The last proper thing I did was well over six years ago: an instructional video. For wearing back braces at "the factory". Like if you just got hired at the local warehouse and were required to watch the corporate safety video to remind you not to stick your wang in the trash compactor. Prior to that (1998?) a friend and I had a business making music for multimedia applications, and occasionally I would Word Up in there, but nothing of substance, and it could barely be considered part-time income. AND it only lasted 2 years.

I'm hoping by end of the year to commandeer a smaller room to soundproof and spread for a proper mic. Get in to the audiobook racket. Who knows, maybe work a puppet table in to the plans? My secret goal is to have some snazzy brilliant animator stumble across something I did and go, "I want him as the voice of some regular character in my snazzy brilliantly animated underground hipster web series."