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- Where the **** are you going to school, cause here I am going …
Did you do your fafsa?
Only recently available (green card). As far as I've been informed, wouldn't make it anywhere near "only a buspass". Especially if I go not just by the word of councilors, but other students in my college I've talked to.
I mean, good on you, if that's the way it is, was just surprised.
Oh, and poor.
You have to be a California resident and US citizen for a period of time. It's called the bog waiver. Automatically submitted through fafsa. I pay around 50 a semester. I go to SBCC but someone I know got UCSB paid for.
not through bog waiver
You don't have to be a citizen for FAFSA, just a permanent resident, but I'll look into the waiver, thanks.
I know my husband's brother managed to twist and turn into finishing Berkeley without debt, but he was extraordinarily lucky in work study offers, scholarships, and had been saving up every scrap of cash since god damn kindergarten rolled in, so he was a bit out of the norm,.
Don't go to Berkeley, they get 4b for 30k students and do jack shit.
I don't actually now much about Berkeley, I'm just jaded because UCSB get some much less money but does so much more
The fafsa is a looser way to get the bog waiver, if you didn't get it then you don't qualify for some reason. Fafsa doesn't state their amended requirements.
Right now it's basically badly timed, I should qualify next year.
I wish you luck.
2K TUITION AND YOU'RE FUCKING COMPLAINING?!
- Yeah, that happens, but it requires movement. Since this girl …
- You'd be amazed what a good pantyhose can keep hidden.
- Damn right. Remember going to a friend's party in a skirt. End…
I hope EVERYONE saw your balls.
Plus there's the fabric itself, right? My ex first wore a new dress at a formal-ish opera night and she had to shuffle around during the aftershow because it kept climbing. I'm not sure what the fabric was, though.
Yeah, that happens, but it requires movement. Since this girl was sitting down, it's not getting any friction or static, she's just uncomfortable and trying to ensure that no one gets a peek.
I hope no one saw your balls.
You'd be amazed what a good pantyhose can keep hidden.
- I'd add that it's not like people have an "interest"…
- Please, no, that's a book of nightmares. Dear god, spare yours…
Sext Roleplaying Turned DnD...
- As a foreigner, I can tell that it is at the very least weird.…
I end up accidentally imitating how they pronounce certain things. Heck, even when it's not a foreigner my mind just changes mode and makes me talk slightly differently if, for example, they're wearing a cowboy hat.
I do this somewhat. I've read somewhere its because I've lived in a lot of areas with different local accents, so I tend to default to whichever accent I feel will make the people I'm with the most comfortable.
- What does this have to do with the claim that "a girl org…
- And you can come without squirting, enjoy sex without coming, …
well i mean it's not the same kindda squirting but id still call the action squirting since thats the closest explanation of what happens when the cum "squirts out". Its just a smaller hole compared to a bigger hole so it doesnt spread out as much for a guy.
It's always "men don't understand women" when I find more women agreeing with statements men make about how easy women have it.
Then women try to say how men have it better and what they bring up is either trivial, untrue, or grossly misinformed. You really don't understand men.
What does this have to do with the claim that "a girl orgasm is basically pee anyway"? It isn't. Female orgasm =/= women squirting. Squirting is generally the result of vaginal g spot stimulation, but even then it's not guaranteed. Majority of women come more quickly, of exclusively, from clitoral stimulation, which is very unlikely to make the woman squirt. So, in short, most female orgasms do not involve squirting, and thus urine is entirely not in that conversation.
It's not "oh you don't understand the female mystique and struggle" bullshit, it's just being misinformed on physical reality of a bodily function.
But go on, anon, let your rant out, vent away on unrelated comments.
- Oh buuuuurn.
When someone on FJ...
m8 you and I still talk.
I blocked murrlogic because he's a troll.
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