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skorpius

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#25 - Picture 02/26/2015 on Skillful Dog +2
#149 - You can get the last season on Dubbedonline. It has it all (ma…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on Anime Facts Compilation... 0
#151 - batmansbong (02/25/2015) [-]
i mostly just use animefreak. i just picked up where i left off and it literally had so much context that if Netflix stopped there i wouldve been pleased
#6 - Picture 02/25/2015 on Cat sleep in box 0
#27 - For me it goes: G1: Charmander I would norm… 02/25/2015 on Terrific Firestarters 0
#61 - I just finished watching Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood (I h…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Anime Facts Compilation... +9
#145 - batmansbong (02/25/2015) [-]
i tried watching it on Netflix but its missing like 13 episodes so i've never seen the ending for like 3 years
User avatar #149 - skorpius (02/25/2015) [-]
You can get the last season on Dubbedonline. It has it all (maybe not in a particularly good quality, but it's watchable).
#151 - batmansbong (02/25/2015) [-]
i mostly just use animefreak. i just picked up where i left off and it literally had so much context that if Netflix stopped there i wouldve been pleased
#91 - It's funny though, because everyone talks about how "hard…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on Boss Fight +2
User avatar #121 - huffe (02/25/2015) [-]
it is a fairly simple game, i'll give you that. easy though? i dunno, putting all the things you've learned together, and getting over your fear can be pretty hard at times.

what i really think makes it a great game, is the sheer amount of ways you can win.
you can slap on kirk armor and literally roll your way to NG+
#86 - I Love me some god damn Dark Souls. Something about g…  [+] (11 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Boss Fight +8
#131 - summerbreeze (02/25/2015) [-]
exactly
User avatar #107 - wedgehead (02/25/2015) [-]
99% fair.
Never will I call the two archers on Anor Londos roofwalk or the Bed Of Chaos fair.

By the way, anyone got an idea how to make a nice halberd?
Best things I have are a lightening gargoyle halberd, which doesn't scale, or a giant halberd which scales, but has bad upgrades.
#124 - seatherten (02/25/2015) [-]
BKH black knight halberd for the win
User avatar #125 - wedgehead (02/25/2015) [-]
Meh, that one is weak in my opinion.
#127 - seatherten (02/25/2015) [-]
Sorry what you said? I couldn't hear you over my highest base damage for halberds.

But if you want something with lower base damage and higher scaling plus looking cool i recommend Titanite Dick Pole with some magic up in this bitch. With a golden rule of 3 Dicks on scaling just so you can be a battle mage and impress ladies.
User avatar #120 - huffe (02/25/2015) [-]
for archers, learn to parry. for bed of chaos: www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZ0csuFo5vY

for hally's, you could get the scythe from the very bottom of sen's near the second titanite demon. same moveset as gargoyle's hally but much better scaling in DEX.
you could also go with the lucerne if you have more of a quality build, if you don't mind the slightly slower swings
User avatar #122 - wedgehead (02/25/2015) [-]
Uhm, I don't really need help with the archers or the Bed Of Chaos. I just wanted to mention that those passages are not difficult, but simply unfair.

And yes, I already thought about upgrading the scythe.
Good to hear from you that it is strong.
User avatar #123 - huffe (02/25/2015) [-]
trust me, the bed of chaos strat makes that fight unfair for the boss, not you.

scythe is my favorite weapon. better than the great scythe IMO
#87 - megayoming (02/25/2015) [-]
Everything you have said has penetrated my inner being.
#91 - skorpius (02/25/2015) [-]
It's funny though, because everyone talks about how "hard" the game is, but to me it is actually incredibly simple. You move, roll, backstep, jump, and can use items, and you have a light attack, heavy attack, lunge attack, backstab, and some spells if you want (they aren't necessary at all), and that's really it. Nothing too hard to grasp beyond that, but enemies are simply as powerful as you, if not more powerful. It takes the very simple combat controls (with slight platforming in rare occasions) and shows what you, and enemies can do, and it puts you into situations that may have the odds stacked against you, but you use your basic tools to get you out of those situations using your intuitive knowledge of learning their attack patterns and discovering the best time to strike. It is (in my opinion) the best representation of combat outside of actual combat, because it makes you learn how each different opponent fights and lets you analyze the situation yourself. There is no absolute definitive way you MUST play the game, it is about player experience. And THAT is what makes a good fucking game.
User avatar #121 - huffe (02/25/2015) [-]
it is a fairly simple game, i'll give you that. easy though? i dunno, putting all the things you've learned together, and getting over your fear can be pretty hard at times.

what i really think makes it a great game, is the sheer amount of ways you can win.
you can slap on kirk armor and literally roll your way to NG+
#84 - Sounds like Dark Souls to me. Just not an MMORPG.  [+] (13 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Boss Fight +32
#85 - megayoming (02/25/2015) [-]
#86 - skorpius (02/25/2015) [-]
I Love me some god damn Dark Souls.

Something about games today just really pisses me off. Whether it's a boring money grab, or hand holding nintendo game, I really just want a game that makes me pour hours of time into it and for it to treat me like a fucking adult. Dark Souls does that. It can be hard at points, but ultimately it is a FAIR experience that requires time and dedication to master, and then it becomes truly fun. It reminds me of the old Castlevania games (before they became Metroid-vania). This is what a 3D Castlevania SHOULD be. In fact, Dark Souls is a game other games should strive to be like.

TL;DR: Dark Souls is the best.
#131 - summerbreeze (02/25/2015) [-]
exactly
User avatar #107 - wedgehead (02/25/2015) [-]
99% fair.
Never will I call the two archers on Anor Londos roofwalk or the Bed Of Chaos fair.

By the way, anyone got an idea how to make a nice halberd?
Best things I have are a lightening gargoyle halberd, which doesn't scale, or a giant halberd which scales, but has bad upgrades.
#124 - seatherten (02/25/2015) [-]
BKH black knight halberd for the win
User avatar #125 - wedgehead (02/25/2015) [-]
Meh, that one is weak in my opinion.
#127 - seatherten (02/25/2015) [-]
Sorry what you said? I couldn't hear you over my highest base damage for halberds.

But if you want something with lower base damage and higher scaling plus looking cool i recommend Titanite Dick Pole with some magic up in this bitch. With a golden rule of 3 Dicks on scaling just so you can be a battle mage and impress ladies.
User avatar #120 - huffe (02/25/2015) [-]
for archers, learn to parry. for bed of chaos: www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZ0csuFo5vY

for hally's, you could get the scythe from the very bottom of sen's near the second titanite demon. same moveset as gargoyle's hally but much better scaling in DEX.
you could also go with the lucerne if you have more of a quality build, if you don't mind the slightly slower swings
User avatar #122 - wedgehead (02/25/2015) [-]
Uhm, I don't really need help with the archers or the Bed Of Chaos. I just wanted to mention that those passages are not difficult, but simply unfair.

And yes, I already thought about upgrading the scythe.
Good to hear from you that it is strong.
User avatar #123 - huffe (02/25/2015) [-]
trust me, the bed of chaos strat makes that fight unfair for the boss, not you.

scythe is my favorite weapon. better than the great scythe IMO
#87 - megayoming (02/25/2015) [-]
Everything you have said has penetrated my inner being.
#91 - skorpius (02/25/2015) [-]
It's funny though, because everyone talks about how "hard" the game is, but to me it is actually incredibly simple. You move, roll, backstep, jump, and can use items, and you have a light attack, heavy attack, lunge attack, backstab, and some spells if you want (they aren't necessary at all), and that's really it. Nothing too hard to grasp beyond that, but enemies are simply as powerful as you, if not more powerful. It takes the very simple combat controls (with slight platforming in rare occasions) and shows what you, and enemies can do, and it puts you into situations that may have the odds stacked against you, but you use your basic tools to get you out of those situations using your intuitive knowledge of learning their attack patterns and discovering the best time to strike. It is (in my opinion) the best representation of combat outside of actual combat, because it makes you learn how each different opponent fights and lets you analyze the situation yourself. There is no absolute definitive way you MUST play the game, it is about player experience. And THAT is what makes a good fucking game.
User avatar #121 - huffe (02/25/2015) [-]
it is a fairly simple game, i'll give you that. easy though? i dunno, putting all the things you've learned together, and getting over your fear can be pretty hard at times.

what i really think makes it a great game, is the sheer amount of ways you can win.
you can slap on kirk armor and literally roll your way to NG+
#28 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2015 on Youtube comp +2
User avatar #32 - blackdaddy (02/23/2015) [-]
Where was that originally from again?
User avatar #39 - thegrimpoe (02/23/2015) [-]
I think it was a shapeshifter porn comic that someone shopped
#51 - It actually was one of the few anime that I enjoyed every sing… 02/21/2015 on 2+2+1+6+1 0

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User avatar #72 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
User avatar #2 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
boop
#3 to #2 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
Hello. Why did you boop me?
User avatar #66 to #3 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
>Not bringing your dogs to class with you
User avatar #67 to #66 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
I ******* wish. We can't have pets in the dorms, and it sucks because I would love to bring my one dog here to stay with me.
User avatar #68 to #67 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
He'd be a massive distraction
User avatar #69 to #68 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
probably, but I live in a single large dorm room by myself, so sometimes it would be nice to have my dog here with me.
User avatar #70 to #69 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
He'd eat up all the space
User avatar #71 to #70 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
She's relatively small. The only real problem would be is that she's very hyperactive so she'd need lots of walks to get her energy down, and I don't really have time to do that.
User avatar #56 to #3 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
I thought Waifuism came with the packaged deal of discovering anime

Its like if anime were a person it cock slaps you and says "Here is your semen devouring cum dumpster"

>I don't want this
>Its free and she's in heat
User avatar #57 to #56 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
I'm not really sure. There's never been one character that stood out for me and made me really fall in love with them. I just enjoy reading an occasional manga here and there and watch the fandoms wreak havoc from afar.
User avatar #58 to #57 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
That's odd picking a waifu is easy

sometimes you can pick multiple waifus but there is always that ONE waifu you cherish whereas the others are just there when you want a change of pace

Guess it depends upon your taste of women. I like vain, sociopathic, greedy women who give no ***** about anyone but themselves
#59 to #58 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
I guess if there is one girl I had to pick That I really liked, it would be Tsuyu Asui from Boku No Hero.

She's a frog lady and she is adorable.
User avatar #60 to #59 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
In a blowjob contest pretty sure your waifu would win because her tounge would do most of the work

Meanwhile mine would rip my dick off with her teeth then spit it somewhere in a garbage can as I bled to death
#61 to #60 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
I don't think I'm really sexually attracted to her, cause she's a character. I just think she's very cute. I want them to go more in depth with her sometime soon.
User avatar #62 to #61 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
So you like qt girls doing qt things
User avatar #63 to #62 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
Pretty much. And she's a frog basically, and I think frogs are awesome. I've actually owned frogs before as a kid.
User avatar #64 to #63 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
I own 2 cats
User avatar #65 to #64 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
I have a cat and 2 dogs back home. I'm at college now, so I don't have them here with me. There awesome though.
User avatar #48 to #3 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
GOOD

Keep watching Gravity Falls. Gravity Falls is ******* hilarious and even tho Soos is a ******* idiot...he is still leagues smarter than Korra

In fact in a game of intelligence I am damn well certain Soos could figure out basic **** faster than Korra because Korra will get frustrated after 3 seconds and then proceed to do what she normally does and punch her problem to death
User avatar #49 to #48 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
I want to watch more of that definitely. What are your favorite shows?
User avatar #50 to #49 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
Not Korra. Not anymore. Asami is the only good thing about that show

Gravity Falls which I still need to finish. I took a hiatus after the "Giffany" episode

Elementary which is the US version to BBC's sherlock a show I also need to finish

Lost, Person of Interest, House, 24
User avatar #51 to #50 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
Actually, I really like HIMYM

Is that bad?
#52 to #51 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
I don't see why. Its a by the books comedy

I'm not gonna hate you if you like Big Bang Theory or some **** your taste is your taste it would take a lot out of me to call you **** on anything

You have a waifu?
User avatar #53 to #52 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
I ******* hate Big Bang Theory. I just like HIMYM cause the writing is very well thought out and everybody in the cast and crew seems like they have a fun time. I do not have a waifu of any sort. Although, a great manga I have been reading lately is called Boku No Hero (My Hero Academy) and It's ******* awesome.
User avatar #54 to #53 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
>Boku No Hero

That is one word off from a red flag my friend
User avatar #55 to #54 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
Hahaha yes, the title makes it sound like Boku no Pico, but it is not porn of any sort. It is a relatively new manga that has actually been getting into the number 1 spot recently in Japan. It only has about 27 chapters translated so far, but it's ******* awesome. It's about how everyone is born with a super power special to them(called "quirks") and it's about a boy who becomes a hero despite the fact that he has no powers at all. It's really good so far.
#36 to #3 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
She is a goddamn idiot! Holy **** Bryan and Mike made her stupid on purpose. They KNEW Tumblr would love her regardless because "Brown skinned fit female protagonist"

Also ********* who're into fit chicks like Korra because "Holy **** those muscles"

Korra has the IQ of a ******* BRICK.

>How do I solve this problem? I tried punching it. I tried Punching it harder.
>...LETS PUNCH IT AGAIN

I swear to god all of my money is going into my "pissing off tumblr" project
User avatar #37 to #36 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
I would need to watch the show to truly judge her character, but I understand the complaints from what I know of the show.
User avatar #38 to #37 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
Also you aren't wrong in saying Asami is attractive as **** but there are more Korra lovers than Asami lovers

Asami is a very wealthy woman. Her father gave her his entire fortune after he got busted for a terrorist attack that backfired

Asami also has issues...She watched her mom get burn to ashes at the age of 8. She watched a terrorist group kill her father and since this show suffers from horrible writing she just deals with it

In actuality this woman she be a ******* ball of mixed emotions right now ranging from rising anger, vengeance, extreme violence, and homicidal depression. She should not be remotely happy right now
User avatar #39 to #38 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
I think that's the complaint I heard the most, is that they had all these very cool side characters that were way more interesting than Korra, and they all got ****** over in the end. That just ******* sucks and is complete ******** . You should always have at least one episode entirely about one of the main side characters that fully explains their character.
User avatar #40 to #39 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
Its like if Korra were a sentient character she just looks down upon her 3 "friends" and says "See that title? Does it ******* say Legend of Bolin? Legend of Mako? Legend of Sato?"

>N-No

>EXACTLY!

**** you Korra. I'm glad Bryan and Mike are never allowed to work on anything Avatar related ever again. Thank you based Nick for kicking those asshole out of the developer room
User avatar #41 to #40 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
Is that why Korra ended or was it that they were just done with the project?
User avatar #42 to #41 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
Multiple different reasons

1- Airbender the show that came before Korra was a ******* money ******** Machine. Spongebob was dropping in ratings because Airbender was THAT addicting

Nick shat a brick on how much money this show was making and gave Bryan and Mike all the power and money they needed to make Korra as good as Airbender

Did it work? ...Kind of. The loyal fans of the show stayed because we're battered wives and when Legend of Waifus showed us what happens when you make bad writing as bad as possible its like staying to watch a train wreck

It also doesn't help this show aired on 8 PM...on a FRIDAY NIGHT
User avatar #43 to #42 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
I remember I actually really liked Airbender. I know I need to rewatch that, because it has been forever and I don't remember a thing from it.
User avatar #44 to #43 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
Airbender ends on a satisfying if not a Deus Ex Machina of a note

Regardless Deus Ex Machina or not **** was ******* hilariously epic. Literally ripping someone's bending ability out thru his ******* forehead then Aang is like "You can't bend anymore. You ain't **** "

Then you look at how Korra ends...and how Tumblr is crying tears of joy that their muscle bound idiot waifu won by punching **** ...and Asami is still a ******* useless character

and then I started drinking.
User avatar #45 to #44 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
And then they end up together...
User avatar #46 to #45 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
Tumblr pushing agendas...

I'm just gonna tel you right now...don't ever watch this show. Because Tumblr is hijacking the **** out of it it's THERE show now

Just like how Adventure Time became their show as well

This is why I make comics...and drink

Because shockingly enough it gets Tumblr's attention and Tumblr actually starts to hate me
User avatar #47 to #46 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
I ******* hate adventure time. I actually really like Gravity Falls. Everytime I watch it, it makes me happy. I will never watch Korra though, I'll never get around to it, and I've heard enough **** about it to make me not want to watch it.
#18 to #3 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
I'm hungry I want some food

and liquor
User avatar #19 to #18 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
I want these things as well, though I had Taco Bell, so I'm not super hungry. I'm 20, so the alcohol is hard to obtain still.
#20 to #19 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
I want Vodka/Milk and French Fries
I want Vodka/Milk and French Fries
User avatar #21 to #20 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
Is In-N-Out still open right now? That **** is awesome.
#22 to #21 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
I'm an expert when it comes to fries

In and Out Fries are like chalk
User avatar #23 to #22 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
That's true, but the burgers are good, and their milkshakes are pretty damn good to. For the prices anyway.
#24 to #23 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
KFC and 5 Guys are the best fries

Jack in the Box comes next followed by Carls
User avatar #25 to #24 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
KFC has fries??
#26 to #25 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
***** so good thick too
User avatar #27 to #26 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
IS that only in Cali? I don't remember them having fries before.
#28 to #27 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
Just ask for a box of Potato Wedges **** tastes so good
User avatar #29 to #28 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
I'll do it next time I go. I ******* love fries. It's one of the few places we have here in Ellensburg.
#30 to #29 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
There are many things I love

My waifu

Fries

Vodka/Milk

Financial domination
User avatar #31 to #30 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
I'm guessing Asami is your waifu? Just a wild guess.
#32 to #31 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
You know one day Tumblr is gonna find all my artwork and do their damndest to kill me

There are no word how much I hate Korra

Seriously...she's imaginary. She isn't real but that fact she even exists as a thought angers me greatly

I have ****** 4 women....and yet I find sex boring as all ****
User avatar #33 to #32 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
Wait, I'm confused. Do you like Asami and hate Korra, or just hate all of Korra?
#34 to #33 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
>Korra the show

Disappointments and dropped balls everywhere. Watching the show is like watching bad fanfiction that suddenly got brought up by Nick executives

>Korra the character

I want her to die. You ever hate a character so badly you literally drink....for 4 days straight because she angers you this badly...All that vodka and I can still hear her voice.

>Asami

She is all I ever think about ever. And Tumblr ruined her. Holy **** I wanted to cry I am so pathetic
User avatar #35 to #34 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
I never watched the show, but I know it has a huge fanbase. I do think Asami is a very ******* attractive character (that said, I do not have any waifu of any sort, and don't watch anime or shows like Korra). I have seen a lot of hate for Korra though.
User avatar #4 to #3 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
Because i'm bored as **** and looking for conversation
User avatar #5 to #4 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
I can get behind that logic. I'm also bored as **** . How are you (besides bored)? Where did you find me?
User avatar #6 to #5 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
FJ Randomizer

An App I created that allows me to roll profiles and then I go from there
User avatar #7 to #6 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
That is actually really cool. Am I the first person you talked to or was it just commenting on a bunch of peoples profiles?
User avatar #8 to #7 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
I think I have successfully commented on 200 profiles yours being #200
User avatar #9 to #8 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
Well, then I feel pretty special. Where are you from?
User avatar #10 to #9 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
Santa Rosa California
User avatar #11 to #10 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
Wow, I have a couple friends from Cali. I'm from Washington, currently in the middle of butt **** nowhere (also known as Ellensburg) at CWU.
User avatar #12 to #11 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
Doesn't Washington get **** tons of Rain and Sleet?
User avatar #13 to #12 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
Rain? Yes. Sleet? Occasionally. Some places get more rain than others... It ******* sucks sometimes. We don't get snow anymore apparently.
User avatar #14 to #13 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
I rather it rain all the time then have this ******* drought ********
User avatar #15 to #14 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
Oh, **** that's right! I forgot there was a drought down there. I was just in Vegas for Christmas and it was 72 in late December. How hot is the weather down there right now?
User avatar #16 to #15 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
70+
User avatar #17 to #16 - skorpius (01/31/2015) [-]
God, that's better than here. It has been unusually warm though, about a mid 40's to high 30's range, which is really odd for Washington.
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