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- Please, no, that's a book of nightmares. Dear god, spare yours…
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- As a foreigner, I can tell that it is at the very least weird.…
I end up accidentally imitating how they pronounce certain things. Heck, even when it's not a foreigner my mind just changes mode and makes me talk slightly differently if, for example, they're wearing a cowboy hat.
I do this somewhat. I've read somewhere its because I've lived in a lot of areas with different local accents, so I tend to default to whichever accent I feel will make the people I'm with the most comfortable.
- What does this have to do with the claim that "a girl org…
- And you can come without squirting, enjoy sex without coming, …
well i mean it's not the same kindda squirting but id still call the action squirting since thats the closest explanation of what happens when the cum "squirts out". Its just a smaller hole compared to a bigger hole so it doesnt spread out as much for a guy.
It's always "men don't understand women" when I find more women agreeing with statements men make about how easy women have it.
Then women try to say how men have it better and what they bring up is either trivial, untrue, or grossly misinformed. You really don't understand men.
What does this have to do with the claim that "a girl orgasm is basically pee anyway"? It isn't. Female orgasm =/= women squirting. Squirting is generally the result of vaginal g spot stimulation, but even then it's not guaranteed. Majority of women come more quickly, of exclusively, from clitoral stimulation, which is very unlikely to make the woman squirt. So, in short, most female orgasms do not involve squirting, and thus urine is entirely not in that conversation.
It's not "oh you don't understand the female mystique and struggle" bullshit, it's just being misinformed on physical reality of a bodily function.
But go on, anon, let your rant out, vent away on unrelated comments.
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m8 you and I still talk.
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- What? How is that the case?
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
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