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Date Signed Up:11/18/2011
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#110 - I been no lifing Pokemon Y since it came out. Finally I ha… 10/30/2013 on Eevee family +1
#239 - **sircrocodile rolled a random image posted in comment #24 … 09/30/2013 on THE GAME +2
#3 - 6'5 right here. Ima use that mini golf line. 09/30/2013 on Saw something about being... +1
#57 - How dare you call that remarkable booty "fat" Sh…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2013 on here hold this duck ( that... +1
User avatar #69 - myllamaispurple (09/21/2013) [-]
how about that ass was bootylicious
User avatar #60 - squeemonster (09/21/2013) [-]
Actually "that ass was fat" is actually an expression of an awesome ass, the "fat" term here has a positive bootilicious quality, as in "that was a big (lovely) ass"
#104 - Exactly. Who in their right minds would prefer unsalted fries …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2013 on Facts, yo +1
#108 - BeefSoup (09/21/2013) [-]
and eat spit!
#20 - I was about half way down these facts before I realised they w… 09/19/2013 on Halloween 0
#36 - More please. And more really unknown ones. 09/16/2013 on One Piece Trivia +1
#22 - I have been telling my mates about this and they all agree tha…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/15/2013 on can't think of a good title +8
#97 - pwnmissilereborn (09/16/2013) [-]
Then it turns out your english accent sucks, and they end up with something similar to an australian accent. First born will be a girl, you say screw it and call her Victoria anyway, the second is finally a male, someone to continue your lineage, and you name him Charles. You also have an unplanned third male son, you call him Bob because you don't really care as he turns out to be retarded, but your wife refuses to have an abortion.

At 14 Charles will start doing drugs, telling you nothing and his grades start falling. By his 18th birthday he is a junkie hanging out with his gang friends who know him as Carl and he abandons school to start working to pay his drug debts.

Your younger son will die at 11 years old due to his condition, your wife, who became depressed and emotionally fragile when you had Bob, will commit suicide and you will become the only source of income to your household.

With your financial state, your daughter is obligated to become a stripper in order to pay for her Medicine degree in Cambridge (She goes by the artistic name of Sugar Vicky btw) and eventually will turn to prostitution. She then becomes pregnant from one of her clients who used a defective condom, and she becomes a single mother, and has to abandon university to take care of her child.

This is pretty much the last you will hear of them as after the death of your wife the family was broken, and drifted apart. You will spend the rest of your days alone, struggling with bills, until due to age you can no longer sustain yourself alone and have to go to a nursing home where in a few years later you will quietly die in your sleep, alone.

Crushed your dreams yet?
User avatar #172 - daentraya (09/16/2013) [-]
I like the way you think. You're a man of my own heart, pwnmissilereborn
User avatar #117 - mondominiman (09/16/2013) [-]
That was amazing
#1 - Brilliant. I shall do the same to my future children.  [+] (10 new replies) 09/15/2013 on can't think of a good title +239
User avatar #254 - jaynsilentbob (09/16/2013) [-]
whatever you do, don't speak in a scouse or geordie accent. They're just awful.
#238 - onceapiece (09/16/2013) [-]
I've read that kids will usually pick up the accents of their friends, rather than their parents, so I don't think this will actually work.
User avatar #60 - nlogax (09/16/2013) [-]
Implying...
#33 - themisstophat (09/15/2013) [-]
But which one?
#4 - Womens Study Major (09/15/2013) [-]
I don't have to fake it because i am British mu hahaha
#22 - sircrocodile (09/15/2013) [-]
I have been telling my mates about this and they all agree that it is a fantastic idea. First born shall be called Charles and the second, Victoria.
< A Picture of Older brother Charles giving away his sister Victoria at her wedding, long after I have gone.
Charles has a PHD and Victoria is studying medicine in Cambridge.

I'm so proud.
#97 - pwnmissilereborn (09/16/2013) [-]
Then it turns out your english accent sucks, and they end up with something similar to an australian accent. First born will be a girl, you say screw it and call her Victoria anyway, the second is finally a male, someone to continue your lineage, and you name him Charles. You also have an unplanned third male son, you call him Bob because you don't really care as he turns out to be retarded, but your wife refuses to have an abortion.

At 14 Charles will start doing drugs, telling you nothing and his grades start falling. By his 18th birthday he is a junkie hanging out with his gang friends who know him as Carl and he abandons school to start working to pay his drug debts.

Your younger son will die at 11 years old due to his condition, your wife, who became depressed and emotionally fragile when you had Bob, will commit suicide and you will become the only source of income to your household.

With your financial state, your daughter is obligated to become a stripper in order to pay for her Medicine degree in Cambridge (She goes by the artistic name of Sugar Vicky btw) and eventually will turn to prostitution. She then becomes pregnant from one of her clients who used a defective condom, and she becomes a single mother, and has to abandon university to take care of her child.

This is pretty much the last you will hear of them as after the death of your wife the family was broken, and drifted apart. You will spend the rest of your days alone, struggling with bills, until due to age you can no longer sustain yourself alone and have to go to a nursing home where in a few years later you will quietly die in your sleep, alone.

Crushed your dreams yet?
User avatar #172 - daentraya (09/16/2013) [-]
I like the way you think. You're a man of my own heart, pwnmissilereborn
User avatar #117 - mondominiman (09/16/2013) [-]
That was amazing
User avatar #5 - enemyoftrn (09/15/2013) [-]
Well, odd congrats to you sir.
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#111 - So what you're telling me is.. There is somewhere out there fo… 09/15/2013 on How the world works 0
#19 - Does somebody have a good link to where I can see the first ep…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/13/2013 on MFW waiting for the new LoK 0
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#617 - No joke... Way too long (in my ass) - Audio Bullys 09/07/2013 on time to revive an old... +1
#87 - I counted the NA's to make sure that there were no more or no … 08/31/2013 on Batman. +1
#13 - Final evolution.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/27/2013 on How very me. 0
User avatar #14 - whycanticaps (08/27/2013) [-]
outrageous
User avatar #23 - galkawhm (08/27/2013) [-]
Truly truly truly
User avatar #37 - arreatface (08/27/2013) [-]
ouuuuuuuutrageous
#87 - My female cousins are always telling me they're jealous of my … 08/19/2013 on Stupid Genetics 0
#228 - **** this spot in particular.. 08/19/2013 on 10(11) Interesting Maps in... +6
#7 - The amounts of time I've read this is 08/15/2013 on Fish are sick, not friends -4
#1107 - Sleep 08/12/2013 on Comment. +1
#22 - Comment deleted 08/05/2013 on Wait, you mean, IT WORKED? -4
#78 - I'm with you buddy. It's your own body and as long as you have…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2013 on Man the catapult 0
User avatar #106 - sanguinesolitude (08/01/2013) [-]
i also am going to. Not sure why i never thought of my boner as a food catapult. Thats some einstein level intellect shit.
User avatar #89 - zarcos (07/31/2013) [-]
lol
#19 - I first thought it said bumblebee's dick...  [+] (4 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Google +105
#62 - Womens Study Major (07/25/2013) [-]
I thought it said Dumbledore's dick...

ugh
#35 - royrogersmcfreely (07/25/2013) [-]
#30 - ebdac (07/25/2013) [-]
I didn't realize until i read Your post...
#38 - theezachulator (07/25/2013) [-]
im righ theret with you guys
#108 - roll picture 07/23/2013 on *roll image* 0
#34 - irish would use guinness or something. this here is dutch fishing.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/22/2013 on Irish Fish +9
User avatar #43 - doctorstein (07/22/2013) [-]
Deutsch*

I hate the Dutch. That's not relevant, I just like sharing my hatred of the Dutch people.
User avatar #44 - thedutchs (07/22/2013) [-]
But it's a Dutch brand of beer...

And why do you hate us so much? D:
User avatar #62 - doctorstein (07/22/2013) [-]
If you weren't Dutch, and you met a Dutchman, you would know.
User avatar #83 - herbolifee (07/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, because all people from a country are the same as the ones you've met.
User avatar #96 - doctorstein (07/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, because stereotyping is this brand new thing I just invented.
#47 - Womens Study Major (07/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #57 - dragemit (07/22/2013) [-]
Fun fact: the guy's accent was german
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