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#6 - now voiced  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on Fuck The Red Team +56
#8 - douchevanilla (3 hours ago) [-]
Sauce is jelloapocalypse
#17 - makes me wish I had an older sibling since luigi always seemed… 16 hours ago on memories +1
#14 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2016 on Jhonny Sins is to talented +1
#17 - databutt (07/27/2016) [-]
So we meet again.
#25 - umn Symmetra and lucio hate each other big time, Luci…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2016 on The Truth about Overwatch +1
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#27 - useroftheLOLZ (07/27/2016) [-]
While you're definitely right on Symmetra and Lucio in their hate for what each stands for, not so much as Lucio took Vishkar tech and adapted it. Symmetra's alignment in the grand scheme of things is still left very ambiguous as she's kept it very close to her chest in terms of what she believes in outside of the fact that she wants order and peace. No one's really sure why she's doing what she's doing, or for what reason, but there are a few moments where she's questioned the Vishkar Corporation's interests, especially since she grew up in an order imposed by them in the first place.

This also works into Junkrat's and Roadhog's stories as much of Australia was displaced for the Omnics, the country Roadhog fought for during the Omnic crisis. So this works into their hate for Suits and Omnics, because many corporations are exploiting the Omnic situation for natural resources and land.

As for Zarya, she hates Omnics because the Russian Government is a retarded, corrupt mess. Instead of leaving the Omnics activated after the crisis so they could evolve into what they largely are today, intelligent, intellectual, religious, peaceful, kindhearted and philosophical, they shut them back down. The Omnics they shut down were machines of war, they are afraid of death just as much as anybody else and see being shut down as being just as horrendous as murder, so in doing this, the Russians committed Genocide as far as they're concerned. Zarya grew up in this hate and fell victim of the Propaganda that surrounded the war. And when the Omnics woke back up, after the Crisis, more pissed off than ever seeing that their brothers elsewhere were treated normally? They decided come hell or high water, they'd have their freedom.

Overwatch is a hell of a lot more complex than most give it for.
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#37 - thesovereigngrave (07/27/2016) [-]
I think the problem with the Omnics in Russia has less to do with that, and more to do with the fact that the Siberian Omnium came back online, taking control of the Russian Omnics and making them go to war once again. From what I can tell, most large scale Omnic aggression like that is the result of them being controlled by the Omniums rather than the Omnics making a conscious decision themselves.
#9 - need's the head gear to pull it off. 07/27/2016 on fast +2
#22 - actually, it's 5% doing it, 40-50% support actions like it. 07/26/2016 on Terror in Germany: The... 0
#70 - yeah, they change some basic roles/abilities, call it "Ev… 07/26/2016 on Evolve 0
#37 - it's free now.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2016 on Evolve +1
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#58 - mastercolossus (07/26/2016) [-]
evolve is free now?
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#70 - sircool (07/26/2016) [-]
yeah, they change some basic roles/abilities, call it "Evolved: Stage 2" and it's free to play, with unlock perks/skins/characters that you can buy with ingame earned currency which is easy to get.
#13 - who's right in the end. 07/25/2016 on We're All Spectres Now 0
#22 - new voltron on netflix. Pretty good, made by the people who ma… 07/24/2016 on When the DM plays an elf 0

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