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Date Signed Up:3/28/2011
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#2 - Comment deleted 12/02/2013 on rip in peace toaster stephen 0
#2 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 12/02/2013 on i see the enterprise +139
#28 - Aladdin (12/03/2013) [-]
mfw
#21 - brytonn (12/03/2013) [-]
#24 - Grom (12/03/2013) [-]
this fuckin guy
User avatar #39 - dicloniusmaximus (12/03/2013) [-]
Galaxy Quest. Yes...
User avatar #19 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/03/2013) [-]
how can lions be real if clouds aren't real?
#5 - Thats great. You make art with a pencil, then you make art out… 12/02/2013 on Pencil art'ish +4
#2 - Picture 12/01/2013 on Im gonna get you +1
#1 - If it were only that simple... ...to get a GF i… 12/01/2013 on When GF is Sad +3
#7 - >YFW 3 strokes later 12/01/2013 on MFW December First +2
#2 - Picture 11/29/2013 on That ass is hot. 0
#5 - Picture 11/29/2013 on Who can make the best caption? +5
#1 - >slapsgiving  [+] (5 new replies) 11/29/2013 on Happy Slapsgiving +61
#32 - thesinful (12/01/2013) [-]
#25 - alldaypk (11/30/2013) [-]
well, off to nsfw
#18 - michaelch (11/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #13 - newforomador (11/30/2013) [-]
"Tap dat ass"
#7 - trivdiego (11/29/2013) [-]
#1 - Americans will eat anything but a caesar salad …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/29/2013 on (untitled) +5
#4 - jockothecrock (12/01/2013) [-]
you're right. i eat southwestern salad, ranch, and most other salads, 'xcept a ceasar. eww
<mfw i see ceasar salad
#3 - anonymous (12/01/2013) [-]
Then how come British food is so terrible?
#2 - buhblu (11/29/2013) [-]
1950s Americans would also eat a ceasar salad, but they'd suspend it in jello, just like everything else.
#3 - Picture 11/29/2013 on Happy Thanksgiving +2
#49 - >dry rubbing it  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2013 on Maths +8
User avatar #53 - mondominiman (11/29/2013) [-]
Now I gotta watch scrubs. Whenever I see any scrubs content I feel the urge to watch a couple episodes. I'm sure I've gone through the entire series at least 4 times
#7 - Picture 11/29/2013 on Nutty Disaster +1
#13 - > spontaneously combusted 11/29/2013 on Hank Hill, burn master 0
#15 - >well I fapped 7 times yesturday... without any lube  [+] (39 new replies) 11/29/2013 on Maths +22
User avatar #97 - aherorising (11/29/2013) [-]
I code in notepad
#128 - taintedangel (11/30/2013) [-]
Why would you code in notepad!?
User avatar #129 - aherorising (11/30/2013) [-]
because some 'Anderson' guy decided to base his most retarded programming language , ACT-R, on LISP, which does not have such elaborate IDE's as java or C does. but's it's pretty doable in wordpad. it's just a retarded way of modulating the cognitive mind
User avatar #131 - taintedangel (11/30/2013) [-]
Oh ok then. Carry on.
#83 - cazabrow (11/29/2013) [-]
I can't afford to be making all those squishing noises with lube while there are 5 other people in my house.
User avatar #98 - aherorising (11/29/2013) [-]
challenge them to a fap-standoff
User avatar #115 - nicoquitemad (11/29/2013) [-]
A fapoff.
#77 - nthmetal (11/29/2013) [-]
I fap exactly 41 times every day.
#88 - cazabrow (11/29/2013) [-]
Who kept count!?...
User avatar #93 - habakkuk (11/29/2013) [-]
that's the question of the year, folks
#99 - aherorising (11/29/2013) [-]
I did. Also, you're nearly out of milk and oreos
User avatar #41 - mondominiman (11/29/2013) [-]
I've always been dry rubbing it. It feels wierd with lube but I can see how it helps at times
User avatar #79 - creatablejam (11/29/2013) [-]
I've been dry rubbing it since I was 12, and the first time I enganged in jiggery pokkery (I accidentally used the wrong condom and it was the kind that numbs your dick so you dont feel anything). Anyway, due to not being used to the wetness and the dick numbing the jiggery pokkery lasted like 4 and a half/5 hours. Needless to say, I was refered to as a sex lord
User avatar #50 - newsuperyoshi (11/29/2013) [-]
How's it feel, I've never had lube myself.
User avatar #51 - mondominiman (11/29/2013) [-]
It feels nice but whenever you're not in the mood and just bored but go for a fap self rape anyways the head can get dry and then it starts to get a bit painful.
#59 - WhiteReaper (11/29/2013) [-]
i know what you mean ive fapped it dry so much once it got little cracks that started to bleed a bit and stung real bad when i finished.
#76 - ryderjbudde (11/29/2013) [-]
You ever wonder what girls think when they see shit like this?
User avatar #130 - aherorising (11/30/2013) [-]
if they can talk how boody periodlumps are expelled from their demon uterussess, then we can talk about our dicks.
User avatar #91 - WhiteReaper (11/29/2013) [-]
they probably think im some creepy weirdo.
User avatar #60 - mondominiman (11/29/2013) [-]
Why did you keep going? Are you a masochist or what
User avatar #61 - WhiteReaper (11/29/2013) [-]
no just the dryness didnt bother me. i also didnt know about the cracks until i finished then i was like, whoah i need to take a break.
User avatar #74 - ilovetexas (11/29/2013) [-]
Happened to me once. To prevent that I have one tip. dish soap is not good lube.
User avatar #84 - WhiteReaper (11/29/2013) [-]
lol what did that do.
User avatar #110 - gandalfthered (11/29/2013) [-]
soap dissolves fat and most of your skin is covered in a tiny layer of fat as for your penis fluids they are also a fat-based substance, so shit propably got mad dry yo
User avatar #132 - ilovetexas (12/01/2013) [-]
it did. it was all cracked & shit. hurt like a bitch.
#114 - WhiteReaper (11/29/2013) [-]
oh god.....
User avatar #52 - newsuperyoshi (11/29/2013) [-]
Alrighty then.
#49 - sinisterlion (11/29/2013) [-]
>dry rubbing it
User avatar #53 - mondominiman (11/29/2013) [-]
Now I gotta watch scrubs. Whenever I see any scrubs content I feel the urge to watch a couple episodes. I'm sure I've gone through the entire series at least 4 times
User avatar #19 - newsuperyoshi (11/29/2013) [-]
17, no breaks, lasted half an hour each, pr0n, no lube. Get your weak shit out.
User avatar #27 - lacklusterpelican (11/29/2013) [-]
Impossible an hour and a half each = 1.5. 1.5 times 17 = 25.5 You didn't masturbate 17 times yesterday Only 16, pansy
User avatar #36 - newforomador (11/29/2013) [-]
Actually, he said half an hour. Half and hour = 0.5
#26 - lacklusterpelican has deleted their comment.
User avatar #28 - newsuperyoshi (11/29/2013) [-]
Ok, fine, 17 times, but I didn't last as long.
User avatar #31 - lacklusterpelican (11/29/2013) [-]
Okay then, welcome to the salty spitoon
User avatar #37 - newsuperyoshi (11/29/2013) [-]
I take it no comment about me getting into a bar after that, then latching on to the one spot the first guy I see can't hit me at all, then start thrusting my pelvis while he's shouting his head off to his friends to attack me, elbowing back at me with all piss and vinegar, then after getting attacked while doing this, I cum, break the guy's neck, then I get into the fray as people join in because violence, and I just fight everyone, killing them - including armed people - unarmed, ending the lives of everyone but me there, then I kill the cops as they show up and rape the owner to death.
User avatar #39 - newsuperyoshi (11/29/2013) [-]
ADDENDUM 01: And get away with it because Louisiana self defense laws.
User avatar #33 - newsuperyoshi (11/29/2013) [-]
-surprise butsexes the first guy and beats everyone to death- Does I win?
User avatar #22 - sissywoo (11/29/2013) [-]
I masturbated 21 times yesterday.

By air humping only.
#16 - what /wɒt/ pron. - is love 11/28/2013 on ! +4
#10 - Picture 11/28/2013 on What is love? +1
#574 - Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb... in my ass... 11/28/2013 on Song Game +1
#122 - Case in point: How fucking hypocritical. He's saying… 11/25/2013 on I'd Be Okay With This 0
#87 - Even though there are apps that let you do that, I'd still pre… 11/16/2013 on I cant be the only one 0
#102 - Everyone. 11/13/2013 on 11:11 11/11 +9
#17 - $47 MILLION? I know theres some panic going on, but $47 millio…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2013 on im not saying.... +3
User avatar #40 - karson (10/22/2013) [-]
its called exaggerating.
#45 - vaporous (10/22/2013) [-]
47 is a weird number to say off an exaggeration. Plus fuzzysixx said "approximately $47 million".
#87 - Fj was fucking fine before the Oatmeal bullshit, then advertis… 10/22/2013 on I predict the future 0
#5 - It did for quite sometime, thanks Got new wallpaper now …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/11/2013 on jsut some wallpaper 0
User avatar #6 - anonythegame (10/11/2013) [-]
ho shit son
User avatar #7 - anonythegame (10/11/2013) [-]
that's classy as helllllllll
#242 - I saw one of my co-workers driving a Pontiac G8 and fell in lo…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2013 on What really grinds my gears +3
User avatar #286 - blueboysixnine (09/27/2013) [-]
looks an aweful lot like a common VE commodore
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