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Date Signed Up:2/21/2010
Last Login:6/20/2013
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#96 - i can read sideways =) 01/09/2011 on Are you lonely? 0
#1 - YOU DO NOT MICROWAVE PUPPIES  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2011 on Try this! -1
#2 - N. Korean citizen (01/08/2011) [-]
you have to be a fucken dumbass to actually do this -_-
its a cartoon, get over it
#325 - i didnt listen to the warning. gross but i have seen much worse. 01/08/2011 on Date Night 0
#324 - i looked it up. i have seen much worse. 01/08/2011 on Date Night 0
#153 - Lady Gaga isnt that bad not much of a singer but her outfits a… 01/06/2011 on Then VS. Now -8
#473 - the gay dude 01/06/2011 on decisions decisions -1
#360 - yah NERF wars are fun. I wait while everyone else shoots and c… 01/06/2011 on Honey, I'm Home ? -2
#171 - at first im like oh is that a bible on the table? them im like… 12/31/2010 on When you see it +2
#81 - actually the lowered pants fad was started by some guys who wa…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2010 on PART 5! 0
User avatar #94 - AmazingRedStuff (12/31/2010) [-]
Uh, no. Sagging pants means you're willing to have your anus invaded by the other prisoners.
User avatar #88 - willtreaty (12/31/2010) [-]
uh, no. it was started in prison, by the guys who were willing to have sex, makes it real easy to butt-fuck em if thier pants are already off thier ass.
#14 - boobs weigh them down duh these honkers can get big 12/31/2010 on Old Man Young Man +41
#684 - pics or it didnt happen  [+] (3 new replies) 12/30/2010 on Shout Out to the Talentless +1
User avatar #691 - trolololling (12/30/2010) [-]
you want to see his dick.....
#967 - BasicCody (12/30/2010) [-]
maybe a little......
#700 - N. Korean citizen (12/30/2010) [-]
we want it cut off.
#2 - pretty much it about how fapping is good for you. and how not … 12/30/2010 on Fapping Benefits 0
#417 - anyways if i said i had something against masterbation i would… 12/30/2010 on The reason why fapping is good -1
#630 - what if i dont exist? 12/30/2010 on Just A Simple Survey 0
#374 - i am a girl and i see no problem with guys fapping. because on…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/30/2010 on The reason why fapping is good +14
#417 - simplyme has deleted their comment.
User avatar #395 - BellaNoriji (12/30/2010) [-]
I totally agree with you there ^_^ [me also being a girl]
#389 - N. Korean citizen (12/30/2010) [-]
i am also a girl and also have no problem with it, but porn kinda freaks me out, gonna be completely honest. doesn't mean i dont let it happen though. i understand. haha
#433 - N. Korean citizen (12/30/2010) [-]
I do occasionally enjoy a venture through porn sites.I (for the most part)see no problem with it.[Also a girl].
#378 - diedude (12/30/2010) [-]
will you marry me?
#375 - N. Korean citizen (12/30/2010) [-]
*claps hands* you are a god among women
#660 - omg i already have a group of stalkers i dont need more!! 12/28/2010 on I Need Your Help Funnyjunk! +1
#1 - someone made that on sims 2 12/27/2010 on Redneck Mansion +2
#120 - no its beer bread all sweet ans buttery  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2010 on Borderline Genius part 3 0
User avatar #121 - zalgofive (12/27/2010) [-]
bake bread... and then BATTER IT.
#108 - yeah true...or people who make their own bread. we do that at …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/27/2010 on Borderline Genius part 3 -1
User avatar #109 - zalgofive (12/27/2010) [-]
but it's like, banana bread or flavored right?
#120 - simplyme (12/27/2010) [-]
no its beer bread all sweet ans buttery
User avatar #121 - zalgofive (12/27/2010) [-]
bake bread... and then BATTER IT.
#105 - instead of super market bread  [+] (5 new replies) 12/27/2010 on Borderline Genius part 3 0
User avatar #107 - zalgofive (12/27/2010) [-]
no, it could be bread from a market with a bakery.
#108 - simplyme (12/27/2010) [-]
yeah true...or people who make their own bread. we do that at Thanksgiving
User avatar #109 - zalgofive (12/27/2010) [-]
but it's like, banana bread or flavored right?
#120 - simplyme (12/27/2010) [-]
no its beer bread all sweet ans buttery
User avatar #121 - zalgofive (12/27/2010) [-]
bake bread... and then BATTER IT.
#97 - who slices their own bread anymore?  [+] (8 new replies) 12/27/2010 on Borderline Genius part 3 0
User avatar #101 - TarnRazor (12/27/2010) [-]
Mothers?
User avatar #100 - zalgofive (12/27/2010) [-]
people who buy real bread.
#105 - simplyme (12/27/2010) [-]
instead of super market bread
User avatar #107 - zalgofive (12/27/2010) [-]
no, it could be bread from a market with a bakery.
#108 - simplyme (12/27/2010) [-]
yeah true...or people who make their own bread. we do that at Thanksgiving
User avatar #109 - zalgofive (12/27/2010) [-]
but it's like, banana bread or flavored right?
#120 - simplyme (12/27/2010) [-]
no its beer bread all sweet ans buttery
User avatar #121 - zalgofive (12/27/2010) [-]
bake bread... and then BATTER IT.
#150 - something similar happened to me. i had a tooth going the wron… 12/27/2010 on Parp darp +2
#116 - i thought it would be one of those things like i bet you used … 12/27/2010 on Most Amazing Number Game +1
#40 - like hot chocolate. that will shut him up his mouth will be to… 12/26/2010 on Trolling in real life +1
#202 - sorry thats just what she looks like. except she has no bow in…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2010 on Are You Fucking Kidding Me +1
User avatar #207 - Banerang (12/26/2010) [-]
I've been laughing at the fact that everyone thinks I'm fucking one of the PPG's. I drew my girl in their likeness.
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#3 - tormenttheweak (03/27/2011) [-]
np man any time
#2 - tormenttheweak (03/26/2011) [-]
here you go my friend
#1 - simplyme (03/17/2011) [-]
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