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sircrocodile

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:11/18/2011
Last Login:5/04/2015
Location:Netherlands
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Content Ranking:#10154
Comment Ranking:#12026
Highest Content Rank:#1911
Highest Comment Rank:#2822
Content Thumbs: 3555 total,  3746 ,  191
Comment Thumbs: 1896 total,  2431 ,  535
Content Level Progress: 51% (51/100)
Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 61% (61/100)
Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 219 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:25876
Times Content Favorited:157 times
Total Comments Made:443
FJ Points:5465
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#23 - Spoiler alert. 04/24/2013 on DBZ Feels +10
#13 - im not even kidding, but some guy has been having this as his … 04/24/2013 on Well it looks like it's... +1
#520 - Insane Temple 04/24/2013 on Heavy Metal Band Generator 0
#4 - Hey guys. Can I join you? 04/21/2013 on Revenge of the Eeveelutions 0
#8 - Haha, yeah right. Keep dreaming buddy.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2013 on Almost reached Challenger 0
#11 - Ken M (04/22/2013) [-]
working on diamond atm :D
#8 - All I see is Rainbow Dash 04/18/2013 on Parenting...You're doing it... +8
#10 - OMG I HAD THIS BOOK AS A KID! :[] I remember this pic… 04/18/2013 on Pokemon Prons? 0
#19 - ofcourse he would would be canadian. 04/11/2013 on Good Guy Thief +3
#371 - The Long Licker. 04/07/2013 on some OC 0
#32 - Thanks dude. I had speech therapy a while ago and I was told t… 03/30/2013 on talking 0
#14 - You were on -1. Dw, I got your back. Put you back on 0. We… 03/30/2013 on Am I Doing It Rite? -2
#9 - Was this exact image not on FJ recently? Never the less, … 03/30/2013 on team work 0
#21 - Unfortunately I suffer from this. I can rarely even say my name.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/30/2013 on talking +2
User avatar #24 - Crusader (03/30/2013) [-]
I have that same problem, and this is my solution.
Create an alias.
A nickname, nothing too outrageous, but something that fits.
That way, you aren't yourself, you are acting as yourself.
I found this out when I started acting in plays, the problem I had was "I'm not interesting" "I'm just me, I'm boring" but if you are acting as yourself, you can embellish to a point.
And feel free to tell them cool stuff, don't make up outrageous stories about yourself, like how you stopped a hostage situation. But tell them about the time that you saved a cat from a tree, tell them about how you fixed the air conditioning. Not only are these interesting stories about yourself, but they also let them know the kind of person you are.

If these don't work, then remember, that person will most likely never see you again (unless you work or go to school together) and therefore, you can just move on.
User avatar #32 - sircrocodile (03/30/2013) [-]
Thanks dude. I had speech therapy a while ago and I was told tricks and stuff.
It used to be really bad though, I'd literally be all like, "Hi, m-m-m-m-y n-n-n-name is B-Bas."
What i found that works for me is saying 'a' before anything =P
Even if it doesn't make sense, it helps me avoid starting with the letters i stutter on. Words like Yesterday, Lemon or my name. "ayesterday I had pizza"
It is a bitch though, and if i fuck up and people immitate my mistake.

ooo I just wanna hit them.
#26 - I am eagerly awaiting April 1st. 03/30/2013 on Cruel joke +2
#2 - I must be the only dumb cunt out there to put my actual birthd…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/29/2013 on Statistics show... +2
#7 - Ken M (03/29/2013) [-]
You're all fucking dumb cunts.
User avatar #5 - tigersstripes (03/29/2013) [-]
me too...
User avatar #3 - iliekmennow (03/29/2013) [-]
No I do it too
#33 - all I see is this guy 03/29/2013 on bioshock anime style -1
#40 - Daddy Day Care man... One of the most entertaining films from … 03/26/2013 on Mfw the party in Brony Board 0
#67 - lol. my bro gave me this for christmas. I actually own one wit… 03/26/2013 on Dafaq is this 0
#106 - To the porn file! Yes.. I have one. ON THE FAMILY COMPUTER 03/26/2013 on i love the...? 0
#128 - Dammet... I'm on season 2... I did not know he would come back… 03/26/2013 on Good Guy Zombie Merle 0
#9 - It was funny the first 9 times. But now sadly. We have come to… 03/24/2013 on Startling -6
#21 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 03/22/2013 on Their side -2
#24 - swiftphantom has deleted their comment.
#23 - studbeefpile (03/22/2013) [-]
It's a Paragoomba dumbass. Shut the fuck up.
User avatar #22 - chthulhu (03/22/2013) [-]
Never heard of a Paragoomba? Off the top of my head, they've been in Super Mario World and Paper Mario, but I'm sure they're in a lot more games.
#30 - no. "YOU'RE" the retard. 03/22/2013 on Where did the bite go? +8
#33 - *House lol.. 03/22/2013 on The Irish +4
#32 - This is not in Ireland... This is in Phuket, Thailand. That ro…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/22/2013 on The Irish +20
#60 - Ken M (03/22/2013) [-]
Called James Bond island, no island on it
#48 - dzubelyu (03/22/2013) [-]
I was going to post a similar explanation, but Phuket.
User avatar #36 - vanhoutte (03/22/2013) [-]
Phucket eh? well fuck it
User avatar #35 - koalasonfire (03/22/2013) [-]
Well then phuket all.
User avatar #33 - sircrocodile (03/22/2013) [-]
*House lol..

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