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skorpius

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Date Signed Up:4/10/2012
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#18 - AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2015 on da bae +13
#30 - studbeefpile (08/04/2015) [-]
#16 - I'm not alone in my pregnant fetish.  [+] (26 new replies) 08/04/2015 on reminds me of quagmire and... +15
#33 - alcoholicsemen (08/04/2015) [-]
if she hot and pregnant then she a hot pregnant lady
my penis says its a go
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#20 - jiltist (08/04/2015) [-]
I remember reading a neotare doujin where a guy rapes a woman until she's pregnant. And then he shoves his penis so deep into her spent pussy that he penetrates the cervix and forces his cock into the unborn baby's mouth who then suckles as an involuntary reaction.
#119 - defski (08/04/2015) [-]
#114 - anon (08/04/2015) [-]
It's Mai-chan's Daily Life all over again.
#115 - anon (08/04/2015) [-]
That was supposed to be a video with sound and everything.
Fucking hell, admin. Get your shit together.
#113 - keeganlars (08/04/2015) [-]
Ok i think you are done posting for a while
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#96 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/04/2015) [-]
wait what, did he get her pregnant and rape his baby in the same round?
#92 - furiousmarshmellow (08/04/2015) [-]
NO
#90 - anon (08/04/2015) [-]
#74 - tastywater (08/04/2015) [-]
source. now.
#62 - bonlino (08/04/2015) [-]
#60 - zafara (08/04/2015) [-]
That writer.
#56 - mrfloop (08/04/2015) [-]
#55 - concetrationcamp (08/04/2015) [-]
**concetrationcamp used "*roll picture*"**
**concetrationcamp rolled image** also you need a reaallyyyy long dong to penetrate the cervix. Most women can take over 10 inches when aroused.
#54 - concetrationcamp (08/04/2015) [-]
**concetrationcamp used "*roll picture*"**
**concetrationcamp rolled image** that was very interesting, tell me more
#48 - kristovsky (08/04/2015) [-]
#44 - unfitninjuh (08/04/2015) [-]
#43 - ffinfinity (08/04/2015) [-]
What the fuck did i just read
#34 - anon (08/04/2015) [-]
sauce?
#50 - imjared (08/04/2015) [-]
get help
#29 - asphyxioautasmo (08/04/2015) [-]
Knowing Japan, this would be the baby.
#26 - privilege (08/04/2015) [-]
So... Do you remember the source or not?...
#93 - furiousmarshmellow (08/04/2015) [-]
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#21 - elguso (08/04/2015) [-]
#13 - That's tyresome. Did I do it? Did I do a good?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2015 on Candada +3
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#14 - fatminion (08/04/2015) [-]
heu heu heu heu you did well, great padown on a sidenote, I wrote a song called "tyred whorehouse" about the evils of Canadian churches
#19 - Too real.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2015 on Summer Sicks +79
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#142 - hattheifbatman (08/03/2015) [-]
Ha
Now I'm sad
#26 - Those bitches! I also had a Gengar toy that got chewed u…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2015 on Pokemon +1
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#27 - VincentKing (08/02/2015) [-]
I know how you feel about favourites. My list also includes Arcanine, Wooper, and Poliwag long story short, I had a silver file with a butt-tonne of shinies without knowing what shinies were. Poliwag was the first one I noticed (he had an everstone) and my brother pointed out the sparkles though I think the list grows with every generation.

In XY, my party 'mascot' was a ditto with its hidden ability. That this pissed off so many people since I could essentially use 2 mega pokemon.
#24 - I just hate going against them. Getting poisoned is just a nui…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/02/2015 on Pokemon 0
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#25 - VincentKing (08/02/2015) [-]
I love the Poison species as a whole, but my main one that I love is Nidoking. Whenever there is a game that allows me to get through playing normally, I will tend to get one. Sad story behind it though so be warned when I was in grade 2, I saved up my pocket money, which was $2 a week, to get a pack of small pokemon toys. Nidoking was my favourite back then as well, and I had the toy with me all the time. 3 girls from my class stole it from me during lunch time, and eventually threw it over a fence into someones yard (who had a massive dog in it) and I never got it back.
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#26 - skorpius (08/02/2015) [-]
Those bitches! I also had a Gengar toy that got chewed up by my dog and I was pretty devastated.

Nidoking is pretty fucking cool though! He's definitely one of my favorite poison types, next to Gengar. I have so many favorites, it's hard to pick one as my absolute favorite. I would say Poliwhirl because he was my first Pokemon card (and he always stood out to me) and frogs are one of my favorite animals. I didn't like Poliwrath much because his overall design didn't change much (besides some muscles and angry eyes). But I really like Politoad.
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#27 - VincentKing (08/02/2015) [-]
I know how you feel about favourites. My list also includes Arcanine, Wooper, and Poliwag long story short, I had a silver file with a butt-tonne of shinies without knowing what shinies were. Poliwag was the first one I noticed (he had an everstone) and my brother pointed out the sparkles though I think the list grows with every generation.

In XY, my party 'mascot' was a ditto with its hidden ability. That this pissed off so many people since I could essentially use 2 mega pokemon.
#18 - It's true. I mainly like him because I despise poison types an…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/02/2015 on Pokemon +3
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#22 - VincentKing (08/02/2015) [-]
Why don't you like poison types? They are awesome despite having lower stats than other types
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#24 - skorpius (08/02/2015) [-]
I just hate going against them. Getting poisoned is just a nuisance. But I don't mind having a poison types. Hell, Gengar is one of my favorite pokemon and he's part poison.

I've also taught Toxic to my shiny Umbreon (whom I adore)
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#25 - VincentKing (08/02/2015) [-]
I love the Poison species as a whole, but my main one that I love is Nidoking. Whenever there is a game that allows me to get through playing normally, I will tend to get one. Sad story behind it though so be warned when I was in grade 2, I saved up my pocket money, which was $2 a week, to get a pack of small pokemon toys. Nidoking was my favourite back then as well, and I had the toy with me all the time. 3 girls from my class stole it from me during lunch time, and eventually threw it over a fence into someones yard (who had a massive dog in it) and I never got it back.
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#26 - skorpius (08/02/2015) [-]
Those bitches! I also had a Gengar toy that got chewed up by my dog and I was pretty devastated.

Nidoking is pretty fucking cool though! He's definitely one of my favorite poison types, next to Gengar. I have so many favorites, it's hard to pick one as my absolute favorite. I would say Poliwhirl because he was my first Pokemon card (and he always stood out to me) and frogs are one of my favorite animals. I didn't like Poliwrath much because his overall design didn't change much (besides some muscles and angry eyes). But I really like Politoad.
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#27 - VincentKing (08/02/2015) [-]
I know how you feel about favourites. My list also includes Arcanine, Wooper, and Poliwag long story short, I had a silver file with a butt-tonne of shinies without knowing what shinies were. Poliwag was the first one I noticed (he had an everstone) and my brother pointed out the sparkles though I think the list grows with every generation.

In XY, my party 'mascot' was a ditto with its hidden ability. That this pissed off so many people since I could essentially use 2 mega pokemon.
#1 - Picture 08/01/2015 on SO FUCKIN HYPE +10
#6 - Empoleon is best start of that gen. Why pick an…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/01/2015 on Pokemon +11
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#28 - iceguy (08/02/2015) [-]
because you can have a grass/ground

torterra nigga
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#72 - kameken (08/03/2015) [-]
I also hate resisting water and living through ice attacks.
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#14 - kameken (08/02/2015) [-]
>Water/Steel

>Lose resistance to fire, gain one to fighting

Way to choose the one starter that's weak to both its counterparts, faggot.

Still joking
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#18 - skorpius (08/02/2015) [-]
It's true. I mainly like him because I despise poison types and he gains a resistance to it.

And I like the way he looks.

But really, it's all about preference for many people. I'm not huge on competitive, I just play for fun.
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#22 - VincentKing (08/02/2015) [-]
Why don't you like poison types? They are awesome despite having lower stats than other types
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#24 - skorpius (08/02/2015) [-]
I just hate going against them. Getting poisoned is just a nuisance. But I don't mind having a poison types. Hell, Gengar is one of my favorite pokemon and he's part poison.

I've also taught Toxic to my shiny Umbreon (whom I adore)
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#25 - VincentKing (08/02/2015) [-]
I love the Poison species as a whole, but my main one that I love is Nidoking. Whenever there is a game that allows me to get through playing normally, I will tend to get one. Sad story behind it though so be warned when I was in grade 2, I saved up my pocket money, which was $2 a week, to get a pack of small pokemon toys. Nidoking was my favourite back then as well, and I had the toy with me all the time. 3 girls from my class stole it from me during lunch time, and eventually threw it over a fence into someones yard (who had a massive dog in it) and I never got it back.
User avatar
#26 - skorpius (08/02/2015) [-]
Those bitches! I also had a Gengar toy that got chewed up by my dog and I was pretty devastated.

Nidoking is pretty fucking cool though! He's definitely one of my favorite poison types, next to Gengar. I have so many favorites, it's hard to pick one as my absolute favorite. I would say Poliwhirl because he was my first Pokemon card (and he always stood out to me) and frogs are one of my favorite animals. I didn't like Poliwrath much because his overall design didn't change much (besides some muscles and angry eyes). But I really like Politoad.
User avatar
#27 - VincentKing (08/02/2015) [-]
I know how you feel about favourites. My list also includes Arcanine, Wooper, and Poliwag long story short, I had a silver file with a butt-tonne of shinies without knowing what shinies were. Poliwag was the first one I noticed (he had an everstone) and my brother pointed out the sparkles though I think the list grows with every generation.

In XY, my party 'mascot' was a ditto with its hidden ability. That this pissed off so many people since I could essentially use 2 mega pokemon.
#20 - MY BRAAAAND 08/01/2015 on What's in your mystery box? 0