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#78 - Damn, I guess that's one way to send a message 10/08/2012 on My here 0
#70 - If I didn't tell her that she shouldn't do that because I wasn…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/08/2012 on My here +2
#75 - stripeygreenhat (10/08/2012) [-]
But what if you didn't find out until she had already been doing that for a year? Wouldn't you be kind of creeped out? The girl had no idea he would try and follow her across the world. She had not opportunity to stop him.

#2 - These guys are definitely programmers 10/02/2012 on Dancing in the Office +25
#1 - ******* ROMAN I WILL NOT GO ******* BOWLING 09/30/2012 on no title here +13
#14 - I agree. That is the face of a beautiful man. 09/22/2012 on My Dad In High School +24
#19 - Does anyone else feel as if they missed a panel in this comic?… 09/22/2012 on Paramadox 0
#22 - ****** GOT HIM 09/22/2012 on Comeback +5
#16 - k 09/13/2012 on When Superman gets bored +3
#11 - Escape velocity from earth is about 11km per second for any gi…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/13/2012 on When Superman gets bored +24
#14 - aksion (09/13/2012) [-]
your all retarded none of that would happen cuz its superman so he can flip a coin to space no problem and its just a coin not a bomb so none of that would happen idiots think befor posting about things u dont understand
#67 - gabrielbelmont (09/13/2012) [-]
#16 - skaife (09/13/2012) [-]
k
#71 - Picture 09/13/2012 on Make it Rain +7
#813 - Jack Bauer, 50 cent and Bender? Multi-coloured ******* … 09/08/2012 on Zombie Apocalypse Game: Who... 0
#90 - Well it looks like I must be wrong according to 4 *****… 09/05/2012 on Einsteins Riddle 0
#33 - 1800-1899 is the 19th century, so he would have been in his te…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/05/2012 on Einsteins Riddle -2
User avatar #38 - DrBobsPatient (09/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, but he was born in 1879, so in the early 1800s, he's saying einstein would be -60 years old...
User avatar #49 - JayC (09/05/2012) [-]
if you had read the words carefully you would have read "early DURING the 19th century" implying it was early for Einstein not early for the 19th century
#90 - skaife (09/05/2012) [-]
Well it looks like I must be wrong according to 4 fuckwits who believe a typo must mean it never happened. Brilliant.


Thank you JayC, by the way.
User avatar #39 - frolacosta (09/05/2012) [-]
It obviously means early in Einsteins life and not early in that century.
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#112 - Also the only ****** blocking most of the damn wo… 08/29/2012 on The Dark Knight Rises +2
#67 - He's profit lemon  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2012 on Items +3
#79 - sjakk (08/21/2012) [-]
User avatar #70 - theghostrider (08/21/2012) [-]
At least I can burn down your house with the lemon....
#18 - >Be lifeguard >Have slide at a pool nearby which goe…  [+] (17 new replies) 08/21/2012 on Your biggest childhood fear +176
#192 - andrewtheclark has deleted their comment.
User avatar #134 - condormcninja (08/21/2012) [-]
Couldn't they just look closely to see who goes in the slide ad puts the razer blades in, and catch the horrible mother fucker?
#67 - ponymagic (08/21/2012) [-]
User avatar #36 - markenftw (08/21/2012) [-]
Sometimes people put AIDS-infected needles in slides too.
User avatar #205 - Ranpu Dentro (08/21/2012) [-]
There have also been problems with people putting AID-infected needles under the rubber grip of gas pumps.
User avatar #187 - dashdashdash (08/21/2012) [-]
OH GOD are you serious?! am never NEVER EVER EVER EVER going on a slide again.
User avatar #195 - markenftw (08/21/2012) [-]
I'm dead serious. Some people actually do this.
#202 - trollpants (08/21/2012) [-]
The ball pit at the Chuck E' Cheese was removed for similar reasons.

To this day, I have never been in a ball pit. feelsbadman.jpg
User avatar #237 - ElegantSiren (08/21/2012) [-]
Someone put a needle in a jar full of candy at a store not from my house a few years ago. Some little girl ended up getting hep c from it and the store shut down for a year to make sure nothing else was contaminated.
User avatar #204 - markenftw (08/21/2012) [-]
I have heard such stories about ball pits, too. Kinda freaky that some people would do something like that to be honest.
#117 - anonymous (08/21/2012) [-]
#30 - theawkwardbros (08/21/2012) [-]
I'm never going down any type of slide again.
#28 - essaressa (08/21/2012) [-]
User avatar #24 - anomorphous (08/21/2012) [-]
I just became so afraid of waterslides and pools that I'm now made entirely of oil
User avatar #23 - lumpyruthafurd (08/21/2012) [-]
i heard a similar myth but they did it with bubble gum and razor blades still scary as hell
#22 - analbreach (08/21/2012) [-]
And my fear of waterslides has been officially set in place.
#140 - sunnydaycoffee (08/21/2012) [-]
DO NOT WORRY. Before you go down the water slide, look in the guy's hands infront of you in line. If he has nothing in his hands and goes down and you don't hear him yell up (There be razors down he dawg) Then you can go.
#11 - DESHAY DESHAY BASARAH BASARAH DESHAY DESHAY BASARAH BASARAH DE…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/17/2012 on the dream +4
User avatar #14 - puccypirateisback (08/17/2012) [-]
"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. I can do those things because I'm not a hero, not like Dent. I killed those people, that's what I can be. I'm whatever Gotham needs me to be."
User avatar #13 - fooljamable (08/17/2012) [-]
"what does that mean?" "Rise"
#4 - SP00N, STOP ******* ABOUT 08/16/2012 on Bane's Mask 0
#180 - I think Nickleback's earlier stuff is actually pretty good. Pi…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2012 on The Horror +3
#183 - nightauditor (08/16/2012) [-]
I have to agree. It may all sound the same, but some of the older stuff is quite nice. I never understood the whole "nickleback sucks" internet thing, that it has somehow become.

They sure as hell aren´t the best band in the world, but then there´s Bieber....

Just saing.
#41 - Do you reckon in some crazy money making scheme, they decided … 08/09/2012 on Scent elves +1
#1 - High five turned massive full bodied brohug bottom right  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2012 on Everyones face when more... +2
User avatar #2 - nexu (08/07/2012) [-]
Lot's of them were doing that shortly after this gif
#263 - MS paint skills off the ******* charts 07/20/2012 on Why am I not supprised? +53
#28 - Oop, looks like my 5 year old daughter is dangerously close to… 07/16/2012 on Brave Little Girl Saves Cat... +8
#186 - Spare me, all powerful overlords. 07/16/2012 on It's that time again. . . +3
#35 - np 07/16/2012 on Its sad to say..... +2
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User avatar #3 - closingcube **User deleted account** (11/10/2013) [-]
bby you dun kno how gud ur but is

letts phuk in butt
#4 to #3 - skaife (11/10/2013) [-]
bbz u kno i cnt resist wen u tlak dirty
User avatar #1 - davidavidson (01/13/2013) [-]
BUTT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
#2 to #1 - skaife (01/13/2013) [-]
Yup
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