brock... He was my favorite part! Next to Team Rocket of course... Fuck all this, I'm going to go play Pokemon Yellow and beat the game with Ash's original team of Pikachu, Charmander, Squirtle, Bulbasaur, Butterfree, and Pidgey.
User avatar #8 - Twikki (07/20/2012) [-]
That sounds fun ._. I just have a few specific Types named after FF Summons
Typhlosion:Ifrit
Luxray: Ramuh
Shiny Rayquaza: Bahamut
and a few others.
User avatar #9 - skorpius (07/20/2012) [-]
I have all the old pokemon and a gameboy color still. They're still my favorite games and I've logged more hours into them than any other game...
User avatar #10 - Twikki (07/20/2012) [-]
Same I remember when my grandma Deleted my Yellow save.. I nearly killed a man
User avatar #11 - skorpius (07/20/2012) [-]
I always trade my Pokemon from my Yellow to my Red, Blue, Gold, Silver, or Crystal before even looking at the new game option. I've yet to beat the game using Ash's line up, so why the hell not?
#3 - Oh thank ******* christ... But still, Team Rocket…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/20/2012 on My childhood +1
User avatar #4 - Twikki (07/20/2012) [-]
Yea and apparently they follow under some scientist.. Where the fuck is team Plasma? Seriously.. THEY should be the serious team ,Jessie and James need to stay as the goofballs they were.
User avatar #5 - skorpius (07/20/2012) [-]
Exactly! It's nice that they're trying to change things up a bit, but seriously? I loved those guys!
User avatar #6 - Twikki (07/20/2012) [-]
I mean it's okay if they find a legitimate reason for them to be more serious like the guy is blackmailing them or some crazy stuff like that.
User avatar #7 - skorpius (07/20/2012) [-]
And they even got rid of Brock... He was my favorite part! Next to Team Rocket of course... Fuck all this, I'm going to go play Pokemon Yellow and beat the game with Ash's original team of Pikachu, Charmander, Squirtle, Bulbasaur, Butterfree, and Pidgey.
User avatar #8 - Twikki (07/20/2012) [-]
That sounds fun ._. I just have a few specific Types named after FF Summons
Typhlosion:Ifrit
Luxray: Ramuh
Shiny Rayquaza: Bahamut
and a few others.
User avatar #9 - skorpius (07/20/2012) [-]
I have all the old pokemon and a gameboy color still. They're still my favorite games and I've logged more hours into them than any other game...
User avatar #10 - Twikki (07/20/2012) [-]
Same I remember when my grandma Deleted my Yellow save.. I nearly killed a man
User avatar #11 - skorpius (07/20/2012) [-]
I always trade my Pokemon from my Yellow to my Red, Blue, Gold, Silver, or Crystal before even looking at the new game option. I've yet to beat the game using Ash's line up, so why the hell not?
#92 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2012 on the tram 0
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#193 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2012 on prove it +3
User avatar #212 - markedone (07/20/2012) [-]
Alex Louis Armstrong, the only man which is allowed to sparkle, because he doesn't look gay while he sparkles.
#68 - Hothothothothothot... 07/20/2012 on Dan +3
#75 - Picture 07/20/2012 on Cheesnapkins +1
#112 - Achilles is from the Illiad. The joke (that was posted here) w… 07/20/2012 on puns, puns every where 0
#111 - **** . I just posted that... 07/20/2012 on puns, puns every where 0
#109 - **** YEAH, DR. HORRIBLE! 07/20/2012 on puns, puns every where 0
#108 - This was actually in Hunchback of Notredam (the disney one). P…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2012 on puns, puns every where 0
#110 - anonymous (07/20/2012) [-]
I thought it was from the Illiad
User avatar #112 - skorpius (07/20/2012) [-]
Achilles is from the Illiad. The joke (that was posted here) was done in The Hunchback in which he told his horse to heel (like the pun in the comic you see here).
#203 - Or just this specific scene. It has always made me feel better… 07/20/2012 on Seashells 0
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