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#27 - EVERYTHING we humans do is natural, because we are a part of t…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2015 on Coke Life +3
#52 - dankrolls (12/29/2015) [-]
**dankrolls used "*roll picture*"**
**dankrolls rolled image**Definition of natural from www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/natural

"Existing in or derived from nature; not made or caused by humankind"

So by definition anything we humans do is not natural
#8 - Then build a physical fence around the yard, which will also p… 12/28/2015 on Dog +1
#6 - You still didn't answer my question. Why don't we put them on …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2015 on Dog 0
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#7 - anointedbyfire (12/28/2015) [-]
Because you can reason with children and make them not run into traffic, or since children are slow you can catch them
#8 - skebaba (12/28/2015) [-]
Then build a physical fence around the yard, which will also prevent small kids from escaping. 2 birds with 1 stone.
#4 - That's animal abuse. Why don't children have those to stop the…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/28/2015 on Dog +1
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#5 - anointedbyfire (12/28/2015) [-]
It's not a freaking taser it just pokes them with a few volts, not enough to hurt them just to remind them where not to go
#6 - skebaba (12/28/2015) [-]
You still didn't answer my question. Why don't we put them on kids who might run away and run under a car?
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#7 - anointedbyfire (12/28/2015) [-]
Because you can reason with children and make them not run into traffic, or since children are slow you can catch them
#8 - skebaba (12/28/2015) [-]
Then build a physical fence around the yard, which will also prevent small kids from escaping. 2 birds with 1 stone.
#305 - Well, technically all humans are pink, but different shades of pink.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2015 on The least cancerous thing... 0
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#306 - greyhoundfd (12/28/2015) [-]
This is true
#302 - Why are they separate?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/28/2015 on The least cancerous thing... +1
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#304 - greyhoundfd (12/28/2015) [-]
As I said, because Hispanics and Latinos are technically white, but a large enough and sufficiently different group so that they can be considered ethnically separate but racially the same.

In other words, liberals at it again.
#305 - skebaba (12/28/2015) [-]
Well, technically all humans are pink, but different shades of pink.
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#306 - greyhoundfd (12/28/2015) [-]
This is true
#2 - How could the electric FENCE shock him, if he isn't touching i…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/28/2015 on Dog 0
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#3 - anointedbyfire (12/28/2015) [-]
Not that kinda fence it's one of those invisible fence deals so it's a shock coller and the "fence" just brodcasts a signal and the fence is buried
#4 - skebaba (12/28/2015) [-]
That's animal abuse. Why don't children have those to stop them from escaping, if animals do?
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#5 - anointedbyfire (12/28/2015) [-]
It's not a freaking taser it just pokes them with a few volts, not enough to hurt them just to remind them where not to go
#6 - skebaba (12/28/2015) [-]
You still didn't answer my question. Why don't we put them on kids who might run away and run under a car?
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#7 - anointedbyfire (12/28/2015) [-]
Because you can reason with children and make them not run into traffic, or since children are slow you can catch them
#8 - skebaba (12/28/2015) [-]
Then build a physical fence around the yard, which will also prevent small kids from escaping. 2 birds with 1 stone.
#299 - Yeah, but I mean. Where's: black, yellow, brown, red etc?  [+] (5 new replies) 12/28/2015 on The least cancerous thing... 0
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#300 - greyhoundfd (12/28/2015) [-]
Right next to the "Ethnicity" box is the "Race" box.
#302 - skebaba (12/28/2015) [-]
Why are they separate?
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#304 - greyhoundfd (12/28/2015) [-]
As I said, because Hispanics and Latinos are technically white, but a large enough and sufficiently different group so that they can be considered ethnically separate but racially the same.

In other words, liberals at it again.
#305 - skebaba (12/28/2015) [-]
Well, technically all humans are pink, but different shades of pink.
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#306 - greyhoundfd (12/28/2015) [-]
This is true
#25 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2015 on WHEN YO GOVT SITS AROUND... 0
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#15 - Gwent is 1000 times better  [+] (3 new replies) 12/28/2015 on Magic the gathering...of... 0
#19 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
**anonymous rolled user kokanum ** < i'm sorry to tell you this but you have great hair
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#40 - kokanum (12/29/2015) [-]
Thanks
#17 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
**anonymous rolled user polarpulse **< will suck the shit out yo mouth for a dollar
#16 - Yeah. Anime is just japanese for cartoon.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2015 on Shuttlecock 0
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#24 - liquidvoodoo (12/28/2015) [-]
Surely Animé is French that was then borrowed by the Japanese.
#15 - But, but, I like comfy clothes. I can get them as fat anyway. 12/28/2015 on Fit inspiration 0
#144 - Sure. But then why aren't children only shelters segregated by…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2015 on Thanks EA. 0
#145 - conniev (12/28/2015) [-]
See aforementioned mini-rant about the Feminazi/Meninist circlejerk. I mean, fuck's sake you'd think people would just shut the hell up and look out of their window for two seconds and see the real problems, but like you said, those Feminazi's went ham on the one woman.

As for why the children's shelters aren't segregated? Dunno, have theories though. It's already proven that women's shelters get more govt. funding than regular shelters, on top of what they're given from the public.

My theory is that the children's shelters already get a decent amount of funding(as much as can be considered decent given the organisations we're talking about) so they don't need to play the gender/race game to try to earn more to scrape by. That's my theory anyway.

Children's shelters, and the foster care system, has its own nightmares however, and that's a whole other kettle of fish.

But, just like with most of the SJWs, so many middle to upper class people argue over topics but don't look down to see who the topics are affecting.

Ahh, but now I sound some rambling preacher, and all I meant to do was say that the spike plan is stupid. Ah well, it's good points for people to think about I suppose.
#142 - How come there are female only shelters, when 70% of homeless …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/28/2015 on Thanks EA. 0
#143 - conniev (12/28/2015) [-]
An I wholly agree with you, the homeless can't be choosers, but due to whatever rhetoric about women needing to be protected and the like, and the other rhetoric of the 'macho man' it really does screw over the homeless more than people think.

I see the sexism circlejerks on here all the time, but the people having them aren't really affected too much by the general views expressed. The homeless, however, do.

There are countless shelters for battered and abused wives, for female rape victims and just females in general, and having shelter for them is not a bad thing. The bad thing is to be so focussed on them that we lose sight of everyone else suffering because of it.

Further more, because of the Feminazi/Meninist circle jerks, any attempts to have shelters for men only, for the above stated reasons, are thrown out immediately under the guise of the aforementioned circlejerk, rather than being seen as a legitimate attempt to help them.

TL;DR: Gender stereotypes are screwing over the homeless male populace because people can't be arsed to pull their heads out of their rectums.

Keep in mind that I haven't touched on children only shelters because children are a different case, but if we look at family only shelters(homeless parents with one or more child) it is not unheard of for the shelters to tell homeless fathers that their wives or children can stay, but they have to find other arrangements and come back in the morning for their family, though in fairness, there are not that many fathers homeless with their children, and their are a multitude of programmes to keep parents and their kids off the streets so that it doesn't have to become a problem.
#144 - skebaba (12/28/2015) [-]
Sure. But then why aren't children only shelters segregated by race and gender, if the adult ones are? Also, a woman tried to found over 3 male domestic violence victim shelters in UK, but feminazis started sending her death threats and threatening her. They shot her dog to death with a gun and so she had to jump country to escape from them. The reason for this? "Only males can do domestic violence, so they don't deserve shelters".
#145 - conniev (12/28/2015) [-]
See aforementioned mini-rant about the Feminazi/Meninist circlejerk. I mean, fuck's sake you'd think people would just shut the hell up and look out of their window for two seconds and see the real problems, but like you said, those Feminazi's went ham on the one woman.

As for why the children's shelters aren't segregated? Dunno, have theories though. It's already proven that women's shelters get more govt. funding than regular shelters, on top of what they're given from the public.

My theory is that the children's shelters already get a decent amount of funding(as much as can be considered decent given the organisations we're talking about) so they don't need to play the gender/race game to try to earn more to scrape by. That's my theory anyway.

Children's shelters, and the foster care system, has its own nightmares however, and that's a whole other kettle of fish.

But, just like with most of the SJWs, so many middle to upper class people argue over topics but don't look down to see who the topics are affecting.

Ahh, but now I sound some rambling preacher, and all I meant to do was say that the spike plan is stupid. Ah well, it's good points for people to think about I suppose.
#237 - Wat >Hispanic or Latino >Not Hispanic or Latino …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/28/2015 on The least cancerous thing... +5
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#298 - greyhoundfd (12/28/2015) [-]
Hispanic and Latino are considered subsets of "White" and are large enough that they are demographed as separate despite being part of the racial group. Effectively, it would be a separate racial tick in the box, but they are actually white so it doesn't show up as one.
#299 - skebaba (12/28/2015) [-]
Yeah, but I mean. Where's: black, yellow, brown, red etc?
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#300 - greyhoundfd (12/28/2015) [-]
Right next to the "Ethnicity" box is the "Race" box.
#302 - skebaba (12/28/2015) [-]
Why are they separate?
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#304 - greyhoundfd (12/28/2015) [-]
As I said, because Hispanics and Latinos are technically white, but a large enough and sufficiently different group so that they can be considered ethnically separate but racially the same.

In other words, liberals at it again.
#305 - skebaba (12/28/2015) [-]
Well, technically all humans are pink, but different shades of pink.
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#306 - greyhoundfd (12/28/2015) [-]
This is true
#100 - Luckily, nobody goes to hell, since afterlife doesn't exist.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2015 on legendary sins +4
#118 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
-Tips fedora-
#99 - But, but, Elysium.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2015 on legendary sins 0
#101 - merrrione (12/28/2015) [-]
i'm pretty sure Elysium was
1. thought up after Hades
2. a place where only REALLY GOD DAMN OUTSTANDING people went
and if you dont count either of those, then it's a religion where a distinction was made, thus making the argument void in this case
#98 - God is such a dick. Punish a guy for being knowledge hungry.  [+] (11 new replies) 12/28/2015 on legendary sins 0
#160 - astatine (12/29/2015) [-]
I think you're maybe thinking of Prometheus, who was punished of giving the gift of fire to humans and taught them to stand upright and generally not be shit. Lucifer can be seen as a kind of tragic hero depending on how he's depicted (pushed Adam & Eve to eat from the Tree of Knowledge for example) but that's only if you twist the stories to paint him that way.

Not that God wasn't a dick in the old testament, I mean just ask Job, but Satan's a true red rocket.
#161 - skebaba (12/29/2015) [-]
The Tree of Knowledge event was his only good thing ever done.
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#120 - tenaciouslee (12/28/2015) [-]
Well, not technically.

Satan wasn't knowledge hungry, he was power hungry, since he was the prettiest of all the princesses, he wanted to have the throne that God sat on, and basically wanted to become God, but Michael was like, "You better back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up bitch nigga.", and Satan was like, "No u.", and Michael gave him a holy fucking smackdown, laid him out for the 3 count, and threw him out of Heaven.
#139 - lordofhell (12/28/2015) [-]
**lordofhell used "*roll picture*"**
**lordofhell rolled image**Wow dude you really think I'm the pretty.
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#140 - tenaciouslee (12/28/2015) [-]
I think ye be a dick, Satan.
#141 - lordofhell (12/28/2015) [-]
**lordofhell used "*roll picture*"**
**lordofhell rolled image**What I ever do to you.
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#142 - tenaciouslee (12/28/2015) [-]
Tempt Eve, and take away Humanity's sweet gains.

You're a gain stealer, Satan.
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#143 - lordofhell (12/28/2015) [-]
But I wasn't no snake man that was Lilith im innocent like 40% of the time.
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#144 - tenaciouslee (12/28/2015) [-]
You're still a liar and a faggot.
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#145 - lordofhell (12/28/2015) [-]
Well you got me there.
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#146 - tenaciouslee (12/28/2015) [-]
So BTFO Satan, or I'll tell Michael on you.
#125 - Forests are full of disease.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2015 on Thanks EA. 0
#131 - theinternetwizard (12/28/2015) [-]
Im pretty sure you head is full of disease
#12 - What are you, Sawney Beane? 12/28/2015 on Everybody +1
#52 - If the strong need protection, then they aren't strong, no?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/28/2015 on if you don't tap its racist 0
#85 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
Wrong. Everyone needs protection. Everyone needs someone to guide and shield them. Remember, the phalanx fails unless every man is doing his part.

Being strong does not mean you are unassailable. It doesn't even mean you're the strongEST. Just that you are more capable than a certain poorly-defined level mentally/emotionally/physically.
#58 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
STRONG WANT TO SMASH SOMETHING!
#55 - zmranger (12/28/2015) [-]
There never is a clear distinction between, what we consider, weak and strong. Strenght is relative. Even the strongest human... is still only human.

"Sometimes, we all need a little help." Charles Xavier.
#51 - Is chocking like pegging? 12/28/2015 on if you don't tap its racist +2
#96 - Forests are full of garbage anyway, like leaves, branches and …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/28/2015 on Thanks EA. 0
#122 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
Leaves, branches and other shit rots.
Broken TV's, stolen bikes and whatever plastic they leave behind doesn't rot and endangers any native wildlife.
Not to mention the spread of disease.
#125 - skebaba (12/28/2015) [-]
Forests are full of disease.
#131 - theinternetwizard (12/28/2015) [-]
Im pretty sure you head is full of disease
#95 - Not to mention people suing the city for injuries, since these… 12/28/2015 on Thanks EA. +4
#94 - Anyway, what do these spikes even do, besides costing tax paye…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/28/2015 on Thanks EA. +3
#138 - conniev (12/28/2015) [-]
To be honest, mattresses and boards aren't unheard of answers. I've even seen people wedge themselves between the bigger 'spikes' and sleep there.

To be honest, 'spiking' areas is literally trying to sweep the dust under the rug and then claim the room is clean. It's not, you haven't fixed the problem at all in that case.

And inb4 we get the Feminazi fiestas going, I'll lay it out straight.

Getting into shelters usually means you need to fit a specific schedule, racial profile and gender profile.

Women get into unisex shelters more than men do, there are more women' only shelters than there are men only shelters(in fact I don't believe that many even exist), there are also more shelters geared for minorities in the states that can exclude the caucasian community.

Why do you think the standard trope for 'homeless people' is a bedraggled older white guy with a nasty beard and ragged clothes? Because that's who you always see on the streets and the like.

Between daft 'pick and choose' tactics, and putting more work into forcing the homeless out of certain areas or spending tax payers money fining them exorbitant amounts of money for being homeless we waste a lot of what could be used to actually help these people to begin with.
#142 - skebaba (12/28/2015) [-]
How come there are female only shelters, when 70% of homeless are men? Females have more options as homeless than men. There should only be unisex and unirace shelters. Homeless can't be choosers.
#143 - conniev (12/28/2015) [-]
An I wholly agree with you, the homeless can't be choosers, but due to whatever rhetoric about women needing to be protected and the like, and the other rhetoric of the 'macho man' it really does screw over the homeless more than people think.

I see the sexism circlejerks on here all the time, but the people having them aren't really affected too much by the general views expressed. The homeless, however, do.

There are countless shelters for battered and abused wives, for female rape victims and just females in general, and having shelter for them is not a bad thing. The bad thing is to be so focussed on them that we lose sight of everyone else suffering because of it.

Further more, because of the Feminazi/Meninist circle jerks, any attempts to have shelters for men only, for the above stated reasons, are thrown out immediately under the guise of the aforementioned circlejerk, rather than being seen as a legitimate attempt to help them.

TL;DR: Gender stereotypes are screwing over the homeless male populace because people can't be arsed to pull their heads out of their rectums.

Keep in mind that I haven't touched on children only shelters because children are a different case, but if we look at family only shelters(homeless parents with one or more child) it is not unheard of for the shelters to tell homeless fathers that their wives or children can stay, but they have to find other arrangements and come back in the morning for their family, though in fairness, there are not that many fathers homeless with their children, and their are a multitude of programmes to keep parents and their kids off the streets so that it doesn't have to become a problem.
#144 - skebaba (12/28/2015) [-]
Sure. But then why aren't children only shelters segregated by race and gender, if the adult ones are? Also, a woman tried to found over 3 male domestic violence victim shelters in UK, but feminazis started sending her death threats and threatening her. They shot her dog to death with a gun and so she had to jump country to escape from them. The reason for this? "Only males can do domestic violence, so they don't deserve shelters".
#145 - conniev (12/28/2015) [-]
See aforementioned mini-rant about the Feminazi/Meninist circlejerk. I mean, fuck's sake you'd think people would just shut the hell up and look out of their window for two seconds and see the real problems, but like you said, those Feminazi's went ham on the one woman.

As for why the children's shelters aren't segregated? Dunno, have theories though. It's already proven that women's shelters get more govt. funding than regular shelters, on top of what they're given from the public.

My theory is that the children's shelters already get a decent amount of funding(as much as can be considered decent given the organisations we're talking about) so they don't need to play the gender/race game to try to earn more to scrape by. That's my theory anyway.

Children's shelters, and the foster care system, has its own nightmares however, and that's a whole other kettle of fish.

But, just like with most of the SJWs, so many middle to upper class people argue over topics but don't look down to see who the topics are affecting.

Ahh, but now I sound some rambling preacher, and all I meant to do was say that the spike plan is stupid. Ah well, it's good points for people to think about I suppose.

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User avatar #1 - parishailsatan (09/22/2015) [-]
I really don't see what I did wrong with that post. Why is everyone getting mad at me?
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