i tell a dude to quit bitching and he blocks me and thumbs down all my comments, talk about butthurt

merry Christmas faggots

You are probably the greatest person in the world, and you have a kickass taste in metal. Kudos to you.

I love my girlfriend. She's everything a guy could want, but there's one thing. She farts casually around me; not a small girly fart, but a large fart that smells so bad it burns my nostrils. I love it..Whenever she goes home I masturbate to the thought of her releasing giant farts directly into my nose and mouth, I wish I could just be forced to suck a fart directly from her anus and vomit with joy. The smell is terrible but great, I only wish I could smell her disgusting farts all the time I masturbate. I dream of her farting very loudly, and so much that her anus becomes to hurt and cries from the sheer pain, as I ejaculate a lot of cum from watching her in pain as she produces horrendous farts