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#127 - I'm very optimistic and believe it can work. Just like I am ab… 07/12/2012 on Well . . . +1
#123 - I know what you are saying, and I don't want to sound like a d…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/12/2012 on Well . . . -3
User avatar #163 - manofparody (07/12/2012) [-]
During the ages of 18-24, the male and female mind change drastically of what they desire most in the opposite sex. This is why so many marriages fail within that time period is because they don't want what they wanted 2 years ago.
User avatar #128 - jakerfv (07/12/2012) [-]
Just sign a prenup or something so don't lose all your shit.


(best wishes though)
User avatar #245 - shamefulhumor (07/12/2012) [-]
His shit includes an Xbox and a twin bed from his parents house.

Kids today man...
#125 - jrondeau (07/12/2012) [-]
Then go for it, but I doubt that you or any couple that does what you're doing is going to work, sorry. Here's a cute pic to cheer you up.
User avatar #127 - skorpius (07/12/2012) [-]
I'm very optimistic and believe it can work. Just like I am about everything I do.
#119 - Actually, it was our parents who encouraged the decision becau…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/12/2012 on Well . . . 0
User avatar #122 - jrondeau (07/12/2012) [-]
That doesn't mean that it's a good thing to do. The simple truth is that it's highly unlikely that you're going to stay together in college, no matter how close you two are now. College (and what comes after college) is just a very, very different and more independent experience than high school, which leads to you two likely growing apart.
User avatar #123 - skorpius (07/12/2012) [-]
I know what you are saying, and I don't want to sound like a dumb little kid, but you're wrong. I know that's probably how it works with most couples, and I know I sound like a complete idiot right now, but for us to have worked through so much already I'm almost positive it's a for sure thing.
User avatar #163 - manofparody (07/12/2012) [-]
During the ages of 18-24, the male and female mind change drastically of what they desire most in the opposite sex. This is why so many marriages fail within that time period is because they don't want what they wanted 2 years ago.
User avatar #128 - jakerfv (07/12/2012) [-]
Just sign a prenup or something so don't lose all your shit.


(best wishes though)
User avatar #245 - shamefulhumor (07/12/2012) [-]
His shit includes an Xbox and a twin bed from his parents house.

Kids today man...
#125 - jrondeau (07/12/2012) [-]
Then go for it, but I doubt that you or any couple that does what you're doing is going to work, sorry. Here's a cute pic to cheer you up.
User avatar #127 - skorpius (07/12/2012) [-]
I'm very optimistic and believe it can work. Just like I am about everything I do.
#114 - High School. We are going to college together.  [+] (9 new replies) 07/12/2012 on Well . . . 0
User avatar #118 - jrondeau (07/12/2012) [-]
Then no. You haven't had enough experience yet in your life to make such a huge decision yet and are likely to break up with your girlfriend after you two move in together and discover that life's pretty hard. I strongly recommend you don't go through with marriage because you haven't dealt with real life on your own yet. Also most couples who go to college together tend to break up and realize that going to college just to stay together is actually a very big mistake.

inb4 "you sound just like some dumb adult hurr-durr" and inb4 red thumbs
User avatar #119 - skorpius (07/12/2012) [-]
Actually, it was our parents who encouraged the decision because we work so well together.
User avatar #122 - jrondeau (07/12/2012) [-]
That doesn't mean that it's a good thing to do. The simple truth is that it's highly unlikely that you're going to stay together in college, no matter how close you two are now. College (and what comes after college) is just a very, very different and more independent experience than high school, which leads to you two likely growing apart.
User avatar #123 - skorpius (07/12/2012) [-]
I know what you are saying, and I don't want to sound like a dumb little kid, but you're wrong. I know that's probably how it works with most couples, and I know I sound like a complete idiot right now, but for us to have worked through so much already I'm almost positive it's a for sure thing.
User avatar #163 - manofparody (07/12/2012) [-]
During the ages of 18-24, the male and female mind change drastically of what they desire most in the opposite sex. This is why so many marriages fail within that time period is because they don't want what they wanted 2 years ago.
User avatar #128 - jakerfv (07/12/2012) [-]
Just sign a prenup or something so don't lose all your shit.


(best wishes though)
User avatar #245 - shamefulhumor (07/12/2012) [-]
His shit includes an Xbox and a twin bed from his parents house.

Kids today man...
#125 - jrondeau (07/12/2012) [-]
Then go for it, but I doubt that you or any couple that does what you're doing is going to work, sorry. Here's a cute pic to cheer you up.
User avatar #127 - skorpius (07/12/2012) [-]
I'm very optimistic and believe it can work. Just like I am about everything I do.
#112 - And that's exactly how it's done. 07/11/2012 on Well . . . 0
#105 - I know, I feel the same way. Me and my girlfriend have careful…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2012 on Well . . . 0
#111 - animeartlover (07/11/2012) [-]
I'm waiting for my guy to come back from boot camp so we plan out on housing then make some babies. lol (Mostly the first part)
User avatar #112 - skorpius (07/11/2012) [-]
And that's exactly how it's done.
#99 - Me and my girlfriend (we have been together for several years)…  [+] (15 new replies) 07/11/2012 on Well . . . +12
User avatar #113 - jrondeau (07/12/2012) [-]
Well are you graduating high school or college?
User avatar #114 - skorpius (07/12/2012) [-]
High School. We are going to college together.
User avatar #118 - jrondeau (07/12/2012) [-]
Then no. You haven't had enough experience yet in your life to make such a huge decision yet and are likely to break up with your girlfriend after you two move in together and discover that life's pretty hard. I strongly recommend you don't go through with marriage because you haven't dealt with real life on your own yet. Also most couples who go to college together tend to break up and realize that going to college just to stay together is actually a very big mistake.

inb4 "you sound just like some dumb adult hurr-durr" and inb4 red thumbs
User avatar #119 - skorpius (07/12/2012) [-]
Actually, it was our parents who encouraged the decision because we work so well together.
User avatar #122 - jrondeau (07/12/2012) [-]
That doesn't mean that it's a good thing to do. The simple truth is that it's highly unlikely that you're going to stay together in college, no matter how close you two are now. College (and what comes after college) is just a very, very different and more independent experience than high school, which leads to you two likely growing apart.
User avatar #123 - skorpius (07/12/2012) [-]
I know what you are saying, and I don't want to sound like a dumb little kid, but you're wrong. I know that's probably how it works with most couples, and I know I sound like a complete idiot right now, but for us to have worked through so much already I'm almost positive it's a for sure thing.
User avatar #163 - manofparody (07/12/2012) [-]
During the ages of 18-24, the male and female mind change drastically of what they desire most in the opposite sex. This is why so many marriages fail within that time period is because they don't want what they wanted 2 years ago.
User avatar #128 - jakerfv (07/12/2012) [-]
Just sign a prenup or something so don't lose all your shit.


(best wishes though)
User avatar #245 - shamefulhumor (07/12/2012) [-]
His shit includes an Xbox and a twin bed from his parents house.

Kids today man...
#125 - jrondeau (07/12/2012) [-]
Then go for it, but I doubt that you or any couple that does what you're doing is going to work, sorry. Here's a cute pic to cheer you up.
User avatar #127 - skorpius (07/12/2012) [-]
I'm very optimistic and believe it can work. Just like I am about everything I do.
User avatar #104 - animeartlover (07/11/2012) [-]
i'm talking about 14 teen year girls having kids and saying they are married.

Also, seven girls i know, that were in 12th grade or after graduation, had kids.

I hate the dumb girls who don't think and make their life worst then it really needs to be. People who don't plan things out till they get older. Believe me, i know what you mean.... and i'm not pointing the finger at guys.
User avatar #105 - skorpius (07/11/2012) [-]
I know, I feel the same way. Me and my girlfriend have carefully planned what will happen in the next year or so and are still in the process of planning. We won't have kids till we get an ACTUAL place and ACTUAL jobs that we will have for life.
#111 - animeartlover (07/11/2012) [-]
I'm waiting for my guy to come back from boot camp so we plan out on housing then make some babies. lol (Mostly the first part)
User avatar #112 - skorpius (07/11/2012) [-]
And that's exactly how it's done.
#287 - Everything went better than expected! 07/11/2012 on Awesome Pokemon Facts #2! 0
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#287 - skorpius (07/11/2012) [-]
Everything went better than expected!
#145 - Picture 07/11/2012 on Black Girls +3
#494 - No, This is Jesus fucking Christ. 07/11/2012 on The Question +5
#337 - Well, I'm not watching tv because I'm on the internigger. 07/09/2012 on oh /b/ +3
#276 - By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Worvan, you are awesome. 07/09/2012 on Snape 0
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#602 - wheel (07/05/2012) [-]
I've waited so long to put that...
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#321 - **skorpius rolls 83** 07/04/2012 on omg 0
#34 - I'm tired of your petty intellect. That is not what trolls are…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2012 on Who Amon really is. +1
#37 - nerothefox (06/30/2012) [-]
#32 - I only responded. The point of a troll is to annoy or anger, a… 06/30/2012 on Who Amon really is. +1
#30 - I know what the point of the exercise was. It was just a horri… 06/30/2012 on Who Amon really is. +1
#28 - How so? I have not posted on every front page post saying &quo… 06/30/2012 on Who Amon really is. +1
#26 - Thank you! 06/30/2012 on Who Amon really is. 0
#23 - It only proves my point. 06/30/2012 on Who Amon really is. 0
#22 - You're*  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2012 on Who Amon really is. 0
User avatar #23 - skorpius (06/30/2012) [-]
It only proves my point.
#20 - Yes, you're very retarded 06/30/2012 on Who Amon really is. +1
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