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Awww, Lucky! I wish I was good a making gifs.

skype?

In a minute. I'm discussing LOZ on /games.

I shall wait with baited breath

my name is darker bitch >:D

Now I wish I wouldn't have deleted my old account :(

excuses

it was literraly a step by step guide
you could do it... if I found the instructions

I mean, I'm sure I could learn. I just wish I was good at it without needing any practice.
Anyhow, I just got something and I'm really excited about it. Is it cool if I show you(by visual means)?

If you mean skype, then no. but you can take pics and send it to me

Okay, I'm back. I meant here, by the way.

did they ask your permission?

Yep. Actually, the studio that takes the pictures already owns the rights to my image, so it's been taken care of.

oh, you went to a studio
... huh. can I see said pic?

Weirdly enough, I don't actually have it on my computer. The guy who took it is in charge of it, so he has all of the files and what not.

weirdo

*Sexy, sexy weirdo

that is what I mean. normal people arnt that sexy.

true dat

I mean me by the way...

Actually, can you hold on for like 15 minutes or so? I've just been asked to run an errand. Shouldn't take long.

you know most people leave messages in other people inboxes :p

Really? Doesn't that take longer though? And messages just don't quite have that unmistakable character that FJ comments have IMO.

but you tend to get spammy on ones page... more so when they dont get a lot of people on their ppage often.... it gets lonely here at times. but still, inboxe please.

*when you want it.

skype mofo

watcha get me?

A voucher that is redeemable for anything of your request, so long as it's something I have the capability to make(or find) and send to you through the internet.

I mean, if you want. Me and one of my friends have this agreement that we never get each other gifts, but I find that to be kind of disappointing. So if there's anything I can do you, I'd be happy to do it.

*grabs you and takes you into a back allie off screen*

By the way, I meant to ask, do you not sleep much? You seem to be the only one of my friends that are online at theses hours.

Remove "online at theses hours." to make that sentence more correct.

"only one of my friends that are..." Are what!?WHAT ARE YOU?

Are = being. as in I am not fiction.

er, I have adhd so I get sidetracked....and loose track of time, VERY easily.

*Giggles at your clearly superior strength* "Looks like someone's been working out."

Whenever I see the word 'Renegade'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5RH9n_ADe8

xD

no not a single word.... unless you count me talking to him every single day as hearing anything.

On FJ?

no, on steam, we play minecraft

Goddamnit! I really need to buy a desktop PC. What server are you guys on?

Buy it from www.ecollegepc.com

Where i got mine.

he puts it off and on, I use my laptop btw

I'd use mine, but it's an old(ish) one that's been handded down. It will crash if I set render distance to far for more than 30 seconds. Besides, if I ever hope to master animation, I'm going to need a better computer.

Set render distance to short, reduce CPU max power setting to avoid overheating, use FPS Limiter to force a lower framerate.

mine chokes up a lot, I find putting a ice pack under the fan helps

Mine is a Dell. One of my professors said they are infamous for overheating. An ice pack might not be a bad idea. Do you ever have problems with the condensation?

I dislike Dell. My friend got a computer from them and they improperly installed the SoundCard. I opened it up and was like "oh this is why your sound isn't working, the card isn't even locked into the slot!"

no

are you creepin hypnos wall?

you been creepin' it lately?

Actually, he was creepin' mine the other day. And considering how often that guy stalks users, he's probably creepin' right now. I think hypnotoadtrance has a lot of time on his hands.

Been spending most of it on Terraria and Minecraft lately. Audiosurf too I guess. Don't really have much interest in FJ anymore. Stuff seems pretty boring, repetitive, and unfunny.

I have minecraft....

:o

Dude. I always need more people to play with.

Do you have (or heard of) Tekkit Lite? It's a modpack for Minecraft that adds industrialization. I've done nothing but Tekkit since I discovered it. Vanilla just ain't the same now. xD

i have actually been wanting to get into multiplayer teckit as it would be pointless to master it without someone else to look at it in aw

Oh really now? That's excellent. It's quite late for me (1AM, actually, so would you say it's early? lol), but I would love to start playing with you.

Do you happen to have Steam?

yep Davewrite7

Awww, that's a shame. I enjoyed your company and would've been more than happy to join you on minecraft if I could afford the necessary resources. You are hard to please, my friend.

Meh. I come in phases. I'll probably just sporadically start editing stuff again. I wouldn't say I'm just gonna up and leave. :P

Just not really doing much either.

Well, mark my words: By the time you come back around I will have made for myself a PC so exquisite it will make the particle collider look like a calculator. And I shall join you.

I'm not leaving, dammit. xD

I just probably won't be active. I still check the website regularly. You can always talk to me if you want to.

I know. I'm just referring to a point at which you will become active again.

Well, I certainly look forward to playing with you at some point. :)

Let that last comment be a reminder to you of just how important context is.

sorry, I got sidetracked

It's fine. What cha' up to?

not oging to bed.... thats about it

I hear yah. I've just been having such a good day though that I don't mind a little exhaustion. Made a new friend, got to see one of my old friends put on a dazzling performance; yep. Things are really looking up.

I had a migrain... I am up because my mind is finally free and it doesnt wanna shut down so soon

I know that feeling. Other than the migrain part. For some reason I never get headaches and I rarely get sick. I'm the only person in my family with an immune system of steel. My mental health on the other hand...

*throws a wet cat at you*

FUUUUUUCK *collapses into the fetal position out of fear*

*stands on you triumphantly*

I guess you win this round. I have dishonored my family.

alright.... this is getting a bit random

ho ho and a bottle of rum

mfw

so whats up?

Nothing really. Just finished testing out a new painball gun. It's pretty awesome, despite the subzero temperatures.

thats why you freeze the pellets

God that would suck to get hit with.

thats why you make sure you are the one doing the hitting

I don't think I could do that to someone. It's too cruel.

but as long as you use stealth....

Wow. You are truly merciless.

this is a merciless world....

Well, not always...

It can be if you are on the wrong side

What is it with you and rape?

.... no where did I mention rape.... I was referring to people with bad luck or being born in bad situations... such as freezing to death because you live in Russia and you don't have enough wood for the fire...

I was just judging from the comment you posted below.

I DO have different sets of mind thank you very much....

That wasn't serious question by the way. Sorry if I made it sound that way.

*hides under a table from your judging eyes*

There is no escape

of course we can talk. We can talk about anything, and not all rps have to be sexual, if you get skype working I am trying to become a DM even though I have never read a book on the matter in my life,,, well kobolds ate my baby. But that does not count as a legit RPG book.

"DM"?
By the way, thanks for being so patient with me. I swear, sometimes it's like I'm friends with just the right people on this site.

Dungeon master, as in I am not a character, I control the actions of the world around your character.

That actually sound kinda cool. I wish I had the creativity for something like that.
Hey, before I forget, what state/timezone do you live in? I was just wondering.

Its 3:33 here, whats your skype name?

We live in the same time zone :D.
I finally fixed my downloading issue and started downloading skype, so I'll have a name for you in a minute.

what state do you live in?

Ohio.
snow. snow everywhere.

>.> I love the snow... we only get snow once a year

I love it too. I just hate that I have to shovel my driveway because it's fucking huge compared to everyone else in my neighborhood.

MFW I shovel the whole thing and then blizzard rolls in the next day.

I've always wanted to try putting wire mesh underneath the snow and rig something up like a heater to melt it away

I think they actually make some form of heated pavement that way. That would be sooooo useful.

why not give it a try? go to lose and get some wire mesh (its in the garden section) put it on the pavement, then when it snows dig just enough to expose it in places and place some sort of heater on them.

The system I had in mind involved placing metal plates though the concrete when it's being pored. Kind of like a rear window defroster, but on a larger scale. It would certainly help break up the ice, but I don't have the engineering skills (or the money) to pull of something like that. However, I suppose I could suggest it to someone who does.

its kinda late... any update on skype?

Finally finished and signed up :).
name: ER7201(letters are my initials)

I added you

well first I think I need to understand the situation. you are gay, who wants to rp but has never done that before? or what?

I know, it's complicated. I'm sorry, I can explain. I just need a moment to think.

*waits patiently* there are no wrong answers here... not including the wrong ones of course.

*puts up a hand* now hold up, you have yet to taste them, my pancakes are so good you don't need syrup. before adding it at least taste it

*puts down knife and fork*
Well, they do amazing. They should be... fine without...
*leans in and slowly takes a bite out of the strap*

*waits to hear what you think*

*is gripped with the flavor*
MMmmmm...
*looks up at you with a smile, then continues eating towards your ass*

my somebody is hungry <3

Oh, just you wait and see...
*chomps strap on other side. eats the rest of the backside, leaving the front to lay there unsecured*

*I hold it in place, blushing*

*stands up and looks at you with an intent smile. places a hand on yours, and leans in for a kiss*

*returns the kiss deeply*

*places hands on your ass, squeezing gently*

*takes a hand and rubs up and down your spine*

*nods head, motioning towards the kitchen table*

*jumps onto the table and lays down*

would you rather be lying on your side or on your back?

(brb, It might be for the night or just a sec, no idea)

I think my back will do nicely

*scoots you towards the edge of the table and lifts your legs over my shoulders*

*can't help but blush deeply*

I was just really confused.... your friend only added to my confusion.

Yeah. He means well, but he misinterprets things a lot. I think that's the only reason he stepped in the way he did.

*nods* do you have a skype or steam?

Damnit, I don't. I've been meaning to look into using Skype for a while now, but I just haven't gotten around to it. It's a shame too, because I just got a new laptop(fairly recently), and it's the first time I've ever had a computer with a working webcam. I had a shitty one for my old computer, but my old desktop was equally shitty and almost unusable by that time.

I can look into it though.

it doesnt take that long to download it, may I suggest doing it while you are thinking of it?

Yeah, no problem.

give me your username when you do?

Sure

Mine is Davewrite777

I'm trying to download it, but I'm having a bit of trouble....

with what? describe it dude, make it visual....

I think I've got it figured out(unfortunately). Pretty sure I've got some downloading software on my computer that is interfering. A while back, I downloaded a program called DownTango which I later realized was probably malware, so I deleted it. Or so I thought. Now, whenever I try to download skype, I receive a message saying that the file was "DownTangoed", but nothing happens. Not sure what to do at this point except look for a way to remove it completely.

burn it and start over?

That's basically the plan.
But seriously, I'm gonna fix it and let you know when I've finally gotten things straightened out. It shouldn't be long.

shall we do something until then?

Sure. What did you have in mind?..

*is wearing a skirt again* pancakes?

*stomach growls with the ferocity of a thousand hungry ethiopians* Perfect!

*makes a pancake panties*

What, no syrup? That won't do.
*grabs bottle from the cabinet*

only so I could make content saying everybody on there was a thumb whore....

Oh. That's okay I guess. I think the main reason people don't like him is because he's popular and, for some reason they just can't accept that. I don't know why. He seems pretty nice.

...would you be interested in a sex rp? without pasta?

You mean something we do without any intention of lulz, but more an actual sexual experience?

...yeah

I've never once had a serious sexual RP. Mostly because I can't take things seriously. I end up making some crappy joke.

So I'll just pass on that. :P

**siridontcare rolled user twiley ** *jumps on your back* rape it is then

errr.... reroll

**xfortune sits down to observe the rape going on**