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sircrocodile

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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:11/18/2011
Last Login:12/04/2016
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#14 - .. this.. this happened to my parents.. dayme..  [+] (2 replies) 07/29/2015 on Yup.. +6
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#28 - altairibnlaahad (07/30/2015) [-]
Honest question, what do you think of your mother because of that?
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#21 - youregaylol (07/30/2015) [-]
your mums a hoe bro
#483 - **sircrocodile used "*roll picture*"** **sircrocodile rolle…  [+] (1 reply) 07/29/2015 on C.O.D 0
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#487 - sonoobish (07/29/2015) [-]
ooo i like where this is going
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 reply) 07/28/2015 on Chinese lighters +2
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#5 - moonmist (07/28/2015) [-]
Well he is Asian.
#11 - Picture  [+] (33 replies) 07/25/2015 on Tumblr +224
#148 - ohkirby (07/25/2015) [-]
ADC: fuck my support is shit
Support: maybe if my adc weren't fucking autistic we'd win
Mid: Omg our Jung won't even gank
Top: my team is shit I can't carry
Jung: fuck all these lanes
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#85 - sandinmyeyes (07/25/2015) [-]
This is effectively asking for a boost yo, not cool, an LCS player just got benched for boosting, man.
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#24 - toosexyforyou (07/25/2015) [-]
The "it's all my fault" attitude is so useful in LoL. Whenever I play soloqueue, I have the most success when I'm only focused on improving myself and don't care about my teamates/winning hard. Also when I think back on most games, I'm always reminded about certain points in the game that I could have played better and carried my anime team. The "I gotta blame somebody" attitude holds you back very hard.
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#79 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (07/25/2015) [-]
Might as well, it's not like you can control the herd of mongoloids.
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#44 - rejakted (07/25/2015) [-]
This is why I try to play solo as much as I can. I don't like going duo lane with someone else because a lot players I've ended up duo-ing with were complete nuts and would always try to engage. I'm used to baiting a lot, so then I'd just go and sacrifice myself so my partner could save his sorry ass. fuck that shit, man
What's this anime team?
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#45 - toosexyforyou (07/25/2015) [-]
I like having voice communication with my team, it's why I play a lot of ranked 5s and rarely soloqueue. Anime = Trash
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#47 - rejakted (07/25/2015) [-]
By solo, I mean, in lane in a 5er match. I still communicate with my team (especially if they're thinking of surrendering - a comeback is always possible) but I just don't want anyone from my own team in lane with me. I don't even ask for assists.
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#48 - toosexyforyou (07/25/2015) [-]
I meant voice communication as in teamspeak/skype/raidcall/cursevoice
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#49 - rejakted (07/25/2015) [-]
Oh, you've got a proper team then. My bad, I misunderstood. You misspelt Thresh there, buddy.
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#50 - toosexyforyou (07/25/2015) [-]
Well I'd only be on voice com with my duo partner, the 3 randoms wouldn't be in the call with us but that's what I try to duo with jungle or mid (I main top) so we can snowball easily from the top half of the map.
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#51 - rejakted (07/25/2015) [-]
Must be nice. Having a reliable duo partner.
How do you deal with nighas who try to force duo onto ya at top?
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#52 - toosexyforyou (07/25/2015) [-]
What do you mean try to force duo? Like when someone on my friend list asks me to duo? I'm rarely in the mood to soloqueue so I just tell them I don't want to play. Easy excuses are: I only duo with mid or jungle, i prefer to solo right now, or I'm already duoing with someone else right now.
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#53 - rejakted (07/25/2015) [-]
When you're in queue and you get dibs on top first but some random monkey can't understand what 'please, I just want to solo at top' and comes to top with you anyway and play like shit in 90% of all matches .
I tried to be polite but they don't listen. They'll still come. I thought I'd once to the same thing as them and got immediately called out and reported by my team when we were in queue. i didn't even 'force' or anything. just asked 'sorry man but my last match at bot sucked and i main top. could i just duo top with you?'
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#55 - toosexyforyou (07/25/2015) [-]
Duo top is really bad and only new/bad players would opt to do it. When I've locked in my role and someone else locks in top, I'll dodge. -3 lp and a 5 minute wait is nothing. Whenever I see a teamate completely trolling in champ select I just dodge, even if the wait is 30 minutes, I can just go into custom games and play some ABAM. It's All Blind All Mid, like ARAM but you get to pick your champ and both teams are super squishy and have a lot of poke.

If someone else picks before me and locks in top, I just fill a different role. The only role I can't play is jungle because I've only played 1 jungle game in the last year so I just dodge when I'm stuck with jungle. The 3 lp loss is a joke, if you're in a series then you might as well play and see if you can get a win anyway but when you can see you're fucked in champ select it's so much better to dodge.
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#57 - rejakted (07/25/2015) [-]
Yeah, man. Why opt for duo top when a jungler is more important. It grinds my gears that I have to go and get dragon as Urgot (my waifu) because, well no one took the role of jungler.
I can't really afford to dodge willy nilly as my net has a habit of disconnecting in matches, I'm the house errand boy (was once AFK kicked off game because I had to look for my brother's lost phone), and blackouts here are frequent.

I'ma try this ABAM. Sounds fun. Does leaverbuster not apply to custom games?
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#58 - toosexyforyou (07/25/2015) [-]
It probably does but the only way leaverbuster would hit you is if you DC within the first 15 minutes of the game, if you DC past the 15 minute mark, the game will probably end before the leaverbuster even hits you since the games are very quick on that map.
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#60 - rejakted (07/25/2015) [-]
I mean that if you already have leaverbuster on you, do you still have to wait its time to play custom games?
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#61 - toosexyforyou (07/25/2015) [-]
ohhhhh, no you don't. You can play custom games while your 30 minute timer ticks down
#62 - rejakted (07/25/2015) [-]
Oh, yes! This information pleases me.
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#34 - scarredwolf (07/25/2015) [-]
Wait, do people actually put focus on what others are doing?
My main focus is building the trifecta so that i can do some late level murder, my only real interraction is with lane buddies or after the match when i commend good players (i like to be polite and let people know that their hard work is appreciated) and give everyone ratings (usually friendly as ive never had any kind of spat with anyone so in my eyes they all deserve to be called friendly), then im back in rebuilding my meta build riven to destroy that god damn crocodile bastard
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#41 - toosexyforyou (07/25/2015) [-]
"Wait do people actually put focus on what others are doing?"

You retarded or something? You damn well know that people criticize each other often in every multiplayer game. Nice speech about how you're an exception. good job.
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#54 - scarredwolf (07/25/2015) [-]
Im mostly too worried that im playing bad
Im pretty self depreciating so its not unusual for me to be terrified of being a hinderance to the team, thus i put all my effort into inproving myself.
I basically just assume that everyone else is a good player and from my perspective at my self allocated title of worst player ever, i beleive they are.
Its not that i think im better becuse i dont criticise others, i just never realised people do, id have thought people would just enjoy the game, but i guess people do get pretty serious about it
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#56 - toosexyforyou (07/25/2015) [-]
If you read the chat, you should be very aware of how many people flame each other.
#100 - lunex (07/25/2015) [-]
you should see the latinoamerican server, overall the south part, its chile vs argentina in preety much all the lol games, i really hate the people that say that their server is a place full off toxic waste, in LAS every game is a 1 v 9 , or a 1 v 8, depending in how many flamers are afk
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#30 - captnnorway (07/25/2015) [-]
I dunno how it is in LoL, but in WoW, the best way to get your team to perform well is to take the blame every now and again. It doesn't take much to mention one thing you did wrong, which obviously isn't the reason you wiped, and take the blame because of that. Most people calm down, usually trying to tell you "nah, wasn't your fault. things just went poorly, let's try again" instead of getting mad and then leaving.

It's not like I raid in order to get respect from the random people I raid with, so there's no need for me to be prideful. As long as the bosses die, I'm cool with taking some shit for it.
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#42 - toosexyforyou (07/25/2015) [-]
Yeah there are multiple strategies in LoL. One is called the "pick up your purse and suck some dick" strat where you compliment your teamates on every good play and ignore their misplays. Another is the "threaten to throw the game so that your teamates become purse wearing dick-suckers that will follow your lead" strat which is pretty self explanatory.
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#87 - testaburger (07/25/2015) [-]
Whenever someone threatens to throw the game, I do my best to make them do it.
Not gonna play with someone like that.
#103 - lunex (07/25/2015) [-]
yeah, me to, but i try to make fun of the guy every time, im sure that they are 9 years old kids, couse how they write, and my teammates use that to make fun of him, the most funny thing to do in the LAS server thoug, beating a riven "main" or a vayne "main" is 20 times better, it never happens
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#35 - dafuqmang (07/25/2015) [-]
Same with most of Comp in CSGO. Your team, especially if there is a smurf, is usually quick to call you out, but if you call yourself out, it is usually alright.

Like yesterday.

>Be me
>Playing Comp on Mirage.
>Me vs 2 more this round
>Get a fantastic quick scope AWP, but get rekt by a guy I can't possibly kill because of timing
>"Aw man. My bad guys."
>"Nah, you're good."
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#36 - captnnorway (07/25/2015) [-]
Indeed, but I was more thinking about situations when no one does anything correct and everything goes to shit. Just take the blame for it, and people stop getting mad at each other and starts working together again. Works like a charm.
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#43 - toosexyforyou (07/25/2015) [-]
Usually that works, I've had a couple of hilarious moments when it didn't though. I was fed as fuck and putting the team on my back, things were getting tense and they started flaming each other. I messed up a team fight that I should have been able to win, took blame for the team being behind and losing, and my teamates just ignored me and continued flaming each other because they saw through the bullshit.
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#37 - dafuqmang (07/25/2015) [-]
Or we went into the grinder one round. All dead in less than fifteen seconds. We just laughed it off and agreed NOT to do that again
#2 - You're making it sound like being gay is a bad thing?  [+] (2 replies) 07/18/2015 on Wait... what? 0
#10 - anon (07/19/2015) [-]
No you vindictive fucker, not everyone is bashing gays. It would just make it ironic and not quite so useful for all women to favor you.
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#5 - castlesuceurs (07/18/2015) [-]
No it's just impossible.
#7 - Picture 07/18/2015 on Katz +1