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#131 - So should I actually be concerned if this face is familiar? 12/09/2014 on Cryptids, Creeps, and Other... 0
#130 - Thanks man 12/09/2014 on Cryptids, Creeps, and Other... +1
#134 - So far Ive just finished a couple pages on analysis of propert…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2014 on Santa is my spirit animal +1
#136 - aphoticnefelibata (12/04/2014) [-]
Then I bid you to have a good night and have pleasant nightmares~
#132 - Make sure it's a chill high, maybe bring some people to do it …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2014 on Santa is my spirit animal +1
#135 - aphoticnefelibata (12/04/2014) [-]
Duly noted. I can only smoke at my friends house anyways, so it works perfectly in the end~
And I was the first person to show him the first movie haha. We always talk about our thoughts on the movie afterwards anyways, cause we're brofags like that lqtm.
#131 - It's a biology thesis that I must write about some natural her…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Santa is my spirit animal 0
#133 - aphoticnefelibata (12/04/2014) [-]
Well shit~
That sound like an interesting point to write about, what have you found so far? (Just the bare minimum, you don't have to copy paste your thesis to this ... Though I would read it~
#134 - skorchy (12/04/2014) [-]
So far Ive just finished a couple pages on analysis of properties within a few herbs (garlic is a big one, it has a lot of properties to it, chili is a bit useful too). I've just now started to look into FDA opinions.

I'll get back to you on this tomorrow, but for now I must log so I can get this shit done and go to sleep.
#136 - aphoticnefelibata (12/04/2014) [-]
Then I bid you to have a good night and have pleasant nightmares~
#128 - Apologies if I suck at conversation, really tired and writing …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Santa is my spirit animal +1
#130 - aphoticnefelibata (12/04/2014) [-]
No problem, you gave the information needed haha
And my condolences~ That much suck big time..
What's your thesis about?
#131 - skorchy (12/04/2014) [-]
It's a biology thesis that I must write about some natural herbs we experimented on, and how the FDA may or may not view them, and if we can still use pure herbs for medicinal purposes. That's the short version at least.
#133 - aphoticnefelibata (12/04/2014) [-]
Well shit~
That sound like an interesting point to write about, what have you found so far? (Just the bare minimum, you don't have to copy paste your thesis to this ... Though I would read it~
#134 - skorchy (12/04/2014) [-]
So far Ive just finished a couple pages on analysis of properties within a few herbs (garlic is a big one, it has a lot of properties to it, chili is a bit useful too). I've just now started to look into FDA opinions.

I'll get back to you on this tomorrow, but for now I must log so I can get this shit done and go to sleep.
#136 - aphoticnefelibata (12/04/2014) [-]
Then I bid you to have a good night and have pleasant nightmares~
#127 - I was high when I saw it, so it was about 10x better.  [+] (9 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Santa is my spirit animal +1
#129 - aphoticnefelibata (12/04/2014) [-]
I don't get high often~
But, for you and recommendation I'll watch Viral high as well lqtm
#132 - skorchy (12/04/2014) [-]
Make sure it's a chill high, maybe bring some people to do it with too so you can go through your thoughts with them.
#135 - aphoticnefelibata (12/04/2014) [-]
Duly noted. I can only smoke at my friends house anyways, so it works perfectly in the end~
And I was the first person to show him the first movie haha. We always talk about our thoughts on the movie afterwards anyways, cause we're brofags like that lqtm.
#128 - skorchy (12/04/2014) [-]
Apologies if I suck at conversation, really tired and writing a thesis paper at the same time. The grind is real.
#130 - aphoticnefelibata (12/04/2014) [-]
No problem, you gave the information needed haha
And my condolences~ That much suck big time..
What's your thesis about?
#131 - skorchy (12/04/2014) [-]
It's a biology thesis that I must write about some natural herbs we experimented on, and how the FDA may or may not view them, and if we can still use pure herbs for medicinal purposes. That's the short version at least.
#133 - aphoticnefelibata (12/04/2014) [-]
Well shit~
That sound like an interesting point to write about, what have you found so far? (Just the bare minimum, you don't have to copy paste your thesis to this ... Though I would read it~
#134 - skorchy (12/04/2014) [-]
So far Ive just finished a couple pages on analysis of properties within a few herbs (garlic is a big one, it has a lot of properties to it, chili is a bit useful too). I've just now started to look into FDA opinions.

I'll get back to you on this tomorrow, but for now I must log so I can get this shit done and go to sleep.
#136 - aphoticnefelibata (12/04/2014) [-]
Then I bid you to have a good night and have pleasant nightmares~
#125 - Much more like the first. I'd advise watching it if you saw th…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Santa is my spirit animal +1
#126 - aphoticnefelibata (12/04/2014) [-]
The first time I saw VHS was about 4 in the morning Didn't realize how long it was
And as soon as the first segment ended, I was wide awake and wanted to know what each video was in that house~ It blew me away haha. I can definitely understand why some people don't like it, but it wasn't meant for them, it was meant for people like us!
The first was great~ My favorite parts were the Demonic Harpy Succubus, The Weird Intangible Killer in the Woods that can't be video taped (though the execution was a little silly) and the Haunted House one. Man, that Haunted House

Thanks, I haven't really gotten any feedback back for the movie And I don't like going to critic reviews because I don't really view their opinion is worthy when their whole profession is trying to figure out what's wrong with the movie
I'll make it my goal to see it soon because now I'm excited~
#127 - skorchy (12/04/2014) [-]
I was high when I saw it, so it was about 10x better.
#129 - aphoticnefelibata (12/04/2014) [-]
I don't get high often~
But, for you and recommendation I'll watch Viral high as well lqtm
#132 - skorchy (12/04/2014) [-]
Make sure it's a chill high, maybe bring some people to do it with too so you can go through your thoughts with them.
#135 - aphoticnefelibata (12/04/2014) [-]
Duly noted. I can only smoke at my friends house anyways, so it works perfectly in the end~
And I was the first person to show him the first movie haha. We always talk about our thoughts on the movie afterwards anyways, cause we're brofags like that lqtm.
#128 - skorchy (12/04/2014) [-]
Apologies if I suck at conversation, really tired and writing a thesis paper at the same time. The grind is real.
#130 - aphoticnefelibata (12/04/2014) [-]
No problem, you gave the information needed haha
And my condolences~ That much suck big time..
What's your thesis about?
#131 - skorchy (12/04/2014) [-]
It's a biology thesis that I must write about some natural herbs we experimented on, and how the FDA may or may not view them, and if we can still use pure herbs for medicinal purposes. That's the short version at least.
#133 - aphoticnefelibata (12/04/2014) [-]
Well shit~
That sound like an interesting point to write about, what have you found so far? (Just the bare minimum, you don't have to copy paste your thesis to this ... Though I would read it~
#134 - skorchy (12/04/2014) [-]
So far Ive just finished a couple pages on analysis of properties within a few herbs (garlic is a big one, it has a lot of properties to it, chili is a bit useful too). I've just now started to look into FDA opinions.

I'll get back to you on this tomorrow, but for now I must log so I can get this shit done and go to sleep.
#136 - aphoticnefelibata (12/04/2014) [-]
Then I bid you to have a good night and have pleasant nightmares~
#123 - The second was definitely the worst of the three. Not good at all.  [+] (13 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Santa is my spirit animal 0
#124 - aphoticnefelibata (12/04/2014) [-]
It had it moments... But, like I said before my entertainment zone is low for horror movies. I can almost find anything to like in a movie, even a bad one. Though I will be the first to admit that it is nowhere close to a "good movie" by most people's standards lqtm.
"Worst of the three"? So, you saw the third one, how did you like it?? Was it more like the first?
#125 - skorchy (12/04/2014) [-]
Much more like the first. I'd advise watching it if you saw the first and liked it.
#126 - aphoticnefelibata (12/04/2014) [-]
The first time I saw VHS was about 4 in the morning Didn't realize how long it was
And as soon as the first segment ended, I was wide awake and wanted to know what each video was in that house~ It blew me away haha. I can definitely understand why some people don't like it, but it wasn't meant for them, it was meant for people like us!
The first was great~ My favorite parts were the Demonic Harpy Succubus, The Weird Intangible Killer in the Woods that can't be video taped (though the execution was a little silly) and the Haunted House one. Man, that Haunted House

Thanks, I haven't really gotten any feedback back for the movie And I don't like going to critic reviews because I don't really view their opinion is worthy when their whole profession is trying to figure out what's wrong with the movie
I'll make it my goal to see it soon because now I'm excited~
#127 - skorchy (12/04/2014) [-]
I was high when I saw it, so it was about 10x better.
#129 - aphoticnefelibata (12/04/2014) [-]
I don't get high often~
But, for you and recommendation I'll watch Viral high as well lqtm
#132 - skorchy (12/04/2014) [-]
Make sure it's a chill high, maybe bring some people to do it with too so you can go through your thoughts with them.
#135 - aphoticnefelibata (12/04/2014) [-]
Duly noted. I can only smoke at my friends house anyways, so it works perfectly in the end~
And I was the first person to show him the first movie haha. We always talk about our thoughts on the movie afterwards anyways, cause we're brofags like that lqtm.
#128 - skorchy (12/04/2014) [-]
Apologies if I suck at conversation, really tired and writing a thesis paper at the same time. The grind is real.
#130 - aphoticnefelibata (12/04/2014) [-]
No problem, you gave the information needed haha
And my condolences~ That much suck big time..
What's your thesis about?
#131 - skorchy (12/04/2014) [-]
It's a biology thesis that I must write about some natural herbs we experimented on, and how the FDA may or may not view them, and if we can still use pure herbs for medicinal purposes. That's the short version at least.
#133 - aphoticnefelibata (12/04/2014) [-]
Well shit~
That sound like an interesting point to write about, what have you found so far? (Just the bare minimum, you don't have to copy paste your thesis to this ... Though I would read it~
#134 - skorchy (12/04/2014) [-]
So far Ive just finished a couple pages on analysis of properties within a few herbs (garlic is a big one, it has a lot of properties to it, chili is a bit useful too). I've just now started to look into FDA opinions.

I'll get back to you on this tomorrow, but for now I must log so I can get this shit done and go to sleep.
#136 - aphoticnefelibata (12/04/2014) [-]
Then I bid you to have a good night and have pleasant nightmares~
#117 - I honestly thought VHS (Or whatever the .gif you linked was ca…  [+] (15 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Santa is my spirit animal +1
#119 - aphoticnefelibata (12/04/2014) [-]
I liked it for what it was, tis a nice interesting twist to the horror genre out there lqtm. Is it the best? Hell, no~ I've watched WAY TOO many horror movies to try and pick my favorites. But, did it entertain me, did it have some sort of originality or idiosyncrasy, did it have memorable moments, did it teach me that when a Demonic Harpy Succubus chick sucks you off, you better get hard FAST? Damn right it did~
Tis why I like it, the second one tried too hard to out-due the first (normal horror movie problem) It was still enjoyable though. But, the third I think they went back to their roots... I still haven't seen it, yet haha
#123 - skorchy (12/04/2014) [-]
The second was definitely the worst of the three. Not good at all.
#124 - aphoticnefelibata (12/04/2014) [-]
It had it moments... But, like I said before my entertainment zone is low for horror movies. I can almost find anything to like in a movie, even a bad one. Though I will be the first to admit that it is nowhere close to a "good movie" by most people's standards lqtm.
"Worst of the three"? So, you saw the third one, how did you like it?? Was it more like the first?
#125 - skorchy (12/04/2014) [-]
Much more like the first. I'd advise watching it if you saw the first and liked it.
#126 - aphoticnefelibata (12/04/2014) [-]
The first time I saw VHS was about 4 in the morning Didn't realize how long it was
And as soon as the first segment ended, I was wide awake and wanted to know what each video was in that house~ It blew me away haha. I can definitely understand why some people don't like it, but it wasn't meant for them, it was meant for people like us!
The first was great~ My favorite parts were the Demonic Harpy Succubus, The Weird Intangible Killer in the Woods that can't be video taped (though the execution was a little silly) and the Haunted House one. Man, that Haunted House

Thanks, I haven't really gotten any feedback back for the movie And I don't like going to critic reviews because I don't really view their opinion is worthy when their whole profession is trying to figure out what's wrong with the movie
I'll make it my goal to see it soon because now I'm excited~
#127 - skorchy (12/04/2014) [-]
I was high when I saw it, so it was about 10x better.
#129 - aphoticnefelibata (12/04/2014) [-]
I don't get high often~
But, for you and recommendation I'll watch Viral high as well lqtm
#132 - skorchy (12/04/2014) [-]
Make sure it's a chill high, maybe bring some people to do it with too so you can go through your thoughts with them.
#135 - aphoticnefelibata (12/04/2014) [-]
Duly noted. I can only smoke at my friends house anyways, so it works perfectly in the end~
And I was the first person to show him the first movie haha. We always talk about our thoughts on the movie afterwards anyways, cause we're brofags like that lqtm.
#128 - skorchy (12/04/2014) [-]
Apologies if I suck at conversation, really tired and writing a thesis paper at the same time. The grind is real.
#130 - aphoticnefelibata (12/04/2014) [-]
No problem, you gave the information needed haha
And my condolences~ That much suck big time..
What's your thesis about?
#131 - skorchy (12/04/2014) [-]
It's a biology thesis that I must write about some natural herbs we experimented on, and how the FDA may or may not view them, and if we can still use pure herbs for medicinal purposes. That's the short version at least.
#133 - aphoticnefelibata (12/04/2014) [-]
Well shit~
That sound like an interesting point to write about, what have you found so far? (Just the bare minimum, you don't have to copy paste your thesis to this ... Though I would read it~
#134 - skorchy (12/04/2014) [-]
So far Ive just finished a couple pages on analysis of properties within a few herbs (garlic is a big one, it has a lot of properties to it, chili is a bit useful too). I've just now started to look into FDA opinions.

I'll get back to you on this tomorrow, but for now I must log so I can get this shit done and go to sleep.
#136 - aphoticnefelibata (12/04/2014) [-]
Then I bid you to have a good night and have pleasant nightmares~

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