Yeah m8 all I can say as it didn't look good from a third party perspective what can you do? My cat is ******* with my computer right now and she really wants to be pet lol. Regardless you must get a lot of hate it seems your cool with it. Just remeber if you ever want to suprise a guy make sure you yell something like 'BANG BANG I HAVE A WANG" (or used to I guess, idk) That would be interesting to see someone react too.

Ha! Well I'm not too public about it so no one really knows yet.

I should do that though... a horrible idea but it'd be hilarious.

Make sure you prepare loudspeakers in the distant and your partner OR VICTIM SHALL WE SAY. Will be unsuspectanly blasted away by the sound of a poorely autotuned song playing behind those same lines BANG BANG I HAVE A WANG. BTW how did you get the ****** hat thing.

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And yeah I might just. Though the way I personally view it, if it's a one night stand I wouldn't care mentioning it but if it were to be a proper relationship I'd tell them.

Huh, thats a strange topic of conversation whether you should tell them or not for a one night stand. I would prob be mad if a person didn't tell me but I would never be the type of person to go for a casual one night stand as it would tarnish my FAMILARUSSS HONOUR!!! but in all honestly if you tell them when you are entering a long relationship I suppose it's fine but I would prob be pissed if I didn't like you as a person and was only thier for the sexual encounter. Again tho MY FAMILYS HONOUR IS TO STRONG! I cannot risk some women having my noble child I must keep the bloodline pure and strong through a respectable relationship or family establishment. lol

Ha! But that's my take on things, also apparently we Norwegians rank No 1 in one night stands by a survey.

Eh, if only I could have biological children, that'd be great.

Yeah tho m8 anytime you want Vicky 2 don't forget, great game.

Will do.

I'll play as........ erh...no idea.

I am a pro so I play the ****** countries but if you want a fun game where you aren't to op (and your the most educated country in the game) I would recommend Sweden into Scandinavia. If you want to liberate finland from Russia it will be a pain in the ass though. France and Germany can be fun too! But those countries just win from the start of the game.

**** Sweden.

I might go Japan though. (call me a weeb but I find the Meiji restoration a seriously interesting historical focus point)

LOL! YEah Japan is a good nation to play they are the best uncivl which civilses issue is that it's an isolated game. YOu would just sit their for twenty years doing nothing (maybe invading like korea) Then suddenly boom you would civilize and be really strong.

Yeah I kinda noticed that, and by the default start they're kinda weak.

Yeah that potential though.

Still fascinated on how they modernised in 4-5 decades IRL though.

Yeah its pretty nuts but in the game you can do it waaaay faster. They are hella powerful. Japan was a very strong nation and very advanced for asia. The AI doesnt normally do to much as them though except hella industrialize.

Mhm...

Personally I prefer the TW series above paradox games because of the tactical part of it, but the TW series lack so much diplomacy that it just annoys me.

Yup TW is great but I agree with that. Also Vicky 2 has an insane and amazing economic system which is very difficult but very cool.

Yeah I noticed, kinda why I liked it more than HoI and EU(and CK) tbh but I could never really get into the whole grand strategy shtick because I'm a dumbass.

Yup capitalists, workers, clerks , free markets, spheres, command markets, goods and industry it's really awesome and hard.

Mhm, plus all the immigration thingamajigs and then the whole colonisation thing.

Tho as Japan its less colonisation and more occupation or protectorates.

Nope if your a good player Japan can colonize all of Africa..

Well yeah I suppose.

But I guess as in all games I adhere to the historically somewhat accurate aspect of things.

Wut

Ey... Norway was lost due to politics okay?

And yeah I guess, I kinda forgot the whole thing now because I'm getting drunk (on a sunday, bad idea) but yeah.

You speak german too eh? That's pretty cool. I don't speak much but doe to the Scand language's close relation with the German language I can understand big chunks of the language, ******* up pronounciation with my filthy Norwegian accent. I need to remove that accent.

yeah I hear I have a pretty good accent but since I live in Canada and only my father speaks from time to time I am losing my grasp on it. I am really pissed though because even my mother knows like 5 indian languages and hasn't taught me a single one because she is lazy. Freaken annoying.

Damn. If I had a kid I'd teach them my language.

Well when I return to uni back in England I'll try and contact one of them there speech therapist thingamajigs to try and help myself to get a better English accent.

Funnily enough I prefer speaking English over Norwegian.

I kinda wish I went to Uni in England I have a citizenship because I was born there but I ended up going to my local buisness school at the Universtity of British Columbia. Which Uni do you attend? I have some friends at Leeds Medical school.

I used to attend the uni of Sussex. Fairly liberal which is... I dunno. Didn't really pay attention to it too much as I'm a bit of a loner and pretty shy I guess.

Quit after two months because of personal issues.

BTW why don't you attend Uni in Norway isnt it free or some **** cause you guys are loaded?

Damn man I know that feel I having so much trouble connecting with people at Uni its such a pain. I am still a pretty big loner and I really rely on my HIgh school friends to come back and hang out with. I joined the debate club though and made some connections their unfortunately a lot of them are ultra liberal sjw but at least I get to shut some of their dumb **** down in debates. I recommend you try something similar if you are having any problems it at least gets you to do something.

Well yeah, unis in Norway are free but a degree from most English unis count for double or triple the value of a Norwegian degree.

Well I mean... I can't really say I'm not liberal due to my personal medical/mental issues (however you want to view it) but I still don't relate to any sort of ideology really. I'd join a debate club but I'm bad at debating because of my overload on sarcasm or my disability to form anything logical.

Thats not a big deal, a lot of people think that way but really debate is mostly mentally handicapped people are crazy people. I am not joking some of the best debaters are literally half insane I am sure you would do fine just try it. Same here though, I dont really adhere to a particular ideology but I just hate hypocrisy and Bull **** .

Yeah I suppose. I'm just fairly insecure and I don't really like debating to begin with I guess.

Met a weird ass SJW/feminist/thingamajig there though. The kind who goes "all men are pigs" and I'm like "'Kay"

Was certainly an experience, also Brighton is drag capital.

HA! I come from Vancouver and although I have no issues with homosexuals we are literally the Faggot capital of the world. Like there are sooooo many homosexual people and many of them are the completely over the top loonies that like to dress have naked and parade around showing their crouch and **** . I have a lot of bisexual and lesbian friends but some people are really over the top and retarded with their sexuality.

Yah, that's the problem I have with the LBGQUTAGEGAUHFBGOAGBAGBA community (no idea how many letters Im supposed to put into that anymore)

They're just way too over the top.

Like my friend wanted me to attend the gay parade in Oslo with her but... erh... I'm not into that kind of stuff in THAT way if you catch my drift.

Yeah I know what you mean I am not a big fan of making it a big deal. Your a chick right?must be interesting seeing it from your perspective because as a guy it makes you feel kinda, idk strange being around really hard core gay guys. Lesbians can be annoying but they generally seem (at least in terms of overt sexuality) more casual. Jeez tho I met some girls recently who were 'Pansexual' and I was like.... isnt that just BIsexual but a special edition. Idk man my bisexual guy friends are some much more chill then any other group I have met.

Well that's sort of up to debate depending on how you view things....

Here in Norway it seems to be the other way around... then again I don't know a lot of gay guys so I wouldn't know.

No idea about pansexuality... I just call myself bisexual but leaning towards men.

Pansexuality is essentially stating you are indifferent. IDK why they feel the need to make that statement as it's essentially being Bisexual. Who really cares, my philosophy is to each their own as long as they aren't stupid about it and don't bother anyone else. I am a strange person though, I am seriously detached to sex in general I don't wont to call myself asexual or something but I am kinda strange. Like I know its kinda wierd but I dont even mastrubate (not for any reason I actually think it's fine and healthy I just personally for some reason find it revolting, just can't do it) and I am seriously uninterested in a lot of girls. Like I get a lot of numbers but then just never bother following up are trying to get in contact with them. I guess I just really don't care, I feel very detached in that sense I see no incentive to have a relationship with someone who I can't immediately pin me having a great connection with. It's some wierd **** but I don't want to turn into a bitching wierdo about it, I just call myself straight because I think boobs look alright.

Yeah, I like that philosophy a lot. Each to their own as long as they don't try to jam it where it doesn't belong.

I can sorta see where you're coming from, but being the shy and somewhat socially awkward and just.... well.... yeah whatever I don't really have a lot of relationship experiences even if I had the chances to but I never followed up, then again most of those were in my early teens and in my later teens I've been more about trying to find out more about myself.

Strange how a conversation can deviate so drasticly from the original subject, not that I mind however.

Yeah this is getting weird as fuuuuuck I am pretty sure I have told like 6 people this **** about myself. Ohhh well what are you gunna do. I see you have an Overlord Profile pic, I liked that series I hope it continues.

We'll have to see about that series, eh? Not sure, read on it and apparently they usually just make one season to draw more people into the mangas.

Now I don't really like or try to put it out there but unless you figured, I'm trans. Just related to the previous topics we had I guess, otherwise I wouldn't really mention it as I don't see it as a big deal personally but a few people I've talked to find it a rather big issue.

Hnmm I dont really care. I find it kinda hilarious that fj has all these jokes about chick with dicks though and the first person I semi-connected with on the site is Trans. But in all seriousness were naturally born Trans-sexual, are you a guy who wants to be a girl, or a girl who wants to be a guy or what. All I will say on the matter is that the only trans person I knew was a girl who ruined her life by having a sex change operation. It completely ****** up her life because she was so weak from the surgery and suff she dropped out of school and everything. I can't say I know much about it but from my expierence at least the act of having the operation seems like **** and Idk whi anyone would do it. But thats my 2 cents like I said I don't really care as long as you don't flaunt it. Besides like I said I am sexually detached it doesn't matter to me.

Well I'm MtF. Don't really view it as a big deal in the whole social regard to be honest even if it's a big deal for me personally.

Well it's my reason for dropping out of Uni myself, but I am somewhat confident I'll pull through and be able to attend uni during or after the transition.

Well I figured, but I suppose I should just mention it since we were on the topic, otherwise I wouldn't really have said anything so yeah. I tend to keep it on the low tone really. I prefer it that way, even though I have been a massive attention whore in the past, but not about that issue however.

Damn, must suck for her though.

Lol I meant *and crazy people

"WHAT IS THIS A CONVO ABOUT VICKY 2 dude thats like the only game I play I am in love with, currently playing the most hilarious campaign ever. I conquered China as Gran Colombia and have repopulated it with Ecuadorians."

Yeah I have Mass immigration because Gran Colombia is in the new world and I have taken states from a civilized China. Therefore all then chinese citizens hate me and are immigrating. However, I also get massive immigration to offset the (only chinese) emigration and because I am a New world nation I have massive assimilation so all my immigrants go to my Chinese states replacing the Chinese emigrants and become Ecuadorian. Some provinces are now completely my culture. It's ****** nuts.

Jesus christ man.

I wish I could set myself deeper into the game, its fun and all but I'm just garbage at it.

Its pretty much my favorite game I have a good number of friends who play it and we did some crazy **** (took a lot of work) to get the online working, contact me and you can play with us. We are always looking for new people. Right now we are playing a Balkan uprising campaign.

I would but my schedule would probably be limited due to living in Europe as well as limited knowledge about the game and its mechanics.

Hm pity, we would be happy to teach you though my bud is a pro and we would have no problem with it. Where in Europe?

Norway.

Yeah I'd love to.

Well I have time for it truly, but I might land a job pretty soon so I don't want to mess up my sleep schedule too much.
Already done that today though.

Ha no problem. Will probably spending a lot of time in europe this coming summer. I have a friend who has a boat there and we go sailing the Med for like 2-3 months. So we wont have much to do on our down time and it should work with your time. Norway huh? thats neat I am from western Canada.

Western Canada? Vancouver or BC?

Damn, cruising the Med huh? Damn that sounds pretty neat, if I can land this job I might go on more trips down to Europe, maybe the US or Asia somewhere.

Yup I live in the isolated haven of West Vancouver surrounded by Mountains and the ocean. Yeah tho I will prob be in Austria/Germany too while I stay in some of my families estates feel free to contact me anytime while you are in NA!

Family estates? Dude what.

Man, I guessed right, sorta. And yeah sure, doubt I'll travel to Vancouver anytime soon though. (sorry to say but Canada doesn't appeal as much as it would basically be a bit too similar to where I'm from landscape wise)

Don't worry about it I know there are cooler places to travel thats why I always go to Europe or SA! Yeah though... I have some european nobility on my father side which we don't contact often and this summer we asked if we could stay in one of our family estates for a week and they said yes! Pretty cool if you ask me I get to live in a castle for like 6 days.

Welp... Norwegian peasant descendant here.
Jeez... wish I had some nobility in me... oh wait I'm Norwegian, we don't have nobility.

Yup! proud heritage of massacring filthy protestants for the Holy Roman Emperor and mass oppression of the peasants. Makes you feel proud of you ancestors lol.

Hey at least yours weren't some tits with longships who said " **** this country sucks" then set off to find better places but ended up with Iceland, Greenland, Faroe Islands and Newfoundland.

Ha, actually both sides of my family are really rooted in where they come from. My moms side is literally from one valley in the himalayas of Northern India (Khismer) and are literally 100% arayan (like actual indian aryan not the fake Hitler **** ) from the highest level of the caste system. They had to leave though because Khismir became mostly muslim and after having their house almost burned down like the third time they got the message to leave. Meanwhile my fathers acestors like most royalty are from across europe but my family (The Wiettespachs) just stayed in Bavaria most of the time. I believe some of my ancestors were actually the Kings of Denmark that ruled over entire Scandanavia until those damn swedes rebelled. My fathers family still holds a lot of respect in Bavaria I think BMW's logo is actually modelled off my families seal. I can post a pic of it.

Jeez man. That's some real historical and cultural stuff going on.

Please post that pic.
I'm sort of impressed.

No idea what my own heritage is because it mostly consists of Norwegian farmers. Also I dislike Denmark and Sweden to some degree because.... well I'm Norwegian.

Got the same base colours for it as the BMW logo has but otherwise there isn't many similarities.

For the inner crest.

Well yeah it's actually modeled off the bavarian flag which is just the centre of the crest. Still pretty neat! Gives me a weird relationship with Germany because I go there and people think I am some sort of foriegner because I look kinda brown but then I think about it and realize that first of all I speak some german, and second of all my ancestors prob kicked this **** out of yours for like centuries. Kinda gives me a superiority complex which I don't really discuss but I find really funny whenever I visit europe and get some funny stares.