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#777416 - yeah the intel card ******** . its based off ur RA…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/28/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #777420 - makotoitou (12/28/2013) [-]
Damn. Well I'ma get a new laptop soon to replace this shitbucket so ye.
User avatar #777437 - sjakk (12/28/2013) [-]
get a desktop if you want value, but its also hella expensive
User avatar #777438 - makotoitou (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm moving around a lot and going to college after this year, so while it is value the mobility is something good.
#777445 - sjakk (12/28/2013) [-]
ah well, be sure to not get Intel graphics this time
User avatar #777446 - makotoitou (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, got this one as a gift a few years ago. Any suggestions?
User avatar #777448 - sjakk (12/28/2013) [-]
budget, prefered site, size?

best thing would find some unbranded or not heard off, which all the money goes directly to the hardware
User avatar #777450 - makotoitou (12/28/2013) [-]
Doesn't really matter on those criterias, I'm not all that smart on this stuff so something that doesn't require too much work would be better.
User avatar #777451 - sjakk (12/28/2013) [-]
gief price range and site then, amazon?
#777409 - well if you used Can you run it, you can look it from there. o…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/28/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #777412 - makotoitou (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, here's what I got

Minimum: NVIDIA GeForce 8600 GT / ATI Radeon HD 2600 XT or greater
You Have: Mobile Intel(R) 4 Series Express Chipset Family

Dedicated Video RAM 256 MB 64 MB

Yet I can run Awesomenauts at the same time and yet it requires 256MB. Is my Video Card just fucked beyond help?
User avatar #777416 - sjakk (12/28/2013) [-]
yeah the intel card bullshit. its based off ur RAM turning it into VRAM aka it sucks and you can't change cards in laptops which blows

sorry for you loss
User avatar #777420 - makotoitou (12/28/2013) [-]
Damn. Well I'ma get a new laptop soon to replace this shitbucket so ye.
User avatar #777437 - sjakk (12/28/2013) [-]
get a desktop if you want value, but its also hella expensive
User avatar #777438 - makotoitou (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm moving around a lot and going to college after this year, so while it is value the mobility is something good.
#777445 - sjakk (12/28/2013) [-]
ah well, be sure to not get Intel graphics this time
User avatar #777446 - makotoitou (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, got this one as a gift a few years ago. Any suggestions?
User avatar #777448 - sjakk (12/28/2013) [-]
budget, prefered site, size?

best thing would find some unbranded or not heard off, which all the money goes directly to the hardware
User avatar #777450 - makotoitou (12/28/2013) [-]
Doesn't really matter on those criterias, I'm not all that smart on this stuff so something that doesn't require too much work would be better.
User avatar #777451 - sjakk (12/28/2013) [-]
gief price range and site then, amazon?
#777404 - you say your specs to us  [+] (12 new replies) 12/28/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #777406 - makotoitou (12/28/2013) [-]
How do?
User avatar #777409 - sjakk (12/28/2013) [-]
well if you used Can you run it, you can look it from there. only thing that really matters is graphics card, and i assume ur on a laptop with a Intel card.
User avatar #777412 - makotoitou (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, here's what I got

Minimum: NVIDIA GeForce 8600 GT / ATI Radeon HD 2600 XT or greater
You Have: Mobile Intel(R) 4 Series Express Chipset Family

Dedicated Video RAM 256 MB 64 MB

Yet I can run Awesomenauts at the same time and yet it requires 256MB. Is my Video Card just fucked beyond help?
User avatar #777416 - sjakk (12/28/2013) [-]
yeah the intel card bullshit. its based off ur RAM turning it into VRAM aka it sucks and you can't change cards in laptops which blows

sorry for you loss
User avatar #777420 - makotoitou (12/28/2013) [-]
Damn. Well I'ma get a new laptop soon to replace this shitbucket so ye.
User avatar #777437 - sjakk (12/28/2013) [-]
get a desktop if you want value, but its also hella expensive
User avatar #777438 - makotoitou (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm moving around a lot and going to college after this year, so while it is value the mobility is something good.
#777445 - sjakk (12/28/2013) [-]
ah well, be sure to not get Intel graphics this time
User avatar #777446 - makotoitou (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, got this one as a gift a few years ago. Any suggestions?
User avatar #777448 - sjakk (12/28/2013) [-]
budget, prefered site, size?

best thing would find some unbranded or not heard off, which all the money goes directly to the hardware
User avatar #777450 - makotoitou (12/28/2013) [-]
Doesn't really matter on those criterias, I'm not all that smart on this stuff so something that doesn't require too much work would be better.
User avatar #777451 - sjakk (12/28/2013) [-]
gief price range and site then, amazon?
#776437 - Doom 12/27/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +2
#93540 - Michael jeane jarre - Oxygenè 12/27/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#111 - Picture 12/26/2013 on Seriously.. 0
#93444 - Picture 12/26/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +2
#93388 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
User avatar #93447 - legendaryhero (12/26/2013) [-]
thank you !
#93287 - The doors, Wish you were here and Shade of deep purple on vinyl  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #93288 - revengeforfreeze (12/24/2013) [-]
nice
#769323 - oh desac contributed with it, cheers 12/24/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#769322 - no clue man, but if you have not seen the dope stuff watch out…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #769323 - sjakk (12/24/2013) [-]
oh desac contributed with it, cheers
#769311 - cringe fest, too bad dope dident review this year's. but that …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/24/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #769322 - sjakk (12/24/2013) [-]
no clue man, but if you have not seen the dope stuff watch out this snippet

www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=40Weg6gf_wU#t=241
User avatar #769323 - sjakk (12/24/2013) [-]
oh desac contributed with it, cheers
User avatar #769315 - cycloneclone (12/24/2013) [-]
Do you have link for the source of that gif
User avatar #769316 - desacabose (12/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #769319 - cycloneclone (12/24/2013) [-]
that's great
#767628 - Warioland 4 12/23/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#92531 - Picture 12/19/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#760129 - seems? play it before taking a statement 12/18/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +2
#92061 - Picture 12/15/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#17111 - and thats sad with no 3D cinemas  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2013 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #17116 - IamKingNothing (12/15/2013) [-]
yea man.......
#17110 - yep, def pick it up when it comes out, its a great watch. thin…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2013 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #17111 - sjakk (12/15/2013) [-]
and thats sad with no 3D cinemas
User avatar #17116 - IamKingNothing (12/15/2013) [-]
yea man.......
#17108 - way more action and a great follow up to the third. well if yo…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/15/2013 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #17109 - IamKingNothing (12/15/2013) [-]
I live in a country in the caribbean, no 3D cinemas for me.... i got a nice little set up at home though.....
User avatar #17110 - sjakk (12/15/2013) [-]
yep, def pick it up when it comes out, its a great watch. think you'll like it alot more than the first one
User avatar #17111 - sjakk (12/15/2013) [-]
and thats sad with no 3D cinemas
User avatar #17116 - IamKingNothing (12/15/2013) [-]
yea man.......
#17106 - Smaug's? yeah its way better paced than the first one jumps st…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/15/2013 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #17107 - IamKingNothing (12/15/2013) [-]
k, i just watched the first one.... it was good, i liked it...... gonna wait to see the other one, might buy it on blu ray.... think it is worth it?
User avatar #17108 - sjakk (12/15/2013) [-]
way more action and a great follow up to the third. well if you're not too fond of the 3D and cinemas you can probably just wait, its really good.

actually just came home from watching it, i sat at a messed up angle so the 3D was just sick annoying but it worked really well, would've been better sitting in the middle ofc.
User avatar #17109 - IamKingNothing (12/15/2013) [-]
I live in a country in the caribbean, no 3D cinemas for me.... i got a nice little set up at home though.....
User avatar #17110 - sjakk (12/15/2013) [-]
yep, def pick it up when it comes out, its a great watch. think you'll like it alot more than the first one
User avatar #17111 - sjakk (12/15/2013) [-]
and thats sad with no 3D cinemas
User avatar #17116 - IamKingNothing (12/15/2013) [-]
yea man.......
#91920 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#91944 - themagicwizard (12/14/2013) [-]
those last two band names
User avatar #91971 - misticalz (12/14/2013) [-]
LEL
#91798 - Ozzy ruled this tour and yeah that drum solo 12/13/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#753314 - glad i could help 12/12/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +3
#753307 - its a game  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +3
User avatar #753310 - samous (12/12/2013) [-]
oh realy?
User avatar #753314 - sjakk (12/12/2013) [-]
glad i could help
#749453 - get hyped think i have to say mario 64  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #749456 - gabemczombie (12/09/2013) [-]
Oh... Fascinating.
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#109 - anonymous (05/13/2014) [-]
at du fortsatt bruker denne siden meng

siden her er mer utdatert enn bestemorra mi
User avatar #110 to #109 - sjakk (05/13/2014) [-]
r00d
User avatar #91 - revengeforfreeze (10/23/2013) [-]
addicted to that song...
User avatar #92 to #91 - sjakk (10/23/2013) [-]
WAAAAAAR god?
User avatar #95 to #92 - revengeforfreeze (10/23/2013) [-]
btw not sure if you or chuck schuldiner in your profile pic
User avatar #96 to #95 - sjakk (10/23/2013) [-]
ofc its chuck, chuck RUUUULES
User avatar #94 to #92 - revengeforfreeze (10/23/2013) [-]
liker du o spille sjakk?
User avatar #97 to #94 - sjakk (10/23/2013) [-]
instrument? vidya games?
User avatar #98 to #97 - revengeforfreeze (10/23/2013) [-]
no i mean chess XD

and.. instruments too maybe?
User avatar #99 to #98 - sjakk (10/23/2013) [-]
**** chess

yeah i play guitar, do you play any instrument?

er du norsk eller svensk
User avatar #100 to #99 - revengeforfreeze (10/23/2013) [-]
xd

guitar, bass, tried some electric drums but it went.. meh. i want real ones though

svensk xd
User avatar #101 to #100 - sjakk (10/23/2013) [-]
JULMUST BITCHESSSSS


that is nice, i want real drums as well, tried electric but its so retarded, too digital. but acoustic drums make a **** ton of noise.

mainly guitar or bass?
User avatar #102 to #101 - revengeforfreeze (10/23/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, love that ****

Mhmm.. I don't really have a place to play except for my grandfathers place where he grew up. Electric doesn't make the right sounds really for me.

mainly guitar but then i just stopped for a while. guess it had to do with my fecking ehh.. you know the hole where you put in the cord? it's like broken. it's no longer attatched to the hole itself, the pipe, so it's just free inside of the enhancer..
User avatar #103 to #102 - sjakk (10/23/2013) [-]
yeah it just feels crap, maybe if you buy some hi-end it would be nice but acoustic is where its at.

jack plug? yeah should get that fixed, but you play metal i assume, played long?

4yrs here i own a RG50TC and a LTD-EX 400, but the tubes has gone to **** in the amp
User avatar #104 to #103 - revengeforfreeze (10/23/2013) [-]
not sure actually

mostly black metal yes, played for about 4-5 years I think

I see. That feel.
User avatar #105 to #104 - sjakk (10/23/2013) [-]
got any nifty **** to reccommend?


Windir - Svartesmeden og Lundamyrstrollet
User avatar #106 to #105 - revengeforfreeze (10/23/2013) [-]
Tbh listening to jazz right now..

Anaal Nathrakh - Do Not Speak else this I guesss
User avatar #107 to #106 - sjakk (10/23/2013) [-]
jazz is cool especially miles davis, but yeah sorry to interrupt with some chaotic stuff (which is pretty cool) check it out when you are in the mood.
User avatar #108 to #107 - revengeforfreeze (10/23/2013) [-]
I think I'mma check tomorrow it's late here

Have fun with the songs!

I was listening to Jazz-Iz-Christ actually by Serj Tankian
User avatar #93 to #92 - revengeforfreeze (10/23/2013) [-]
AWWW YEAAAHH
User avatar #79 - revengeforfreeze (10/21/2013) [-]
hei sjakk lyssner du til burzum?
User avatar #80 to #79 - sjakk (10/22/2013) [-]
oh yes.
User avatar #81 to #80 - revengeforfreeze (10/22/2013) [-]
he's breddy good

your fav song? mines probably jesus tod
User avatar #82 to #81 - sjakk (10/22/2013) [-]
think il have to go with Inn i slottet fra drømmen or A sad lost forgotten spirit, but jesus tod is sweet as well.

Varg sure did some ****** up things in the 90's but he has talent

fav album? Filosofem i assume?
User avatar #83 to #82 - revengeforfreeze (10/22/2013) [-]
Yeah murder and all that. Those songs are good.




Actaully belus, tbh, while I do like Jesus Tod more than any of the songs on that album I like more songs from Belus than I do from Filosofem
User avatar #84 to #83 - sjakk (10/22/2013) [-]
Lost wisdom is pretty wicked as well, what do you think of his "sad/depressive" songs? like Morgenrøde, Tomhet, Rundtgåing. or do you prefer his black stuff best

Han som reiste is probably my fav Synth song.

what other black metal are you into? Bathory, Darkthrone etc.
User avatar #85 to #84 - revengeforfreeze (10/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, I like it. And hmm it's hard really Glemselens elv I guess fits into the cathegory of sad and I like that more than any song except jesus

I prefer tomhet

both of those, most anaal nathrakh though actually. have you heard of them?
User avatar #86 to #85 - sjakk (10/22/2013) [-]
nope, just heard them now

its not bad, but i prefer the rougher sound picture (mayhem, early Immortal etc)

only modern **** i like is Enthroned and Destroyer


Destroyer 666 - I Am The Wargod def check it out, intro is awesome
User avatar #88 to #86 - revengeforfreeze (10/22/2013) [-]
I love this song already
User avatar #89 to #88 - sjakk (10/22/2013) [-]
nice to hear, hard to find black metal at least in my experience

Enthroned - Evil Church Classic

but ima go to the store so have a nice one! il be sure to check out the rest of Anaal
User avatar #90 to #89 - revengeforfreeze (10/22/2013) [-]
Alright Thanks. I'll listen to this in a minute
User avatar #87 to #86 - revengeforfreeze (10/22/2013) [-]


Yeah mayhems one of my favourites

Never actually heard enthroned or destroyer, I'll litsen to 'em after this song
#77 to #76 - sjakk (09/15/2013) [-]
omfg funnyjunk is best junk
omfg funnyjunk is best junk
#78 to #77 - redreceipt (09/15/2013) [-]
i have returned to spread the word of the one true god
#74 - anonymoose (07/20/2013) [-]
I haven't stopped listening to Sadus since you posted them as a reply to me. Holy **** , it's like re-discovering death.
User avatar #75 to #74 - sjakk (07/20/2013) [-]
AH-GGRESSSSSSION

yeah they are neat, the bassist and creator of the band was also in Death from Human - Symbolic
#72 - maciej (02/25/2013) [-]
Norsk, og liker death, omg, perf
User avatar #73 to #72 - sjakk (02/25/2013) [-]
shhh det er vår lille hemmelighet
#67 - felinescrotum **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#68 to #67 - sjakk (10/15/2012) [-]
I Freakin' love it, my personal fav
User avatar #69 to #68 - sjakk (10/15/2012) [-]
as stated..before...its...amazing..anyways...carry on....listen to all of them..they all own
User avatar #50 - astraea (10/10/2012) [-]
Eg elskar sjakk
User avatar #51 to #50 - sjakk (10/10/2012) [-]
oj oj progressjon

bokmål! BOKMÅL!!

sora no otoshimono mannen
User avatar #47 - astraea (09/07/2012) [-]
Eg likar sjakk
#48 to #47 - sjakk (09/07/2012) [-]
Gjør vi ikke alle?
User avatar #49 to #48 - astraea (09/07/2012) [-]
Sant det.
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#42 to #41 - sjakk (08/13/2012) [-]
don't bring the potato here
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#40 to #39 - sjakk (08/07/2012) [-]
Thank you very much, it worked.   
   
sweet
Thank you very much, it worked.

sweet
#33 - sjakk (08/05/2012) [-]
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NOOO DON'T ****** MEEEE
#30 - RAPxMASTER (08/05/2012) [-]
Your a 						******					, harry.
Your a ****** , harry.
User avatar #29 - jimbobji (08/05/2012) [-]
You're a ****** .
User avatar #28 - TonHyukOTP (08/05/2012) [-]
Turns out you're a ****** .

Sorry about that.
User avatar #27 - ultimoz (08/05/2012) [-]
Sup ***** , incase you were wondering, someone rolled your name and everyone must call you a ****** .
#26 - anonymous (08/05/2012) [-]
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