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#12 - Call of duty: Modern Buttplay  [+] (12 new replies) 11/12/2013 on Suspicious Lemon -2
User avatar #13 - silasersej (11/12/2013) [-]
Thanks

no really
#19 - alteraytion (11/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #20 - silasersej (11/12/2013) [-]
oh sweet it's from rockstar
User avatar #15 - goodguygary (11/12/2013) [-]
it's from Assualt Amphibians 2013 edition

you really wanna know where it's from?
User avatar #16 - silasersej (11/12/2013) [-]
yes please
User avatar #17 - goodguygary (11/12/2013) [-]
L.A Noire, pretty fun game
#18 - silasersej (11/12/2013) [-]
You really are a good guy, goodguygary.
Thanks.
User avatar #21 - goodguygary (11/12/2013) [-]
also, at the cost of sounding like a total retard, if you don't know about it, check out Red Dead Redemption as well
User avatar #22 - silasersej (11/12/2013) [-]
Tried it out once at my friend's. It was okay, I may download it again cuz i'm a broke ass bitch
User avatar #23 - goodguygary (11/12/2013) [-]
it's got a good story, honestly it's the one game that made me bawl like a bitch at the end of it.
User avatar #24 - silasersej (11/12/2013) [-]
Never finished it
I cried my eyes out at the end of GTA V 'cause I chose to kill Trevor and I regret immediately.
User avatar #25 - goodguygary (11/12/2013) [-]
haven't played GTA V yet god damn spoilers, i tell you what but if that makes you sad, then RDD should Def evoke some feels
#4 - bbz u kno i cnt resist wen u tlak dirty 11/10/2013 on skaife's profile 0
#64 - And to those thumbing down a casual conversation, I don't real… 11/09/2013 on hueheu +8
#56 - Pfft, no idea. One of the benefits of coming from a family com… 11/09/2013 on hueheu 0
#51 - Not to sound like a liberal hemp shirt wearing twat, but prett…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/09/2013 on hueheu 0
#53 - nehger (11/09/2013) [-]
What I don't understand with these people...
They are obviously liberated of having any shame whatsoever, so why not do something else you always wanted? Like buying shit-ton of Lego to build all those lego castles you always wanted to build. I wish I had that brony mentality just so I could let that childhood dream come true
#56 - skaife (11/09/2013) [-]
Pfft, no idea. One of the benefits of coming from a family comprised of loud, unstable alcoholics is that the idea of shame is pretty much self conceived. The quicker you realise that others are too busy worrying about themselves to care about you, the quicker you can get to behaving like an idiot in public.
#50 - People are allowed to be dickheads, I'm afraid. Try to ignore … 11/09/2013 on hueheu -6
#26 - Gonna be honest here boys, never really got the unconditional …  [+] (19 new replies) 11/09/2013 on hueheu +20
#130 - nathanthemighty (11/09/2013) [-]
If you look for the good in something, you will find it, if you search for the dark, it is all you will see.
User avatar #117 - Sethorein (11/09/2013) [-]
there was a dark period on funnyjunk a year or so ago partway into season 2 of MLP. Bronies would spam uploads of unfunny pictures from mylittlebrony.com or their shitty OCs.

The other bronies would spam thumb them up. Past page 2 of content, you'd be inundated with a pony pics.

That pissed off most of FJ. Now it's just pettiness. Nobody even uses ponytime anymore.
#102 - omnomonramen (11/09/2013) [-]
You know I watched all the MLP episodes a while back, and I enjoyed it. I have never mentioned this or posted anything MLP related on this site because I'm literally scared of what the community might do to me.
User avatar #111 - thisjunkisntfunny (11/09/2013) [-]
Quite honestly you might be better off just watching the show and not conversing with the fandom or getting involved since theres a lot of hate and weird shit.
User avatar #101 - redstain (11/09/2013) [-]
What I've noticed is that if people don't like something, they will go out of their way to find the bad stuff. That stuff that people are showing below are the kind stuff that bronies cringe at as well. Most bronies I have met are normal people that just happen to like MLP
User avatar #94 - zuflux (11/09/2013) [-]
Pff, get a proper shiiield! Errybody knows Havels and Artorias's greatshields are da bess sheilds for blocking incoming hate in the form of physical violence.
User avatar #84 - thesovereigngrave (11/09/2013) [-]
Because all people tend to see are the really horrific ones. The ones that do the really freaky and fucked up shit.
#69 - theblargypargler (11/09/2013) [-]
I find them creepy, and just annoying. I was a brony, then after I watched a pink horse sing to a bunch of rednecks and buffalo about sharing, I was like what the fuck. A few of the things I hate about them I list here.
1. They try desperately to make it seem like MLP is mature.
2. Shipping.
3. The need to consume hasbro merchandise, even though they'll never play with the toys.
4. Leaving the gene pool in an attempt to act like they have a pony girlfriend.
5. Actively shrugging off it's motives such as "love and tolerate," Christ, they fight amongst themselves.
6. Their conventions. Jesus Christ, they run around in costumes from a show for little girls- completely seriously! I don't think even a devout brony could say that that was normal in all honesty.
#143 - anonymous (11/09/2013) [-]
Had to split this up due to character count.
5. Yes, even I as a Brony will admit that the community has seriously turned their backs on the messages that at the start we had once followed. I myself still try to live by the code of love and tolerate. After all who am I to judge others? Liking MLP is weird, it's not normal I'm fully aware, it's strange yes, but you know what? I'm ok with that. It's not right nor fair to say someone is wrong, a faggot, a fool, a retard etc just because they like something you don't or they like something and you can't understand why. I'll never get the obsession with game of thrones or breaking bad etc, they're good shows but I don't get the hype, same with doctor who. But I don't go hating every time is see a Dr.who reference or a crossover etc (which there are often quite a bit of) because I know that I like what I like and they like what they like, I wouldn't like them ragging on me, so why should I them. TL;DR not all us bronies are as you guys think
#140 - anonymous (11/09/2013) [-]
Those are some interesting points you have there.
1. As opposed to what? Every other anime/tv series/book/movie out there? As if DBZ fans haven't tried to make it seem cooler then in is? How about naruto fans? Bleach? How the bronies act about MLP in that regard is no different from any other fandom.
2. Pretty much the exact same example as number 1. Just with a different subject.
3. I'll be honest and say I'm a Brony myself, no point in lying, but I don't consume hasbro products like you seem to think every Brony does, because we don't. Then again you never really said it was aimed at every Brony, but it was implied.
4. Same argument again as points 1&2 just different subject matter. How many crazy anime fans have claimed a character from said show is their bf/gf?
6. (Yes I'm going to come back to 5) this again is the same argument as the previous ones, how many anime conventions have people dress up like the characters from the show?
#64 - skaife (11/09/2013) [-]
And to those thumbing down a casual conversation, I don't really mind. Everyone can have an opinion. But know that thumbing people down for having a different opinion seems a bit childish, and prevents the fj community from maturing.

Just a thought.
User avatar #40 - theimmortalbeaver (11/09/2013) [-]
An old friend of mine occasionally goes on 30-minute-long rants about his more recent roommates in college. It's been a parade of bronies, and they're all horrible people on just about every level. The fact that they watch a show for little girls is usually the least off thing about them. They just take it to a really disturbing, unhealthy level.

I should point out that this doesn't mean that I think that all bronies are horrible people, just, well, most of them. Furthermore, with their horrifying presence on the internet (see just about anything else in this comment section for that), I have a really hard time NOT disliking bronies based on principle.
#37 - nehger (11/09/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q6DUnvoDbY
Oh and because GROWN MEN pretend this is absolutely normal behaviour
#51 - skaife (11/09/2013) [-]
Not to sound like a liberal hemp shirt wearing twat, but pretty much every hobby has weird ass sects and behaviours associated with them. Not in the defense of this, this is fucking weird, but using it as a benchmark of an entire group of people is pretty strange.
#53 - nehger (11/09/2013) [-]
What I don't understand with these people...
They are obviously liberated of having any shame whatsoever, so why not do something else you always wanted? Like buying shit-ton of Lego to build all those lego castles you always wanted to build. I wish I had that brony mentality just so I could let that childhood dream come true
#56 - skaife (11/09/2013) [-]
Pfft, no idea. One of the benefits of coming from a family comprised of loud, unstable alcoholics is that the idea of shame is pretty much self conceived. The quicker you realise that others are too busy worrying about themselves to care about you, the quicker you can get to behaving like an idiot in public.
#35 - nehger (11/09/2013) [-]
Liking a show meant for little girls is one thing

Acting like it's some sort of lifestyle, and pretending you are really open minded because you do, that's something else
User avatar #149 - pseudobob (11/09/2013) [-]
There's absolutely nothing wrong with being outside of the target audience for a show and still liking it, even if that target audience is little girls. like power puff girls and people used to like the original MLP, too I like MLP, or at least I liked the first two seasons, and maybe I'm being a little ironic (or 'euphoric', god I hate that meme) but I do enjoy the fact that very few people can see past their rage and respect MLP for being a decent show.

But, in the end, you're absolutely right. Bronies take it way too far. I feel like they're actively mispronouncing and misspelling their own slogan. What should be "Love and Tolerate" is actually "Love Intolerance". Feeding trolls is the one thing bronies are really good at, and it's bringing a terrible name to the entire franchise. Hell, the moment you bring up anything regarding ponies or even horses, either a brony will start posting irrelevant shite, a hater will start a rally, or, usually, both.

It's tiring, I tell you, it really is. Why can't this just stop already?
#50 - skaife (11/09/2013) [-]
People are allowed to be dickheads, I'm afraid. Try to ignore idiots and you will generally be more happy in life, laughing is the best way to piss people off also. It's fantastic.
#6 - This is going to probably incur a ******* quote o…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/01/2013 on hmmm +29
#51 - cfourthewin (11/01/2013) [-]
my vision of death is that it doesn't matter what's on the other side. everything becomes irelevant. death can be whatever you want it to be. however, this body stays behind, that's for sure.

not to imply that anyone cares deeply about my opinion. just thought it sounded somewhat interesting
#26 - herbolifee (11/01/2013) [-]
Well it's true isn't it.

Either there is an afterlife and we'll be able to enjoy it, or there isn't and since we won't exist anymore we can't care about it either.
User avatar #35 - menqudoneix (11/01/2013) [-]
I feel like when people say this, they don't fully understand that it's not just that you won't care, you cease to be entirely. whether or not you care is irrelevant.

Now I'm thinking about this shit again.
#13 - If you guys haven't seen the new support changes, educate yose… 11/01/2013 on me and my friend in bot lane 0
#13 - They're actually fun as **** , normally there's li…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/01/2013 on Disco +86
User avatar #88 - niggastolemyname (11/01/2013) [-]
"God bless you, bald fat man." -Skaife
User avatar #89 - quoterox (11/01/2013) [-]
Thanks, niggastolemyname.

Quoted.
#5 - As opposed to the greatest superhero ever, man porn child  [+] (3 new replies) 11/01/2013 on Dat Hero Name +91
#43 - vapaus (11/01/2013) [-]
Wheeler Thread?
#59 - blokrokker (11/01/2013) [-]
#11 - anonymous (11/01/2013) [-]
A child conceived on a gay porn set. That would be amazing
#12 - Take it away for the human ******* goomba, ladies… 11/01/2013 on Have you ever been hit so... +1
#7 - Up to you to have an opinion dude, I can respect it. I thought… 10/25/2013 on aww.. +1
#5 - A lot of kid Cudi's stuff is actually about how much his life …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/25/2013 on aww.. +18
User avatar #6 - captainfuckitall (10/25/2013) [-]
Then I've heard the wrong songs.

I guess I just have a bias against rappers, as I think the art has degenerated and thus just assume everyone who is or is aspiring to be a rapper is just a pathetic excuse of an 'artist'. Very few that I've seen have been able to differ from this opinion of mine.
User avatar #59 - dsgbiohazard (10/25/2013) [-]
Why are you getting thumbed down? I respect how openly you admit things.
User avatar #61 - captainfuckitall (10/25/2013) [-]
It's alright. Thumbs may be considered currency here, but in reality they are just the representation of over-all opinions. My opinion is seen as uninformed or negative by the majority, and so they have every right to thumb me down.
User avatar #62 - dsgbiohazard (10/25/2013) [-]
But you didn't say anything that could make people thumb you down. You openly admitted your faults, and that you made assumptions. You basically just said there might be hope in rap, and that you failed to notice it.

Keep it real man.
#7 - skaife (10/25/2013) [-]
Up to you to have an opinion dude, I can respect it. I thought the same until fairly recently.
#15 - Because it was. It definitely was. 10/25/2013 on BF4 boats are OP +17
#6 - I feel as if Spiderman Fuel would make an excellent tagline fo… 10/24/2013 on Avenger 2 0
#31 - Every time I see this the velvety tones of Simon & Garfunk… 10/24/2013 on First world problems +2
#108 - So basically you've got the choice of a douchebag, a bitch, a …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2013 on Which one are you? +5
User avatar #198 - fuckthepopo (10/24/2013) [-]
Tell me, what is your social position?
#24 - I'll take it man 10/21/2013 on How it should be done +1
#21 - He is a cool dude, I like him. But I swear to god if I see ano…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2013 on How it should be done +4
#23 - tokerpoker (10/21/2013) [-]
Oh well yea, lol people are idiots, I'm sure there is like a feminist dying internally from rage. Gotta take the noobs with the funny haha.
#24 - skaife (10/21/2013) [-]
I'll take it man
#18 - Ok, first off. This mans shirt. Holy **** . Second…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/21/2013 on How it should be done +50
User avatar #131 - ImsoObvious (10/22/2013) [-]
the shirts pretty cool actually
User avatar #70 - loomiss (10/22/2013) [-]
"What's up cutie" works for me in real life I have gotten so many girls numbers leading with such a simple phrase.
It doesn't matter what you really say, just gotta sound confident and look confident.
Hell I've started conversations by asking girls if they like celery.
User avatar #58 - xdeathspawnx (10/21/2013) [-]
It isn't not being attracted to him that people are angry about. You can't get mad at someone because they aren't attracted to everybody. It's about how she didn't want to go out with him until she saw the car.
User avatar #37 - tazzerz (10/21/2013) [-]
That's the point, She would no way in hell have gone with him if he did not have that car.
#19 - tokerpoker (10/21/2013) [-]
Lol dude watch some more of vitalyz videos.
#21 - skaife (10/21/2013) [-]
He is a cool dude, I like him. But I swear to god if I see another 14 year old call all women scum because of a retard member of the same gender again I will stab myself in the fucking eyes.
#23 - tokerpoker (10/21/2013) [-]
Oh well yea, lol people are idiots, I'm sure there is like a feminist dying internally from rage. Gotta take the noobs with the funny haha.
#24 - skaife (10/21/2013) [-]
I'll take it man
#14 - Comment deleted 10/21/2013 on I always wondered how these... 0
#17 - I can respect his devotion to a well cheesed meal 10/19/2013 on Title +20
#7 - Funnyjunk comments section filled with cutting edge contrevers… 10/18/2013 on Cookie apocalypse begins now +97
#4 - You cheeky **** 10/15/2013 on Cool time lapse of road... -1
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User avatar #3 - closingcube **User deleted account** (11/10/2013) [-]
bby you dun kno how gud ur but is

letts phuk in butt
#4 to #3 - skaife (11/10/2013) [-]
bbz u kno i cnt resist wen u tlak dirty
User avatar #1 - davidavidson (01/13/2013) [-]
BUTT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
#2 to #1 - skaife (01/13/2013) [-]
Yup
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