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sircrocodile

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:11/18/2011
Last Login:7/28/2016
Location:Netherlands
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#11 - Picture 04/07/2016 on So I'm not the only one +5
#145 - Well they took my license because it was an Australian one. Ha… 02/23/2016 on The More You Know +1
#51 - I found this out the hard way. Smoke regularly and had to take…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2016 on The More You Know 0
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#95 - abesimpson (02/22/2016) [-]
Taking your license seems a bit farfetched, unless you already lost driving points before for some other reason and this ticket got you to 6. (In Spain it's 1000 euros and 6 points off your license. They will also detain your car until someone picks you up or after doing the test again in a few hours)

Roadside tests are done by quick saliva tests. But in Germany apparently they also do quick urine tests.

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#145 - sircrocodile (02/23/2016) [-]
Well they took my license because it was an Australian one. Had to check lots of things. Did not get it back till much later. Never lost any points before this. And I got the car back after 48 hours.
#11 - He grows up just fine. 02/21/2016 on Cheeky 0
#204 - A pic I recently used to try seduce a lady. See me trying to s… 02/19/2016 on Any hot male FJers on this... 0
#56 - Yeah... Makes sense. I just really dislike this character. I d…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2016 on Is This Racist? 0
#58 - warioteam (01/25/2016) [-]
#52 - That's it. That's why I can never stand looking at his smug li…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/25/2016 on Is This Racist? 0
#53 - warioteam (01/25/2016) [-]
nigga thats just how skeletons work
bones arent morphable matter
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#56 - sircrocodile (01/25/2016) [-]
Yeah... Makes sense. I just really dislike this character. I don't know much about him but this little shit just pisses me off so much for some reason xD
#58 - warioteam (01/25/2016) [-]
#18 - Picture 01/23/2016 on A man after my own heart 0
#16 - Such a Joke Jacket. 01/23/2016 on Dutch sayings translated to... +9
#3 - What's happening this weekend?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2016 on Can't wait 0
#4 - diamondpie (01/22/2016) [-]
it's the weekend plus FJ movie night