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#26 - Funny? No. The Daughter doesn't come to dinner anymore. 05/11/2014 on Oh, when you see it… +1
#24 - As well, I need to ask here, personally, in a more controlled … 05/10/2014 on Looks Like I Won 0
#23 - What this guy said. The only time a christian actively condemn… 05/10/2014 on Looks Like I Won 0
#25 - 's a sin as marked by Leviticus, but unfortunately Leviticus w… 05/10/2014 on Interesting results 0
#103 - I'm saying that a dog attacking you while the owner is calm in… 05/09/2014 on fuck da police 0
#21 - Police officers can't be trained to react to every situation. …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2014 on fuck da police +8
User avatar #78 - tatwis (05/09/2014) [-]
So you're saying an angry dog is a one in a million situation?
User avatar #103 - sirformidio (05/09/2014) [-]
I'm saying that a dog attacking you while the owner is calm in an already intense situation in which nobody can make the dog chill the fuck out leaving you with a split second decision to either potentially suffer major injury at the jaws of a dog plus the risk of serious infection/illness or shoot him where he stood, ending his life unnecessarily but allowing you to walk away unscathed is certainly a rare one.
#83 - Sounds like someone is upset with someone elses religious beli… 05/08/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 27 0
#342 - Bit of history trivia for anyone actually paying attention any…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2014 on sneaky american dad writing 0
#354 - zielscheibe (05/07/2014) [-]
No offense man ... but in this kind of stuff i like to take sides for germany

Because of reasons ....

I do not call any soldier of any was a pussie - that aint a thing to do
But i call Poland a sneake weasel ( as a nation - in that time -and political situation - not the polish people) For as good as nobody remembers how aggressive polish politics used to be between 1918 and 1938....

it is always just ... Awww poor lil poland got bloody beaten up by the evil german nation for no reason what so ever.. bad germany ! Bad !

For it is not true - and remember that the German Reich was the first nation to sign in 1916 as they wanted tor reestablish polish borders.
As for me i know my polish guys here , they are good folk and yet we keep fukking around with stereotypes each now and than

least thing i want to do is dishonor any fallen soldier of any war
And i do not keep any Grudges or shit becasue of wars lost or won long ago
This aing the Gaza strip and we should not feel that way today for we are all europeans and our cultures are one in some way or the other ( not like them sandniggers that we just fought off as a united Europe thanks to polish cavalery and steal - as well as austrian stubbornness)

so i hope you take this as an excuse if i might have offended you mate
#323 - Well, their army wasn't prepared to fight a war so suddenly. N…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/07/2014 on sneaky american dad writing 0
#336 - zielscheibe (05/07/2014) [-]
Again you got a point- YET Russians did the exact same... Russian partisans used to be one of the biggest pains in old Adolfs butt

And furthermore France had quite a big army in numbers and defensive plans up the sleve in case of a german attack...
After boasting and gloating for years and * threatening * germany to use fight them if they dare to put that dipshit poland back into his place... srsly that little dork of a nation Poland first tried to fuk with the UdSSR in 1919-1920 War... and did attack on german soil after beeing used by the french and british politics to be the idiot that deals or takes the first strike so UK + France+Poland my join in battle and get germany down to its knees --- the fukkers just did not see Stalin coming to join the party ... and that is why UK and France did not send amry's to poland as promised... for if they did .. they would have to face the russians too -- pressing russia into an military alliance with germany .. what ol'Adolf would have wanted them do - OR let Poland go to hell ... either Way Adolf wins *The game * and starts of with a sort of Check mate * situation for the allies plan of an alliance with several fronts did fail-


Soooooo ... France was all like .. well that was a shitty start but we will hold them off here big time and let them run right into our bayonets and trenches to bleed them out---

To bad this was not WW1 frenchies...and soon they learned war has changed as german tank formations breached lines ( within Belgium borders ... wich did not put up a good fight ewither) secured or weakened by german paratroopers.. wich bothe were unique new ways to wage war

So it was more like germans outwhitted France in every way even thou they struggeled hard and honorable - German *blitzing* military took them by surprise and finisched the job BIG time. With generals like Rommel and Guderian risking everything to push the lines faster than french men could run home

kind of like this
User avatar #342 - sirformidio (05/07/2014) [-]
Bit of history trivia for anyone actually paying attention anymore, The Battle of Wizna. A lot of people rat on the polish as well for falling so quickly, but the Battle of Wizna redeems them. For three days, less than 700 men held off an invasionary German Force consisting of more than 300 tanks, support from multiple howitzer missle placements, and 42 thousand soldiers. The Polish forces had a handful of heavy weaponry and only two known weapons to counter their tank divisions. None of them survived (none believed anyway) but 700 men held off 42 thousand and 300 tanks. Remember that next time someone says Poland is full of pussies.
#354 - zielscheibe (05/07/2014) [-]
No offense man ... but in this kind of stuff i like to take sides for germany

Because of reasons ....

I do not call any soldier of any was a pussie - that aint a thing to do
But i call Poland a sneake weasel ( as a nation - in that time -and political situation - not the polish people) For as good as nobody remembers how aggressive polish politics used to be between 1918 and 1938....

it is always just ... Awww poor lil poland got bloody beaten up by the evil german nation for no reason what so ever.. bad germany ! Bad !

For it is not true - and remember that the German Reich was the first nation to sign in 1916 as they wanted tor reestablish polish borders.
As for me i know my polish guys here , they are good folk and yet we keep fukking around with stereotypes each now and than

least thing i want to do is dishonor any fallen soldier of any war
And i do not keep any Grudges or shit becasue of wars lost or won long ago
This aing the Gaza strip and we should not feel that way today for we are all europeans and our cultures are one in some way or the other ( not like them sandniggers that we just fought off as a united Europe thanks to polish cavalery and steal - as well as austrian stubbornness)

so i hope you take this as an excuse if i might have offended you mate
#310 - Honestly, the French fought back rather goddamn hard in WWII. …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/07/2014 on sneaky american dad writing +2
User avatar #330 - cppaulsson (05/07/2014) [-]
i'm pretty sure the ruskies, brits and yanks got a bit more done between 40-44. and don't fool yourself about the soviets. the pressure in the west mostly came from hitlers stupid idea of taking britain and invading russia at the same time. as hard as the resistance may have fought, they where not really as big an issue as british or american bombers or british spits and american mustangs knocking their planes out of the skies. and come on, the jerries lost in the east in 43. and that's not due to a bunch of germans sitting on their asses in france, it's about trying to take leningrad, moscow and stalingrad at the same time. ALL honor to the resistence, who did a hell of a job, but there was bigger things going on than destroyed railways and other kinds of sabotage or hit'n'runs
#318 - zielscheibe (05/07/2014) [-]
Indeed - i agree with you here...

But as a nation and/or modern army they failed within 6 weeks
And that even thou they have been supported by an british expedition army ...

*An all that after been all tough shit about hem Magenot lines'n stuff *
User avatar #323 - sirformidio (05/07/2014) [-]
Well, their army wasn't prepared to fight a war so suddenly. Not to mention Germany had just finished building their army. Honestly, to hold out for six weeks with what was (then) the most advanced land fighting force in Europe as they kicked your cities over one by one was an accomplishment. And a smart move. After the surrender, they moved to guerrilla tactics within their own city, sending messages of German movement to England and the Allies, and generally making life hell for them. They gave them the nation, sure, but the French made it absolute hell to occupy their lands.
#336 - zielscheibe (05/07/2014) [-]
Again you got a point- YET Russians did the exact same... Russian partisans used to be one of the biggest pains in old Adolfs butt

And furthermore France had quite a big army in numbers and defensive plans up the sleve in case of a german attack...
After boasting and gloating for years and * threatening * germany to use fight them if they dare to put that dipshit poland back into his place... srsly that little dork of a nation Poland first tried to fuk with the UdSSR in 1919-1920 War... and did attack on german soil after beeing used by the french and british politics to be the idiot that deals or takes the first strike so UK + France+Poland my join in battle and get germany down to its knees --- the fukkers just did not see Stalin coming to join the party ... and that is why UK and France did not send amry's to poland as promised... for if they did .. they would have to face the russians too -- pressing russia into an military alliance with germany .. what ol'Adolf would have wanted them do - OR let Poland go to hell ... either Way Adolf wins *The game * and starts of with a sort of Check mate * situation for the allies plan of an alliance with several fronts did fail-


Soooooo ... France was all like .. well that was a shitty start but we will hold them off here big time and let them run right into our bayonets and trenches to bleed them out---

To bad this was not WW1 frenchies...and soon they learned war has changed as german tank formations breached lines ( within Belgium borders ... wich did not put up a good fight ewither) secured or weakened by german paratroopers.. wich bothe were unique new ways to wage war

So it was more like germans outwhitted France in every way even thou they struggeled hard and honorable - German *blitzing* military took them by surprise and finisched the job BIG time. With generals like Rommel and Guderian risking everything to push the lines faster than french men could run home

kind of like this
User avatar #342 - sirformidio (05/07/2014) [-]
Bit of history trivia for anyone actually paying attention anymore, The Battle of Wizna. A lot of people rat on the polish as well for falling so quickly, but the Battle of Wizna redeems them. For three days, less than 700 men held off an invasionary German Force consisting of more than 300 tanks, support from multiple howitzer missle placements, and 42 thousand soldiers. The Polish forces had a handful of heavy weaponry and only two known weapons to counter their tank divisions. None of them survived (none believed anyway) but 700 men held off 42 thousand and 300 tanks. Remember that next time someone says Poland is full of pussies.
#354 - zielscheibe (05/07/2014) [-]
No offense man ... but in this kind of stuff i like to take sides for germany

Because of reasons ....

I do not call any soldier of any was a pussie - that aint a thing to do
But i call Poland a sneake weasel ( as a nation - in that time -and political situation - not the polish people) For as good as nobody remembers how aggressive polish politics used to be between 1918 and 1938....

it is always just ... Awww poor lil poland got bloody beaten up by the evil german nation for no reason what so ever.. bad germany ! Bad !

For it is not true - and remember that the German Reich was the first nation to sign in 1916 as they wanted tor reestablish polish borders.
As for me i know my polish guys here , they are good folk and yet we keep fukking around with stereotypes each now and than

least thing i want to do is dishonor any fallen soldier of any war
And i do not keep any Grudges or shit becasue of wars lost or won long ago
This aing the Gaza strip and we should not feel that way today for we are all europeans and our cultures are one in some way or the other ( not like them sandniggers that we just fought off as a united Europe thanks to polish cavalery and steal - as well as austrian stubbornness)

so i hope you take this as an excuse if i might have offended you mate
#302 - >xD Alright, if they did more, why don't you tell us ho…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/07/2014 on sneaky american dad writing +1
#307 - zielscheibe (05/07/2014) [-]
and now we wait for an epic list of frenche glory during the WW2 ... i cant wait to see this
User avatar #310 - sirformidio (05/07/2014) [-]
Honestly, the French fought back rather goddamn hard in WWII. Their insurrection is what enabled other countries to gain a foothold in Europe. Without the French Resistance, the Eastern Front would've failed shortly after D-Day, because the Germans could've just upright left a skeleton crew in France instead of the full-scale occupation force, and beaten the US and UK with pure numbers, much like the Russians would try later. They are often revered as cowards because they played the pawn, and were among the first countries officially knocked out of the game. That aside, France has a military and warfare record that beats most other nations, and a lot of Empires. In fact, they've lost so very few precious battles that turned the tide of the wars they were in, that when they lose it's well known to just about everyone. To call them cowards and useless in war is just statistically wrong, even if the jokes are pretty creative at times.
User avatar #330 - cppaulsson (05/07/2014) [-]
i'm pretty sure the ruskies, brits and yanks got a bit more done between 40-44. and don't fool yourself about the soviets. the pressure in the west mostly came from hitlers stupid idea of taking britain and invading russia at the same time. as hard as the resistance may have fought, they where not really as big an issue as british or american bombers or british spits and american mustangs knocking their planes out of the skies. and come on, the jerries lost in the east in 43. and that's not due to a bunch of germans sitting on their asses in france, it's about trying to take leningrad, moscow and stalingrad at the same time. ALL honor to the resistence, who did a hell of a job, but there was bigger things going on than destroyed railways and other kinds of sabotage or hit'n'runs
#318 - zielscheibe (05/07/2014) [-]
Indeed - i agree with you here...

But as a nation and/or modern army they failed within 6 weeks
And that even thou they have been supported by an british expedition army ...

*An all that after been all tough shit about hem Magenot lines'n stuff *
User avatar #323 - sirformidio (05/07/2014) [-]
Well, their army wasn't prepared to fight a war so suddenly. Not to mention Germany had just finished building their army. Honestly, to hold out for six weeks with what was (then) the most advanced land fighting force in Europe as they kicked your cities over one by one was an accomplishment. And a smart move. After the surrender, they moved to guerrilla tactics within their own city, sending messages of German movement to England and the Allies, and generally making life hell for them. They gave them the nation, sure, but the French made it absolute hell to occupy their lands.
#336 - zielscheibe (05/07/2014) [-]
Again you got a point- YET Russians did the exact same... Russian partisans used to be one of the biggest pains in old Adolfs butt

And furthermore France had quite a big army in numbers and defensive plans up the sleve in case of a german attack...
After boasting and gloating for years and * threatening * germany to use fight them if they dare to put that dipshit poland back into his place... srsly that little dork of a nation Poland first tried to fuk with the UdSSR in 1919-1920 War... and did attack on german soil after beeing used by the french and british politics to be the idiot that deals or takes the first strike so UK + France+Poland my join in battle and get germany down to its knees --- the fukkers just did not see Stalin coming to join the party ... and that is why UK and France did not send amry's to poland as promised... for if they did .. they would have to face the russians too -- pressing russia into an military alliance with germany .. what ol'Adolf would have wanted them do - OR let Poland go to hell ... either Way Adolf wins *The game * and starts of with a sort of Check mate * situation for the allies plan of an alliance with several fronts did fail-


Soooooo ... France was all like .. well that was a shitty start but we will hold them off here big time and let them run right into our bayonets and trenches to bleed them out---

To bad this was not WW1 frenchies...and soon they learned war has changed as german tank formations breached lines ( within Belgium borders ... wich did not put up a good fight ewither) secured or weakened by german paratroopers.. wich bothe were unique new ways to wage war

So it was more like germans outwhitted France in every way even thou they struggeled hard and honorable - German *blitzing* military took them by surprise and finisched the job BIG time. With generals like Rommel and Guderian risking everything to push the lines faster than french men could run home

kind of like this
User avatar #342 - sirformidio (05/07/2014) [-]
Bit of history trivia for anyone actually paying attention anymore, The Battle of Wizna. A lot of people rat on the polish as well for falling so quickly, but the Battle of Wizna redeems them. For three days, less than 700 men held off an invasionary German Force consisting of more than 300 tanks, support from multiple howitzer missle placements, and 42 thousand soldiers. The Polish forces had a handful of heavy weaponry and only two known weapons to counter their tank divisions. None of them survived (none believed anyway) but 700 men held off 42 thousand and 300 tanks. Remember that next time someone says Poland is full of pussies.
#354 - zielscheibe (05/07/2014) [-]
No offense man ... but in this kind of stuff i like to take sides for germany

Because of reasons ....

I do not call any soldier of any was a pussie - that aint a thing to do
But i call Poland a sneake weasel ( as a nation - in that time -and political situation - not the polish people) For as good as nobody remembers how aggressive polish politics used to be between 1918 and 1938....

it is always just ... Awww poor lil poland got bloody beaten up by the evil german nation for no reason what so ever.. bad germany ! Bad !

For it is not true - and remember that the German Reich was the first nation to sign in 1916 as they wanted tor reestablish polish borders.
As for me i know my polish guys here , they are good folk and yet we keep fukking around with stereotypes each now and than

least thing i want to do is dishonor any fallen soldier of any war
And i do not keep any Grudges or shit becasue of wars lost or won long ago
This aing the Gaza strip and we should not feel that way today for we are all europeans and our cultures are one in some way or the other ( not like them sandniggers that we just fought off as a united Europe thanks to polish cavalery and steal - as well as austrian stubbornness)

so i hope you take this as an excuse if i might have offended you mate
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#24 - more like OOOOORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAOR… 04/28/2014 on Tard Stories 0
#37 - The only truly superior tank the germans had was the Tiger, an… 04/28/2014 on Soviet Strong +4
#216 - Ha. You're part of "Cannibal-Jokes." I like …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2014 on vorarephilia's profile 0
#217 - vorarephilia (04/22/2014) [-]
Thanks. I joined it for the added humor on my profile. but it's a dead channel.

May upload something there eventually.
#21 - South Park has clever jokes and pop culture references out the…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2014 on Discuss +5
User avatar #80 - Lilstow (04/22/2014) [-]
the toilet humor IS the satire.

#96 - geta (04/22/2014) [-]
or is it the shatire?
#43 - National Socialist German Workers' Party (Nationalsozialistisc… 04/12/2014 on first time for everything 0
#34 - He was a Socialist.  [+] (6 new replies) 04/12/2014 on first time for everything -1
#38 - pulluspardus (04/12/2014) [-]
Stalin was socialist
Hitler was a fascist.

Nazi is Totalitarianism (All men serve their ruler)
Socialism / Communism is not the same. (No Gods , No Kings, only men)
#43 - sirformidio (04/12/2014) [-]
National Socialist German Workers' Party (Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei).
Ideology: National Socialism and Fascism.
Do me a favor and go fuck yourself with that condescending picture.
#41 - stalini (04/12/2014) [-]
That's a retarded definition.

#37 - stalini (04/12/2014) [-]
national-socialist and also a fascist.
#39 - winterguy (04/12/2014) [-]
wasn't fascism Mussolini thing? and Hitler got nazi socialism? Or did they share?
#40 - stalini (04/12/2014) [-]
Mussolini invented it, yes, but Hitler took it from him.
#51 - No, Jediism only wishes for peace. Pastafarianism was made… 04/10/2014 on Standard +3
#51 - If Jason doesn't get an introduction like "Can his oppone… 04/10/2014 on Go Go Power Rangers! +1
#2 - I uploaded this. more than two ******* years …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/09/2014 on END OF RINE +1
User avatar #4 - deviousdanish (09/15/2014) [-]
DING DONG BANNU
User avatar #3 - deviousdanish (04/09/2014) [-]
I felt it needed a comment. And I remembered I favorited it awhile back.
#34 - It's also a direct reference to Parks and Recreation. Or some … 04/05/2014 on Frozen 0
#33 - The Snow Queen by Hans Christian Andersens. A lot of Disney mo…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2014 on Frozen +1
User avatar #48 - rakaka (04/06/2014) [-]
well i was trying to make an exaggeration because it's been out since before christmas and I saw it over spring break but I guess that works too
#272 - Comment deleted 04/05/2014 on Internetexplain : The Furry 0
#13 - "Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysi…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/02/2014 on Drake and Josh +164
#50 - ratstroke (04/02/2014) [-]
wow im high af rn and that was just incredible
#60 - anon (04/02/2014) [-]
me 2
User avatar #45 - powerglove (04/02/2014) [-]
you, sir, are a winner.
#40 - klina (04/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #39 - garymuthafuknoak (04/02/2014) [-]
what about the dog having a seizure part?
#36 - exposeyourgenitals (04/02/2014) [-]
Great shit
#27 - anticitezenone (04/02/2014) [-]
get flushed down the toilet and become Croc
User avatar #22 - niteghost (04/02/2014) [-]
Wasn't this front page like yesterday? I guess its possible this is what I had read.
#21 - gorillaztwentyfour (04/02/2014) [-]
#15 - cristerio (04/02/2014) [-]
thank you.
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User avatar #7 - renamon (02/20/2013) [-]
I like your profile pic :3
User avatar #8 to #7 - sirformidio (02/20/2013) [-]
Thanks. I see his cute little face in the morning and it cheers me up a bit, helps me from getting too sad along a day.
User avatar #6 - someponynew (10/28/2012) [-]
I see that you like Kitty0706. I'm pretty much a fan myself.
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#1 - anon (04/22/2012) [-]
Just a question, did you get that BF3 physics .gif from that filename thread on /v/ last night?
User avatar #2 to #1 - sirformidio (04/22/2012) [-]
yeah, why?
I found it funny and it's the best way to spread joy.
#3 to #2 - anon (04/22/2012) [-]
Just curious; I agree with the spread the joy idea, I just didn't know anyone else on funnyjunk went to 4chan for anything other than /b/.
User avatar #4 to #3 - sirformidio (04/22/2012) [-]
I go to /v/ and /wg/ and occasionally /b/ if I'm REALLY bored.
Other than that, no.
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