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#6 - Gone with the ****** 03/17/2014 on 12 +5
#6 - Was thinking same thing :p 02/27/2014 on WTF ??? +2
#317 - Picture 02/04/2014 on I think this will be good... +3
#315 - **sircrocodile rolled a random image posted in comment #11 …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2014 on I think this will be good... +1
#317 - sircrocodile (02/04/2014) [-]
#80 - Picture 02/02/2014 on Pirates and gangsters. +1
#5 - Well no **** >< Was being a smartass.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2014 on potoooooooo -18
User avatar #24 - hipickausername (01/29/2014) [-]
Oh you got us good
#22 - asimplepotato has deleted their comment.
#2 - It actually has 9 o's. I know you all counted it as well..  [+] (4 new replies) 01/28/2014 on potoooooooo -34
User avatar #4 - ilovehue (01/28/2014) [-]
the o between p and t doesnt count
User avatar #5 - sircrocodile (01/28/2014) [-]
Well no shit ><
Was being a smartass.
User avatar #24 - hipickausername (01/29/2014) [-]
Oh you got us good
#22 - asimplepotato has deleted their comment.
#52 - I laughed at this so hard. Hakuna Matata. It means no worries. 01/12/2014 on He seems to be really high... +8
#48 - **** like this always make me wonder if teachers …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2014 on Funny Exam Answers 0
User avatar #88 - RandomAnonGuy (01/08/2014) [-]
We don't sit down and practice in our own time, we just have to write all the time. Generally we either get better at it as we practice or worse at it as more and more work piles up and we have to write too fast.
#7 - I thought it said Pantheon at first. I've been playing a b… 01/06/2014 on Dude,This Rainbow is Amazing +5
#878 - Seen boobs. Idc if I die. 01/06/2014 on Cancer 0
#34 - Impressive. But not as sexy. 01/04/2014 on Hey mods :) 0
#15 - That's just an appetizer.  [+] (29 new replies) 01/03/2014 on Offensive Racist Jokes 0
#16 - gamergirlmel (01/03/2014) [-]
Main, with 50kg of chunky chips on the side.
#18 - themassivefail (01/03/2014) [-]
And a diet coke.
User avatar #25 - trollchildxy (01/03/2014) [-]
Is this a boy or girl? Soft belly screams girl, hands scream man, and boobs scream both.
User avatar #28 - themassivefail (01/03/2014) [-]
It's a girl lol
User avatar #19 - gamergirlmel (01/03/2014) [-]
Those jeans are soooo close...
#20 - themassivefail (01/03/2014) [-]
#22 - gamergirlmel (01/03/2014) [-]
Really?
#23 - themassivefail (01/03/2014) [-]
Strange. I know.
#24 - gamergirlmel (01/03/2014) [-]
Nah, it's alright. Whatever floats your boat, you can't change what you like. Just a pity that I don't have a fetish, or I don't know what it is.
#26 - themassivefail (01/03/2014) [-]
Who knows, troll around on youtube or nudevista and maybe somethin will just click and suck you in and change your views forever. Sexually.
User avatar #29 - gamergirlmel (01/03/2014) [-]
Any fetishes you know that are popular?
User avatar #31 - themassivefail (01/03/2014) [-]
Also Mass Effect is the absolute best game ever.
User avatar #33 - gamergirlmel (01/03/2014) [-]
I know! Thank god someone else understands!
User avatar #36 - themassivefail (01/03/2014) [-]
Literally just finishin my third play-through. Half way through ME3. If I could pick a fictional universe to live in... this would be it. Closely followed by star wars and the potter-verse. BUT STILL. Mass Effect. My god. Just cured the Genophage.
User avatar #38 - gamergirlmel (01/03/2014) [-]
I nearly cried at Mordin, god... What a brave soul. And yes totally, Mass Effect universe would be amazing, you know.. After Saren, The Collectors and the Reapers.
User avatar #40 - themassivefail (01/03/2014) [-]
Had to be him... someone else might have gotten it wrong... What a guy... Totally! I mean... i'd be no Sheperd, but alliance all the way.
User avatar #41 - gamergirlmel (01/03/2014) [-]
I'm no Shepard either, though I might me part of the ship, I'm determined to have a Shepard romance, I mean come on, the speeches he gives! It's my dream to be a BioWare employee, but hey, there's always a dreams at night.
User avatar #42 - themassivefail (01/03/2014) [-]
I assume you mean the object of Sheperds affections? Being male... pass. But dat Liara T'soni... hhnng. Even Tali... out of HUGE AMOUNTS OF INFURIATING CURIOSITY. I could see myself more the James Vega type. Just along for the ride, but also a part of it.
User avatar #45 - gamergirlmel (01/03/2014) [-]
I must experience everything also, I got all the guys done, now to the females, I think it's Tali's turn next
User avatar #46 - themassivefail (01/03/2014) [-]
Prepare for a massive amount of curiosity XD
User avatar #43 - gamergirlmel (01/03/2014) [-]
Even though I am indeed a female, I can see what you see in Liara and Tali, heck, I even romanced with Liara because she was so amazing, but I also romanced with Miranda (both as FemShep) just because of the challenge.
User avatar #44 - themassivefail (01/03/2014) [-]
Sexy intelligence *drool* I can see the appeal of Miranda. Such challenge, much reward. First playthrough, all about Tali. Second; Kelly and Traynor. Third and current, all about Liara. I'm going to have to do many more plays I think... must...experience... EVERYTHING
User avatar #30 - themassivefail (01/03/2014) [-]
OH MAN. WELL.
Well mine are gaining/gainer/big girls. Big communities for that stuff.
Others may include, but are not limited to,
Foot related things,
hand related things,
oral fixation,
roleplaying,
hentai (holy shit... this is a VERY ranged topic)
BDSM,
Masochism,
Dom/sub,
Cuckold,
cum in different places
bigger than average body parts, (Ass, thighs, boobs, dicks, even arms etc.)
(Maybe i'll get banned for all this... we'll see)
But basically anything can be a fetish. Just something that turns you on for reasons you can't really explain. Or maybe you can explain it, but others may not understand.
#48 - include (01/03/2014) [-]
Surprise Motherfucker.
User avatar #32 - gamergirlmel (01/03/2014) [-]
Jeez, I never knew there were so many. I don't think I have a fetish, I just like good ol' fashioned man and woman. Guess I better keep looking.
User avatar #34 - themassivefail (01/03/2014) [-]
There's pretty much unlimited fetish's. Mine ain't even that bad compared to say... gore or vore or beastiality >.> Everyone has something that sets them off... you just haven't found it yet ;)
User avatar #35 - gamergirlmel (01/03/2014) [-]
Well, thanks for giving me hope I don't know what vore is and I don't think I wanna find out
User avatar #37 - themassivefail (01/03/2014) [-]
It's not... ok it is that bad. Just things eating live people >.> whole. You'll find yours!
User avatar #39 - gamergirlmel (01/03/2014) [-]
Thanks!
#5 - I'm sorry but this has to be said. I find this post offens…  [+] (31 new replies) 01/03/2014 on Offensive Racist Jokes +4
#13 - gamergirlmel (01/03/2014) [-]
This pizza can only feed 1. Me
#15 - sircrocodile (01/03/2014) [-]
That's just an appetizer.
#16 - gamergirlmel (01/03/2014) [-]
Main, with 50kg of chunky chips on the side.
#18 - themassivefail (01/03/2014) [-]
And a diet coke.
User avatar #25 - trollchildxy (01/03/2014) [-]
Is this a boy or girl? Soft belly screams girl, hands scream man, and boobs scream both.
User avatar #28 - themassivefail (01/03/2014) [-]
It's a girl lol
User avatar #19 - gamergirlmel (01/03/2014) [-]
Those jeans are soooo close...
#20 - themassivefail (01/03/2014) [-]
#22 - gamergirlmel (01/03/2014) [-]
Really?
#23 - themassivefail (01/03/2014) [-]
Strange. I know.
#24 - gamergirlmel (01/03/2014) [-]
Nah, it's alright. Whatever floats your boat, you can't change what you like. Just a pity that I don't have a fetish, or I don't know what it is.
#26 - themassivefail (01/03/2014) [-]
Who knows, troll around on youtube or nudevista and maybe somethin will just click and suck you in and change your views forever. Sexually.
User avatar #29 - gamergirlmel (01/03/2014) [-]
Any fetishes you know that are popular?
User avatar #31 - themassivefail (01/03/2014) [-]
Also Mass Effect is the absolute best game ever.
User avatar #33 - gamergirlmel (01/03/2014) [-]
I know! Thank god someone else understands!
User avatar #36 - themassivefail (01/03/2014) [-]
Literally just finishin my third play-through. Half way through ME3. If I could pick a fictional universe to live in... this would be it. Closely followed by star wars and the potter-verse. BUT STILL. Mass Effect. My god. Just cured the Genophage.
User avatar #38 - gamergirlmel (01/03/2014) [-]
I nearly cried at Mordin, god... What a brave soul. And yes totally, Mass Effect universe would be amazing, you know.. After Saren, The Collectors and the Reapers.
User avatar #40 - themassivefail (01/03/2014) [-]
Had to be him... someone else might have gotten it wrong... What a guy... Totally! I mean... i'd be no Sheperd, but alliance all the way.
User avatar #41 - gamergirlmel (01/03/2014) [-]
I'm no Shepard either, though I might me part of the ship, I'm determined to have a Shepard romance, I mean come on, the speeches he gives! It's my dream to be a BioWare employee, but hey, there's always a dreams at night.
User avatar #42 - themassivefail (01/03/2014) [-]
I assume you mean the object of Sheperds affections? Being male... pass. But dat Liara T'soni... hhnng. Even Tali... out of HUGE AMOUNTS OF INFURIATING CURIOSITY. I could see myself more the James Vega type. Just along for the ride, but also a part of it.
User avatar #45 - gamergirlmel (01/03/2014) [-]
I must experience everything also, I got all the guys done, now to the females, I think it's Tali's turn next
User avatar #46 - themassivefail (01/03/2014) [-]
Prepare for a massive amount of curiosity XD
User avatar #43 - gamergirlmel (01/03/2014) [-]
Even though I am indeed a female, I can see what you see in Liara and Tali, heck, I even romanced with Liara because she was so amazing, but I also romanced with Miranda (both as FemShep) just because of the challenge.
User avatar #44 - themassivefail (01/03/2014) [-]
Sexy intelligence *drool* I can see the appeal of Miranda. Such challenge, much reward. First playthrough, all about Tali. Second; Kelly and Traynor. Third and current, all about Liara. I'm going to have to do many more plays I think... must...experience... EVERYTHING
User avatar #30 - themassivefail (01/03/2014) [-]
OH MAN. WELL.
Well mine are gaining/gainer/big girls. Big communities for that stuff.
Others may include, but are not limited to,
Foot related things,
hand related things,
oral fixation,
roleplaying,
hentai (holy shit... this is a VERY ranged topic)
BDSM,
Masochism,
Dom/sub,
Cuckold,
cum in different places
bigger than average body parts, (Ass, thighs, boobs, dicks, even arms etc.)
(Maybe i'll get banned for all this... we'll see)
But basically anything can be a fetish. Just something that turns you on for reasons you can't really explain. Or maybe you can explain it, but others may not understand.
#48 - include (01/03/2014) [-]
Surprise Motherfucker.
User avatar #32 - gamergirlmel (01/03/2014) [-]
Jeez, I never knew there were so many. I don't think I have a fetish, I just like good ol' fashioned man and woman. Guess I better keep looking.
User avatar #34 - themassivefail (01/03/2014) [-]
There's pretty much unlimited fetish's. Mine ain't even that bad compared to say... gore or vore or beastiality >.> Everyone has something that sets them off... you just haven't found it yet ;)
User avatar #35 - gamergirlmel (01/03/2014) [-]
Well, thanks for giving me hope I don't know what vore is and I don't think I wanna find out
User avatar #37 - themassivefail (01/03/2014) [-]
It's not... ok it is that bad. Just things eating live people >.> whole. You'll find yours!
User avatar #39 - gamergirlmel (01/03/2014) [-]
Thanks!
#4 - My pokedex is finished =D 706/706 Now just need the 1… 01/03/2014 on Wonder trades 0
#11 - Write me something beautiful wont you? =)  [+] (10 new replies) 12/29/2013 on The importance of punctuation 0
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#39 - doctorstein (12/29/2013) [-]
#31 - eikof (12/29/2013) [-]
The booty, do she got, hmm? She dooooooo
User avatar #23 - skilletpanhead (12/29/2013) [-]
Woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would, hmm?
User avatar #24 - skilletpanhead (12/29/2013) [-]
Booty. Hmmmmmm.
#29 - skilletpanhead (12/29/2013) [-]
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Maxed out the dark side meter.
#36 - shitflippingpattie (12/29/2013) [-]
#32 - meter (12/29/2013) [-]
i don't have a dark side
User avatar #19 - eiaisqzbsesb (12/29/2013) [-]
Of time turns the wheel, and go, ages come. Leaving memories that become legends, to myth legend fade, and long forgoten, even myth is when the age that gave it birth comes again. Yes, hmmm.
#16 - captaincapital (12/29/2013) [-]
ur mom
#10 - Will, you, merry me. To Merry; verb. Synonym: Enterta… 12/29/2013 on The importance of punctuation +1
#73 - Just think of how much money companies would make with phone s… 12/29/2013 on Turn Your Human Face Into A... +12
#70 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2013 on Turn Your Human Face Into A... +13
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#69 - This would be amazing to talk to your young loved ones when ov… 12/29/2013 on Turn Your Human Face Into A... +1
#2 - Not even kidding. I am normally kind to everyone and never try… 12/17/2013 on Monday and overtime? dafuq... +5
#10 - 1 + 1 = A 12/17/2013 on That's hard +4
#51 - I tried breeding the ultimate shiny Beldum. I finally got to t… 12/16/2013 on That sucks bro... 0
#50 - Well, I do not think these odds are correct as a mate of mine … 12/16/2013 on That sucks bro... 0
#17 - Picture 12/16/2013 on Mr potter version 2.0 0
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