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#72 - No this is.... 05/12/2013 on Slogan 0
#141 - Pigs with wings? Someones clearly never met the domestic goose…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2013 on What Pythons look like 0
User avatar #147 - MotorstormLegend (05/12/2013) [-]
I say they're "pigs with wings" because they eat everything and shit everywhere in sight, and they're horrendously obnoxious.
#21 - Nice part of the world, got to fire 80080 when I was there....  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Slogan 0
#31 - comanderspy (05/12/2013) [-]
thats not how you spell boobs...
#72 - sirhyden (05/12/2013) [-]
No this is....
#44 - Snakes are fine, if you want something vicious, try a goose....  [+] (6 new replies) 05/12/2013 on What Pythons look like +19
#89 - Animefreake (05/12/2013) [-]
Fun fact about geese.
They are bulletproof.
If you shoot the goose on its chest, its feathers and down repel the bullets.
If you want to kill the goose, you have to shoot it in its vulnerable spots, which is, its ass and its head ( A pretty small target).

tl;dr
Geese are evolving, to destroy us.
#65 - flemsdfer (05/12/2013) [-]
My grandpa had two attack geese. Then one day my mom brought me over to see my grandpa and while she was holding me and my brother (babies at the time) one tried to bite our feet and she punted it in the face. You just have to show them who's boss and they'll back down. No one is ever violent to the goose in return. You can't just run and cover your head. You can't just let the goose win. DON'T LET THAT GOOSE TREAD ON YOU. DON'T TAKE FUCK FROM A GOOSE.
User avatar #54 - MotorstormLegend (05/12/2013) [-]
Geese are pigs with wings, especially Canada Geese.
User avatar #141 - sirhyden (05/12/2013) [-]
Pigs with wings? Someones clearly never met the domestic goose...people think the goosestep was named because of the way geese walk, this is wrong. It was called the goose step because the only evil that would match that of the Nazis was that of the Domestic goose....
User avatar #147 - MotorstormLegend (05/12/2013) [-]
I say they're "pigs with wings" because they eat everything and shit everywhere in sight, and they're horrendously obnoxious.
User avatar #86 - ixcarnifexxi (05/12/2013) [-]
You best be walkin along now, stranger. Things might get real ugly, real fast.
#90 - Indeed I do....  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Hilariously bad white rapper 0
User avatar #91 - teoberry (05/12/2013) [-]
Check out Praying Man, by Big K.R.I.T. Not exactly rap, but gets you started/
User avatar #92 - teoberry (05/12/2013) [-]
I forgot to mention, he got BB King to do the hook.
#68 - Rock, Blues, Classical....  [+] (4 new replies) 05/11/2013 on Hilariously bad white rapper 0
User avatar #80 - teoberry (05/11/2013) [-]
All good genres. Do you like BB King?
User avatar #90 - sirhyden (05/12/2013) [-]
Indeed I do....
User avatar #91 - teoberry (05/12/2013) [-]
Check out Praying Man, by Big K.R.I.T. Not exactly rap, but gets you started/
User avatar #92 - teoberry (05/12/2013) [-]
I forgot to mention, he got BB King to do the hook.
#57 - Oh you know, real music where they use instruments to make the…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/11/2013 on Hilariously bad white rapper -1
User avatar #68 - sirhyden (05/11/2013) [-]
Rock, Blues, Classical....
User avatar #80 - teoberry (05/11/2013) [-]
All good genres. Do you like BB King?
User avatar #90 - sirhyden (05/12/2013) [-]
Indeed I do....
User avatar #91 - teoberry (05/12/2013) [-]
Check out Praying Man, by Big K.R.I.T. Not exactly rap, but gets you started/
User avatar #92 - teoberry (05/12/2013) [-]
I forgot to mention, he got BB King to do the hook.
User avatar #59 - teoberry (05/11/2013) [-]
what genre?
#19 - Yes, she is sexy as **** , but she hasn't got the …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2013 on no michael bay, +2
User avatar #30 - senorfrog (05/11/2013) [-]
Cgi this time, basically having the actors in shell ball suits the entire movie.
#20 - imaan (05/11/2013) [-]
I cry when i think about how they will turn out


Cowabunga, my turtle memories.
#34 - Here's a picture of all of the worst rappers....because rap is…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/11/2013 on Hilariously bad white rapper -1
User avatar #55 - teoberry (05/11/2013) [-]
what do you listen to?
User avatar #57 - sirhyden (05/11/2013) [-]
Oh you know, real music where they use instruments to make the sound instead of utter shit.....
User avatar #68 - sirhyden (05/11/2013) [-]
Rock, Blues, Classical....
User avatar #80 - teoberry (05/11/2013) [-]
All good genres. Do you like BB King?
User avatar #90 - sirhyden (05/12/2013) [-]
Indeed I do....
User avatar #91 - teoberry (05/12/2013) [-]
Check out Praying Man, by Big K.R.I.T. Not exactly rap, but gets you started/
User avatar #92 - teoberry (05/12/2013) [-]
I forgot to mention, he got BB King to do the hook.
User avatar #59 - teoberry (05/11/2013) [-]
what genre?
User avatar #41 - freakyorange (05/11/2013) [-]
OMFG! I'm in the same picture as Serj Tankian.
#8 - Time is racing forward until we arrive Shut the hell up Na… 05/10/2013 on Mulan 0
#119 - I had one last night, was being chased across a Victorian Roof… 05/09/2013 on Lucid 0
#21 - Picture 05/09/2013 on Dem Feels +1
#35 - **sirhyden rolls 65** god damn it, go save em Dubsy! 05/09/2013 on Social Media Man FTW! 0
#175 - A cousin of my grandfathers was a Armed Merchant Navy Captain … 05/09/2013 on Lovely Grandma 0
#69 - It went according to plan..... 05/09/2013 on tramway suicider +2
#68 - Engineer in the US, Driver in UK.... 05/09/2013 on tramway suicider 0
#641 - Mulit-millionare Ecentric Titanic Survivor.....This pleases me.... 05/08/2013 on I was a nigger in my past life 0
#20 - It's basically a Giant Lock, used to move Barges from a higher… 05/08/2013 on Falkirk Wheel time lapse +7
#7 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2013 on THE FUCK YOU SAY? +4
#16 - anonymous (05/08/2013) [-]
"OH MY GOD! IT'S VANILLA ICE AND HIS TWIN!"
#82 - Later still.....  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2013 on yeaah +6
#103 - Furubatsu (05/08/2013) [-]
#12 - So Italy is full of Rapists? 05/07/2013 on Japan made me lol. 0
#2 - Dobby does not like father, no he does not... 05/07/2013 on Do you like jazz? 0
#3 - Picture 05/07/2013 on Insults +9
#10 - Picture 05/07/2013 on True Story +21
#11 - It went **** , but it's started to Improve again w… 05/07/2013 on True... 0
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