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Date Signed Up:11/18/2011
Last Login:12/22/2014
Location:Netherlands
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#34 - irish would use guinness or something. this here is dutch fishing.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/22/2013 on Irish Fish +9
User avatar #43 - doctorstein (07/22/2013) [-]
Deutsch*

I hate the Dutch. That's not relevant, I just like sharing my hatred of the Dutch people.
User avatar #44 - thedutchs (07/22/2013) [-]
But it's a Dutch brand of beer...

And why do you hate us so much? D:
User avatar #62 - doctorstein (07/22/2013) [-]
If you weren't Dutch, and you met a Dutchman, you would know.
User avatar #83 - herbolifee (07/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, because all people from a country are the same as the ones you've met.
User avatar #96 - doctorstein (07/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, because stereotyping is this brand new thing I just invented.
#47 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #57 - dragemit (07/22/2013) [-]
Fun fact: the guy's accent was german
#40 - This mother ******* duck just wants to ***… 07/17/2013 on Duck +10
#8 - Nice noses.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2013 on Rude +11
#9 - graenko (07/16/2013) [-]
#179 - This is so beautiful. 07/16/2013 on Help Charles meet Taylor Swift +12
#16 - Until the end of time, we will see this post near or on the fr… 07/15/2013 on Gotta Catch 'Em All -2
#20 - Awesome dude! =D Looks badass.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2013 on A FJ Challenge +2
User avatar #21 - skiskate (07/12/2013) [-]
I know right?
#17 - In my mind I'm praying that it's Pokemon... But it never is...  [+] (10 new replies) 07/12/2013 on A FJ Challenge +121
User avatar #25 - thisgezz (07/12/2013) [-]
#114 - toastableduckling (07/12/2013) [-]
I tried it before, it was rather dull and the AI seemed uninteresting and stuck in one spot.
User avatar #152 - zilver (07/12/2013) [-]
This doesnt even have Ai yet other than a few pokemon
User avatar #19 - skiskate (07/12/2013) [-]
I helped make that. My friend really good at 3d modeling, he did most of the compositing. I just posted the picture to FJ

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/pokemon/Plz+nintendo/oDkmGbQ/
#200 - anonymous (07/12/2013) [-]
why did you post it a few months ago instead of when you and your friend made it?
#196 - anonymous (07/12/2013) [-]
lies.
User avatar #194 - ifightdragons (07/12/2013) [-]
when did your friend make it?
User avatar #195 - skiskate (07/12/2013) [-]
about a year ago or so
User avatar #20 - sircrocodile (07/12/2013) [-]
Awesome dude! =D Looks badass.
User avatar #21 - skiskate (07/12/2013) [-]
I know right?
#120 - Does he think you are less manly than him because he has more …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2013 on Description 0
User avatar #123 - dwarfman (07/08/2013) [-]
No he was mad I wasn't part of his glorious church of England, Catholic, German, and pointed out for all his pride his nation accomplished next to nothing.
#118 - Can't trust men in skirts.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/08/2013 on Description 0
User avatar #119 - dwarfman (07/08/2013) [-]
Nope. Worst father in laws ever.
User avatar #120 - sircrocodile (07/08/2013) [-]
Does he think you are less manly than him because he has more chest hair?
User avatar #123 - dwarfman (07/08/2013) [-]
No he was mad I wasn't part of his glorious church of England, Catholic, German, and pointed out for all his pride his nation accomplished next to nothing.
#114 - But they have a really cool wall D:  [+] (9 new replies) 07/08/2013 on Description 0
User avatar #115 - dwarfman (07/08/2013) [-]
So does Scotland but I hate them too! (Personal reasons for that one)
#138 - danilawleit (07/08/2013) [-]
Implying we care
User avatar #188 - dwarfman (07/08/2013) [-]
I'll repeat myself: You're a prideful bunch of sods, undeserving of said pride, and if not for Adam Smith, would have given little to nothing to society.
User avatar #189 - danilawleit (07/08/2013) [-]
And I'll repeat myself, implying we care.
User avatar #191 - dwarfman (07/08/2013) [-]
Hence why you'll always be useless prideful sods!
User avatar #118 - sircrocodile (07/08/2013) [-]
Can't trust men in skirts.
User avatar #119 - dwarfman (07/08/2013) [-]
Nope. Worst father in laws ever.
User avatar #120 - sircrocodile (07/08/2013) [-]
Does he think you are less manly than him because he has more chest hair?
User avatar #123 - dwarfman (07/08/2013) [-]
No he was mad I wasn't part of his glorious church of England, Catholic, German, and pointed out for all his pride his nation accomplished next to nothing.
#112 - You hate china yet they make all your stuff?  [+] (11 new replies) 07/08/2013 on Description 0
#113 - dwarfman (07/08/2013) [-]
Yes I hate a country that claims to be communist, acts like a capitalist, and suppresses her people's rights. A new cold war is brewing so it's only natural I despise my nation's new rival.
User avatar #114 - sircrocodile (07/08/2013) [-]
But they have a really cool wall D:
User avatar #115 - dwarfman (07/08/2013) [-]
So does Scotland but I hate them too! (Personal reasons for that one)
#138 - danilawleit (07/08/2013) [-]
Implying we care
User avatar #188 - dwarfman (07/08/2013) [-]
I'll repeat myself: You're a prideful bunch of sods, undeserving of said pride, and if not for Adam Smith, would have given little to nothing to society.
User avatar #189 - danilawleit (07/08/2013) [-]
And I'll repeat myself, implying we care.
User avatar #191 - dwarfman (07/08/2013) [-]
Hence why you'll always be useless prideful sods!
User avatar #118 - sircrocodile (07/08/2013) [-]
Can't trust men in skirts.
User avatar #119 - dwarfman (07/08/2013) [-]
Nope. Worst father in laws ever.
User avatar #120 - sircrocodile (07/08/2013) [-]
Does he think you are less manly than him because he has more chest hair?
User avatar #123 - dwarfman (07/08/2013) [-]
No he was mad I wasn't part of his glorious church of England, Catholic, German, and pointed out for all his pride his nation accomplished next to nothing.
#111 - They're just trying to be funny. I think Africa has amazing wildlife. 07/08/2013 on Description 0
#110 - I have 3 homelands alright... I can't decide on just one D: …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2013 on Description 0
User avatar #186 - lukap (07/08/2013) [-]
Izaberi hrvatsku!
#4 - Bronze V?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2013 on the 'V' +7
User avatar #9 - thechosentroll (07/08/2013) [-]
The place where everyone has a banned diamond league account and has had sex with your mother......... twice.
#329 - Fear the berserk alien! 07/06/2013 on Your Anime Identy 0
#18 - I'm definitely not the only one that sees this.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2013 on Hydra Milk > +14
User avatar #31 - darkdragonswrath (07/04/2013) [-]
No, I also see the Image you posted.
#6 - Dutch people. 07/04/2013 on almost +6
#6 - He's got the same moves as our retarded renekton. of cours… 07/02/2013 on Barney,the retard dinosaure -2
#11 - wow. i just get thumbed to the ground for not being a wiz at h…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Magical Science -2
#16 - anonymous (07/01/2013) [-]
The doors were enchanted/charmed/whatevered so that the password would open them already, it had been done with a wand.
User avatar #24 - snaresinger (07/02/2013) [-]
Maybe this dude did that with his spoon. I dunno, maybe he's a tea addict.
User avatar #36 - snaresinger (07/02/2013) [-]
HAHA NO FUCK YOU SNARESINGER AND YOUR STUPID RATIONAL EXPLANATIONS HAHA WE'RE FUNNYJUNK AND WE THUMB PEOPLE DOWN FOR NO REASON
User avatar #44 - mrmontombo (07/02/2013) [-]
Wow dude, that's one mature response there. Certainly makes everybody think more of you.
User avatar #52 - snaresinger (07/02/2013) [-]
It's hyperbole. What's immature about it, exactly?
User avatar #154 - mrmontombo (07/02/2013) [-]
You were intentionally over exaggerating because you didn't like being thumbed down. Doesn't sound very mature to me. Just accept your thumbs and move the fuck on. You take a risk posting on any site and need to accept whatever negative backlash may come along with it.
User avatar #155 - snaresinger (07/02/2013) [-]
So that means it's immature to say anything about it...? I really don't follow your logic.
User avatar #156 - mrmontombo (07/02/2013) [-]
It means your pouting and reacting badly to people not liking what you say.
User avatar #157 - snaresinger (07/02/2013) [-]
*you're, and how is it pouting? Pouting is a facial feature commonly used by children in place of words. I did, in fact, use words. What's the problem? I think it's quite immature that you seem to think that using one's words for objection is wrong.
User avatar #158 - mrmontombo (07/06/2013) [-]
I didn't say wrong. I said immature. In this case you should have just accepted the consequences of your action and move on. Instead of lashing out like a child sent to his room.
#5 - but i remember that gryffindor teacher doing wandless magic. …  [+] (12 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Magical Science -8
User avatar #11 - sircrocodile (07/01/2013) [-]
wow. i just get thumbed to the ground for not being a wiz at harry potter. (see wut i did there?) I was only trying to help
#16 - anonymous (07/01/2013) [-]
The doors were enchanted/charmed/whatevered so that the password would open them already, it had been done with a wand.
User avatar #24 - snaresinger (07/02/2013) [-]
Maybe this dude did that with his spoon. I dunno, maybe he's a tea addict.
User avatar #36 - snaresinger (07/02/2013) [-]
HAHA NO FUCK YOU SNARESINGER AND YOUR STUPID RATIONAL EXPLANATIONS HAHA WE'RE FUNNYJUNK AND WE THUMB PEOPLE DOWN FOR NO REASON
User avatar #44 - mrmontombo (07/02/2013) [-]
Wow dude, that's one mature response there. Certainly makes everybody think more of you.
User avatar #52 - snaresinger (07/02/2013) [-]
It's hyperbole. What's immature about it, exactly?
User avatar #154 - mrmontombo (07/02/2013) [-]
You were intentionally over exaggerating because you didn't like being thumbed down. Doesn't sound very mature to me. Just accept your thumbs and move the fuck on. You take a risk posting on any site and need to accept whatever negative backlash may come along with it.
User avatar #155 - snaresinger (07/02/2013) [-]
So that means it's immature to say anything about it...? I really don't follow your logic.
User avatar #156 - mrmontombo (07/02/2013) [-]
It means your pouting and reacting badly to people not liking what you say.
User avatar #157 - snaresinger (07/02/2013) [-]
*you're, and how is it pouting? Pouting is a facial feature commonly used by children in place of words. I did, in fact, use words. What's the problem? I think it's quite immature that you seem to think that using one's words for objection is wrong.
User avatar #158 - mrmontombo (07/06/2013) [-]
I didn't say wrong. I said immature. In this case you should have just accepted the consequences of your action and move on. Instead of lashing out like a child sent to his room.
#7 - anonymous (07/01/2013) [-]
Its how just about all the "secret" doors worked, its the same as the pictures for the house common rooms
#13 - Those films were the bomb.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/28/2013 on Poor Spidey +9
User avatar #29 - lurkerlarry (06/28/2013) [-]
The way I see it: The amazing spiderman > spiderman > spiderman 2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> shit > spiderman 3
#17 - EnergizierAnon (06/28/2013) [-]
those films were shit.

<< better spiderman.
User avatar #27 - jaknik (06/28/2013) [-]
that movie was so laughable.
User avatar #75 - alexanderburns (06/28/2013) [-]
And Toby Maguire crying wasn't?
#48 - xxitzchubbsxx (06/28/2013) [-]
laughably good.
#21 - chaoticwaffle (06/28/2013) [-]
I liked both.
#118 - proud to be dutch 06/27/2013 on Hangover cures 0
#264 - mouthguard too. 06/25/2013 on true 0
#262 - but.. but i play the sport too D: 06/25/2013 on true 0
#257 - We aussies are men.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/25/2013 on true 0
User avatar #259 - teoberry (06/25/2013) [-]
They might be, doesn't mean you are
#262 - sircrocodile (06/25/2013) [-]
but.. but i play the sport too D:
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