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#24 - Only a child would be as naive as you to say something so blas… 05/26/2015 on (untitled) +16
#23 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2015 on (untitled) +18
#31 - fjacctfucku (05/26/2015) [-]
das hot
#186 - I hear this from a muslim friend of mine and this is just my t…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2015 on True Islam -2
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#277 - amen (05/24/2015) [-]
Why did you get all the red thumbs? All you say is basically true..Some may disapprove but thats just an opinion.
But I think is that you dont realise one thing. That people teach their kids what they believe is the best for them..so if you believe christianity is cool as fuck and good for you, you want your kids to believe in it. anyway you cant even teach your kids about all the cultures..properly..if you dont understand them. To be fair you sounded a bit like when SJW speaks about unisex names and that kind of shit. Also, most of the times kids arent as smart as their parents so its better for them to just rule their life when its necessary. If I had a kid and it would tell me that it thinks that he is opposite gender or any extreme bullshit like that, while being under 15 yo, I would not allow it to grow in him/her and use any necessary way to kill that bullshit in him/her.
I guess its about how people think, and are capable to think...The father of your friend probably is just corrupted by his parents, and they were corrupted by their parents, aso.
Its extreme to push someone into religion(i wouldnt do that to my grown kid), but I wouldnt allow it to kill someone or cut his arm off even if it believed that tis best for it..my point is that we all see differently what is extreme and what is not, and what we should do and what we shouldnt.
I too have a friend who lives in Qatar, she is a lovely person, unspoiled by the money they family has, beautifull(10/10 if you dont believe me, please do...)..but she also has to go through this shit because of her religion..and believes its best for her..she once sent me a photo of her without a hijab(accidentally, she wanted to sent it only to her female friends and missclicked)...I have never seen such a beautiful hair..long, dark black, long curves, healthy and voluminous..yet she felt like she has done something wrong, was sad and angry at herself..its a shame such a beauty has to be hidden from the world. I always tell her that I just feel sad that she would never get to know how awesome can dating be, falling in love without fear and sorrow, I would even like to visit her, but im afraid of her father killing me..we know each other only virtually.
So I feel with you
#811 - Was gonna write an essay but realize you would still probably …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2015 on ROBOT SCREENING THREAD 0
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#825 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/24/2015) [-]
*tips fedora*

No religion is optimal. Just because you have a hate boner for Islam doesn't make other choices any better or worse than other religions.
#40 - You speak the truth. That religion is ****** up on many levels. 05/24/2015 on True Islam -2
#39 - Was raised catholic, but that, as well as all religions are fa…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/24/2015 on True Islam -35
#141 - anon (05/24/2015) [-]
I read your novel. Aren't you proud of me?

In all seriousness, despite your extremely valid points, you're coming across as an ass. Seriously, you write this thing, and at the end of it I get the impression that if this girl weren't so hot, you wouldn't care half as much.

>she's 20, super hot
>This religion literally cock blocked me
>Guess I just really wanna fk her

After reading this, there's no way I'd want to be your friend. I'd be thinking all you care about is getting in my pants. So, fuck you.
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#74 - tuscanjackal (05/24/2015) [-]
"This religion cockblocked me..."
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#58 - chaossniper (05/24/2015) [-]
bla bla bla i am not brainwashed bla bla bla women niqab bla bla bla
#186 - sircrocodile (05/24/2015) [-]
I hear this from a muslim friend of mine and this is just my take on it. As I think most of the quran is bs and I cant possibly understand why women would put themselves in this sort of life. So it's all just brainwashing dude... There are some big headed muslim men because this culture had put them on top while the poor and the women are being opressed and just accept that's how it is. Not really their fault because most likely they have no other choice. That's why I sympathize for muslim people, but do not respect this culture.

I know you come here for funny and you just want to be funny with your reply. I get downvoted but I dont care, just hoping at least someone here will be open minded or counter my arguments instead of calling me insane? Muslims aren't curious why nobody else want to become muslims by free will? Cause it's Primitive and they think it isnt..

But if I could convince even 1 in 10 people that muslim culture just has some major flaws (Like many other countries) then I feel we are getting closer to world peace. Sorry to have gone all serious, but people are upvoting such stupid things such as this which many will interpret that the muslim culture is actually good so people just look the other way and accept it. And cause they're fightin ISIS makes them good muslims? Everyone on this planet except for ISIS is against ISIS. These guys just a lot less extreme. Muslim men are brainwashed and can't be smart to think for themselves and just do what some culture tells it to do. Someone please tell me why Islam is good. Please.

A girl should just fkn be allowed to wear shorts outside if it's warm and all the men in the culture should just let her do it. If a religion says you can't wear shorts cause then you're asking for it. So what? Her choice. Just dont brainwash her... And if you're a worried father, have some god damn trust in your daughter. Treat her with respect and don't control her life using Islam as an excuse/enforcer. I live in Holland and these white girls are allowed to experiment with whatever the fk they want without being lied to that they will spend eternity in hell or whatever. Parents can raise their kids however they want and here, all girls will say their mum is their best friend and their dad their role model. So be a good father with your own values, not from some book. To me this just sounds insane. Everybody should just fucking make their own decisions in life because it's the only one you have. There are no 72 virgins in heaven, because if there was proof, I know a lot of people who would convert instantly if there was. Let a girl go on a fucking date you primitive shits. Nothing is going to happen. And if they do fuck. So what. Just teach them the safety of sex and they will make the right decision for themselves.

Im not this athiest person who has an opinion about everything, its just this that frustrates me. Not just cause Im getting cock blocked by this religion haha. Im only going for it cause she's untouched meat. That innosense.. And now I just got caught up in this whole religion how it controls people and favours men. You're weak if you let something like a religion control your life. If you want to be muslim, then do it. But don't force others to be muslim. Even your children. As a good parent, you should raise your child with knowledge of all the different cultures and let them decide. The fkn simpson family is more evolved than muslims in the sense they allowed Lisa to choose buddhism. They do crazy shit on the show, but the family all love each other. And the muslim girls I know here on Holland fkn hate their rules and restrictions and are wasting their gift of life being controlled by this shit.
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#277 - amen (05/24/2015) [-]
Why did you get all the red thumbs? All you say is basically true..Some may disapprove but thats just an opinion.
But I think is that you dont realise one thing. That people teach their kids what they believe is the best for them..so if you believe christianity is cool as fuck and good for you, you want your kids to believe in it. anyway you cant even teach your kids about all the cultures..properly..if you dont understand them. To be fair you sounded a bit like when SJW speaks about unisex names and that kind of shit. Also, most of the times kids arent as smart as their parents so its better for them to just rule their life when its necessary. If I had a kid and it would tell me that it thinks that he is opposite gender or any extreme bullshit like that, while being under 15 yo, I would not allow it to grow in him/her and use any necessary way to kill that bullshit in him/her.
I guess its about how people think, and are capable to think...The father of your friend probably is just corrupted by his parents, and they were corrupted by their parents, aso.
Its extreme to push someone into religion(i wouldnt do that to my grown kid), but I wouldnt allow it to kill someone or cut his arm off even if it believed that tis best for it..my point is that we all see differently what is extreme and what is not, and what we should do and what we shouldnt.
I too have a friend who lives in Qatar, she is a lovely person, unspoiled by the money they family has, beautifull(10/10 if you dont believe me, please do...)..but she also has to go through this shit because of her religion..and believes its best for her..she once sent me a photo of her without a hijab(accidentally, she wanted to sent it only to her female friends and missclicked)...I have never seen such a beautiful hair..long, dark black, long curves, healthy and voluminous..yet she felt like she has done something wrong, was sad and angry at herself..its a shame such a beauty has to be hidden from the world. I always tell her that I just feel sad that she would never get to know how awesome can dating be, falling in love without fear and sorrow, I would even like to visit her, but im afraid of her father killing me..we know each other only virtually.
So I feel with you
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#53 - chilipadiboy (05/24/2015) [-]
Dude instead of typing this long ass story why don't you intervene. It is not Mulim to beat your family and abuse your daughter. It isnt even human. The father is a fuck head head. As for the cock blocking thing well It was stated in the Quran that adultery is the second most serious sin so good luck with that.

I had an aunt who was constantly abused by her husband but she kept quiet about it until her family found out. Long story short they got this guy into prison and he is never coming out. She was scarred by the incident but trust me, these people need help and its your job as a HUMAN to get it to them.

I myself am a Muslim and I respect all religions solely to the fact that one is entitled to ones beliefs. But so help me god if you I find out you are doing inhumane shit like abusing your family and generally making life I living hell for them. I would strike them down with the wrath of a thousands suns. Or at least pray for them and offer them advice. Because sadly I am quite wimpy in body structure,

Its up to you now my good sir
#352 - Only chose Muslims since they just **** other people's lives u…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/24/2015 on ROBOT SCREENING THREAD +2
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#715 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/24/2015) [-]
Good you're stupid. Radical Muslims are a minority in the middle east, and over two thirds of Muslims don't even live there. Kill yourself.
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#811 - sircrocodile (05/24/2015) [-]
Was gonna write an essay but realize you would still probably not get it through your primitive skull. Summed up in one though, no version of Islam is the optimal way to raise people if you want world peace. Equal rights.
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#825 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/24/2015) [-]
*tips fedora*

No religion is optimal. Just because you have a hate boner for Islam doesn't make other choices any better or worse than other religions.
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