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#23 - adunsaveme (01/11/2016) [-]
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#3 - Everyone blames white people for the conquests in Africa and t…  [+] (45 new replies) 01/09/2016 on All whites are racist +7
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#6 - platinumaltaria (01/09/2016) [-]
It had everything to do with starting location and nothing to do with skin colour.
#16 - luderudecrude (01/10/2016) [-]
dude african had a way better starting location than we did. they are fuckin flooded with natural resources. they just didn't use them properly
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#56 - lillolillo (01/10/2016) [-]
You have to understand that the evolution of human civilization is very much based on the kind of animals that are easily domesticated in the area. Europe had basically everything handed to them with pigs, sheeps, cows, horses, dogs ect, While Africa had, basically nothing, and most, if not all animals they have now, like cattle, was brought from europe. Europeans are in no way superior to africans, they just had an easier starting point. I point you to edge.org/conversation/jared_diamond-why-did-human-history-unfold-differently-on-different-continents-for-the if you want to read about it, or to cgpGrey www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEYh5WACqEk if you want to see why Europe colonized America, and not the other way around.
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#17 - platinumaltaria (01/10/2016) [-]
And malaria. and lions. Try again.
#19 - luderudecrude (01/10/2016) [-]
everywhere had indigenous diseases and animals. literally everywhere. Bears, Tigers, Wolves, plague. Don't give me that shit twiddle dick, you fuckin with a man that's very likely smarter than you. now say sorry and go sit down
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#22 - platinumaltaria (01/10/2016) [-]
Native americans had only bison, europeans had pigs, cows, sheep, horses from arabia. If you want more proof the australian aborigines had basically no technology, because they had literally nothing to farm.
#25 - luderudecrude (01/10/2016) [-]
Native Americans had cougars, panthers Grizzly bears, brown bears (yes I know they are virtually the same, one is significantly bigger, Black bears, wolves, Snakes.....Europe also has wolves and bears, since I don't live there, I can't tell you what other dangerous animals Europe had, but Russia is also a white country, with Tigers. Asia also has tigers, both far bigger and more dangerous to humans than lions. Now please, continue, because all the shit you troll, gives me a chance to tell someone else something they may not know. You might be the best instructional aid I've ever had.
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#26 - platinumaltaria (01/10/2016) [-]
It's not about the threat, it's about the farming. Great nations are built on their food supply, which is kinda hard when the only thing in your country is rocks.
#27 - luderudecrude (01/10/2016) [-]
if nothing grows in their country, what do you suppose the animals eat? dirt? I wonder how that jungle that covers a vast swath of the continent got there without growing? The grasslands that hundreds of millions of animals migrate through (that they could have domesticated for meat) must just pop into existence every migration season, then magically disappear again. The fucking nile river basin is the most fertile soil in the world. Genetic diversity is the largest indicator of survivability in an given ecosystem, and since africa contains the most animal and plant types, that means it's pretty much the most fertile place in the world. The ground will give you food, if you know how to work it. Sure their are parts of it no one can live in, everywhere in the world has those climates too. We have a place called Death fucking Valley. So no, your excuses don't fly. They just never took a serious crack at agriculture. That's fin by the way, african tribal culture is unique, and interesting, but they were not handicapped by a bad starting location. Besides, we all started in africa, whether you believe in the Science of evolution or in the bible, Eden was in Africa, We just fucking left and did cool shit.
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#28 - platinumaltaria (01/10/2016) [-]
That was clearly an exaggeration, don't be so stupid.

Except the humans that grew up near "death fucking valley" weren't advanced at all... see how it works yet?
They actually did (see egypt) but it's hard to plow the land with only zebras.
#29 - luderudecrude (01/10/2016) [-]
No humans grew up near death valley, they fucking left because it was a stupid place to try to live. they lived near safer climates, just like africans did. Africans didn't live in the Sarah, or any other barren landscapes. they settled areas that are essentially just like any others, they just didn't develop it. Native Americans didn't develop shit either until white people came along, so don't think I'm bashing africans. I'm just not letting you have bukllshit excuses.
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#31 - platinumaltaria (01/10/2016) [-]
Yep, but that does not change the fact that the only semi-competent pack animal on that entire continent is the llama. Which is trash.

My "excuse" is the plainest, most simple explanation of the facts. I'm gonna go ahead and assume that you're in the "muh genetics" crowd, as if slightly paler skin affects anything other than your ability to tan.
#32 - luderudecrude (01/10/2016) [-]
My genetics, my skin tone, has documented, proven, medical differences from yours. There are lots of diseases, as well as other traits that only affect one race, or affect one race more than another. I can name a few off the top of my head, but if you ask me to list them, I'll look them up and nail you with a ton of them. but that pretty much proves your "skin tone is the only difference" defense wrong.
You're just wrong about llamas being the only competent animal. Pigs we know are very smart, easy to domesticate and capable of performing work as well as being food. Any of the larger wildebeest species are usable beasts of burden, evidenced by the fact that other parts of the world did and still do, use them. Zebras are fast, strong and capable of bearing a rider.
Next excuse please, this one just got trashed like the last ones.
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#33 - platinumaltaria (01/10/2016) [-]
lol I knew it, no point arguing with you. How are those "superior white genes" doing you in your mom's basement, eh?
#58 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Oi, stick to the argument and not the one bringing it to the table.
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#59 - platinumaltaria (01/10/2016) [-]
Words.
#34 - luderudecrude (01/10/2016) [-]
Never said my genes were superior, just different.
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#35 - platinumaltaria (01/10/2016) [-]
If you claim your genes to be the explanation behind your race's success (disregarding occam's razor completely) then you must admit that those genes must be superior...
#36 - luderudecrude (01/10/2016) [-]
I didn't claim my genes to be the reason. I said we left africa and did cool shit. Africans stayed behind, mostly in tribal cultures that are unique to africa, and are interesting. Nowhere did I say my genes were superior. I don't even believe they are, i wasn't trying to infer it. Just different. Whites have certain advantages in some areas, disadvantages in others. This leads us, over thousands of years to have tendencies that cause us to try to use those slight advantages to the best of our ability. Our slight advantage was among other things, a propensity to be fearless. That's why in the past we were great explorers, and to this day dangerous sports are far more prevalent among white people. Fearlessness in africa is not an advantage. in fact, it's not an advantage to anywhere to the individual that has it. it means he's far more likely to get himself killed. but his risk to his life, when he is killed, added to our overall knowledge and abilities. we learned where to go and what to do from the fuckers that died trying it before us until we got shit right. Africans didn't do that. They did other things. I'm sure that each tribe has an oratory of some great hero or inventor in their tribes past, but they didn't spread that knowledge so that all may grow from it. That's all. We did different shit. the shit we did lead us to be everywhere. The things africans did, (as well as other tribal cultures [native Americans, central and south americans])didn't.
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#37 - platinumaltaria (01/10/2016) [-]
right... no, don't stop there, dig that hole.
#38 - luderudecrude (01/10/2016) [-]
you didn't even read the damn thing i just posted, your reply came in far too quickly, less than thirty seconds. it takes that long to read what I wrote, much less type a response. If you're not interested in having a reasonable discussion, there is no need to talk to you.
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#42 - WutsAtroll (01/10/2016) [-]
don't waste your time with this troll.
#45 - luderudecrude (01/10/2016) [-]
I'm not really wasting my time. If someone choses to read our discussion, they may learn something. If not, I'm killing time, something I have too much of anyways. I hope you and others read through all the comments, maybe you will leave a comment correcting something I said that was wrong and I'll learn something, or you'll read something you never knew, or look at something in a different light. If none of that happens, I still have fun fuckin with trolls. I take down the retorts one by one, and even though it means nothing, I kinda keep a mental score. Like any other made up games we all play it's pointless, but fun to me.
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#41 - platinumaltaria (01/10/2016) [-]
>>#40
I'm ignorant? Was I the one spouting some shit about whites being "great explorers". I mean white people walked slightly north. That is all. Nevermind the pacific islanders who sailed across oceans on what were basically logs thousands of years beforehand...
#44 - luderudecrude (01/10/2016) [-]
We were great explorers, that's why we are all over the world now. that's an undeniable fact. Facts aren't racist, they can't be, facts are blind. I also said we just had a slight advantage in that area, and that others had different advantages. That's all. not implying in the slightest that one thing is better than another, just different. Our difference lead us to explore the world before anyone else. the asians invented gunpowder before we did, and that difference lead to them making pretty significant countries in the very early years. One thing the Chinese invented long before the rest of the world, that they are famous for is ceramic. They made clay cups long before anyone else, which is an advantage. That antiqueness about it makes it more valuable, sought after commodity. This early success though did lead to one draw back that held back their entire peoples, they never invented glass. Which means they never invented glasses, which lead to losing the ability to read earlier. not a big deal, when they finally met others and got glasses, they caught right back up. but yea, im pointing differences, not superiority
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#43 - WutsAtroll (01/10/2016) [-]
whites were great explorers you retard. Even if they weren't first, they traversed and oceans and started colonies and were the most successful at it the world had ever seen
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#39 - platinumaltaria (01/10/2016) [-]
What's there to discuss, go back to muh racial superiority.
#40 - luderudecrude (01/10/2016) [-]
you're the only person to use the term racial superiority. I'm a mudblood bro, im part native american and part jew. just about 95% white. so take your insolent disrespectful dumb ass somewhere else with that bull shit.
#30 - luderudecrude (01/10/2016) [-]
*sahara
#12 - migueldecervantes (01/10/2016) [-]
No, you idiot, you can't just say that and not develop further. You need to give very detailed evidence of this.
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#18 - platinumaltaria (01/10/2016) [-]
Well for one whites didn't invent gunpowder or ships.
#20 - migueldecervantes (01/10/2016) [-]
That's not in any way a development of your prior thesis, you fucking idiot.

Try again.
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#21 - platinumaltaria (01/10/2016) [-]
That was the brutal anal cleansing of the other's.

Mine is predicated on the idea that europeans had wheat, and also all kinds of easily tameable animals like cows pigs and sheep to help. But what did the native americans have? Bison. That is all.
#23 - migueldecervantes (01/10/2016) [-]
Oh, I actually think that you are right about that one. But what about Africa?
#61 - luderudecrude (01/11/2016) [-]
He's not right about that one. Africa has tons of tamable animals. pigs most notably. And native Americans had deer and some other animals as well, he's talking out his ass.
#65 - migueldecervantes (01/11/2016) [-]
What kind of tamable animals did the New World have before the Europeans came?
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#24 - platinumaltaria (01/10/2016) [-]
Africa had a lot of strong crops but not an overabundance of animals. The egyptians got by quite well because they were close to the middle east, which has camels, but in cental and southern africa there isn't a whole lot of useful things.
#62 - luderudecrude (01/11/2016) [-]
>not an over abundance of animale
>largest biodiversity on the planet
>largest migration on the planet.
>largest single herds on the planet
>grass plains larger than the entire US
#51 - migueldecervantes (01/10/2016) [-]
You do know that Egypt in the ancient times would stretch along the entirety of the Nile and ever more South, right? Their kingdom would by our standards stretch into the regions we refer to as Sub-Saharan.

Also, I'm not sure why you are mentioning camels, exactly. Africa had horses for transport, and a powerful nation from the Western Sub-Saharan parts of the continent was known to travel into the Muslim Empire of Northern Africa during the 8th and 9th centuries.

Ever heard of Mansa Musa?
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#52 - platinumaltaria (01/10/2016) [-]
Yes?

I am aware. Camels are also useful.

No.
#53 - migueldecervantes (01/10/2016) [-]
In that case, it is apparent that you do not understand the human condition well enough to make your first statement.

I think I have made my point well.
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#54 - platinumaltaria (01/10/2016) [-]
I'm not sure I fully understand what the scale of their civilisation has to do with anything.
#55 - migueldecervantes (01/10/2016) [-]
Environment does not make a difference, in the end. The whole continent had Egypt--arguably the greatest civilization in all of antiquity. The Sub-Saharan part of the continent had the civilization of Mansa Musa, whose riches impressed even the Muslim and Venician traders.

Every context has its problems and there are solution to these problems if one is willing to think.

"It had everything to do with starting location" is not true, then, if we follow that logic. Nor is skin color, of course, but you are still wrong.
#5 - luderudecrude (01/09/2016) [-]
We didn't invent most of that shit bro. Gunpowder was definitely asians, and I think steel was arabs, we just used it better. I know how funnyjunk is, but I don't want this to be about bashing other races, but about separating us whites into smaller groups and being proud of that groups achievements. I'm really a huge mix of all the white races, with some native american and a little jew tossed in. My family on both sides have been in the US for centuries mixing, so even if this did work, I couldn't really be apart of it, but I think it's possibly a way to improve race relations. Or the different groups of whites could turn on each other and this all goes south, but it's worth some discussion
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#4 - meatygoodness (01/09/2016) [-]
There's a quote by Charles Darwin, if I remember correctly, pondering how a people who owned the riches of Africa for so long did not utilize them to their full potential.
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#2 - isolovegames ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
May Luck and Protection ever be in your favor, Sirfurnace.
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