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#67 - She plays football a lot. Pretty unfair towards the others bec… 12/31/2015 on girls dumps bf cuz her... +1
#65 - I do. The doctors say she is probably gonna reach 2m+ by 18th …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2015 on girls dumps bf cuz her... 0
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#66 - kibuza (12/31/2015) [-]
Well just tell her to get ripped and she can attract all those amazon lovers. Maybe teach her to refer to sex as SnuSnu
#67 - skebaba (12/31/2015) [-]
She plays football a lot. Pretty unfair towards the others because she has such long legs.
#37 - Hah. My sister is 13 and she is about 183cm  [+] (6 new replies) 12/31/2015 on girls dumps bf cuz her... 0
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#51 - kibuza (12/31/2015) [-]
You have a 6' 13 year old sister? For some reason I find it more believable that you don't know measurements.
#93 - richardastley (12/31/2015) [-]
Dat awful big fo a baby!
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#105 - thrifty (12/31/2015) [-]
Dude looks like a fucking hippo....
#65 - skebaba (12/31/2015) [-]
I do. The doctors say she is probably gonna reach 2m+ by 18th birthday.
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#66 - kibuza (12/31/2015) [-]
Well just tell her to get ripped and she can attract all those amazon lovers. Maybe teach her to refer to sex as SnuSnu
#67 - skebaba (12/31/2015) [-]
She plays football a lot. Pretty unfair towards the others because she has such long legs.
#42 - Except humans are animals. We belong to the Animalia kingdom. …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on horse sex 0
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#47 - Haentar (12/31/2015) [-]
mal means 'evil' shooo
#43 - *Asshole white person = white trash 12/31/2015 on Yes 0
#110 - The uppermost one was actually pretty good looking IMO. Love t…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on liar 0
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#157 - fatsigurd (12/31/2015) [-]
too bad she's probably a feminist
#88 - I see why they chose a black guy for his role. 12/31/2015 on #bringtr8-tback +1
#43 - TRAITOR!!!!!!!!!!  [+] (6 new replies) 12/30/2015 on I don't even have fish but... +4
#53 - ghostninjaguy (12/30/2015) [-]
Boba Fett got less screen time then this guy and he's still the coolest motherfucker in Star Wars
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#55 - ohemgeezus (12/30/2015) [-]
How do you figure Boba got less time than him?
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#56 - ghostninjaguy (12/30/2015) [-]
You only see him for 30 seconds at a time, prequels not included. He shows up at the the Star Destroyer for like a minute, once or twice at Cloud City and maybe a few times in Jaba scenes
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#57 - ohemgeezus (12/30/2015) [-]
He has 6 mins total in ep 5, and 10 total in ep 6. I don't think the stormtrooper even had 6 minutes, let alone 16 minutes, and seeing how he's dead, he can't add time on
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#59 - ghostninjaguy (12/30/2015) [-]
Still according to the Star Wars canon before Disney discontinued it he was still a badass, he's taken on Darth Vader several times, started his own mercenary core and survived the sarlacc pit several times. The Spin guy cannot replace this badass mandalorian
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#60 - ohemgeezus (12/30/2015) [-]
I'm not trying to say Boba isn't one of the coolest characters in SW, just that you're wrong in saying Boba had less time on screen than this guy.
#40 - Except he'd either be called Michael Hunt or Mike. You don't u…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/30/2015 on May -5
#47 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
Kid at my school everyone calls Joe then his last name ALWAYS idk it just what you call him even to his face always both names....
#42 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
Thank you for your socially oblivious comment
#41 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
You do if it's funny.
#148 - Except secret bases aren't recorded anywhere, because, well, t… 12/30/2015 on Star Wars Republic Commando... +1
#6 - The most glorious TRAITOR SCUM killing trooper, of course. 12/30/2015 on TR8-T0R 0
#13 - I'd troll tumblrinas by making my pronouns feminazi/ ******… 12/29/2015 on Still think we should just... +1
#148 - Then explain the SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2015 on It's only religion y u heff... 0
#151 - etiennesk (12/29/2015) [-]
forgot the damn image...
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#149 - etiennesk (12/29/2015) [-]
Ack! The Spanish Inquisition?! I didn't expect that!!

actually I did, that's why I mentioned the monarchs. It was under the laws of the King and Queen, attempting to "cleanse" the new country of non-Catholics to make themselves seem more holy, that those people were killed. Clergymen we're not allowed to issue a death penalty, though it can be argued that the Inquisitors very plainly knew the fates of their victims and didn't follow their Catholic duty of protecting them and preserving life.. Catholics had a history of corruption...
#145 - Then explain why "sodomy" is punishable by death acc…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/29/2015 on It's only religion y u heff... 0
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#147 - etiennesk (12/29/2015) [-]
Firstly, it's my understanding that the Church itself has never utilized the death penalty; certain clergymen would be used to determine a heretic, but it was generally the secular Kings who would issue the death order because most kingdoms saw an act against God to be an heinous act against the Kingdom. The worse the Church would do is excommunicate someone.

As for why the Church had for so long condemned sodomy? It was seen as impure. I say was for reasons which I'll explain later. Sodomy is no longer considered a sin, though it is considered dirty... Fun fact: while I was in the army I found out from the Chaplain that sodomy --as well as any sexual position other than missionary-- is still banned, but not by the Church, instead by the army itself the theology behind it was because it was a sexual action which made conception impossible. In Catholicism, sexual actions must, along with being between a married couple, always* be open to the possibility of procreation. This is why it is still a sin for Catholic couples, even married, to use most forms of contraception interestingly, natural family planning is actually allowed and often encouraged for young married couples, despite NFP being more effective than condoms when done correctly .


* funny enough, it is now technically allowed for married couples to participate in other forms of sexual activity. The rule now is evidently: so long as you cum inside her vagina, you can "get hard" as well as "finish her off" any way you wish...
#148 - skebaba (12/29/2015) [-]
Then explain the SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!
#151 - etiennesk (12/29/2015) [-]
forgot the damn image...
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#149 - etiennesk (12/29/2015) [-]
Ack! The Spanish Inquisition?! I didn't expect that!!

actually I did, that's why I mentioned the monarchs. It was under the laws of the King and Queen, attempting to "cleanse" the new country of non-Catholics to make themselves seem more holy, that those people were killed. Clergymen we're not allowed to issue a death penalty, though it can be argued that the Inquisitors very plainly knew the fates of their victims and didn't follow their Catholic duty of protecting them and preserving life.. Catholics had a history of corruption...
#143 - Only murder is a mortal sin, no? He killed that guy to protect…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2015 on It's only religion y u heff... 0
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#161 - grumpexplain (12/29/2015) [-]
Exodus 2:11-5
11 In the course of time Moses grew up. Then he went to see his own people and watched them suffering under forced labor. He saw a Hebrew, one of his own people, being beaten by an Egyptian. 12 He looked all around, and when he didn’t see anyone, he beat the Egyptian to death and hid the body in the sand.

13 When Moses went there the next day, he saw two Hebrew men fighting. He asked the one who started the fight, “Why are you beating another Hebrew?”

14 The man asked, “Who made you our ruler and judge? Are you going to kill me as you killed the Egyptian?” Then Moses was afraid and thought that everyone knew what he had done.

15 When Pharaoh heard what Moses had done, he tried to have him killed. But Moses fled from Pharaoh and settled in the land of Midian.


It was only one, there were no "others." The guy also clearly did not want it.
#97 - You can if you have good enough eyesight.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2015 on Mongols 0
#98 - biater (12/29/2015) [-]
I don't have particularly good eye-sight, but everything I've ever seen has been made of atoms
#4 - Isn't it TR-8R? Or something like that.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2015 on TR8-T0R 0
#5 - xerxic (12/29/2015) [-]
TR8R also works, if you would prefer not to put any emphasis on the O.
Or are you referring to the traitor FN-2187? Or the storm trooper of sick spins? I don't believe we got his number, but apparently, that weapon he's flailing so masterfully is the Z6 Riot Control Baton.
#6 - skebaba (12/30/2015) [-]
The most glorious TRAITOR SCUM killing trooper, of course.
#2 - TRAITOR DETECTED!!!!!!! 12/29/2015 on (untitled) 0
#2 - I don't believe hashtags were a thing back in the days of writ… 12/29/2015 on Obama +1
#161 - The Tree of Knowledge event was his only good thing ever done. 12/29/2015 on legendary sins 0
#5 - That's because she was the first one. Since when has any proto… 12/29/2015 on First Woman Driver in Kabul +9
#37 - I don't see a USA flag on moon, either. There is only the Fren…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/29/2015 on Hash oil..? 0
#46 - abesimpson (12/29/2015) [-]
People thumbed you down don't see the joke or didn't like it.

The flag has been bleached by the sun and is completely white.
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#55 - elyiia (12/29/2015) [-]
The joke has been told so many times, it has a negative humour value.
#58 - abesimpson (12/29/2015) [-]
I guess I haven't noticed then. Now that you mention it, one search shows a bunch of related jokes.

Once again, my search for original humor continues.
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#60 - elyiia (12/29/2015) [-]
I was being hyperbolic, but the "French" flag on moon really has been done to death. Frankly, I'm surprised you haven't heard it.
#48 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
Everyone gets it unfortunately it isn't funny at all
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#49 - abesimpson (12/29/2015) [-]
Hence my reaction pic and "or didn't like it".
#10 - If he is shot and dies, then it can be proven that he exists. … 12/29/2015 on even more facts +2
#17 - Thick hips != fat  [+] (13 new replies) 12/29/2015 on Anon doesn't like fat chicks +24
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#18 - europe (12/29/2015) [-]
Except they actually love obese women
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#34 - enlightednatzie (12/29/2015) [-]
That is because they are easier to catch.
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#20 - oodlesandoodles (12/29/2015) [-]
We do? I had no idea!

I'm black, and I have no attraction to fat women.
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#35 - enlightednatzie (12/29/2015) [-]
He has obviusly seen too mucg on mtv. We all know that black people prefer white women.
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#28 - minecraftlamer (12/29/2015) [-]
how would you even know what we are talking about, you are black we all know blacks can't read
#41 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
What if he is a whigger
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#29 - oodlesandoodles (12/29/2015) [-]
Good point
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#21 - europe (12/29/2015) [-]
Obviously not every single black dude
It's a lot more popular among black dudes either way
In certain parts of Africa they stuff brides with high-fat milk before their weddings so that they become essentially obese. They roll a piece of food over their feet so prevent the brides from puking it all out.
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#22 - oodlesandoodles (12/29/2015) [-]
A fetishist can be anyone. White, black, asian, whatever. If a black man likes fat women, that makes him a fetishist. So, to say "black men and fetishists," is to say "every single black man"
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#23 - europe (12/29/2015) [-]
You can't deny that it's a lot more common among black dudes than any other ethnicity...
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#24 - oodlesandoodles (12/29/2015) [-]
Without statistical evidence, I can't. What I will say is that, yeah, most of the ghetto folk go after fat chicks because they're easier to score and too much ass is better than no ass. I see where you're coming from, I just don't think it's necessarily correct.
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#68 - wotlqq (12/29/2015) [-]
I think the origin comes from africa where beeing fat is a sign of good life and wealth. That is why black people from africa and not america prefer fat chicks
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#45 - meganinja (12/29/2015) [-]
There isn't going to be statistical evidence for that.
#56 - Those knuckleduster ones looked really cool. With a refinement…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2015 on Lovers Past +2
#68 - einsampibroch (12/29/2015) [-]
I never thought of it that way...

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User avatar #1 - parishailsatan (09/22/2015) [-]
I really don't see what I did wrong with that post. Why is everyone getting mad at me?
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