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Video Games Played: RPGs, Rogue-likes
Interests: Gaming, discussions, literature, art
Date Signed Up:11/02/2011
Last Login:11/26/2014
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#3 - The black words look very slapped on and ruins the whole thing… 03/28/2013 on You Never Know Who's Listening 0
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#37 - Well, I really like Elder Scrolls. A lot of old fans didn't en…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2013 on simplygabriele's profile 0
#38 - andrewld (03/28/2013) [-]
Well hey, at least a meme was able to come out of skyrim, lol. Maybe one day, ill give it a chance, once i get the time and money.

You got a favorite band?
User avatar #39 - simplygabriele (03/28/2013) [-]
Not really, but if I had to pick one it would be Jazzu.
#35 - Mass Effect 3? Are you serious? The most terrible game ending …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/27/2013 on simplygabriele's profile 0
#36 - andrewld (03/27/2013) [-]
Lol i meant to say the mass effect series. And the Mass Effect 3 ending wasn't THAT bad, lol

And yeah, i know, i feel ashamed :/ I dont know why, i just never found it that interesting, but how is it?

User avatar #37 - simplygabriele (03/27/2013) [-]
Well, I really like Elder Scrolls. A lot of old fans didn't enjoy Skyrim, but it's so modable, that I think anyone can find something they really enjoy. Don't know about ES:Online, but I'm willing to give it a chance.
#38 - andrewld (03/28/2013) [-]
Well hey, at least a meme was able to come out of skyrim, lol. Maybe one day, ill give it a chance, once i get the time and money.

You got a favorite band?
User avatar #39 - simplygabriele (03/28/2013) [-]
Not really, but if I had to pick one it would be Jazzu.
#3 - Doesn't even look human. But it's no surprise that OP wants to… 03/26/2013 on The fruits of love +1
#33 - RPGs, some MMORPGs, Roguelikes. If talking about titles:Elder …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/25/2013 on simplygabriele's profile 0
#34 - andrewld (03/27/2013) [-]
I fuckin love Mass Effect 3!! I've never played Elder Scrolls tho, how is it?
User avatar #35 - simplygabriele (03/27/2013) [-]
Mass Effect 3? Are you serious? The most terrible game ending in the history of modern gaming?

And it's kind of weird to meet a person who's never played Elder Scroll.s Most have at least tried Skyrim or Oblivion.
#36 - andrewld (03/27/2013) [-]
Lol i meant to say the mass effect series. And the Mass Effect 3 ending wasn't THAT bad, lol

And yeah, i know, i feel ashamed :/ I dont know why, i just never found it that interesting, but how is it?

User avatar #37 - simplygabriele (03/27/2013) [-]
Well, I really like Elder Scrolls. A lot of old fans didn't enjoy Skyrim, but it's so modable, that I think anyone can find something they really enjoy. Don't know about ES:Online, but I'm willing to give it a chance.
#38 - andrewld (03/28/2013) [-]
Well hey, at least a meme was able to come out of skyrim, lol. Maybe one day, ill give it a chance, once i get the time and money.

You got a favorite band?
User avatar #39 - simplygabriele (03/28/2013) [-]
Not really, but if I had to pick one it would be Jazzu.
#30 - But yeah, of course I play video games.  [+] (9 new replies) 03/23/2013 on simplygabriele's profile 0
#32 - andrewld (03/25/2013) [-]
ah, what types of games?
User avatar #33 - simplygabriele (03/25/2013) [-]
RPGs, some MMORPGs, Roguelikes. If talking about titles:Elder Scrolls series, all 3 Diablos (hated the third game), Mass Effect, Dwarf Fortress, UnReal World, Secret World, Dragon Age...
#34 - andrewld (03/27/2013) [-]
I fuckin love Mass Effect 3!! I've never played Elder Scrolls tho, how is it?
User avatar #35 - simplygabriele (03/27/2013) [-]
Mass Effect 3? Are you serious? The most terrible game ending in the history of modern gaming?

And it's kind of weird to meet a person who's never played Elder Scroll.s Most have at least tried Skyrim or Oblivion.
#36 - andrewld (03/27/2013) [-]
Lol i meant to say the mass effect series. And the Mass Effect 3 ending wasn't THAT bad, lol

And yeah, i know, i feel ashamed :/ I dont know why, i just never found it that interesting, but how is it?

User avatar #37 - simplygabriele (03/27/2013) [-]
Well, I really like Elder Scrolls. A lot of old fans didn't enjoy Skyrim, but it's so modable, that I think anyone can find something they really enjoy. Don't know about ES:Online, but I'm willing to give it a chance.
#38 - andrewld (03/28/2013) [-]
Well hey, at least a meme was able to come out of skyrim, lol. Maybe one day, ill give it a chance, once i get the time and money.

You got a favorite band?
User avatar #39 - simplygabriele (03/28/2013) [-]
Not really, but if I had to pick one it would be Jazzu.
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#29 - No! GAMING IS SINFUL!  [+] (10 new replies) 03/23/2013 on simplygabriele's profile 0
User avatar #30 - simplygabriele (03/23/2013) [-]
But yeah, of course I play video games.
#32 - andrewld (03/25/2013) [-]
ah, what types of games?
User avatar #33 - simplygabriele (03/25/2013) [-]
RPGs, some MMORPGs, Roguelikes. If talking about titles:Elder Scrolls series, all 3 Diablos (hated the third game), Mass Effect, Dwarf Fortress, UnReal World, Secret World, Dragon Age...
#34 - andrewld (03/27/2013) [-]
I fuckin love Mass Effect 3!! I've never played Elder Scrolls tho, how is it?
User avatar #35 - simplygabriele (03/27/2013) [-]
Mass Effect 3? Are you serious? The most terrible game ending in the history of modern gaming?

And it's kind of weird to meet a person who's never played Elder Scroll.s Most have at least tried Skyrim or Oblivion.
#36 - andrewld (03/27/2013) [-]
Lol i meant to say the mass effect series. And the Mass Effect 3 ending wasn't THAT bad, lol

And yeah, i know, i feel ashamed :/ I dont know why, i just never found it that interesting, but how is it?

User avatar #37 - simplygabriele (03/27/2013) [-]
Well, I really like Elder Scrolls. A lot of old fans didn't enjoy Skyrim, but it's so modable, that I think anyone can find something they really enjoy. Don't know about ES:Online, but I'm willing to give it a chance.
#38 - andrewld (03/28/2013) [-]
Well hey, at least a meme was able to come out of skyrim, lol. Maybe one day, ill give it a chance, once i get the time and money.

You got a favorite band?
User avatar #39 - simplygabriele (03/28/2013) [-]
Not really, but if I had to pick one it would be Jazzu.
#31 - andrewld has deleted their comment.
#12 - Of course. We have less differences between the genders than p… 03/19/2013 on Women 0
#5 - Absolutely. Though only women that also claim "I cheated …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Women +1
#7 - siryoloswag (03/19/2013) [-]
It's actually been proven women cheat just as much as men do, anyway..
User avatar #12 - simplygabriele (03/19/2013) [-]
Of course. We have less differences between the genders than people like to believe.
#2 - ...But the if the woman the guy is sleeping with is single she…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Women +10
#6 - Helle (03/18/2013) [-]
I also like the idea that why should i care that the one im sleeping with is cheating that their problem?
User avatar #4 - sonicwind (03/18/2013) [-]
although you're right, the assertion that only men cheat is still beyond asinine.
User avatar #5 - simplygabriele (03/18/2013) [-]
Absolutely. Though only women that also claim "I cheated because you didn't pay enough attention to me, so it's actually your fault!" are stupid enough to say it and actually believe that bullshit.
#7 - siryoloswag (03/19/2013) [-]
It's actually been proven women cheat just as much as men do, anyway..
User avatar #12 - simplygabriele (03/19/2013) [-]
Of course. We have less differences between the genders than people like to believe.
#22 - Sure. But people flip out over the most minor criticism "… 03/18/2013 on It's a Lose-Lose Situation 0
#17 - And if had dug deeper into my comment you'd have realized it w…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2013 on It's a Lose-Lose Situation -2
User avatar #20 - firesquire (03/18/2013) [-]
you can view anything how you want to see it, if loose vaginas are your thing thing you can have that.

i never said anyone was oppressing opinions i was merely stating mine saying people shouldn't judge others choices if it doesn't harm your life. your making this an argument when i was merely stating my opinion on how people shouldn't be judged for actions that affects nobody but their selves.
User avatar #22 - simplygabriele (03/18/2013) [-]
Sure. But people flip out over the most minor criticism "I can't do what I want, you can't judge me!". Yeah, but the same rights that allow people to stretch ears/vaginas, tattoo their eyelids and put implants in every part of their body allows others to look at all that and say "Yeah, I think that's stupid."

It flows both ways. You could say that "oh, no one should judge anyone", but "judging" is often used as another name for an opinion. I fully agree that people should be treated equally, no matter what their choices are concerning their looks (in some other areas personal choices might leak into other people's lives, so it would be better to consider them (for example a heavy drug user would be a bad choice for a high responsibility jobs)) , but claiming that people should not say anything about what they think about those choices is ridiculous.

#14 - I don't think anyone goes around telling people their vagina i…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/18/2013 on It's a Lose-Lose Situation -2
User avatar #15 - firesquire (03/18/2013) [-]
you think this post is about just me and just ears? if you think a bit deeper you might see a few more things things this post is pertaining to.
#17 - simplygabriele (03/18/2013) [-]
And if had dug deeper into my comment you'd have realized it was a joke at the fact that your comment can easily be construed to mean you have a loose vagina.

Or you can choose to pretend everyone is trying to oppress your opinion and take away your right to do whatever you please with yourself.
User avatar #20 - firesquire (03/18/2013) [-]
you can view anything how you want to see it, if loose vaginas are your thing thing you can have that.

i never said anyone was oppressing opinions i was merely stating mine saying people shouldn't judge others choices if it doesn't harm your life. your making this an argument when i was merely stating my opinion on how people shouldn't be judged for actions that affects nobody but their selves.
User avatar #22 - simplygabriele (03/18/2013) [-]
Sure. But people flip out over the most minor criticism "I can't do what I want, you can't judge me!". Yeah, but the same rights that allow people to stretch ears/vaginas, tattoo their eyelids and put implants in every part of their body allows others to look at all that and say "Yeah, I think that's stupid."

It flows both ways. You could say that "oh, no one should judge anyone", but "judging" is often used as another name for an opinion. I fully agree that people should be treated equally, no matter what their choices are concerning their looks (in some other areas personal choices might leak into other people's lives, so it would be better to consider them (for example a heavy drug user would be a bad choice for a high responsibility jobs)) , but claiming that people should not say anything about what they think about those choices is ridiculous.

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#27 - No biggie.  [+] (12 new replies) 03/15/2013 on simplygabriele's profile 0
#28 - andrewld (03/23/2013) [-]
lol thanks, so... you play games?
User avatar #29 - simplygabriele (03/23/2013) [-]
No! GAMING IS SINFUL!
User avatar #30 - simplygabriele (03/23/2013) [-]
But yeah, of course I play video games.
#32 - andrewld (03/25/2013) [-]
ah, what types of games?
User avatar #33 - simplygabriele (03/25/2013) [-]
RPGs, some MMORPGs, Roguelikes. If talking about titles:Elder Scrolls series, all 3 Diablos (hated the third game), Mass Effect, Dwarf Fortress, UnReal World, Secret World, Dragon Age...
#34 - andrewld (03/27/2013) [-]
I fuckin love Mass Effect 3!! I've never played Elder Scrolls tho, how is it?
User avatar #35 - simplygabriele (03/27/2013) [-]
Mass Effect 3? Are you serious? The most terrible game ending in the history of modern gaming?

And it's kind of weird to meet a person who's never played Elder Scroll.s Most have at least tried Skyrim or Oblivion.
#36 - andrewld (03/27/2013) [-]
Lol i meant to say the mass effect series. And the Mass Effect 3 ending wasn't THAT bad, lol

And yeah, i know, i feel ashamed :/ I dont know why, i just never found it that interesting, but how is it?

User avatar #37 - simplygabriele (03/27/2013) [-]
Well, I really like Elder Scrolls. A lot of old fans didn't enjoy Skyrim, but it's so modable, that I think anyone can find something they really enjoy. Don't know about ES:Online, but I'm willing to give it a chance.
#38 - andrewld (03/28/2013) [-]
Well hey, at least a meme was able to come out of skyrim, lol. Maybe one day, ill give it a chance, once i get the time and money.

You got a favorite band?
User avatar #39 - simplygabriele (03/28/2013) [-]
Not really, but if I had to pick one it would be Jazzu.
#31 - andrewld has deleted their comment.
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User avatar #40 - afrikaner (04/03/2013) [-]
Quick question

Lost on a desert island you strangely stumble apon a monster big screen and all consoles available and a massive computer system a magical creature appears and gives you the games below as choices and you can only choose one . You will end up playing this game till the end of time what will your choice be ?

(any of the series)
T.E.S
Zelda
Might and Magic
Final Fantasy
Dragon Age
Dragons Dogma
Darksiders
Lost Souls
Dungeon Siege
Halo
Diablo
Mass Affect
Fable
Prototype



This will affect my opinion of you if you choose one of the 3 i like you would get a friend request which means nothing

Random weird post of the day done :)
User avatar #41 to #40 - simplygabriele ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
It's not a quick question it's on of the existential debates of this century!

Anyway, first I'd have to narrow it down to the games I like and have played and that offer at least some replayability with different paths and choices. So for me it would be T.E.S, Dragon Age, Diablo and Mass Effect.

Now, again, I go back to replayability. Diablo (I'd choose Diablo II: Lord of Destruction) has probably the lowest amount of replayability from my choices. Of course, there are different characters and builds to try, but the game itself is extremely linear, so I think I'd have to pass.

Mass Effect has the huge problem of being a trilogy, so having only one of the games would be rather annoying. Aside from that, it has a pretty low level of replayability too, in my opinion. The main differences are the paragon/renegade/mixed paths and whether you try to ensure your teams survival or let them die. After 3-4 playthroughs you'd have nothing to do.

Dragon age (Dragon Age: Origins - Ultimate Edition is the only one I have and I LOVED it) has similar problems - while there the differences of race/birth circumstances and you can have the different romantic possibilities, it would run dry after about 6 full playthroughs.

So I think I'd have to go with T.E.S. Now, there's the problem of which one to choose. The one I've played most is Skyrim. Sadly, I'd only pick it if I could have all the mods of my choice. If not, I'd go with Oblivion. I've tried Morrowind, and it's a very expansive game, but I just couldn't get over the clunky game engine. So, sad face.

Other than the games you mentioned I'd consider Vampire: the Masquerade Bloodlines and Minecraft.

User avatar #42 to #41 - afrikaner (04/04/2013) [-]
Great answer and you deserve the title of gamer im very impressed , your answer itself is very narrow however as you explained you haven't played them all . TES is a great choice in regards to the amount of time you can play and replay. All of theese are fantasy RPG and i am a huge fantasy RPG player and have all titles above mentioned. These would've been my choices any of the 3 would've worked , if you want me to explain please ask im sending a friend request fellow gamer and rare beat of gamer girl

TES : Online
Final Fantasy 7
Dragon age 2 or 3 if it was released by then
User avatar #43 to #42 - simplygabriele ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
I haven't fiddled with TES:Online yet, but I expect it to be at least worth a try. I wasn't so sure about the faction-only territories and I have doubts about how they'll implement crafting into the game. There's also the thing about only one potion slot, which I find rather bizarre, especially since I usually end up playing some sort of a spellsword, so I'd need both magicka and health, even putting aside all the special effect potions.

I've heard a lot of good things about Dragon age 2, but I haven't gotten my hands on it, so I couldn't really judge it. And Final Fantasy... I don't know, I'd want to start with the first one, but the series never really caught my attention.

I know one game out of your list I really wouldn't pick. Halo. I just don't really like shooters, especially "that" kind of shooters. I enjoyed games with shooter elements like Mass Effect or Dead Space, but in my opinion, they offer a lot more in story and gameplay than just shooting.
User avatar #44 to #43 - afrikaner (04/05/2013) [-]
if i wasnt already engaged i would've said im in love but seeing that i am , your awesome Halo was in there to see what you say , like i said im a hardcore RPG fantasy gamer and i only play games like my list . TES online has a lot of potential and is currently in BETA so hopefully they will see the problems before releasing it fully. Dragon age 2 has recently reached my number 1 spot on total hours played it is really one of the best and im looking forward to number 3 which looks like just brilliant.
User avatar #45 to #44 - simplygabriele ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
I'm married, so we're good. XD

Eh, my top game is Skyrim: 1101 hours. But yeah, I'm trying TES Online when it comes out.
User avatar #46 to #45 - afrikaner (04/08/2013) [-]
Online is already in BETA so you can play it now . Uhmmm im not gonna say may hours cause that is just sad but lets say it this way on skyrim i had 5 characters with individual levels of 76 , 64 , 51 , 28 and 26 Tank , Tank , Rogue , Mage and a random character to play the expansions i got. Now on my 5 th play trough of Dragon Age 2 i have exceeded my play time of Skyrim.
#26 - andrewld (03/15/2013) [-]
Thanks for accepting my friend request :)
User avatar #27 to #26 - simplygabriele ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]
No biggie.
#28 to #27 - andrewld (03/23/2013) [-]
lol thanks, so... you play games?
User avatar #29 to #28 - simplygabriele ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
No! GAMING IS SINFUL!
User avatar #30 to #29 - simplygabriele ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
But yeah, of course I play video games.
#32 to #30 - andrewld (03/25/2013) [-]
ah, what types of games?
User avatar #33 to #32 - simplygabriele ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
RPGs, some MMORPGs, Roguelikes. If talking about titles:Elder Scrolls series, all 3 Diablos (hated the third game), Mass Effect, Dwarf Fortress, UnReal World, Secret World, Dragon Age...
#34 to #33 - andrewld (03/27/2013) [-]
I ****** love Mass Effect 3!! I've never played Elder Scrolls tho, how is it?
User avatar #35 to #34 - simplygabriele ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Mass Effect 3? Are you serious? The most terrible game ending in the history of modern gaming?

And it's kind of weird to meet a person who's never played Elder Scroll.s Most have at least tried Skyrim or Oblivion.
#36 to #35 - andrewld (03/27/2013) [-]
Lol i meant to say the mass effect series. And the Mass Effect 3 ending wasn't THAT bad, lol

And yeah, i know, i feel ashamed :/ I dont know why, i just never found it that interesting, but how is it?

User avatar #37 to #36 - simplygabriele ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Well, I really like Elder Scrolls. A lot of old fans didn't enjoy Skyrim, but it's so modable, that I think anyone can find something they really enjoy. Don't know about ES:Online, but I'm willing to give it a chance.
#38 to #37 - andrewld (03/28/2013) [-]
Well hey, at least a meme was able to come out of skyrim, lol. Maybe one day, ill give it a chance, once i get the time and money.

You got a favorite band?
User avatar #39 to #38 - simplygabriele ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
Not really, but if I had to pick one it would be Jazzu.
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User avatar #11 - guswut (02/27/2013) [-]
Hey, if I show up naked at your place tonight, will you get offended if I just want to play MineCraft and snuggle?
#12 to #11 - simplygabriele ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
There will be pain.
There will be pain.
User avatar #13 to #12 - guswut (02/27/2013) [-]
Again? Well, it has been nearly a week, after all, so I guess it is about time. But... But... COCOA BEANS!

And is it just me, or does this site have one of the more annoying CAPTCHA systems to date, eh? And it doesn't even cut down on the retard population, too!
User avatar #14 to #13 - simplygabriele ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
You're going to do the math and ENJOY IT.
User avatar #16 to #14 - guswut (02/27/2013) [-]
But mathematics is why I have an exobrain! Also, what the hell is this bollocks... It looks like an eight got its head smashed in by a crazy fi--- No, wait, that's a three. You know, maybe, just maybe, I'm not actually human and as such, it makes perfect sense why this is catching (kekekekek) me up, eh?
User avatar #8 - masterboll (02/26/2013) [-]
will you be posting tits?
#10 to #8 - simplygabriele ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
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#17 to #10 - masterboll (02/27/2013) [-]
if youre dead then you cant resist
#18 to #17 - simplygabriele ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
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#19 to #18 - masterboll (02/27/2013) [-]
not in the modern world
not in the modern world
#20 to #19 - simplygabriele ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
Tell me about it.
#22 to #21 - simplygabriele ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
Well played.
Well played.
User avatar #23 to #22 - masterboll (02/27/2013) [-]
now i wait for the sex
#24 to #23 - simplygabriele ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
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