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Date Signed Up:11/18/2011
Last Login:9/01/2014
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#83 - ok 11/18/2013 on Ay Ay kids +5
#92 - riot pls 11/18/2013 on Really people? REALLY? -1
#5 - Was hoping I'd find this in the comments =D 11/16/2013 on Where will you be when... +1
#17 - I've never played this game.. But is scumbag Mario stealing th…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/10/2013 on What Needs To Happen To... -5
#65 - anonymous (11/10/2013) [-]
That makes no sense, never have I seen a meme so horribly misused. Oh, it's 9Fag. That makes sense.
#56 - theasianjin (11/10/2013) [-]
those aren't eggs
User avatar #43 - fauxshores (11/10/2013) [-]
I speedrun SM64 on Twitch, its a really fun game and in my eyes one of the best ever made. Would recommend getting a rom for it and giving it a run.
#19 - biograde (11/10/2013) [-]
he smashes bricks with his fist though

also you are returning the penguin's kid
#79 - killerofcows (11/11/2013) [-]
I'm a bit conflicted here, because the content is mario 64 where you did use his head to activate cap blocks
User avatar #71 - sequel (11/10/2013) [-]
must've been OC on 9gag.
#14 - "Okay Jefferson, he called it mouth Rushmore. Keep calm." 11/10/2013 on Emancipate me from these puns +15
#105 - Honestly. I see this as a win win situation. 11/10/2013 on I fail to see the bad in this +1
#67 - Here in Holland we get high with the murderer. 11/09/2013 on Text the police +1
#19 - I thought it is so they dont lick the knife? 11/09/2013 on Surgeons Warning +1
#1 - Girls be checking my sugerlumps. 11/07/2013 on Women's Right Activist +1
#3 - 9/10 would bang. 11/07/2013 on Gracefully Passed-out Gracy -4
#20 - Scratching spreads it too right? Looks like the peopl…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2013 on Kinda smart 0
User avatar #24 - viscerys (11/07/2013) [-]
Scratching, getting blood on your skin, in your eyes, nose or mouth, and in some cases, skin-to-skin contact with the infected.
#110 - I been no lifing Pokemon Y since it came out. Finally I ha… 10/30/2013 on Eevee family +1
#239 - **sircrocodile rolled a random image posted in comment #24 … 09/30/2013 on THE GAME +2
#3 - 6'5 right here. Ima use that mini golf line. 09/30/2013 on Saw something about being... +1
#57 - How dare you call that remarkable booty "fat" Sh…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2013 on here hold this duck ( that... +1
User avatar #69 - myllamaispurple (09/21/2013) [-]
how about that ass was bootylicious
User avatar #60 - squeemonster (09/21/2013) [-]
Actually "that ass was fat" is actually an expression of an awesome ass, the "fat" term here has a positive bootilicious quality, as in "that was a big (lovely) ass"
#104 - Exactly. Who in their right minds would prefer unsalted fries …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2013 on Facts, yo +1
#108 - BeefSoup (09/21/2013) [-]
and eat spit!
#20 - I was about half way down these facts before I realised they w… 09/19/2013 on Halloween 0
#36 - More please. And more really unknown ones. 09/16/2013 on One Piece Trivia +1
#22 - I have been telling my mates about this and they all agree tha…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/15/2013 on can't think of a good title +8
#97 - pwnmissilereborn (09/16/2013) [-]
Then it turns out your english accent sucks, and they end up with something similar to an australian accent. First born will be a girl, you say screw it and call her Victoria anyway, the second is finally a male, someone to continue your lineage, and you name him Charles. You also have an unplanned third male son, you call him Bob because you don't really care as he turns out to be retarded, but your wife refuses to have an abortion.

At 14 Charles will start doing drugs, telling you nothing and his grades start falling. By his 18th birthday he is a junkie hanging out with his gang friends who know him as Carl and he abandons school to start working to pay his drug debts.

Your younger son will die at 11 years old due to his condition, your wife, who became depressed and emotionally fragile when you had Bob, will commit suicide and you will become the only source of income to your household.

With your financial state, your daughter is obligated to become a stripper in order to pay for her Medicine degree in Cambridge (She goes by the artistic name of Sugar Vicky btw) and eventually will turn to prostitution. She then becomes pregnant from one of her clients who used a defective condom, and she becomes a single mother, and has to abandon university to take care of her child.

This is pretty much the last you will hear of them as after the death of your wife the family was broken, and drifted apart. You will spend the rest of your days alone, struggling with bills, until due to age you can no longer sustain yourself alone and have to go to a nursing home where in a few years later you will quietly die in your sleep, alone.

Crushed your dreams yet?
User avatar #172 - daentraya (09/16/2013) [-]
I like the way you think. You're a man of my own heart, pwnmissilereborn
User avatar #117 - mondominiman (09/16/2013) [-]
That was amazing
#1 - Brilliant. I shall do the same to my future children.  [+] (10 new replies) 09/15/2013 on can't think of a good title +239
User avatar #254 - jaynsilentbob (09/16/2013) [-]
whatever you do, don't speak in a scouse or geordie accent. They're just awful.
#238 - onceapiece (09/16/2013) [-]
I've read that kids will usually pick up the accents of their friends, rather than their parents, so I don't think this will actually work.
User avatar #60 - nlogax (09/16/2013) [-]
Implying...
#33 - themisstophat (09/15/2013) [-]
But which one?
#4 - anonymous (09/15/2013) [-]
I don't have to fake it because i am British mu hahaha
#22 - sircrocodile (09/15/2013) [-]
I have been telling my mates about this and they all agree that it is a fantastic idea. First born shall be called Charles and the second, Victoria.
< A Picture of Older brother Charles giving away his sister Victoria at her wedding, long after I have gone.
Charles has a PHD and Victoria is studying medicine in Cambridge.

I'm so proud.
#97 - pwnmissilereborn (09/16/2013) [-]
Then it turns out your english accent sucks, and they end up with something similar to an australian accent. First born will be a girl, you say screw it and call her Victoria anyway, the second is finally a male, someone to continue your lineage, and you name him Charles. You also have an unplanned third male son, you call him Bob because you don't really care as he turns out to be retarded, but your wife refuses to have an abortion.

At 14 Charles will start doing drugs, telling you nothing and his grades start falling. By his 18th birthday he is a junkie hanging out with his gang friends who know him as Carl and he abandons school to start working to pay his drug debts.

Your younger son will die at 11 years old due to his condition, your wife, who became depressed and emotionally fragile when you had Bob, will commit suicide and you will become the only source of income to your household.

With your financial state, your daughter is obligated to become a stripper in order to pay for her Medicine degree in Cambridge (She goes by the artistic name of Sugar Vicky btw) and eventually will turn to prostitution. She then becomes pregnant from one of her clients who used a defective condom, and she becomes a single mother, and has to abandon university to take care of her child.

This is pretty much the last you will hear of them as after the death of your wife the family was broken, and drifted apart. You will spend the rest of your days alone, struggling with bills, until due to age you can no longer sustain yourself alone and have to go to a nursing home where in a few years later you will quietly die in your sleep, alone.

Crushed your dreams yet?
User avatar #172 - daentraya (09/16/2013) [-]
I like the way you think. You're a man of my own heart, pwnmissilereborn
User avatar #117 - mondominiman (09/16/2013) [-]
That was amazing
User avatar #5 - enemyoftrn (09/15/2013) [-]
Well, odd congrats to you sir.
#8 - Our uni has a international game architecture and design cours… 09/15/2013 on Female Fantasy III 0
#7 - You look for similar interests. If a guy spends most of his da… 09/15/2013 on Female Fantasy III 0
#111 - So what you're telling me is.. There is somewhere out there fo… 09/15/2013 on How the world works 0
#19 - Does somebody have a good link to where I can see the first ep…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/13/2013 on MFW waiting for the new LoK 0
#22 - Jowi (09/14/2013) [-]
#617 - No joke... Way too long (in my ass) - Audio Bullys 09/07/2013 on time to revive an old... +1
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