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#163 - Refer to comment #13 07/17/2013 on Teacher? 0
#179 - It's simple... pony outside of ponytime = instant red thumbs 07/05/2013 on wtf fj 0
#204 - Guy-Man looks about right, but the guy on the left... that can… 06/22/2013 on Facts about daft punk +2
#49 - "Luke Flippen went from being "in a relationship&quo… 06/14/2013 on Facebook (99) +1
#47 - hahaha... dem ******* 06/14/2013 on Ice-Cube 0
#124 - *fixed It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2013 on Soul -3
#130 - articulate (05/22/2013) [-]
I think it was fine.
#537 - Picture 05/20/2013 on Amy's Baking Company +1
#132 - Comment deleted 05/06/2013 on British Isles Explained -1
#19 - Gotta go fast! 05/05/2013 on Damm...so close +5
#1 - Be more ******* specific. He has eaten what? Food…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/24/2013 on Ketchup +11
User avatar #3 - oniryuuko (04/25/2013) [-]
Two possibilities.... Those morons who actually try to spread the bullshit that you could live off of just air alone (sorry, can't remember what they're called at the moment), and then lie about how long they've gone without food. Or, received all his nutrient through IV's for one reason or another.
User avatar #32 - heartlessrobot (04/25/2013) [-]
Or nutrient supplements. Doesn't say he hasn't gone 70 years without a pill.
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User avatar #8 - ronyx (04/25/2013) [-]
The cells require nutrients to function, hence this is a hoax.
User avatar #5 - oniryuuko (04/25/2013) [-]
It is that crazy. They believe that the human body, without any modification from what it is now, can simply just breathe, without ever drinking anything or eating anything, and live longer than if you actually ate food and drank drinks. Something about it being impure poison. And when people die because of this, they say that the person was weak/had an impure mind/didn't do it right/etc. The body needs specific molecules and elements, and it can't perform fusion or fission on the air you breathe without creating excess energy enough to vaporize itself. Kind of why such processes aren't found in Earth lifeforms.
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#44 - anonymous (04/25/2013) [-]
Ok, couple of things.

Until such time as a unified theory is achieved (Something which most likely isn't possible until theres a major overhaul of classical physics - or more likely, a much better idea of quantum phenomena.) human biology in regards to growth and repair is very much out of the domain of quantum effects.

Secondly, these old religions have not been familiar with the implications of Quantum Physics you're simply making connections between current knowledge and past actions which is an error on the human tendancy of recognising patterns where there are none. Whats more, it's this kind of 'well gee, look how much further science has to go when X old people knew Y ages ago' thinking that allows pseudoscience rubbish to take hold in society. Homeopathy, acupuncture, crystal healing and 'chinese medicine' are all examples of this.
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User avatar #21 - moshthun (04/25/2013) [-]
Or we could try to implement chloroplasts into humans.

I mean... Eating by standing on a piece of ground, breathing your car emission and just having the sun on your skin.

That would be kinda nice.
#34 - My comment was deleted, but nevertheless some people get it. …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2013 on READ DESCRIPTION! VERY... +22
#51 - cubanwhiteman (04/24/2013) [-]
I thumbed it, but it was a red thumb, am I still a dumbass?
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#1 - Yeah it's kinda like that btw im pretty sure that gi…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2013 on tying shoes like a BOSS +1
#3 - anonymous (04/24/2013) [-]
hang cords down pants and cover the real, tied, laces under the pants. Shake viciously to obscure whats going on, as you pull the fake strings up into your pants. The shaking will reveal the real, already tied, laces.

Magic!
#2 - sexynippleguy (04/24/2013) [-]
nah its just a simple magic trick
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#5 - It's like skyrim... with bears! 04/23/2013 on New game for Xbox 360! +2
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#1 - If he went a little faster he could have just done a barrel roll! 04/23/2013 on instant karma +2
#9 - >car wash management is full of ******* …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2013 on McDisasters 12: AutoWash +9
#40 - anonymous (04/22/2013) [-]
These car washes for truckers are usually really far apart. Truckers need to minimize their stops, so using a different one is not always a good option. Moreover, chances are they actually have to come there once to find out about the changes. He never said that the car wash was unharmed...
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