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skebaba

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Date Signed Up:7/25/2014
Last Login:1/12/2016
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#98 - OMG, yes. Guy ******* Gardner.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2015 on DC masterrace +1
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#100 - sirsnipes (08/14/2015) [-]
Yea, as a green he was kinda a douche, but as a Red wow... + he later on gets all of the rings - he's a badass.
#97 - The Flash, mainly. 08/14/2015 on DC masterrace 0
#95 - I'd like to see a movie where the Mirror Master is the main villain. 08/14/2015 on DC masterrace 0
#97 - How old was that ork, since it was so massive? Have the vampi…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2015 on WH40K Bestiary VI +1
#98 - bobducky (08/14/2015) [-]
#84 - So we just need to teach them until they realise they can make…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/14/2015 on WH40K Bestiary VI +1
#94 - bobducky (08/14/2015) [-]
Teach? An ork? Their race could already wipe out all life in the galaxy if they got their shit together. I even heard tell about a massively powerful ork of the ancient times that straight up choke slammed the Emprah. They never get close though because they keep trying to kill each other off.
#97 - skebaba (08/14/2015) [-]
How old was that ork, since it was so massive? Have the vampire courts and orks ever united against hoomans?
#98 - bobducky (08/14/2015) [-]
#25 - Well, he is the god of change. 08/14/2015 on Wh40K Bestiary III 0
#70 - But couldn't they just believe that the rocks that they throw …  [+] (8 new replies) 08/14/2015 on WH40K Bestiary VI 0
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#73 - Namezone (08/14/2015) [-]
to add further explanation to iqequalzero:

Orkz don't realize they have their powers and cannot take advantage of them like that. BUT, if someone gave them a bunch of rocks painted yellow and they were in a box labelled "nuclear grenades" then it's quite possible they'd work that way, given enough orkz.
#96 - xurantar (08/14/2015) [-]
It'll need to be labeled "Nuklear grenade" for it to really work
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#101 - Namezone (08/14/2015) [-]
"Newkyuller"
#84 - skebaba (08/14/2015) [-]
So we just need to teach them until they realise they can make almost anything happen if they breed enough
#94 - bobducky (08/14/2015) [-]
Teach? An ork? Their race could already wipe out all life in the galaxy if they got their shit together. I even heard tell about a massively powerful ork of the ancient times that straight up choke slammed the Emprah. They never get close though because they keep trying to kill each other off.
#97 - skebaba (08/14/2015) [-]
How old was that ork, since it was so massive? Have the vampire courts and orks ever united against hoomans?
#98 - bobducky (08/14/2015) [-]
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#71 - iqequalzero (08/14/2015) [-]
The power of what they believe is still limited to the output of the orks themselves. Meaning you can only get so much milage out of it.

The power of orkish psyhic power is also primarily telekenetic, making things move faster, making the firing pin in the gun move even though the trigger isnt connected to it, throwing the bullets out of the gun with a bang even though its just a ball of metal with no gunpowder.

The actual ork psychers, the warpheads are the ones who believe they have the power to make things explode, so they do. Something has to be ingrained in the mentality of all orks present for it to actually work. An ork may at some point have thrown a rock believing it would cause an explosion, but since it isnt a belief held by all the other orks, he wasnt able to harness enough energy to actually make it happen.

The reason red ones go faster is because at one point a mek made two trucks and one was red, the other yellow. The red one was made in such a way that it was actually faster, and being the idiots they are, the orks looked at the two trucks and concluded that the most obvious difference, the color, was the cause.

This then quickly became known in the tribe and actually became true due to their psychic power. This belief then managed to spread amongst all orks, probably because the warboss of the tribe in question defeated all his opponents and lead a great waaagh, causing the "red ones go faster" belief to become common orky knowledge.
#4 - Well, only a retard would not try to get free monies. 08/14/2015 on Excuse me 0
#15 - Doesn't look fat enough to be a tumblrina. 08/14/2015 on Determination 0
#48 - No, but there is an enzyme extracted from cow blood used on th… 08/14/2015 on Vegans +1
#44 - But you couldn't use plywood, eat pasta etc.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/14/2015 on Vegans +1
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#47 - therealfell (08/14/2015) [-]
sorry but I've made pasta myself and there's not a damn bit of cow's blood in it
#48 - skebaba (08/14/2015) [-]
No, but there is an enzyme extracted from cow blood used on the pasta as a binding agent. Thus, you are wrong.
#4 - ******* P2W. We should boycott real life for using P2W model. 08/13/2015 on Life +1
#16 - I read around 100 books per year. What now?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2015 on Life Advice 0
#17 - anon (08/13/2015) [-]
Hey man, I want to let you know that you're amazing. I read far less because a) I'm inferior to you and b) I spend all my free time posting sarcastic comments to special snowflakes on FJ.
Keep it up, you star.
#9 - You can split the reality with that magnification. 08/13/2015 on Coool 0
#65 - >Implying they landed in USA >Implying they would ju… 08/13/2015 on Donald Trump 0
#64 - My friend is gonna vote him just to see what crazy **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2015 on Donald Trump -4
#217 - anon (08/13/2015) [-]
Recommend suicide to your friend.
#144 - Do you enjoy your World of Diablo?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2015 on Send help 0
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#147 - edraham (08/13/2015) [-]
Because of Demon Hunter coming in the next expac, right ?
I enjoy it yeah !
#143 - Well, lich kind could return TBH. That's why they put Bolvar t… 08/13/2015 on Send help 0
#11 - That's because the planes didn't destroy the towers, but the t… 08/13/2015 on DONT DO IT! -3
#11 - About 1 3rd of Chinese government computers run on pirated Windows 7. 08/13/2015 on Can't Trump the Bump +2
#20 - Rip in pepsi? 08/13/2015 on Marketing fails +7
#40 - If I'd have to choose my power, I'd want to be able to absorb … 08/13/2015 on Jewpool 0
#69 - Atleast now he will get free food and a roof over his head if …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2015 on Humor 0
#75 - anon (08/13/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**I am surprised most homeless people don't do something like that
#59 - It was only seen as a problem by normies. Nerds didn't see it … 08/13/2015 on Books are the better 0
#76 - It breaks the law, so of course it will.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2015 on Man Catches His Girlfriend... 0
#77 - shredmaster (08/13/2015) [-]
Do you know how often that happens? And how little it's going to matter to a court when there are other more pressing things to sue for? Are you that idiot who sued McDonald's when she spilled hot coffee on herself?


"It breaks the law, so of course it will."
Did you know in Minnesota it's illegal for someone to cross state lines with a duck on their head? I bet that would hold up in court, too. You know, because it breaks the law.

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User avatar #1 - parishailsatan (09/22/2015) [-]
I really don't see what I did wrong with that post. Why is everyone getting mad at me?
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