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simplygabriele

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Gender: female
Age: 22
Steam Profile: simply_gabriele
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Video Games Played: RPGs, Rogue-likes
Interests: Gaming, discussions, literature, art
Date Signed Up:11/02/2011
Last Login:3/26/2015
Location:California
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#347 - I know. Just talked to my grandmother, who'd never call hersel… 03/14/2013 on Richard Dawkins +1
#343 - Well, say there's a population mice (A). A part of it gets sep… 03/14/2013 on Richard Dawkins 0
#339 - Luck plays a part in individual's survival, but evolution as a… 03/14/2013 on Richard Dawkins 0
#336 - That ******* smile is definitely the same. I've only ev… 03/14/2013 on Richard Dawkins 0
#333 - Duh, she just doesn't accept it. She'd say that it's the same … 03/14/2013 on Richard Dawkins -2
#325 - I've seen that... "interview" and if anyone needs be…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2013 on Richard Dawkins +4
#326 - freddyhollensen (03/14/2013) [-]
If you could reason with religious people...
#347 - simplygabriele (03/14/2013) [-]
I know. Just talked to my grandmother, who'd never call herself anything but Catholic. She constantly makes appeals to authority ("But this great author believes in God", "but I watched an interview with this famous heart surgeon and he believes in God and Holy spirit without any doubt!") as if that makes it so undeniably true that only an idiot would disagree.

The funny part is, she believes in reincarnation, admitted she sometimes just can't believe that a loving good would let caring well-meaning people suffer while assholes live happily, and she usually rejects most Catholic rituals (saints, priest celibacy, no women priesthood, confessions..). When pressed she even admitted that the soothing effect she feels from praying would be there even if she prayed to her dog or the color green.
#120 - But it's more of a neon yellow, at least that's how my brains … 03/14/2013 on little green dress +3
#25 - So you added speed and winds into the mix and call me too conf…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2013 on This will make it safer! +1
#26 - kainhall (03/14/2013) [-]
true... but still... atleast in montana where i live, deer just come out of hte wood work.. usually at dawn and dusk, but theirs so many you cna hit them at high noon!

the speed limit is 70 MPH in montana. glasgow is a small town of 3200 people, and hte next biggest town is 160 miles away. 60 just takes to long to get anywhere. wich if i remember right, 70 = 120/140 KMPH.

hell, i find it harder to drive city/residentual in the winter....
User avatar #28 - simplygabriele (03/14/2013) [-]
But the problem with deer exists not only in winter.

The content was just making mountains out of molehills. Just like how people here in San Francisco crawl at a mere 30 whenever it rains, even when the visibility is good and the rain is not serious.
#2 - Only harmless if encoutered 1 on 1 or in only swat-zombie grou… 03/13/2013 on These Zombies are harmless... +4
#3 - Born and raised in Northern Europe. Good winter tires with a s…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/13/2013 on This will make it safer! +2
User avatar #24 - furrysheaperd (03/14/2013) [-]
well im the exact opposite raised in the desert
#5 - kainhall (03/13/2013) [-]
born in denver, riased in montana... flat land, strioahgt roads, ice everywhere, have SPECIFIC WINTER ONLY ONLY USE OF MOTHERFUCKING ICE OR SNOW tires..... still slide off the road due to 75 MOH wind gusts.

that road i would do about 70MPH / 120 Kmph on.... but if you dont have anti-lock, or your anti lock is retarded... your going to end up side ways. or what if a deer runs out in front of you, or a car pulls out? your a bit TO confident, wich causes accidents.
User avatar #25 - simplygabriele (03/14/2013) [-]
So you added speed and winds into the mix and call me too confident My point was that it's not a "treacherous road". It's a perfectly flat straight road in broad daylight, no blizzards or anything. If you don't go full retard and start speeding, texting and bullshitting around there will be no more problems than on your usual trip to Walmart. And the key is not being rash with your actions - you'll skid instantly if you stomp on the break or take a turn sharply.

P.S, Just something I found amusing - I'd never do 120km/h on that road. Although I'm not one of those people who get a kick out of speed.
#26 - kainhall (03/14/2013) [-]
true... but still... atleast in montana where i live, deer just come out of hte wood work.. usually at dawn and dusk, but theirs so many you cna hit them at high noon!

the speed limit is 70 MPH in montana. glasgow is a small town of 3200 people, and hte next biggest town is 160 miles away. 60 just takes to long to get anywhere. wich if i remember right, 70 = 120/140 KMPH.

hell, i find it harder to drive city/residentual in the winter....
User avatar #28 - simplygabriele (03/14/2013) [-]
But the problem with deer exists not only in winter.

The content was just making mountains out of molehills. Just like how people here in San Francisco crawl at a mere 30 whenever it rains, even when the visibility is good and the rain is not serious.
#6 - shadowvision (03/13/2013) [-]
Well there's your problem, going 70 mph on any road is going to lessen your traction, straight road or not. Hell, try driving in Alaska along the side of a mountain in the middle of a blizzard. Do any more than 30 and you're going over the edge.
#22 - kainhall (03/14/2013) [-]
highway 200 threw rodgers pass is like that.

look up winter storm brutis.. wich was a storm so big it covered all of montana!! i drove home in that....half of it doing about 65 to 70.... the rest like 30.
User avatar #27 - covered (03/14/2013) [-]
Hi
#23 - kainhall (03/14/2013) [-]
i have also NEVER slid off the road, had a wreck, or hit a deer, or got a ticket...knocs on wood

i did slide backwards threw in intersection and hit a telephone pole. no damage done, so i drove away. same car a also backed the tail light into a bumper and exploded my taillight and his truck was fine.... it literally jsut hit hte steal bumper..... man, my old 86 pointiac 6000 was a tank.

other than that... PERFECT
#1 - Did I miss something or did he call a completely straight road…  [+] (12 new replies) 03/13/2013 on This will make it safer! 0
#2 - furrysheaperd (03/13/2013) [-]
clearly covered in ice
User avatar #9 - zealouscoma (03/13/2013) [-]
well your clearly not a driver
#3 - simplygabriele (03/13/2013) [-]
Born and raised in Northern Europe. Good winter tires with a solid grip and you're good to go. Especially since there are no turns or hills.
User avatar #24 - furrysheaperd (03/14/2013) [-]
well im the exact opposite raised in the desert
#5 - kainhall (03/13/2013) [-]
born in denver, riased in montana... flat land, strioahgt roads, ice everywhere, have SPECIFIC WINTER ONLY ONLY USE OF MOTHERFUCKING ICE OR SNOW tires..... still slide off the road due to 75 MOH wind gusts.

that road i would do about 70MPH / 120 Kmph on.... but if you dont have anti-lock, or your anti lock is retarded... your going to end up side ways. or what if a deer runs out in front of you, or a car pulls out? your a bit TO confident, wich causes accidents.
User avatar #25 - simplygabriele (03/14/2013) [-]
So you added speed and winds into the mix and call me too confident My point was that it's not a "treacherous road". It's a perfectly flat straight road in broad daylight, no blizzards or anything. If you don't go full retard and start speeding, texting and bullshitting around there will be no more problems than on your usual trip to Walmart. And the key is not being rash with your actions - you'll skid instantly if you stomp on the break or take a turn sharply.

P.S, Just something I found amusing - I'd never do 120km/h on that road. Although I'm not one of those people who get a kick out of speed.
#26 - kainhall (03/14/2013) [-]
true... but still... atleast in montana where i live, deer just come out of hte wood work.. usually at dawn and dusk, but theirs so many you cna hit them at high noon!

the speed limit is 70 MPH in montana. glasgow is a small town of 3200 people, and hte next biggest town is 160 miles away. 60 just takes to long to get anywhere. wich if i remember right, 70 = 120/140 KMPH.

hell, i find it harder to drive city/residentual in the winter....
User avatar #28 - simplygabriele (03/14/2013) [-]
But the problem with deer exists not only in winter.

The content was just making mountains out of molehills. Just like how people here in San Francisco crawl at a mere 30 whenever it rains, even when the visibility is good and the rain is not serious.
#6 - shadowvision (03/13/2013) [-]
Well there's your problem, going 70 mph on any road is going to lessen your traction, straight road or not. Hell, try driving in Alaska along the side of a mountain in the middle of a blizzard. Do any more than 30 and you're going over the edge.
#22 - kainhall (03/14/2013) [-]
highway 200 threw rodgers pass is like that.

look up winter storm brutis.. wich was a storm so big it covered all of montana!! i drove home in that....half of it doing about 65 to 70.... the rest like 30.
User avatar #27 - covered (03/14/2013) [-]
Hi
#23 - kainhall (03/14/2013) [-]
i have also NEVER slid off the road, had a wreck, or hit a deer, or got a ticket...knocs on wood

i did slide backwards threw in intersection and hit a telephone pole. no damage done, so i drove away. same car a also backed the tail light into a bumper and exploded my taillight and his truck was fine.... it literally jsut hit hte steal bumper..... man, my old 86 pointiac 6000 was a tank.

other than that... PERFECT
#26 - Yeah... No. Except that "will you be my water b…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/12/2013 on So Much Want.... +2
User avatar #35 - faithrider (03/12/2013) [-]
or what about since it is an engagement thing, and signifies that "will you marry me?"
#29 - awesomanium (03/12/2013) [-]
#27 - Oh good goats, he looks so much like this one guy I know. Same…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/12/2013 on His hat... +21
#51 - anonymous (03/12/2013) [-]
Maybe it's the nose or the eyes, but he kinda looks like Adrien Brody
#36 - ljxjlos (03/12/2013) [-]
Now I kinda feel like putting my wiener in a ruby or something
#492 - Well, sure, in most cases that's true. It's hard in this day a… 03/12/2013 on Some People 0
#485 - Yup, in theory, you could justify anything by saying it's for … 03/12/2013 on Some People 0
#480 - I agree that "pope" was being obnoxious. Even though…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/12/2013 on Some People +1
User avatar #484 - superturtle (03/12/2013) [-]
I probably could have worded it better.
Although I was raised around it, it was mainly my choice to take a step in and stick with the belief. Nobody can force anything upon you, you must make the choice on your own.
User avatar #492 - simplygabriele (03/12/2013) [-]
Well, sure, in most cases that's true. It's hard in this day and age to completely shut out outside information and other things that could influence a persons outlook and beliefs without locking yourself into some bunker out in the forest. Some people try to bullshit around anyway, aka "Harry Potter/D&D/Rock music is of the devil!" or "contraceptives are only for slutty women who will never get married!" crowd.

Anyway, if you think religion is the right way, power to you.
#469 - But the comment said "for health OR to save your life&quo…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/12/2013 on Some People 0
#471 - whymewhy (03/12/2013) [-]
hmm, true.. kinda left open to interpretation as to what health beneficial, of course the whole debate is moot anyway considering thats just a fucked up thing to say about a kid.
User avatar #485 - simplygabriele (03/12/2013) [-]
Yup, in theory, you could justify anything by saying it's for your mental health. "But mooooom, I need my WoW to feel cool and interesting!" or "You don't get it, I need those nose piercings to be popular and feel attractive!"
#155 - Not necessarily a smaller cup size, but a smaller band size. I… 03/12/2013 on It's the truth +2
#154 - Yeah. Then you jog holding your chest, like a moron. >.<… 03/12/2013 on It's the truth +1
#26 - Disagree. Hate being braless unless I'm in bed.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/12/2013 on It's the truth +1
#79 - lunarlizzy (03/12/2013) [-]
the worst feeling in the world is going to sports practice without a sports bra. no support= thoughts of suicide. so yeah, i completely agree.
User avatar #154 - simplygabriele (03/12/2013) [-]
Yeah. Then you jog holding your chest, like a moron. >.<

Nothing like running to the bus clutching your chesticles while people stare at you.
#54 - anonymous (03/12/2013) [-]
Agree. I feel uncomfortable without a bra because I need the support. But I guess the feeling is the same as changing into sweats after being in jeans all day.
#24 - Exactly! I never got that idea. I find wearing a bra just as c…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/12/2013 on It's the truth 0
#108 - anonymous (03/12/2013) [-]
Pix pls
User avatar #43 - hellsjester (03/12/2013) [-]
yah but then you have those girls who refuse to accept their own body size and go like ten sizes smaller....
#107 - anonymous (03/12/2013) [-]
Why would you want smaller boobs?
User avatar #155 - simplygabriele (03/12/2013) [-]
Not necessarily a smaller cup size, but a smaller band size. If they're squeezed all around the ribcage all day long, no wonder some chcisk want to rip their bras off as soon as they get home.
#1 - Comment deleted 03/11/2013 on Everyone gets bee's 0
#10 - I used to have clip-in strands of color, that was a good way t…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2013 on That hair! 0
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#11 - obesefury (03/11/2013) [-]
My friends hair ended up looking like... Well the pink faded ok but the green looked disturbingly like someone had vomited on her hair.

Yes only the cool people don't go to parties! We stay at home and uuh... Party on our computers...
I live such a sad life
#3 - Oh, come on, Whole Foods is too mainstream. To flaunt your ric… 03/11/2013 on how to tell where rich... +7
#8 - Ombre technically started out as the same color fading to a li…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/11/2013 on That hair! 0
User avatar #25 - eddymolly (03/18/2013) [-]
That gif, what is happening, for er... Science?
User avatar #9 - obesefury (03/11/2013) [-]
Well I only use the chalks for special occasions and parties and seeing how I usually never attend parties because they tend to be rather dull well... I never really get to use them.
But I think you're right, too much usage would probably damage the hair a lot. And I'm not coloring my hair, at least not in such vibrant colors. As you said it would be a bitch to maintain. A friend of mine got hair a little like that but in green and pink colors. After 2 weeks it looked awful.
#10 - simplygabriele (03/11/2013) [-]
I used to have clip-in strands of color, that was a good way to pretend to be "cool and edgy" way back when.
That reminded me of a chick back in school who dyed her hair deep green. A couple of weeks later it looked like her hair had mold all over it.
But yeah, parties... The coolest people don't go to parties, right?... Right?
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#11 - obesefury (03/11/2013) [-]
My friends hair ended up looking like... Well the pink faded ok but the green looked disturbingly like someone had vomited on her hair.

Yes only the cool people don't go to parties! We stay at home and uuh... Party on our computers...
I live such a sad life
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User avatar #40 - afrikaner (04/03/2013) [-]
Quick question

Lost on a desert island you strangely stumble apon a monster big screen and all consoles available and a massive computer system a magical creature appears and gives you the games below as choices and you can only choose one . You will end up playing this game till the end of time what will your choice be ?

(any of the series)
T.E.S
Zelda
Might and Magic
Final Fantasy
Dragon Age
Dragons Dogma
Darksiders
Lost Souls
Dungeon Siege
Halo
Diablo
Mass Affect
Fable
Prototype



This will affect my opinion of you if you choose one of the 3 i like you would get a friend request which means nothing

Random weird post of the day done :)
User avatar #41 to #40 - simplygabriele (04/03/2013) [-]
It's not a quick question it's on of the existential debates of this century!

Anyway, first I'd have to narrow it down to the games I like and have played and that offer at least some replayability with different paths and choices. So for me it would be T.E.S, Dragon Age, Diablo and Mass Effect.

Now, again, I go back to replayability. Diablo (I'd choose Diablo II: Lord of Destruction) has probably the lowest amount of replayability from my choices. Of course, there are different characters and builds to try, but the game itself is extremely linear, so I think I'd have to pass.

Mass Effect has the huge problem of being a trilogy, so having only one of the games would be rather annoying. Aside from that, it has a pretty low level of replayability too, in my opinion. The main differences are the paragon/renegade/mixed paths and whether you try to ensure your teams survival or let them die. After 3-4 playthroughs you'd have nothing to do.

Dragon age (Dragon Age: Origins - Ultimate Edition is the only one I have and I LOVED it) has similar problems - while there the differences of race/birth circumstances and you can have the different romantic possibilities, it would run dry after about 6 full playthroughs.

So I think I'd have to go with T.E.S. Now, there's the problem of which one to choose. The one I've played most is Skyrim. Sadly, I'd only pick it if I could have all the mods of my choice. If not, I'd go with Oblivion. I've tried Morrowind, and it's a very expansive game, but I just couldn't get over the clunky game engine. So, sad face.

Other than the games you mentioned I'd consider Vampire: the Masquerade Bloodlines and Minecraft.

User avatar #42 to #41 - afrikaner (04/04/2013) [-]
Great answer and you deserve the title of gamer im very impressed , your answer itself is very narrow however as you explained you haven't played them all . TES is a great choice in regards to the amount of time you can play and replay. All of theese are fantasy RPG and i am a huge fantasy RPG player and have all titles above mentioned. These would've been my choices any of the 3 would've worked , if you want me to explain please ask im sending a friend request fellow gamer and rare beat of gamer girl

TES : Online
Final Fantasy 7
Dragon age 2 or 3 if it was released by then
User avatar #43 to #42 - simplygabriele (04/04/2013) [-]
I haven't fiddled with TES:Online yet, but I expect it to be at least worth a try. I wasn't so sure about the faction-only territories and I have doubts about how they'll implement crafting into the game. There's also the thing about only one potion slot, which I find rather bizarre, especially since I usually end up playing some sort of a spellsword, so I'd need both magicka and health, even putting aside all the special effect potions.

I've heard a lot of good things about Dragon age 2, but I haven't gotten my hands on it, so I couldn't really judge it. And Final Fantasy... I don't know, I'd want to start with the first one, but the series never really caught my attention.

I know one game out of your list I really wouldn't pick. Halo. I just don't really like shooters, especially "that" kind of shooters. I enjoyed games with shooter elements like Mass Effect or Dead Space, but in my opinion, they offer a lot more in story and gameplay than just shooting.
User avatar #44 to #43 - afrikaner (04/05/2013) [-]
if i wasnt already engaged i would've said im in love but seeing that i am , your awesome Halo was in there to see what you say , like i said im a hardcore RPG fantasy gamer and i only play games like my list . TES online has a lot of potential and is currently in BETA so hopefully they will see the problems before releasing it fully. Dragon age 2 has recently reached my number 1 spot on total hours played it is really one of the best and im looking forward to number 3 which looks like just brilliant.
User avatar #45 to #44 - simplygabriele (04/05/2013) [-]
I'm married, so we're good. XD

Eh, my top game is Skyrim: 1101 hours. But yeah, I'm trying TES Online when it comes out.
User avatar #46 to #45 - afrikaner (04/08/2013) [-]
Online is already in BETA so you can play it now . Uhmmm im not gonna say may hours cause that is just sad but lets say it this way on skyrim i had 5 characters with individual levels of 76 , 64 , 51 , 28 and 26 Tank , Tank , Rogue , Mage and a random character to play the expansions i got. Now on my 5 th play trough of Dragon Age 2 i have exceeded my play time of Skyrim.
#26 - andrewld (03/15/2013) [-]
Thanks for accepting my friend request :)
User avatar #27 to #26 - simplygabriele (03/15/2013) [-]
No biggie.
#28 to #27 - andrewld (03/23/2013) [-]
lol thanks, so... you play games?
User avatar #29 to #28 - simplygabriele (03/23/2013) [-]
No! GAMING IS SINFUL!
User avatar #30 to #29 - simplygabriele (03/23/2013) [-]
But yeah, of course I play video games.
#32 to #30 - andrewld (03/25/2013) [-]
ah, what types of games?
User avatar #33 to #32 - simplygabriele (03/25/2013) [-]
RPGs, some MMORPGs, Roguelikes. If talking about titles:Elder Scrolls series, all 3 Diablos (hated the third game), Mass Effect, Dwarf Fortress, UnReal World, Secret World, Dragon Age...
#34 to #33 - andrewld (03/27/2013) [-]
I ****** love Mass Effect 3!! I've never played Elder Scrolls tho, how is it?
User avatar #35 to #34 - simplygabriele (03/27/2013) [-]
Mass Effect 3? Are you serious? The most terrible game ending in the history of modern gaming?

And it's kind of weird to meet a person who's never played Elder Scroll.s Most have at least tried Skyrim or Oblivion.
#36 to #35 - andrewld (03/27/2013) [-]
Lol i meant to say the mass effect series. And the Mass Effect 3 ending wasn't THAT bad, lol

And yeah, i know, i feel ashamed :/ I dont know why, i just never found it that interesting, but how is it?

User avatar #37 to #36 - simplygabriele (03/27/2013) [-]
Well, I really like Elder Scrolls. A lot of old fans didn't enjoy Skyrim, but it's so modable, that I think anyone can find something they really enjoy. Don't know about ES:Online, but I'm willing to give it a chance.
#38 to #37 - andrewld (03/28/2013) [-]
Well hey, at least a meme was able to come out of skyrim, lol. Maybe one day, ill give it a chance, once i get the time and money.

You got a favorite band?
User avatar #39 to #38 - simplygabriele (03/28/2013) [-]
Not really, but if I had to pick one it would be Jazzu.
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User avatar #11 - guswut (02/27/2013) [-]
Hey, if I show up naked at your place tonight, will you get offended if I just want to play MineCraft and snuggle?
#12 to #11 - simplygabriele (02/27/2013) [-]
There will be pain.
There will be pain.
User avatar #13 to #12 - guswut (02/27/2013) [-]
Again? Well, it has been nearly a week, after all, so I guess it is about time. But... But... COCOA BEANS!

And is it just me, or does this site have one of the more annoying CAPTCHA systems to date, eh? And it doesn't even cut down on the retard population, too!
User avatar #14 to #13 - simplygabriele (02/27/2013) [-]
You're going to do the math and ENJOY IT.
User avatar #16 to #14 - guswut (02/27/2013) [-]
But mathematics is why I have an exobrain! Also, what the hell is this bollocks... It looks like an eight got its head smashed in by a crazy fi--- No, wait, that's a three. You know, maybe, just maybe, I'm not actually human and as such, it makes perfect sense why this is catching (kekekekek) me up, eh?
User avatar #8 - masterboll (02/26/2013) [-]
will you be posting tits?
#17 to #10 - masterboll (02/27/2013) [-]
if youre dead then you cant resist
#19 to #18 - masterboll (02/27/2013) [-]
not in the modern world
not in the modern world
#20 to #19 - simplygabriele (02/27/2013) [-]
Tell me about it.
#22 to #21 - simplygabriele (02/27/2013) [-]
Well played.
Well played.
User avatar #23 to #22 - masterboll (02/27/2013) [-]
now i wait for the sex
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