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| #87 - I have had this struggle the you are currently having, and com… [+] (2 new replies) | 15 hours ago on IT support | +1 |
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| #6 - best day of the week on FJ, Love your ******* comic man… | 01/10/2016 on The Monster Under the Bed - 64 | +7 |
| #84 - They can if they have "reasonable suspicion" but the… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/01/2016 on Britain police force at work | 0 |
| reasonable suspicion gives the right to detain a person for a small amount of time (not long enough to be put in jail but long enough to assess the situation). If he was refusing to be detained, that would be warrant for arrest. He says they "want" to come in, which means they probably asked to voluntarily be allowed in. He then gives an aggressive statement which probably didnt help the situation at all. You're right though, this is Britain and they probably have a different legal system. | ||
| #81 - Technically, they would need a warrant or some sort of permiss… [+] (3 new replies) | 01/01/2016 on Britain police force at work | +2 |
| that's not true if the police had reasonable suspicion, such as a fight or loud aggressive noises. Even so, he was being unnecessarily shitty. The police were doing their job, responding to a call they got. It had nothing to do with gender, and it wouldnt have happened if he just let them in and explained what happened. #84 -
skorpius (01/01/2016) [-] They can if they have "reasonable suspicion" but they can still get in huge shit for doing so, especially if they were verbally told to leave the property, which he owns (or at least, I'm assuming). Not only that, he has the right to an attorney no matter what, so they can't just throw him in a jail cell for no reason either. In the end, the cops fucked up, and he partially fucked up for telling them to leave. But that's how it works in America anyway. Don't know Britain's laws that well. reasonable suspicion gives the right to detain a person for a small amount of time (not long enough to be put in jail but long enough to assess the situation). If he was refusing to be detained, that would be warrant for arrest. He says they "want" to come in, which means they probably asked to voluntarily be allowed in. He then gives an aggressive statement which probably didnt help the situation at all. You're right though, this is Britain and they probably have a different legal system. | ||
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That's odd picking a waifu is easy
sometimes you can pick multiple waifus but there is always that ONE waifu you cherish whereas the others are just there when you want a change of pace
Guess it depends upon your taste of women. I like vain, sociopathic, greedy women who give no ***** about anyone but themselves
sometimes you can pick multiple waifus but there is always that ONE waifu you cherish whereas the others are just there when you want a change of pace
Guess it depends upon your taste of women. I like vain, sociopathic, greedy women who give no ***** about anyone but themselves
GOOD
Keep watching Gravity Falls. Gravity Falls is ******* hilarious and even tho Soos is a ******* idiot...he is still leagues smarter than Korra
In fact in a game of intelligence I am damn well certain Soos could figure out basic **** faster than Korra because Korra will get frustrated after 3 seconds and then proceed to do what she normally does and punch her problem to death
Keep watching Gravity Falls. Gravity Falls is ******* hilarious and even tho Soos is a ******* idiot...he is still leagues smarter than Korra
In fact in a game of intelligence I am damn well certain Soos could figure out basic **** faster than Korra because Korra will get frustrated after 3 seconds and then proceed to do what she normally does and punch her problem to death
Not Korra. Not anymore. Asami is the only good thing about that show
Gravity Falls which I still need to finish. I took a hiatus after the "Giffany" episode
Elementary which is the US version to BBC's sherlock a show I also need to finish
Lost, Person of Interest, House, 24
Gravity Falls which I still need to finish. I took a hiatus after the "Giffany" episode
Elementary which is the US version to BBC's sherlock a show I also need to finish
Lost, Person of Interest, House, 24
I ******* hate Big Bang Theory. I just like HIMYM cause the writing is very well thought out and everybody in the cast and crew seems like they have a fun time. I do not have a waifu of any sort. Although, a great manga I have been reading lately is called Boku No Hero (My Hero Academy) and It's ******* awesome.
Hahaha yes, the title makes it sound like Boku no Pico, but it is not porn of any sort. It is a relatively new manga that has actually been getting into the number 1 spot recently in Japan. It only has about 27 chapters translated so far, but it's ******* awesome. It's about how everyone is born with a super power special to them(called "quirks") and it's about a boy who becomes a hero despite the fact that he has no powers at all. It's really good so far.
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murrlogic (01/31/2015) [-]
She is a goddamn idiot! Holy **** Bryan and Mike made her stupid on purpose. They KNEW Tumblr would love her regardless because "Brown skinned fit female protagonist"
Also ********* who're into fit chicks like Korra because "Holy **** those muscles"
Korra has the IQ of a ******* BRICK.
>How do I solve this problem? I tried punching it. I tried Punching it harder.
>...LETS PUNCH IT AGAIN
I swear to god all of my money is going into my "pissing off tumblr" project
Also ********* who're into fit chicks like Korra because "Holy **** those muscles"
Korra has the IQ of a ******* BRICK.
>How do I solve this problem? I tried punching it. I tried Punching it harder.
>...LETS PUNCH IT AGAIN
I swear to god all of my money is going into my "pissing off tumblr" project
Also you aren't wrong in saying Asami is attractive as **** but there are more Korra lovers than Asami lovers
Asami is a very wealthy woman. Her father gave her his entire fortune after he got busted for a terrorist attack that backfired
Asami also has issues...She watched her mom get burn to ashes at the age of 8. She watched a terrorist group kill her father and since this show suffers from horrible writing she just deals with it
In actuality this woman she be a ******* ball of mixed emotions right now ranging from rising anger, vengeance, extreme violence, and homicidal depression. She should not be remotely happy right now
Asami is a very wealthy woman. Her father gave her his entire fortune after he got busted for a terrorist attack that backfired
Asami also has issues...She watched her mom get burn to ashes at the age of 8. She watched a terrorist group kill her father and since this show suffers from horrible writing she just deals with it
In actuality this woman she be a ******* ball of mixed emotions right now ranging from rising anger, vengeance, extreme violence, and homicidal depression. She should not be remotely happy right now
I think that's the complaint I heard the most, is that they had all these very cool side characters that were way more interesting than Korra, and they all got ****** over in the end. That just ******* sucks and is complete ******** . You should always have at least one episode entirely about one of the main side characters that fully explains their character.
Its like if Korra were a sentient character she just looks down upon her 3 "friends" and says "See that title? Does it ******* say Legend of Bolin? Legend of Mako? Legend of Sato?"
>N-No
>EXACTLY!
**** you Korra. I'm glad Bryan and Mike are never allowed to work on anything Avatar related ever again. Thank you based Nick for kicking those asshole out of the developer room
>N-No
>EXACTLY!
**** you Korra. I'm glad Bryan and Mike are never allowed to work on anything Avatar related ever again. Thank you based Nick for kicking those asshole out of the developer room
Multiple different reasons
1- Airbender the show that came before Korra was a ******* money ******** Machine. Spongebob was dropping in ratings because Airbender was THAT addicting
Nick shat a brick on how much money this show was making and gave Bryan and Mike all the power and money they needed to make Korra as good as Airbender
Did it work? ...Kind of. The loyal fans of the show stayed because we're battered wives and when Legend of Waifus showed us what happens when you make bad writing as bad as possible its like staying to watch a train wreck
It also doesn't help this show aired on 8 PM...on a FRIDAY NIGHT
1- Airbender the show that came before Korra was a ******* money ******** Machine. Spongebob was dropping in ratings because Airbender was THAT addicting
Nick shat a brick on how much money this show was making and gave Bryan and Mike all the power and money they needed to make Korra as good as Airbender
Did it work? ...Kind of. The loyal fans of the show stayed because we're battered wives and when Legend of Waifus showed us what happens when you make bad writing as bad as possible its like staying to watch a train wreck
It also doesn't help this show aired on 8 PM...on a FRIDAY NIGHT
Airbender ends on a satisfying if not a Deus Ex Machina of a note
Regardless Deus Ex Machina or not **** was ******* hilariously epic. Literally ripping someone's bending ability out thru his ******* forehead then Aang is like "You can't bend anymore. You ain't **** "
Then you look at how Korra ends...and how Tumblr is crying tears of joy that their muscle bound idiot waifu won by punching **** ...and Asami is still a ******* useless character
and then I started drinking.
Regardless Deus Ex Machina or not **** was ******* hilariously epic. Literally ripping someone's bending ability out thru his ******* forehead then Aang is like "You can't bend anymore. You ain't **** "
Then you look at how Korra ends...and how Tumblr is crying tears of joy that their muscle bound idiot waifu won by punching **** ...and Asami is still a ******* useless character
and then I started drinking.
Tumblr pushing agendas...
I'm just gonna tel you right now...don't ever watch this show. Because Tumblr is hijacking the **** out of it it's THERE show now
Just like how Adventure Time became their show as well
This is why I make comics...and drink
Because shockingly enough it gets Tumblr's attention and Tumblr actually starts to hate me
I'm just gonna tel you right now...don't ever watch this show. Because Tumblr is hijacking the **** out of it it's THERE show now
Just like how Adventure Time became their show as well
This is why I make comics...and drink
Because shockingly enough it gets Tumblr's attention and Tumblr actually starts to hate me
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murrlogic (01/31/2015) [-]
>Korra the show
Disappointments and dropped balls everywhere. Watching the show is like watching bad fanfiction that suddenly got brought up by Nick executives
>Korra the character
I want her to die. You ever hate a character so badly you literally drink....for 4 days straight because she angers you this badly...All that vodka and I can still hear her voice.
>Asami
She is all I ever think about ever. And Tumblr ruined her. Holy **** I wanted to cry I am so pathetic
Disappointments and dropped balls everywhere. Watching the show is like watching bad fanfiction that suddenly got brought up by Nick executives
>Korra the character
I want her to die. You ever hate a character so badly you literally drink....for 4 days straight because she angers you this badly...All that vodka and I can still hear her voice.
>Asami
She is all I ever think about ever. And Tumblr ruined her. Holy **** I wanted to cry I am so pathetic
