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#105 - **** . I read "Vista" as "Vitas" bec… 12/26/2015 on it pops up on my pc at... 0
#22 - Biologically speaking, it doesn't. Frogs can change their sex …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/26/2015 on Misgendered legos 0
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#25 - milkyhammer (12/26/2015) [-]
1. You're not a frog, frogs and humans have very different bodies.
2. It's not plausible because over millions of years humans evolved using what techniques and methods were most beneficial to survive and reproduce.
3. If we didn't have sexual reproduction, genetic variation would be incredibly limited. Evolution would take much, much, MUCH longer--because there is no need to stimulate natural selection through a tendency of breeding with the most fertile. [That's why certain aspects of the human body seem more attractive to most people]
4. I don't know for sure THE SPECIFICS for why asexual reproduction is plausible on a larger scale, but if I had to take a stab in the dark I'd guess something that has to do with development time, delicacy of the offspring during development, and the amount of resources [food and water] youd have to consume in order to sustain the offspring as it is attached.

Sorry, but unless you're a namekian, nothing humanoid is going to be producing asexually any time soon.
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#28 - thegamepixel (12/26/2015) [-]
I'm forg-kin! Stop triggering me you kinphobic cis dick!!!
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#29 - milkyhammer (12/26/2015) [-]
im eat your legs omnomnomnoimnfrnb
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#32 - thegamepixel (12/26/2015) [-]
my legs are a delicacy, imperials. Can you say the same?
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#24 - augustusxxiv (12/26/2015) [-]
Because asexual reproduction does not lead to genetic variation, something complex organisms desperately need to survive as a species.
#92 - Well, you just have to be smarter. That's basically how we hav…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2015 on 3 pedals 0
#94 - lampmountaindew (12/26/2015) [-]
of course. i believe the smartest thing is to just avoid encounters like that to begin with. dont try to take the bitch who gets all wide eyed when she learns youre a yank and hops on. take the chick who talks to you like youre a local
#88 - Well, it actually is smart, so that's technically correct.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/26/2015 on 3 pedals -1
#91 - lampmountaindew (12/26/2015) [-]
well....yes...it is smart, but its the lack of moral decency in the women that do that which you have to look out for. whats smart for her is freedom ending for you
#92 - skebaba (12/26/2015) [-]
Well, you just have to be smarter. That's basically how we have survived for so long.
#94 - lampmountaindew (12/26/2015) [-]
of course. i believe the smartest thing is to just avoid encounters like that to begin with. dont try to take the bitch who gets all wide eyed when she learns youre a yank and hops on. take the chick who talks to you like youre a local
#50 - 'Tis but the first circle of internet. Wait till you get to th… 12/25/2015 on Mayor Quimby +1
#93 - If they tell him to talk to this lie detector, then they alrea…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2015 on Anon discusses Spongebob 0
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#94 - toosexyforyou (12/24/2015) [-]
Lots of bias here though. You have to remember that it is a very small minority of people that buy into it so all of your "should be common sense" arguments don't matter. They only need to trick a super small amount of the population to buy it and they're set, which they succeeded. This is all assuming that it actually works like this, the lie detector machine and the story with a friend/interrogation room were just an example of how it's possible for a few people to slip up.
#91 - So? These things become cliches for a reason, because it's su…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/24/2015 on Anon discusses Spongebob 0
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#92 - toosexyforyou (12/24/2015) [-]
How about they don't make it look like an interrogation room and they don't make it look like a lie detector?
#93 - skebaba (12/24/2015) [-]
If they tell him to talk to this lie detector, then they already have. If that guy actually would have such a big secret, he'd be used to not telling about it anyway. Otherwise he would had been caught already
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#94 - toosexyforyou (12/24/2015) [-]
Lots of bias here though. You have to remember that it is a very small minority of people that buy into it so all of your "should be common sense" arguments don't matter. They only need to trick a super small amount of the population to buy it and they're set, which they succeeded. This is all assuming that it actually works like this, the lie detector machine and the story with a friend/interrogation room were just an example of how it's possible for a few people to slip up.
#85 - Don't they ever watch movies and stuff? Would seem pretty obvi…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/24/2015 on Anon discusses Spongebob 0
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#86 - toosexyforyou (12/24/2015) [-]
It's so far fetched that any movie on the same level would also have super powers or aliens in it.
#91 - skebaba (12/24/2015) [-]
So? These things become cliches for a reason, because it's surprisingly common. What kind of an utter idiot would talk about anything in a interrogation room? The fact that it's a lie detector clues you in on them trying to snoop around.
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#92 - toosexyforyou (12/24/2015) [-]
How about they don't make it look like an interrogation room and they don't make it look like a lie detector?
#93 - skebaba (12/24/2015) [-]
If they tell him to talk to this lie detector, then they already have. If that guy actually would have such a big secret, he'd be used to not telling about it anyway. Otherwise he would had been caught already
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#94 - toosexyforyou (12/24/2015) [-]
Lots of bias here though. You have to remember that it is a very small minority of people that buy into it so all of your "should be common sense" arguments don't matter. They only need to trick a super small amount of the population to buy it and they're set, which they succeeded. This is all assuming that it actually works like this, the lie detector machine and the story with a friend/interrogation room were just an example of how it's possible for a few people to slip up.
#79 - Yeah. And do that in the first place.  [+] (8 new replies) 12/24/2015 on Anon discusses Spongebob +1
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#84 - toosexyforyou (12/24/2015) [-]
Pretty easy to do considering how crazy it seems that a blackmailing organization exists and it's hiding behind being a fake religion organization. Even after reading all this, I'm not convinced that the church of scientology is keeping important members because they have blackmail on it, it's such a bold claim and I haven't seen enough proof.

An easy way for an organization like this to work is this: everyone has stupid friends that they still trust, stupid friends buy into scientology and reveal important secrets, scientology tells your stupid friend to convince you to join, your stupid friend tells you it's legit, you go to the church to check it out, everything seems amazing and appealing to you, everything they talk about makes sense because they've prepared a script of appealing information that only lasts about an hour and if you try to talk to them about it after the hour they're ruse is over, so you're comfortable with it after 30 minutes, they leave you alone with a lie detector in a room and tell you to talk to it and it will test you blah blah, everyone was so nice and blackmail is so outrageous that it doesn't even enter your thoughts when you tell the machine and a hidden recording device that you committed a federal crime a few months ago, and boom they got you.

Or that stupid friend could've told them about your crime and they force you to join through just that. You can refuse and spend your life in prison and lose all your money, or you can just go alone with it and lose like 30% (or whatever) of your total fortune which still leaves you with over a hundred million dollars to retire comfortably.
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#97 - fiveblackmen (12/25/2015) [-]
They typically aren't holding on to their celebrity members through blackmail, although I don't know what happened with Isaac Hayes between the time the Scientology episode aired and the time he quit. Usually the treat celebrities like they are royalty and often much different than they treat regular members. They do this because they know having people like Tom Cruz and John Travolta will attract more paying membership. They figure they will make a lot more money from the publicity these celebrities bring to their "religion" than they would make from charging the celebrities for the "services" they offer. However, they will blackmail, torture and just all around abuse normal members if they think they can benefit from it. They are also sue happy and will create frivolous lawsuits as retaliation for what they view as attacks on the church which get held up in court for months or years with the purpose of financially destroying a person, family or business because they know most people and small businesses can not afford such a suit for such a long period of time. They are just a cult that is run like a corrupt corporation with way to much money and an insatiable hunger for even more money.
#85 - skebaba (12/24/2015) [-]
Don't they ever watch movies and stuff? Would seem pretty obvious to them if they did.
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#86 - toosexyforyou (12/24/2015) [-]
It's so far fetched that any movie on the same level would also have super powers or aliens in it.
#91 - skebaba (12/24/2015) [-]
So? These things become cliches for a reason, because it's surprisingly common. What kind of an utter idiot would talk about anything in a interrogation room? The fact that it's a lie detector clues you in on them trying to snoop around.
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#92 - toosexyforyou (12/24/2015) [-]
How about they don't make it look like an interrogation room and they don't make it look like a lie detector?
#93 - skebaba (12/24/2015) [-]
If they tell him to talk to this lie detector, then they already have. If that guy actually would have such a big secret, he'd be used to not telling about it anyway. Otherwise he would had been caught already
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#94 - toosexyforyou (12/24/2015) [-]
Lots of bias here though. You have to remember that it is a very small minority of people that buy into it so all of your "should be common sense" arguments don't matter. They only need to trick a super small amount of the population to buy it and they're set, which they succeeded. This is all assuming that it actually works like this, the lie detector machine and the story with a friend/interrogation room were just an example of how it's possible for a few people to slip up.
#77 - What kind of retard would do that?  [+] (10 new replies) 12/24/2015 on Anon discusses Spongebob +1
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#78 - toosexyforyou (12/24/2015) [-]
Would admit those things during an initiation for a religion?
#79 - skebaba (12/24/2015) [-]
Yeah. And do that in the first place.
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#84 - toosexyforyou (12/24/2015) [-]
Pretty easy to do considering how crazy it seems that a blackmailing organization exists and it's hiding behind being a fake religion organization. Even after reading all this, I'm not convinced that the church of scientology is keeping important members because they have blackmail on it, it's such a bold claim and I haven't seen enough proof.

An easy way for an organization like this to work is this: everyone has stupid friends that they still trust, stupid friends buy into scientology and reveal important secrets, scientology tells your stupid friend to convince you to join, your stupid friend tells you it's legit, you go to the church to check it out, everything seems amazing and appealing to you, everything they talk about makes sense because they've prepared a script of appealing information that only lasts about an hour and if you try to talk to them about it after the hour they're ruse is over, so you're comfortable with it after 30 minutes, they leave you alone with a lie detector in a room and tell you to talk to it and it will test you blah blah, everyone was so nice and blackmail is so outrageous that it doesn't even enter your thoughts when you tell the machine and a hidden recording device that you committed a federal crime a few months ago, and boom they got you.

Or that stupid friend could've told them about your crime and they force you to join through just that. You can refuse and spend your life in prison and lose all your money, or you can just go alone with it and lose like 30% (or whatever) of your total fortune which still leaves you with over a hundred million dollars to retire comfortably.
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#97 - fiveblackmen (12/25/2015) [-]
They typically aren't holding on to their celebrity members through blackmail, although I don't know what happened with Isaac Hayes between the time the Scientology episode aired and the time he quit. Usually the treat celebrities like they are royalty and often much different than they treat regular members. They do this because they know having people like Tom Cruz and John Travolta will attract more paying membership. They figure they will make a lot more money from the publicity these celebrities bring to their "religion" than they would make from charging the celebrities for the "services" they offer. However, they will blackmail, torture and just all around abuse normal members if they think they can benefit from it. They are also sue happy and will create frivolous lawsuits as retaliation for what they view as attacks on the church which get held up in court for months or years with the purpose of financially destroying a person, family or business because they know most people and small businesses can not afford such a suit for such a long period of time. They are just a cult that is run like a corrupt corporation with way to much money and an insatiable hunger for even more money.
#85 - skebaba (12/24/2015) [-]
Don't they ever watch movies and stuff? Would seem pretty obvious to them if they did.
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#86 - toosexyforyou (12/24/2015) [-]
It's so far fetched that any movie on the same level would also have super powers or aliens in it.
#91 - skebaba (12/24/2015) [-]
So? These things become cliches for a reason, because it's surprisingly common. What kind of an utter idiot would talk about anything in a interrogation room? The fact that it's a lie detector clues you in on them trying to snoop around.
User avatar
#92 - toosexyforyou (12/24/2015) [-]
How about they don't make it look like an interrogation room and they don't make it look like a lie detector?
#93 - skebaba (12/24/2015) [-]
If they tell him to talk to this lie detector, then they already have. If that guy actually would have such a big secret, he'd be used to not telling about it anyway. Otherwise he would had been caught already
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#94 - toosexyforyou (12/24/2015) [-]
Lots of bias here though. You have to remember that it is a very small minority of people that buy into it so all of your "should be common sense" arguments don't matter. They only need to trick a super small amount of the population to buy it and they're set, which they succeeded. This is all assuming that it actually works like this, the lie detector machine and the story with a friend/interrogation room were just an example of how it's possible for a few people to slip up.
#72 - How is that legal? Blackmailing is illegal, last time I checked.  [+] (12 new replies) 12/24/2015 on Anon discusses Spongebob +3
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#76 - toosexyforyou (12/24/2015) [-]
Because calling someone out on blackmailing you will make them reveal the information you wanted kept secret. So instead of being a slave to the blackmailer, you call him out on it, he gets in a bit of trouble but he also reveals to the world that you raped a little boy and hid the body in X location 10 years ago or maybe that you committed fraud and stole millions and got away with it.
#77 - skebaba (12/24/2015) [-]
What kind of retard would do that?
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#78 - toosexyforyou (12/24/2015) [-]
Would admit those things during an initiation for a religion?
#79 - skebaba (12/24/2015) [-]
Yeah. And do that in the first place.
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#84 - toosexyforyou (12/24/2015) [-]
Pretty easy to do considering how crazy it seems that a blackmailing organization exists and it's hiding behind being a fake religion organization. Even after reading all this, I'm not convinced that the church of scientology is keeping important members because they have blackmail on it, it's such a bold claim and I haven't seen enough proof.

An easy way for an organization like this to work is this: everyone has stupid friends that they still trust, stupid friends buy into scientology and reveal important secrets, scientology tells your stupid friend to convince you to join, your stupid friend tells you it's legit, you go to the church to check it out, everything seems amazing and appealing to you, everything they talk about makes sense because they've prepared a script of appealing information that only lasts about an hour and if you try to talk to them about it after the hour they're ruse is over, so you're comfortable with it after 30 minutes, they leave you alone with a lie detector in a room and tell you to talk to it and it will test you blah blah, everyone was so nice and blackmail is so outrageous that it doesn't even enter your thoughts when you tell the machine and a hidden recording device that you committed a federal crime a few months ago, and boom they got you.

Or that stupid friend could've told them about your crime and they force you to join through just that. You can refuse and spend your life in prison and lose all your money, or you can just go alone with it and lose like 30% (or whatever) of your total fortune which still leaves you with over a hundred million dollars to retire comfortably.
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#97 - fiveblackmen (12/25/2015) [-]
They typically aren't holding on to their celebrity members through blackmail, although I don't know what happened with Isaac Hayes between the time the Scientology episode aired and the time he quit. Usually the treat celebrities like they are royalty and often much different than they treat regular members. They do this because they know having people like Tom Cruz and John Travolta will attract more paying membership. They figure they will make a lot more money from the publicity these celebrities bring to their "religion" than they would make from charging the celebrities for the "services" they offer. However, they will blackmail, torture and just all around abuse normal members if they think they can benefit from it. They are also sue happy and will create frivolous lawsuits as retaliation for what they view as attacks on the church which get held up in court for months or years with the purpose of financially destroying a person, family or business because they know most people and small businesses can not afford such a suit for such a long period of time. They are just a cult that is run like a corrupt corporation with way to much money and an insatiable hunger for even more money.
#85 - skebaba (12/24/2015) [-]
Don't they ever watch movies and stuff? Would seem pretty obvious to them if they did.
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#86 - toosexyforyou (12/24/2015) [-]
It's so far fetched that any movie on the same level would also have super powers or aliens in it.
#91 - skebaba (12/24/2015) [-]
So? These things become cliches for a reason, because it's surprisingly common. What kind of an utter idiot would talk about anything in a interrogation room? The fact that it's a lie detector clues you in on them trying to snoop around.
User avatar
#92 - toosexyforyou (12/24/2015) [-]
How about they don't make it look like an interrogation room and they don't make it look like a lie detector?
#93 - skebaba (12/24/2015) [-]
If they tell him to talk to this lie detector, then they already have. If that guy actually would have such a big secret, he'd be used to not telling about it anyway. Otherwise he would had been caught already
User avatar
#94 - toosexyforyou (12/24/2015) [-]
Lots of bias here though. You have to remember that it is a very small minority of people that buy into it so all of your "should be common sense" arguments don't matter. They only need to trick a super small amount of the population to buy it and they're set, which they succeeded. This is all assuming that it actually works like this, the lie detector machine and the story with a friend/interrogation room were just an example of how it's possible for a few people to slip up.
#111 - Or Kinguin. Or GMG. You always check those sites and Steam st… 12/24/2015 on It's that time of the year... 0
#110 - Who buys games 2 months before Steam winter/summer sale? Rule …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2015 on It's that time of the year... +1
#125 - metacobalion (12/24/2015) [-]
People who want to play the game now instead of in two months.
Not everyone is a patient gamer.
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#124 - Except it wouldn't be murder if it was still illegal. It would… 12/24/2015 on Kissass facts 2 +1
#123 - Possibly the murderer???? Perfect way to hide a crime for a long time. 12/24/2015 on Kissass facts 2 0
#122 - Except it's not a crime. It's a sin. 12/24/2015 on Kissass facts 2 0
#170 - >Implying the nazis weren't on the dark side of the moon first 12/24/2015 on Kissass facts +1
#169 - Comment deleted 12/24/2015 on Kissass facts 0
#86 - "No. Shut the **** up, brat." 12/23/2015 on moms preparing for every xmas +2
#72 - Not really. The working hours are laid out in the contract. An… 12/23/2015 on Daily Reminder +5
#24 - If I'd ever be rich, I'd rather buy a penthouse than a whole o…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2015 on Average Life Goals +8
#53 - mrfrreshh (12/23/2015) [-]
I tend to yell when I play games so I'm a house guy.
#63 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
So do I but I don't give a damn who my neighbors are.
#51 - You did report him to the police, right? 12/23/2015 on Beware of Feels +4
#26 - Nanomachines, Beyond Human, AI 12/22/2015 on Super Soldier CYOA 0
#29 - This guy has a point, though "Is this how you are gonna s…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2015 on Have some keks 0
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#32 - jdrinfantry (12/22/2015) [-]
'Brutal' police clear protestors in Ukraine by beating them with batons Should've followed the Ukrainian doctrine. Grab the batons.
#27 - Waiting on Putin + Trump duo to beat the **** out of IS… 12/22/2015 on Have some keks +12

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User avatar #1 - parishailsatan (09/22/2015) [-]
I really don't see what I did wrong with that post. Why is everyone getting mad at me?
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