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#4 - Wasnt signed in.. but srsly. I ride a bike. Just get a ******* bike.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2016 on The true starter pack 0
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#7 - loganmadder (07/11/2016) [-]
i never learned how to ride a bike
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#9 - aximil (07/13/2016) [-]
srsly. just learn to ride a bike. Just learn to ride a fucking bike.
#55 - I'll admit it's a bit rude yeah. But you don't know the guys s… 07/03/2016 on Tales of Careers [Part x] 0
#51 - But a waitress at applebee's could no doubt earn enough from t… 07/03/2016 on Tales of Careers [Part x] 0
#48 - My point is that working at Starbucks should not give you enou…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/03/2016 on Tales of Careers [Part x] 0
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#89 - unikornking (07/03/2016) [-]
Complaining about tips is the equivalent of complaining that professional athletes make too much money
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#115 - ScruffytheJanitor (07/03/2016) [-]
Explain your reasoning. I don't see how this is similar at all.
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#129 - unikornking (07/03/2016) [-]
For tips, you earn as much as people give you, and proffesional athletes pay is influenced by how many fans of the sport there are. The pay is based on the people, not the employer
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#185 - ScruffytheJanitor (07/05/2016) [-]
Ah, I see what you mean.
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#50 - fables (07/03/2016) [-]
ALSO working at starbucks does NOT give you enough to live comfortably. what you make in tips is totally up to the customer. I've never tipped at a starbucks, it's not required and they don't make $2-$3 like waitresses do.
but again, still not cool to take their tips.
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#55 - sircrocodile (07/03/2016) [-]
I'll admit it's a bit rude yeah. But you don't know the guys story! Maybe he lied about not wanting to use his card and it's just empty. Maybe this guy is in crippling debt, really needed a coffee but realised that Starbucks had increases the price of his skim milk Cappuccino again. Maybe he saved a life on his way to the store, so he felt he deserved it xD All I am saying is, there are much worse things in life, so focus on the positives. Seeing somebody bitch about these things makes you look spoiled. 70cents will make no difference to you. People will like you more if you say you helped this man out by giving him your 70cents, rather than bitch about it.
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#49 - fables (07/03/2016) [-]
as I said, they get paid far below minimum wage. it's not their fault. what they make in tips all depends on the service they give the customers. You don't get tips for being shitty, you don't get amazing tips for being standard.
tips ARE their paychecks. so to take any tips from any server is not right. ask and maybe they'll help. taking as if you're entitled to it is not ok.
and you clearly don't understand how our economy went through the shitter for a good few years
adults with college degrees were having trouble finding work outside of min wage jobs. I applied at a pizza place and was told that their current employees were getting only a few hours a week.

and the only way you could live an "amazing" life as a waitress, is if maybe you waited tables at a very high end restaurant. you're not going to be living luxuriously waiting tables at applebee's.
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#79 - deutschblut (07/03/2016) [-]
Starbucks pays $13 an hour you stupid fuck.

And no one in the USA get less than MINIMUM wage...

What are you? Some liberal retard?

>>#73
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#134 - fables (07/03/2016) [-]
"An employer of a tipped employee is only required to pay $2.13 an hour in direct wages if that amount plus the tips received equals at least the Federal minimum wage, the employee retains all tips and the employee customarily and regularly receives more than $30 a month in tips."

Starbucks Hourly Pay
Job Title Starbucks Salary
Starbucks-Barista $9.18/hr
Shift Manager $12.78/hr
Barista Trainer $9.67/hr
Barista, Shift Supervisor $11.10/hr
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#137 - deutschblut (07/03/2016) [-]
In both cases, they still get minimum wage, or more.
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#138 - fables (07/03/2016) [-]
>>#135, >>#135, >>#135, >>#135, >>#135, >>#135, >>#135, >>#135, >>#135, >>#135, >>#135,
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#146 - deutschblut (07/03/2016) [-]
Minimum wage: $7.25/hr

Starbucks base pay: $9.45/hr

They get paid AT LEAST $2.20 MORE per hour than required by law.
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#51 - sircrocodile (07/03/2016) [-]
But a waitress at applebee's could no doubt earn enough from that to support herself. And you're right, it's your fucked up system where the boss doesn't pay its employees that's fucked. So instead you see everyone put on fake as smiles and pretending to care so they can squeeze extra $$$ from the customers. If they don't get it, they whine. I just don't get why it's like this. Garbage men don't get tips. What about janitors? It's stupid.
#44 - And Proud. 07/03/2016 on Tales of Careers [Part x] 0
#43 - America is the only country that gets tips. Be glad you get th…  [+] (25 new replies) 07/03/2016 on Tales of Careers [Part x] -3
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#173 - captnnorway (07/04/2016) [-]
Really not the only place that does tips. Drunk people like to tip you for doing your job if it helps them be more comfortable.
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#46 - fables (07/03/2016) [-]
americans get tips in restaurants because they get paid below minimum wage
the tips make up for that.
in places such as starbucks, tips are not required and it's still rude as fuck to take a person's tips. so what's your fucking point?
they don't get free shit, either. they get discounts.

and nothing like living in america when you can't afford to live in america.
#73 - deutschblut (07/03/2016) [-]
No one gets paid lower than minimum wage, you dumbfuck.

That is why it is called "minimum wage".

Come on. Think about what you are friggin typing.


www.dol.gov/general/topic/wages/wagestips
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#135 - fables (07/03/2016) [-]
$2.13 per hour you stupid cunt
you just said it
they get paid below min wage, and the tips make up for that

troll harder
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#140 - deutschblut (07/03/2016) [-]
It is $7.25 an hour is minimum wage you stupid fuck.

And they get paid over $9 an hour basic pay.

How do I math?
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#142 - fables (07/03/2016) [-]
troll
harder
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#144 - deutschblut (07/03/2016) [-]
"Someone on funny junk reads and is intelligent and backs up there claims with reliable source, and I don't know how to respond. Troll harder! Hur dur!"

Fucking idiot.
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#151 - fables (07/03/2016) [-]
I love it when you thumb me down like it matters
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#154 - deutschblut (07/03/2016) [-]
I love newly created troll accounts that only post:

"TROLL HARDER!!! HURR DURR!!!"
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#147 - fables (07/03/2016) [-]
mmm, harder
#48 - sircrocodile (07/03/2016) [-]
My point is that working at Starbucks should not give you enough money to live comfortably on. Those jobs are for kids who want a bit of extra cash while they work towards getting a real job. Yet there's tons people able to afford amazing lives by being a waitress. The money some female waitress's make from tips is preposterous. What I think is rude though; is expecting customers to tip at all because if they don't, they're seen as ass holes. But y'all get tips anyway, so what I'm saying is that you should not be a little bitch when someone takes a bit of money from the tip jar, when you're the only god damn country to even have a jar in the first place. Rather than being happy you're able to help this guy out with 70cents, you're crying about that making coffee is super hard work that should be rewarded with lots n lots of moneeeeey.
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#89 - unikornking (07/03/2016) [-]
Complaining about tips is the equivalent of complaining that professional athletes make too much money
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#115 - ScruffytheJanitor (07/03/2016) [-]
Explain your reasoning. I don't see how this is similar at all.
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#129 - unikornking (07/03/2016) [-]
For tips, you earn as much as people give you, and proffesional athletes pay is influenced by how many fans of the sport there are. The pay is based on the people, not the employer
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#185 - ScruffytheJanitor (07/05/2016) [-]
Ah, I see what you mean.
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#50 - fables (07/03/2016) [-]
ALSO working at starbucks does NOT give you enough to live comfortably. what you make in tips is totally up to the customer. I've never tipped at a starbucks, it's not required and they don't make $2-$3 like waitresses do.
but again, still not cool to take their tips.
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#55 - sircrocodile (07/03/2016) [-]
I'll admit it's a bit rude yeah. But you don't know the guys story! Maybe he lied about not wanting to use his card and it's just empty. Maybe this guy is in crippling debt, really needed a coffee but realised that Starbucks had increases the price of his skim milk Cappuccino again. Maybe he saved a life on his way to the store, so he felt he deserved it xD All I am saying is, there are much worse things in life, so focus on the positives. Seeing somebody bitch about these things makes you look spoiled. 70cents will make no difference to you. People will like you more if you say you helped this man out by giving him your 70cents, rather than bitch about it.
User avatar
#49 - fables (07/03/2016) [-]
as I said, they get paid far below minimum wage. it's not their fault. what they make in tips all depends on the service they give the customers. You don't get tips for being shitty, you don't get amazing tips for being standard.
tips ARE their paychecks. so to take any tips from any server is not right. ask and maybe they'll help. taking as if you're entitled to it is not ok.
and you clearly don't understand how our economy went through the shitter for a good few years
adults with college degrees were having trouble finding work outside of min wage jobs. I applied at a pizza place and was told that their current employees were getting only a few hours a week.

and the only way you could live an "amazing" life as a waitress, is if maybe you waited tables at a very high end restaurant. you're not going to be living luxuriously waiting tables at applebee's.
User avatar
#79 - deutschblut (07/03/2016) [-]
Starbucks pays $13 an hour you stupid fuck.

And no one in the USA get less than MINIMUM wage...

What are you? Some liberal retard?

>>#73
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#134 - fables (07/03/2016) [-]
"An employer of a tipped employee is only required to pay $2.13 an hour in direct wages if that amount plus the tips received equals at least the Federal minimum wage, the employee retains all tips and the employee customarily and regularly receives more than $30 a month in tips."

Starbucks Hourly Pay
Job Title Starbucks Salary
Starbucks-Barista $9.18/hr
Shift Manager $12.78/hr
Barista Trainer $9.67/hr
Barista, Shift Supervisor $11.10/hr
User avatar
#137 - deutschblut (07/03/2016) [-]
In both cases, they still get minimum wage, or more.
User avatar
#138 - fables (07/03/2016) [-]
>>#135, >>#135, >>#135, >>#135, >>#135, >>#135, >>#135, >>#135, >>#135, >>#135, >>#135,
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#146 - deutschblut (07/03/2016) [-]
Minimum wage: $7.25/hr

Starbucks base pay: $9.45/hr

They get paid AT LEAST $2.20 MORE per hour than required by law.
User avatar
#51 - sircrocodile (07/03/2016) [-]
But a waitress at applebee's could no doubt earn enough from that to support herself. And you're right, it's your fucked up system where the boss doesn't pay its employees that's fucked. So instead you see everyone put on fake as smiles and pretending to care so they can squeeze extra $$$ from the customers. If they don't get it, they whine. I just don't get why it's like this. Garbage men don't get tips. What about janitors? It's stupid.
#44 - sircrocodile (07/03/2016) [-]
And Proud.
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