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Gender: female
Age: 22
Steam Profile: simply_gabriele
Consoles Owned: PC Master Race
Video Games Played: RPGs, Rogue-likes
Interests: Gaming, discussions, literature, art
Date Signed Up:11/02/2011
Last Login:9/19/2014
Location:California
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#67 - I must ask... Why?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2013 on Oh you! XD 0
#69 - clockworkhearts (05/18/2013) [-]
For science
#66 - Exactly! It's impossible, no matter what your butt size is. Yo… 05/17/2013 on Oh you! XD +1
#2 - I never got this. Why is it "inconsiderate" or a &qu…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/17/2013 on Oh you! XD +17
User avatar #26 - cryingchicken (05/17/2013) [-]
Plus it really pisses me off when 300lb bitches be like "omg i nearly fell in hurr"... Hoe! Your fat-ass don't fit down there, stop lying to yourself.
User avatar #66 - simplygabriele (05/17/2013) [-]
Exactly! It's impossible, no matter what your butt size is. You just plop your ass on the cold porcelain and that's the end of the story. Exactly why no one ever says that they actually "fell in" and got their ass wet.
#14 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (05/17/2013) [-]
i love you for this. i never once thought about it this way and as a man i feel retarded for not thinking of this. be my new bestfriend. i will make you the sandwich if you are woman or man for this
#33 - I feel you there. On one side of my family I have rabid commun… 05/12/2013 on Old fashioned clothes +2
#2 - HAVE to? Why not just, you know, get some sheets and …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/07/2013 on sweating at night.. +16
#5 - snakefire (05/08/2013) [-]
Scorched'
User avatar #4 - mynameiskeanu (05/07/2013) [-]
You displeased this man's intelligence, go back whence you came.
#9 - You made my insides boil with unquenchable hatred and rage. … 05/07/2013 on Are you ready for rustlin'? +1
#7 - I absolutely agree with the ********* this double… 05/07/2013 on Are you ready for rustlin'? +1
#21 - Same, especially since you can get great deals during the sales. 05/02/2013 on CISPA (link in desc) 0
#18 - I agree with your comments and logic. I have no problem paying…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2013 on CISPA (link in desc) +2
User avatar #20 - numbersixtyseven (05/01/2013) [-]
I have not downloaded a single pirated game since I got Steam.

Hell, I even bought Dragon Age Origins, plus expansions, despite having played the game 5 times at that point already.
User avatar #21 - simplygabriele (05/02/2013) [-]
Same, especially since you can get great deals during the sales.
#29 - Because my comment was obviously serious. I just foun… 04/30/2013 on Two categories of girls 0
#4 - Well, you're not going to achieve anything with that attitude. 04/28/2013 on You've got to be kidding... 0
#27 - No, I've never watched doctor who. Sorry, buddy. 04/27/2013 on Two categories of girls -1
#548 - The term is egalitarian.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2013 on Don't be that girl. 0
User avatar #552 - irishhappyposter (04/26/2013) [-]
thank you
#547 - Absolutely. Especially when all the attention given to sex-cri… 04/26/2013 on Don't be that girl. 0
#11 - So, either way, men are going to be butthurt about women. If t…  [+] (14 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Two categories of girls +5
User avatar #28 - dudda (04/30/2013) [-]
This was obviously not meant to be taken seriously...
User avatar #29 - simplygabriele (04/30/2013) [-]
Because my comment was obviously serious.

I just found the supposed logic funny.
#23 - anonymous (04/26/2013) [-]
I request a glimpse of thy bosoms, however, if such requests cannot be satisfied then please vacate thyself from these premises.
#22 - anonymous (04/26/2013) [-]
You ony got thumbs because we wanna see your tits so get to it.
#21 - anonymous (04/26/2013) [-]
Shutup, show your tits already.
#20 - anonymous (04/26/2013) [-]
Im just a simple girl you know? Im not like most girls, if a guy wants to play games i will let him and make sandwiches and internet stuff loloXDDD Thats rte guys i know internet sayings and i like doctor who and all those other shit shows that are popular on this shit site.
#19 - anonymous (04/26/2013) [-]
OI M8, U BETA SHOW YE TITS YA LITTLE GANGA, DONT FUKN GIVE ME YA INTERNET TALK EITHER I DUN WANNA HEAR IT, SHOW ME THEM THINGS NOW OR GET THE FUCK OUT BITCH@!!!!
#18 - anonymous (04/26/2013) [-]
I bet money that you like doctor who, you seem like the type of person to take interest in shows that you think makes you inteligent, you like dr who dont ya? You think you are smart dont you? Hmm?
User avatar #27 - simplygabriele (04/27/2013) [-]
No, I've never watched doctor who. Sorry, buddy.
#17 - anonymous (04/26/2013) [-]
HMPH, IM A SKINNY WHITE MALE TEEN WITH RICH PARENTS, I DONT LIKE THE WAY THAT STOOPID ANON BELOW IS TREATING THIS POTENTIAL GIRLFRIEND, I BETTER SHOW HER I CARE FOR HER BY THUMBING HIM DOWN AND REPLYING WITH A WITTY REBUTTAL SO SHE TAKES INTEREST IN ME EVEN THOUGH THAT WONT HAPPEN AND I WILL STAY A KISSLESS VIRGIN FOR LIFE BECAUSE IM A MASSIVE HOMO PIECE OF SHIT.
#16 - anonymous (04/26/2013) [-]
IM A LE INTERNET WISE GURL, I LIEK LE MEMES ND GAMEZ ND I SAY STUFF LIKE 'BUTTHURT' BECUZ IM SOOOOOO INTERNET WISE LOLOXDDD!!! I ALSO LIEK ART ND LITERATURE, I R SMART WOMEN UNLIKE DUMB BITCHES DAT SOCIALIZE OMG DEY R SO DUMB RITE GUYZ????!!!! I PUT A SEDUCTIVE PICTUR OV ME ON A MALE DOMINATED SITE SO IC AN GET SUM ATTENTION EVEN THOUGH THIS ISNTFACEBOOK, I SHOULD SHOW MY TITS ND GET THa FUCK OUT.
#15 - anonymous (04/26/2013) [-]
LE PC MASTER RACE LOLOXDDD@@@@@!!!!!
#14 - anonymous (04/26/2013) [-]
OMG IM SO GAMUR GURL OMG MY INTERESTS R GAMING I PLAYED POKEMON ONCE OMG GAMEZ R SO KEWL@@@XDD@RFWF
#13 - anonymous (04/26/2013) [-]
Tits or gtfo.
#207 - Amen. I rage so hard at feminists who throw the word rape arou…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2013 on Don't be that girl. +1
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User avatar #547 - simplygabriele (04/26/2013) [-]
Absolutely. Especially when all the attention given to sex-crimes is always pointed at female victims. They absolutely ignore female on male rape (either because they really believe that men are "disgusting pigs", that literally always want sex from everyone, or simply because they don't want to accept the fact that women are just as physically and emotionally violent as men are, especially in relationships). Sexually assaulted boys and men are usually just told to man up and tough it out or otherwise tucked away from view. Girls and women get all the support, cause apparently THEIR lives were ruined, only they are emotionally shattered. That implies that women are emotionally and mentally weaker or at least they're expected to be so. If not, why would they need the special treatment, when males get nothing or close to nothing?

I think it is a remnant of more well defined gender roles. But feminists are doing nothing to dispel it. They just make bullshit assault accusations (I've seen rants from feminists about how they need to walk in groups, cause otherwise they're assaulted. And by that they mean, some guy smiles at them and asks their number, or other small-talk.). It has become more of a "I'M A WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR YOU MALE SCUM!" screaming match than any kind of movement.
#192 - Picture 04/25/2013 on Don't be that girl. 0
#35 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 04/25/2013 on Don't be that girl. +2
#97 - jjvoodoo (04/25/2013) [-]
#52 - intrepidy (04/25/2013) [-]
I enjoyed this comment. Pretend i'm not lazy and i clapped. Then pretend you heard it.
#192 - simplygabriele (04/25/2013) [-]
#2 - My head teacher in middle school was like that. Gods,… 04/25/2013 on Every damn day... 0
#17 - YES. Holy **** , yes.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/25/2013 on Don't be that girl. +2
#27 - jjvoodoo (04/25/2013) [-]
#35 - simplygabriele (04/25/2013) [-]
#97 - jjvoodoo (04/25/2013) [-]
#52 - intrepidy (04/25/2013) [-]
I enjoyed this comment. Pretend i'm not lazy and i clapped. Then pretend you heard it.
#192 - simplygabriele (04/25/2013) [-]
#39 - Amen! It makes me want to hump all day, everyday. And…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Scumbag Uterus +1
User avatar #58 - puppyfood (04/24/2013) [-]
Hi, my name is Duane, I'm going to need your number, for reasons.
#43 - shazzshabam (04/23/2013) [-]
Yep, also makes everything more sensitive I find.
#7 - >Made a new Dead Frontier character. >Females and m…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Can relate. +1
#17 - spiderfan (04/23/2013) [-]
Simply put: He is a male, and as such he has two heads. The only problem is that he only has enough blood to run one at a time. It's a common flaw with most of us, and we usually do a pretty good job of ignoring it.


Please not the example pic.


Hope this helps.
User avatar #192 - spiderfan (04/24/2013) [-]
*Note*
#205 - Haven't seen that, but I've heard (and participated in) a lot … 04/22/2013 on womyns 0
#7 - Am I the only one who thinks it's simply wet boards? And not w… 04/14/2013 on Murder on Google maps! 0
#21 - I agree. And the dishonor part, especially the whole lot about… 04/13/2013 on Anti-Feminist 0
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User avatar #40 - afrikaner (04/03/2013) [-]
Quick question

Lost on a desert island you strangely stumble apon a monster big screen and all consoles available and a massive computer system a magical creature appears and gives you the games below as choices and you can only choose one . You will end up playing this game till the end of time what will your choice be ?

(any of the series)
T.E.S
Zelda
Might and Magic
Final Fantasy
Dragon Age
Dragons Dogma
Darksiders
Lost Souls
Dungeon Siege
Halo
Diablo
Mass Affect
Fable
Prototype



This will affect my opinion of you if you choose one of the 3 i like you would get a friend request which means nothing

Random weird post of the day done :)
User avatar #41 to #40 - simplygabriele (04/03/2013) [-]
It's not a quick question it's on of the existential debates of this century!

Anyway, first I'd have to narrow it down to the games I like and have played and that offer at least some replayability with different paths and choices. So for me it would be T.E.S, Dragon Age, Diablo and Mass Effect.

Now, again, I go back to replayability. Diablo (I'd choose Diablo II: Lord of Destruction) has probably the lowest amount of replayability from my choices. Of course, there are different characters and builds to try, but the game itself is extremely linear, so I think I'd have to pass.

Mass Effect has the huge problem of being a trilogy, so having only one of the games would be rather annoying. Aside from that, it has a pretty low level of replayability too, in my opinion. The main differences are the paragon/renegade/mixed paths and whether you try to ensure your teams survival or let them die. After 3-4 playthroughs you'd have nothing to do.

Dragon age (Dragon Age: Origins - Ultimate Edition is the only one I have and I LOVED it) has similar problems - while there the differences of race/birth circumstances and you can have the different romantic possibilities, it would run dry after about 6 full playthroughs.

So I think I'd have to go with T.E.S. Now, there's the problem of which one to choose. The one I've played most is Skyrim. Sadly, I'd only pick it if I could have all the mods of my choice. If not, I'd go with Oblivion. I've tried Morrowind, and it's a very expansive game, but I just couldn't get over the clunky game engine. So, sad face.

Other than the games you mentioned I'd consider Vampire: the Masquerade Bloodlines and Minecraft.

User avatar #42 to #41 - afrikaner (04/04/2013) [-]
Great answer and you deserve the title of gamer im very impressed , your answer itself is very narrow however as you explained you haven't played them all . TES is a great choice in regards to the amount of time you can play and replay. All of theese are fantasy RPG and i am a huge fantasy RPG player and have all titles above mentioned. These would've been my choices any of the 3 would've worked , if you want me to explain please ask im sending a friend request fellow gamer and rare beat of gamer girl

TES : Online
Final Fantasy 7
Dragon age 2 or 3 if it was released by then
User avatar #43 to #42 - simplygabriele (04/04/2013) [-]
I haven't fiddled with TES:Online yet, but I expect it to be at least worth a try. I wasn't so sure about the faction-only territories and I have doubts about how they'll implement crafting into the game. There's also the thing about only one potion slot, which I find rather bizarre, especially since I usually end up playing some sort of a spellsword, so I'd need both magicka and health, even putting aside all the special effect potions.

I've heard a lot of good things about Dragon age 2, but I haven't gotten my hands on it, so I couldn't really judge it. And Final Fantasy... I don't know, I'd want to start with the first one, but the series never really caught my attention.

I know one game out of your list I really wouldn't pick. Halo. I just don't really like shooters, especially "that" kind of shooters. I enjoyed games with shooter elements like Mass Effect or Dead Space, but in my opinion, they offer a lot more in story and gameplay than just shooting.
User avatar #44 to #43 - afrikaner (04/05/2013) [-]
if i wasnt already engaged i would've said im in love but seeing that i am , your awesome Halo was in there to see what you say , like i said im a hardcore RPG fantasy gamer and i only play games like my list . TES online has a lot of potential and is currently in BETA so hopefully they will see the problems before releasing it fully. Dragon age 2 has recently reached my number 1 spot on total hours played it is really one of the best and im looking forward to number 3 which looks like just brilliant.
User avatar #45 to #44 - simplygabriele (04/05/2013) [-]
I'm married, so we're good. XD

Eh, my top game is Skyrim: 1101 hours. But yeah, I'm trying TES Online when it comes out.
User avatar #46 to #45 - afrikaner (04/08/2013) [-]
Online is already in BETA so you can play it now . Uhmmm im not gonna say may hours cause that is just sad but lets say it this way on skyrim i had 5 characters with individual levels of 76 , 64 , 51 , 28 and 26 Tank , Tank , Rogue , Mage and a random character to play the expansions i got. Now on my 5 th play trough of Dragon Age 2 i have exceeded my play time of Skyrim.
#26 - andrewld (03/15/2013) [-]
Thanks for accepting my friend request :)
User avatar #27 to #26 - simplygabriele (03/15/2013) [-]
No biggie.
#28 to #27 - andrewld (03/23/2013) [-]
lol thanks, so... you play games?
User avatar #29 to #28 - simplygabriele (03/23/2013) [-]
No! GAMING IS SINFUL!
User avatar #30 to #29 - simplygabriele (03/23/2013) [-]
But yeah, of course I play video games.
#32 to #30 - andrewld (03/25/2013) [-]
ah, what types of games?
User avatar #33 to #32 - simplygabriele (03/25/2013) [-]
RPGs, some MMORPGs, Roguelikes. If talking about titles:Elder Scrolls series, all 3 Diablos (hated the third game), Mass Effect, Dwarf Fortress, UnReal World, Secret World, Dragon Age...
#34 to #33 - andrewld (03/27/2013) [-]
I ****** love Mass Effect 3!! I've never played Elder Scrolls tho, how is it?
User avatar #35 to #34 - simplygabriele (03/27/2013) [-]
Mass Effect 3? Are you serious? The most terrible game ending in the history of modern gaming?

And it's kind of weird to meet a person who's never played Elder Scroll.s Most have at least tried Skyrim or Oblivion.
#36 to #35 - andrewld (03/27/2013) [-]
Lol i meant to say the mass effect series. And the Mass Effect 3 ending wasn't THAT bad, lol

And yeah, i know, i feel ashamed :/ I dont know why, i just never found it that interesting, but how is it?

User avatar #37 to #36 - simplygabriele (03/27/2013) [-]
Well, I really like Elder Scrolls. A lot of old fans didn't enjoy Skyrim, but it's so modable, that I think anyone can find something they really enjoy. Don't know about ES:Online, but I'm willing to give it a chance.
#38 to #37 - andrewld (03/28/2013) [-]
Well hey, at least a meme was able to come out of skyrim, lol. Maybe one day, ill give it a chance, once i get the time and money.

You got a favorite band?
User avatar #39 to #38 - simplygabriele (03/28/2013) [-]
Not really, but if I had to pick one it would be Jazzu.
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User avatar #11 - guswut (02/27/2013) [-]
Hey, if I show up naked at your place tonight, will you get offended if I just want to play MineCraft and snuggle?
#12 to #11 - simplygabriele (02/27/2013) [-]
There will be pain.
There will be pain.
User avatar #13 to #12 - guswut (02/27/2013) [-]
Again? Well, it has been nearly a week, after all, so I guess it is about time. But... But... COCOA BEANS!

And is it just me, or does this site have one of the more annoying CAPTCHA systems to date, eh? And it doesn't even cut down on the retard population, too!
User avatar #14 to #13 - simplygabriele (02/27/2013) [-]
You're going to do the math and ENJOY IT.
User avatar #16 to #14 - guswut (02/27/2013) [-]
But mathematics is why I have an exobrain! Also, what the hell is this bollocks... It looks like an eight got its head smashed in by a crazy fi--- No, wait, that's a three. You know, maybe, just maybe, I'm not actually human and as such, it makes perfect sense why this is catching (kekekekek) me up, eh?
User avatar #8 - masterboll (02/26/2013) [-]
will you be posting tits?
#17 to #10 - masterboll (02/27/2013) [-]
if youre dead then you cant resist
#19 to #18 - masterboll (02/27/2013) [-]
not in the modern world
not in the modern world
#20 to #19 - simplygabriele (02/27/2013) [-]
Tell me about it.
#22 to #21 - simplygabriele (02/27/2013) [-]
Well played.
Well played.
User avatar #23 to #22 - masterboll (02/27/2013) [-]
now i wait for the sex
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