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|Date Signed Up:||11/18/2011|
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|#8 - All I see is Rainbow Dash||04/18/2013 on Parenting...You're doing it...||+8|
|#10 - OMG I HAD THIS BOOK AS A KID! : I remember this pic…||04/18/2013 on Pokemon Prons?||0|
|#19 - ofcourse he would would be canadian.||04/11/2013 on Good Guy Thief||+3|
|#371 - The Long Licker.||04/07/2013 on some OC||0|
|#32 - Thanks dude. I had speech therapy a while ago and I was told t…||03/30/2013 on talking||0|
|#14 - You were on -1. Dw, I got your back. Put you back on 0. We…||03/30/2013 on Am I Doing It Rite?||-2|
|#9 - Was this exact image not on FJ recently? Never the less, …||03/30/2013 on team work||0|
|#21 - Unfortunately I suffer from this. I can rarely even say my name. [+] (2 new replies)||03/30/2013 on talking||+2|
#24 - Crusader (03/30/2013) [-]
I have that same problem, and this is my solution.
Create an alias.
A nickname, nothing too outrageous, but something that fits.
That way, you aren't yourself, you are acting as yourself.
I found this out when I started acting in plays, the problem I had was "I'm not interesting" "I'm just me, I'm boring" but if you are acting as yourself, you can embellish to a point.
And feel free to tell them cool stuff, don't make up outrageous stories about yourself, like how you stopped a hostage situation. But tell them about the time that you saved a cat from a tree, tell them about how you fixed the air conditioning. Not only are these interesting stories about yourself, but they also let them know the kind of person you are.
If these don't work, then remember, that person will most likely never see you again (unless you work or go to school together) and therefore, you can just move on.
#32 - sircrocodile (03/30/2013) [-]
Thanks dude. I had speech therapy a while ago and I was told tricks and stuff.
It used to be really bad though, I'd literally be all like, "Hi, m-m-m-m-y n-n-n-name is B-Bas."
What i found that works for me is saying 'a' before anything =P
Even if it doesn't make sense, it helps me avoid starting with the letters i stutter on. Words like Yesterday, Lemon or my name. "ayesterday I had pizza"
It is a bitch though, and if i fuck up and people immitate my mistake.
ooo I just wanna hit them.
|#26 - I am eagerly awaiting April 1st.||03/30/2013 on Cruel joke||+2|
|#2 - I must be the only dumb cunt out there to put my actual birthd… [+] (3 new replies)||03/29/2013 on Statistics show...||+2|
#7 - John Cena (03/29/2013) [-]
You're all fucking dumb cunts.
|#33 - all I see is this guy||03/29/2013 on bioshock anime style||-1|
|#40 - Daddy Day Care man... One of the most entertaining films from …||03/26/2013 on Mfw the party in Brony Board||0|
|#67 - lol. my bro gave me this for christmas. I actually own one wit…||03/26/2013 on Dafaq is this||0|
|#106 - To the porn file! Yes.. I have one. ON THE FAMILY COMPUTER||03/26/2013 on i love the...?||0|
|#128 - Dammet... I'm on season 2... I did not know he would come back…||03/26/2013 on Good Guy Zombie Merle||0|
|#9 - It was funny the first 9 times. But now sadly. We have come to…||03/24/2013 on Startling||-6|
|#21 - Comment deleted [+] (3 new replies)||03/22/2013 on Their side||-2|
|#30 - no. "YOU'RE" the retard.||03/22/2013 on Where did the bite go?||+8|
|#33 - *House lol..||03/22/2013 on The Irish||+4|
|#32 - This is not in Ireland... This is in Phuket, Thailand. That ro… [+] (5 new replies)||03/22/2013 on The Irish||+20|
#60 - John Cena (03/22/2013) [-]
Called James Bond island, no island on it
|#121 - The whole time while scrolling down, I was hoping there would …||03/16/2013 on Porn Starlets 4||0|
|#56 - ****** love Visix||01/31/2013 on Kat cosplay||0|
|#13 - It's not their actual duty, no. But if they did not donate, th… [+] (1 new reply)||01/23/2013 on Good Gal J. Rowling||0|
|#11 - As a billionaire it is your duty to give it to charity, especi… [+] (16 new replies)||01/23/2013 on Good Gal J. Rowling||-34|
#31 - John Cena (01/23/2013) [-]
Shooting a ball into a goal is easy. Yea I bet you are the best at it. I think shooting a ball into a goal is harder than it looks
#53 - John Cena (01/23/2013) [-]
yea, why don't you bitch about how the rich don't deserve it instead of going out and doing something for yourself. she was sucessful and deserves every bit of what she has.
#29 - thedumbledore (01/23/2013) [-]
Sounds totally lame, but the harry potter universe has done more for me than you can ever imagine. And my story is not an isolated one. It kept me happy when i felt sad, it offered an escape into a magical world that held no limit. People need these things, and there are so few books that can do it like the harry potter universe can.
J.K Rowling has inspired hundreds of future authors, had bands named after her characters who take their inspiration from the universe and numerous, numerous artists work to bring what she writes in the book to life in the form of sculptures and fan art.
I think that's more than you have ever given this world. A little bit of joy.
#25 - John Cena (01/23/2013) [-]
Well, can you write something that can bring people to tears, inspire people, and bring ignored issues to light?
Not that Rowling necessarily did the last one, but plenty of literature brings attention to major, ignored issues. (Like working conditions, economy, marriage, laws, etc.)
It inspires people, and ideas of technology in the literature is often picked up by curious scientists and explored.
And it brings emotion to your cold, dead heart in this world where everyone wants you to go fuck yourself.
People who write good books often deserve the money they make... It's not like your job at mcdonalds inspires people who order your burgers. Or like you're a scientist solving issues of nanotechnology and cancer.
#13 - sircrocodile (01/23/2013) [-]
It's not their actual duty, no. But if they did not donate, they'd be a dick. I don't care how they earned it. Wether it be rob a bank, win the lottery, work for it your whole life or write childrens books. There are people out there who would appreciate the money a lot more than they would. Many rich people donate only to keep a good image. To be liked, it is almost as if it was their duty to donate. Because if they didn't, people would not like them.
|#31 - Puts the Cute in Execute And the Ass in Assasin. [+] (4 new replies)||01/23/2013 on Kat cosplay||+18|