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#13 - It's not their actual duty, no. But if they did not donate, th…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2013 on Good Gal J. Rowling 0
User avatar #32 - nikkomothafucka (01/23/2013) [-]
Fuck that shit if i won in lotto maybe i would give alot money but if i work for it i would keep em myself and give some

beside what would you do if you worked you`re ass of:)
#11 - As a billionaire it is your duty to give it to charity, especi…  [+] (16 new replies) 01/23/2013 on Good Gal J. Rowling -34
User avatar #68 - woodywoodlinson (01/23/2013) [-]
Yeah man she doesn't deserve it. All she did was wrote one of the best selling book series of all time.
#37 - madjik (01/23/2013) [-]
You seem to have no understanding of how important literature is.
User avatar #71 - masterfluffydubs (01/23/2013) [-]
>implying Harry Pooper is important.
#36 - madjik has deleted their comment.
User avatar #20 - nikkomothafucka (01/23/2013) [-]
Well writhing a book is hard shooting a ball into a goal is easy i dont see any one cry abou tthat...
User avatar #39 - bluerangermartin (01/23/2013) [-]
You should go be a professional soccer player.
#31 - anonymous (01/23/2013) [-]
Shooting a ball into a goal is easy. Yea I bet you are the best at it. I think shooting a ball into a goal is harder than it looks
User avatar #33 - nikkomothafucka (01/23/2013) [-]
I WAS, But then i realize how gay it was so i stoped playing fotball and gaming instead:)

OH yes go make a acc instead of comment anon are you really that afraid of thumbs down i got a feeling there will be planty of them:)
User avatar #12 - infinitereaper (01/23/2013) [-]
It isn't your duty to do shit. It's money you earned. That being said, you don't have to be a greedy fuck. At the same time, many rich people earn/earned their money less honestly, and there is plenty to be said about that.
User avatar #59 - nikkomothafucka (01/23/2013) [-]
I know:)

so to an conclusion

Rowling=cna do what ever she did
Fotball=Most use money on charity;)
#18 - massus has deleted their comment.
#53 - anonymous (01/23/2013) [-]
yea, why don't you bitch about how the rich don't deserve it instead of going out and doing something for yourself. she was sucessful and deserves every bit of what she has.
User avatar #29 - thedumbledore (01/23/2013) [-]
Sounds totally lame, but the harry potter universe has done more for me than you can ever imagine. And my story is not an isolated one. It kept me happy when i felt sad, it offered an escape into a magical world that held no limit. People need these things, and there are so few books that can do it like the harry potter universe can.

J.K Rowling has inspired hundreds of future authors, had bands named after her characters who take their inspiration from the universe and numerous, numerous artists work to bring what she writes in the book to life in the form of sculptures and fan art.

I think that's more than you have ever given this world. A little bit of joy.
#25 - anonymous (01/23/2013) [-]
Well, can you write something that can bring people to tears, inspire people, and bring ignored issues to light?
Not that Rowling necessarily did the last one, but plenty of literature brings attention to major, ignored issues. (Like working conditions, economy, marriage, laws, etc.)
It inspires people, and ideas of technology in the literature is often picked up by curious scientists and explored.
And it brings emotion to your cold, dead heart in this world where everyone wants you to go fuck yourself.

People who write good books often deserve the money they make... It's not like your job at mcdonalds inspires people who order your burgers. Or like you're a scientist solving issues of nanotechnology and cancer.
User avatar #13 - sircrocodile (01/23/2013) [-]
It's not their actual duty, no. But if they did not donate, they'd be a dick. I don't care how they earned it. Wether it be rob a bank, win the lottery, work for it your whole life or write childrens books. There are people out there who would appreciate the money a lot more than they would. Many rich people donate only to keep a good image. To be liked, it is almost as if it was their duty to donate. Because if they didn't, people would not like them.
User avatar #32 - nikkomothafucka (01/23/2013) [-]
Fuck that shit if i won in lotto maybe i would give alot money but if i work for it i would keep em myself and give some

beside what would you do if you worked you`re ass of:)
#31 - Puts the Cute in Execute And the Ass in Assasin.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/23/2013 on Kat cosplay +18
User avatar #54 - aiwendel (01/28/2013) [-]
Demands focus, beauty of a lotus :)
User avatar #48 - sheriffking (01/23/2013) [-]
Visix is god
User avatar #56 - sircrocodile (01/31/2013) [-]
Fuckin love Visix
User avatar #44 - igfanforlife (01/23/2013) [-]
she has a good enough ass to put both ass's in assassin :)
#2 - make up your mine. is it a bakery? or a coffeeshop. Or is … 01/22/2013 on Sign at my local bakery... 0
#2 - What a scumbag. 01/22/2013 on YOU HAD ONE JOB +5
#4 - WRONG! Two mosquito's were on a date and were sucking you … 01/22/2013 on The Mosquito That Loved Me -2
#75 - Amateurs. Holland's where it's at. 01/16/2013 on Life of Crime +1
#189 - All this is, is a machine jacking off a white shaft with white… 01/05/2013 on Fence builders -1
#188 - **** . And I thought all this time it was little I…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2013 on Fence builders -4
User avatar #200 - zzzanzitron (01/05/2013) [-]
racist
#24 - The cat feels no pain yet it is rolling around in Legos.. My God.. 01/03/2013 on 0 Given -3
#87 - Yaaaaaay! 01/03/2013 on A few facts of life +3
#75 - Whoa. This guy waited a long as time to repost. Yet someho… 12/30/2012 on Why Ice Cream Man Got Fired +1
#107 - You were warned. 12/23/2012 on Adventure Time +2
#105 - Spoiler Alert. He becomes Pirate King and dies in the…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/23/2012 on Adventure Time +30
#267 - moghulking (12/23/2012) [-]
you fucking bitch why the fuck do you have to spoil the fucking show bitch
User avatar #131 - garymuthafuknoak (12/23/2012) [-]
damn i hope i didnt just ruin one piece for me.....
#137 - FJisGAY (12/23/2012) [-]
no he didnt
User avatar #140 - garymuthafuknoak (12/23/2012) [-]
thank you good sir
#151 - FJisGAY (12/23/2012) [-]
you are welcome
User avatar #106 - corneth (12/23/2012) [-]
DAMMIT YOU RUINED IT
#134 - FJisGAY (12/23/2012) [-]
the seris hasnt ended yet and wont for a looooonnnnggggg time
User avatar #107 - sircrocodile (12/23/2012) [-]
You were warned.
#160 - How many times has this been on front page now? 3? 12/16/2012 on Scared Panda 0
#22 - God damn. I just put this same picture thinking I was the firs… 12/10/2012 on You're welcome +1
#21 - Best damn cosplay I have ever seen. 12/10/2012 on You're welcome +6
#161 - I meant the website.. 12/02/2012 on Alistar 0
#81 - See's this on elohell one day, then on funnyjunk the next.  [+] (11 new replies) 12/02/2012 on Alistar 0
#114 - ontonyx (12/02/2012) [-]
Elohell doesnt exist. If you say everyone around you is a troll then that means the other team has a possible 5/5 trolls while your team implying that you arent a troll has 4/5 trolls. Therefore in time you will reach your native elo. Remember its a team game and saying *not supporting* increases your chance to lose, i have carried so many games with taric, rakka and nunu
User avatar #161 - sircrocodile (12/02/2012) [-]
I meant the website..
elohell.net
User avatar #122 - totergott (12/02/2012) [-]
Wrong, a ELO "hell" like does exist because of the way ELO matching works. ELO matchmaking essentially sets you up for failure by finding people with higher ELO than you and when you are in the 1100-1299 range, you generally get fresh 30's who have never seriously worked as a team and might not even have all the correct runes. Not saying that every single player is like that, but it is a major majority.

You are right about the native ELO, it takes many games to get you where you belong.
User avatar #127 - gowfan (12/02/2012) [-]
that's extremely contradictory. For that to work like that, than the server would literally have to pick you out. If you get put against people with higher elo, than what about the players on the other side? Why would they get stuck with people with lower elo? There are more than enough people claiming to be in "elo hell" for the server to just find people with your elo.
User avatar #148 - totergott (12/02/2012) [-]
Meh, fine I'm wrong. I was just explaining why there's a ELO "hell" feel to the match making. ontonyx, you're partially right in that the hell doesn't actually exist.
#123 - ontonyx (12/02/2012) [-]
What you said is contradictory, by the way ELO works there is not an "ELO hell"
User avatar #124 - totergott (12/02/2012) [-]
"Wrong, a ELO "hell" like does exist because of the way ELO matching works"

I said it does silly.
#125 - ontonyx (12/02/2012) [-]
Yes i know, i am saying because of the way it works it means there is not a hell
User avatar #126 - totergott (12/02/2012) [-]
It's just a term coined to explain the frustration of it. That's why I said there's a "hell" like feeling to it meaning hard and frustrating. We could call it ELOdifficult. Definitely be more accurate xP
#137 - anonymous (12/02/2012) [-]
elohell.net... it is a website so... yeah...
User avatar #116 - Timmietim (12/02/2012) [-]
elohell is a website too.
#276 - What kind of retarded Katarina would initiate on a Kassadin if…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2012 on classic Tony Stark 0
User avatar #277 - darthblam (12/02/2012) [-]
Well... Kass is hiding behind a ridge... Kat jumps in on a team mate, or whole team for a team fight. She ults, Kass jumps over and silences and ends her ult early.
Also it's very easy to burst a Kat and get away to safety in the same time my silence ends.
I do it all the time.
#358 - I found the kid in the pic. <  [+] (3 new replies) 12/02/2012 on Woman -2
User avatar #384 - dabombmanater (12/02/2012) [-]
Looks like Natalie Portman
User avatar #396 - thepalmtoptiger (12/02/2012) [-]
AnnaSophia Robb*
#372 - legiaoday (12/02/2012) [-]
wat
#35 - Already seduced everyone in League. Next up. Seduce all th…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/01/2012 on classic Tony Stark +42
#44 - darthblam (12/01/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, what? I can't hear you over the sound of my silence getting you raped.
User avatar #276 - sircrocodile (12/02/2012) [-]
What kind of retarded Katarina would initiate on a Kassadin if he has his silence up?
But then again. What kind of retarded Kass would use his silence if Kat has her ult up.
And the loop continues =D
User avatar #277 - darthblam (12/02/2012) [-]
Well... Kass is hiding behind a ridge... Kat jumps in on a team mate, or whole team for a team fight. She ults, Kass jumps over and silences and ends her ult early.
Also it's very easy to burst a Kat and get away to safety in the same time my silence ends.
I do it all the time.
User avatar #37 - whycanticaps (12/01/2012) [-]
She is next on my list of champs to get
#6 - This is all I saw.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/30/2012 on Oh google images +10
#9 - stanleys (12/01/2012) [-]
I love that face
#11 - MrLlama (12/01/2012) [-]
one piece is great for reaction images.
#12 - anonymous (12/01/2012) [-]
Peroma-sama!!!
#6 - Whoops. wasnt logged in. But again.. DAT TIME 11/24/2012 on And Not a Single Fuck Was... 0
#211 - I.. I did not know he existed D: I am a horrible Xmen fan.… 11/14/2012 on choices 0
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