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#606478 - I basically posted this on the other one too, but here it goes…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #606480 - nomora (06/23/2014) [-]
So what do you do in the case of genderless Pokemon then?
User avatar #606482 - skorpius (06/23/2014) [-]
Nothing, since they're supposed to be genderless. Just like Golurk, or ditto, it just kinda makes sense that they are genderless, I guess.
User avatar #606484 - nomora (06/23/2014) [-]
And other Pokemon are supposed to be of two genders as well, so what's the difference?
User avatar #606487 - skorpius (06/23/2014) [-]
Well it's just the way I think. If I see a female Eevee or female/male Togekiss, I think about it and say "that makes sense." But If I see a female Trevenant, or a male Gardevoir, it doesn't make as much sense to me and then I start thinking about it and stop thinking about my game. I'm all for gender equality and LGBTQ (Hell, I'm a Musical Theatre major) but it's my own selfish issues.
User avatar #606488 - nomora (06/23/2014) [-]
Why not just stop thinking then? It's not too hard.
User avatar #606492 - skorpius (06/23/2014) [-]
As somebody with Autism, it's not that simple. In fact, that is the hardest thing for me to do. I start thinking about how it shouldn't be that way, then I start thinking about why I think that way, and how it's selfish and sexist to think that way, sand in the end I just make myself feel bad about it. Again, my own selfish reasons. I don't mean to offend anyone. If you feel I am disrespecting, I apologize.
User avatar #606494 - nomora (06/23/2014) [-]
I got Asperger's and ADD myself, find it easy as hell to shut off my thoughts.
User avatar #606495 - skorpius (06/23/2014) [-]
Well, I don't find it that easy. I'm very good at making myself feel bad for very very tiny things (like this).
#606476 - I was playing Pokemon X doing the Mesuda Method for a Shiny Ph…  [+] (26 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #606510 - gongthehawkeye (06/23/2014) [-]
You know, I can see the whole Pokemon being specific genders thing, I even do it myself sometimes.
For example, I'd rather have a male Aegislash or female Dragonite. I dunno, it just looks better. Weird because it doesn't affect gameplay, but ehh.
Also I have a shiny Luxray if you want it.
User avatar #606520 - skorpius (06/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, exactly! Thats how I feel. Anyways, yeah, that sounds awesome if you don't mind!
User avatar #606567 - gongthehawkeye (06/23/2014) [-]
Actually, take the Togepi.
It's a better deal
User avatar #606581 - skorpius (06/23/2014) [-]
Well thanks anyways!
User avatar #606483 - makotoitou (06/23/2014) [-]
what u want for it?
User avatar #606490 - skorpius (06/23/2014) [-]
I'm not sure, as I wasn't expecting this to happen. Do you have any shines? if not, what would you be willing to trade for it?
User avatar #606491 - makotoitou (06/23/2014) [-]
i got some for trade, looking for any?
User avatar #606493 - skorpius (06/23/2014) [-]
Hm, I was looking for Shinx and Togepi, but I was looking for others as well. What do you have?
User avatar #606562 - elitefourcaitlin (06/23/2014) [-]
ive got a shiny Togepi with 6 IVs and Serene Grace
User avatar #606580 - skorpius (06/23/2014) [-]
That sounds awesome! My Phantump only has 3 perfect IV's though, you still want it?
User avatar #606689 - elitefourcaitlin (06/24/2014) [-]
i can clone it so its no problem
User avatar #606479 - supertanto (06/23/2014) [-]
fucking cis scum
User avatar #606481 - skorpius (06/23/2014) [-]
Wat
User avatar #606486 - wannabepokemonfan (06/23/2014) [-]
Cisgender and cissexual (often abbreviated to simply cis) describe related types of gender identity where an individual's experience of their own gender matches the sex they were assigned at birth.
User avatar #606489 - skorpius (06/23/2014) [-]
Ah, ok. It's not that I don't think pokemon can't be females, in fact, a very large majority of the Pokemon I can see as females and even some I think only work as females, but I just don't see Trevenant as a female. Again, it's my own selfish reasons.
User avatar #606485 - supertanto (06/23/2014) [-]
Die Cis Scum check your privilege
User avatar #606477 - nomora (06/23/2014) [-]
...Why does the gender matter?
User avatar #606478 - skorpius (06/23/2014) [-]
I basically posted this on the other one too, but here it goes.
It doesn't, it is simply my own issues. I have this weird thing where if a Pokemon I can't imagine as a certain gender actually is that gender, it bugs me and I don't stop thinking about it. I realize how sexist this is, but this is a way of taking me out of the emersion of my game. I know it's stupid, but that's just the way I feel. No offense to anyone of a different mindset. I'm not saying all Pokemon should be males (actually I prefer some as females too) but it's just my own problems.
User avatar #606480 - nomora (06/23/2014) [-]
So what do you do in the case of genderless Pokemon then?
User avatar #606482 - skorpius (06/23/2014) [-]
Nothing, since they're supposed to be genderless. Just like Golurk, or ditto, it just kinda makes sense that they are genderless, I guess.
User avatar #606484 - nomora (06/23/2014) [-]
And other Pokemon are supposed to be of two genders as well, so what's the difference?
User avatar #606487 - skorpius (06/23/2014) [-]
Well it's just the way I think. If I see a female Eevee or female/male Togekiss, I think about it and say "that makes sense." But If I see a female Trevenant, or a male Gardevoir, it doesn't make as much sense to me and then I start thinking about it and stop thinking about my game. I'm all for gender equality and LGBTQ (Hell, I'm a Musical Theatre major) but it's my own selfish issues.
User avatar #606488 - nomora (06/23/2014) [-]
Why not just stop thinking then? It's not too hard.
User avatar #606492 - skorpius (06/23/2014) [-]
As somebody with Autism, it's not that simple. In fact, that is the hardest thing for me to do. I start thinking about how it shouldn't be that way, then I start thinking about why I think that way, and how it's selfish and sexist to think that way, sand in the end I just make myself feel bad about it. Again, my own selfish reasons. I don't mean to offend anyone. If you feel I am disrespecting, I apologize.
User avatar #606494 - nomora (06/23/2014) [-]
I got Asperger's and ADD myself, find it easy as hell to shut off my thoughts.
User avatar #606495 - skorpius (06/23/2014) [-]
Well, I don't find it that easy. I'm very good at making myself feel bad for very very tiny things (like this).
#978529 - Ah. I'll post this there anyways just in case. 06/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#978521 - There's a Pokemon board? **** , I learn new things…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #978526 - volero (06/23/2014) [-]
Ye. But it's a ded shit hole.
User avatar #978529 - skorpius (06/23/2014) [-]
Ah. I'll post this there anyways just in case.
#978518 - Yeah, I can see that. I don't mind Phantump as a girl, but I j… 06/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#978511 - It does not, it is simply my own issues. I have this weird thi…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #978514 - nefarian (06/23/2014) [-]
I know how you feel. I don't like pokemons like Machamp as female, although I see no problem with it when it's a stump. The one thing that really bothers me is the nature.
User avatar #978518 - skorpius (06/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, I can see that. I don't mind Phantump as a girl, but I just can't see a female Trevenant. Pokemon like Togepi and Eevee I can see both ways (I actually have a Shiny Umbreon, and was slightly disappointed when it wasn't a girl, but I didn't care at all.)
#978507 - I was playing Pokemon X doing the Mesuda Method for a Shiny Ph…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #978517 - volero (06/23/2014) [-]
Venipede, 5 IV's, Adamant nature.
You could go to Pokemon board. They dupe for all their Pokemon and could give you something better.
User avatar #978521 - skorpius (06/23/2014) [-]
There's a Pokemon board? Shit, I learn new things everyday.
User avatar #978526 - volero (06/23/2014) [-]
Ye. But it's a ded shit hole.
User avatar #978529 - skorpius (06/23/2014) [-]
Ah. I'll post this there anyways just in case.
User avatar #978510 - nefarian (06/23/2014) [-]
I fail to see the problem with the gender. It doesn't change its look significantly.
User avatar #978511 - skorpius (06/23/2014) [-]
It does not, it is simply my own issues. I have this weird thing where if a Pokemon I can't imagine as a certain gender actually is that gender, it bugs me and I don't stop thinking about it. I realize how sexist this is, but this is a way of taking me out of the emersion of my game. I know it's stupid, but that's just the way I feel. No offense to anyone of a different mindset.
User avatar #978514 - nefarian (06/23/2014) [-]
I know how you feel. I don't like pokemons like Machamp as female, although I see no problem with it when it's a stump. The one thing that really bothers me is the nature.
User avatar #978518 - skorpius (06/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, I can see that. I don't mind Phantump as a girl, but I just can't see a female Trevenant. Pokemon like Togepi and Eevee I can see both ways (I actually have a Shiny Umbreon, and was slightly disappointed when it wasn't a girl, but I didn't care at all.)
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