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Gender: female
Age: 23
Steam Profile: simply_gabriele
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Video Games Played: RPGs, Rogue-likes
Interests: Gaming, discussions, literature, art
Date Signed Up:11/02/2011
Last Login:5/28/2015
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#5 - All hail Gygax. You cannot mistreat his sentinels. 08/10/2014 on Dice Shaming -1
#44 - Nah, there was something about how women in disney are not ind…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2014 on tumblr feminist. +1
User avatar #45 - timmywankenobi (05/14/2014) [-]
oh okay .
#31 - Dude, everyone gets the red bear mad. The bear has an…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2014 on fucking GENIOUS +12
User avatar #32 - konradkurze (05/01/2014) [-]
thats russia for you
theyre a feisty people, but given the shit theyve been through (half caused by others, half self inflicted) yeah that kinda explains it
#29 - Oh, ok. Make sure to never buy condoms either cause you're &qu…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2014 on You're welcome and good luck! +3
User avatar #30 - twofreegerbils (03/30/2014) [-]
no u
#3 - I have to ask what kind of edition/spin off were you playing t…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2014 on Since everyone is posting... 0
#5 - tomjay (03/13/2014) [-]
Well, as I mentioned, we were playind DrD (Draci doupe - it literally tanslates to "Dragon's lair"), which is a czech version of D&D - we don't have translated version of D&D in my country (although I played D&D based off the english rules a few times in here).

Anyway, the combat system is a bit simplified, since you roll only once d6 for any weapon. Your weapon has a "attack number" stat which you add to the roll, adding the strength modifier aswell (for the melee weapons, for ranged you add the agility modifier). The defender rolls d6 aswell and adds his "defense number" stat, which is base off agility and armor. If you manage to hit, you deal the damage that "got through" (for example, if your roll 5 and have an attack modifier of +3, and your oponent rolls 2 and has a defense modifier +3, you deal three damage). There's also a "damage number" stat that some weapons have (it can also be negative), which essentially midfies the damage received. Weapons, that are easy to hit with (sabers, for example) have high "attack number" and (often) negative damage "number", weapons that are harder to land a hit, but when you do it hurts (axes, clubs) have lower "attack number" but larger "damage number". There are also some weapons that grant you boost to your "defense number" (such as polearms and dual weapons).

Anywho, if you roll six, it is a critical hit and you are able to roll again and add that up to your previous roll(s). It can lead to ridiculous crits on attack and defense, when you roll several sixes, and this can prove quite a problem early in the game where most characters have low hp and thus even a weak creature with a lucky roll is able to one-shot one of the players. But usually PJs (the DrD version of DM) moderate that somehow, so there is not too much unnecessary wipes.

Last thing, there are different races in DrD. The hobbits kinda substitute the halflings, you got "krolls" instead of half-orcs (essentially the same), you got the "barbarian" race (which are the stronger, tougher, dumber and uglier version of humans) and kuduks (which are a racial cross between dwarfs and hobbits).
#8 - Rare **** , but I've witnessed it once. "Oh, I'm so…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/03/2014 on I'm a Virgo +51
User avatar #27 - karlKroenen (03/03/2014) [-]
A chick in one of my classes said something like that. Like, "My sons a cancer so yeah, they get along."
It infuriates me how some people think that the day that you were born and the planetary alignment at that point in time somehow determines your personality, and what it will be for the rest of your life.
User avatar #25 - rainbowrush (03/03/2014) [-]
I'm a Lion, and also male. Quite fitting, I'm extremely lazy and make other people bring me food as in order pizza
User avatar #21 - jmmora (03/03/2014) [-]
i thought the artistics and expresive were Pisces
User avatar #9 - sciencexplain (03/03/2014) [-]
I'm a virgo and I'm unartistic as shit. The closest I get to artistic is that I play the guitar. That ain't much at all.
#380 - Time and place. Try chatting her up when she's done, getting h…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2014 on Proper Gym Etiquette (OC) 0
User avatar #384 - thegamefaceman (02/04/2014) [-]
Well I don't know why anyone would talk to someone on a machine. All I'm saying is if she's doing a gentle jog and you're on a tready next to her, why not strike up a conversation?
#109 - Yes, only the top part. The G spot is only a couple of centime…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2014 on They took our JERBS!!!! 0
User avatar #285 - sweetellie (01/18/2014) [-]
Seems like this "out of this world experience" is a lot more trouble than it's worth.
#101 - You're not supposed to fit it inside. The little "hand&qu…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/17/2014 on They took our JERBS!!!! +3
User avatar #103 - sweetellie (01/17/2014) [-]
So that top part goes in? Still too big for me.
User avatar #109 - simplygabriele (01/17/2014) [-]
Yes, only the top part. The G spot is only a couple of centimeters in, at the "top" wall of your lady parts, it's made to fit snuggly against that.

And that is likely, I had a load of problems as a virgin while using tampons, even the 'mini' ones, so I get your problem you might just have to wait for your 'out of this world' experience.
User avatar #285 - sweetellie (01/18/2014) [-]
Seems like this "out of this world experience" is a lot more trouble than it's worth.
#46 - I get that view, but then it would be illogical to assert that… 01/04/2014 on Good Guy Satan +1
#9 - How about no. That's a pretty large dog. And those chocolate …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2014 on Drunk puppy +2
User avatar #18 - cottage (01/03/2014) [-]
You get a thumb for defending me.
#5 - Sure, though natural selection is already taken care of. Just …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2014 on Brothering done right +2
#9 - Absolute Madman (01/02/2014) [-]
We waste money on their benefits
#16 - Absolute Madman (01/02/2014) [-]
Did anyone else feel sick hearing that?
#7 - Exactly. I can't say I like the artist or the song, really, bu… 12/29/2013 on No means yes? 0
#62 - I made the mistake of buying a box of those once. So I just to… 12/23/2013 on ahhh, good o'l mitt! 0
#205 - Exactly. I had pretty bad acne during my entire teenage years,… 12/18/2013 on The Lies! 0
#14 - Exactly. It's not just little mistakes too. "Madisonal&qu… 12/17/2013 on Irony 0
#31 - Yep. I do believe the same argument fits this nonsense just a… 11/30/2013 on Still no hoverboards 0
#9 - ... So, she wants to dress in androgynous or even masculine cl…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/30/2013 on Still no hoverboards +10
User avatar #28 - mchurtstab (11/30/2013) [-]
Dave Chapelle on how women dress.
i believe youre refering to the end of this
User avatar #31 - simplygabriele (11/30/2013) [-]
Yep. I do believe the same argument fits this nonsense just as nicely.
#37 - You mean "Ich spreche Deutsch."  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2013 on College these days 0
User avatar #205 - strikingeight (11/27/2013) [-]
Still learning. XD
#29 - Ok. Thanks.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2013 on College these days 0
#30 - goodadventures (11/27/2013) [-]
#28 - No worries, just sharing what my relatives would toss at me. …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/27/2013 on College these days 0
User avatar #31 - strikingeight (11/27/2013) [-]
Ich sprechen Deutsche, Je parle Francais, Ya govoryu na Russkom.
User avatar #37 - simplygabriele (11/27/2013) [-]
You mean "Ich spreche Deutsch."
User avatar #205 - strikingeight (11/27/2013) [-]
Still learning. XD
#26 - Is it, really? I always adored archaeology, but it always look…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/27/2013 on College these days 0
User avatar #153 - anfridofbenthall (11/27/2013) [-]
Archaeology is to be fair, it pays nothing unless you go into lecturing or teaching. History is useful however, many lawyers and solicitors have degree's in History.
User avatar #27 - goodadventures (11/27/2013) [-]
you're pretty.
#29 - simplygabriele (11/27/2013) [-]
Ok. Thanks.
#30 - goodadventures (11/27/2013) [-]
#24 - There is, especially if you manage to achieve great fluency in…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/27/2013 on College these days 0
User avatar #25 - strikingeight (11/27/2013) [-]
Thanks, man.
User avatar #28 - simplygabriele (11/27/2013) [-]
No worries, just sharing what my relatives would toss at me.

Just consider that the so called "easiest" languages like Spanish or French have lower demand as there are so many people who speak it comparatively well as their foreign language. While they are great when combined with others, by themselves they aren't going to give you great job opportunities unless you have a literary degree or something similar.
User avatar #31 - strikingeight (11/27/2013) [-]
Ich sprechen Deutsche, Je parle Francais, Ya govoryu na Russkom.
User avatar #37 - simplygabriele (11/27/2013) [-]
You mean "Ich spreche Deutsch."
User avatar #205 - strikingeight (11/27/2013) [-]
Still learning. XD
#468 - I've pulled "what what in the butt butt" line after … 11/22/2013 on Awkward Sexual Experiences... 0
#5 - Comment deleted  [+] (11 new replies) 11/19/2013 on To the bible +4
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User avatar #40 - afrikaner (04/03/2013) [-]
Quick question

Lost on a desert island you strangely stumble apon a monster big screen and all consoles available and a massive computer system a magical creature appears and gives you the games below as choices and you can only choose one . You will end up playing this game till the end of time what will your choice be ?

(any of the series)
Might and Magic
Final Fantasy
Dragon Age
Dragons Dogma
Lost Souls
Dungeon Siege
Mass Affect

This will affect my opinion of you if you choose one of the 3 i like you would get a friend request which means nothing

Random weird post of the day done :)
User avatar #41 to #40 - simplygabriele (04/03/2013) [-]
It's not a quick question it's on of the existential debates of this century!

Anyway, first I'd have to narrow it down to the games I like and have played and that offer at least some replayability with different paths and choices. So for me it would be T.E.S, Dragon Age, Diablo and Mass Effect.

Now, again, I go back to replayability. Diablo (I'd choose Diablo II: Lord of Destruction) has probably the lowest amount of replayability from my choices. Of course, there are different characters and builds to try, but the game itself is extremely linear, so I think I'd have to pass.

Mass Effect has the huge problem of being a trilogy, so having only one of the games would be rather annoying. Aside from that, it has a pretty low level of replayability too, in my opinion. The main differences are the paragon/renegade/mixed paths and whether you try to ensure your teams survival or let them die. After 3-4 playthroughs you'd have nothing to do.

Dragon age (Dragon Age: Origins - Ultimate Edition is the only one I have and I LOVED it) has similar problems - while there the differences of race/birth circumstances and you can have the different romantic possibilities, it would run dry after about 6 full playthroughs.

So I think I'd have to go with T.E.S. Now, there's the problem of which one to choose. The one I've played most is Skyrim. Sadly, I'd only pick it if I could have all the mods of my choice. If not, I'd go with Oblivion. I've tried Morrowind, and it's a very expansive game, but I just couldn't get over the clunky game engine. So, sad face.

Other than the games you mentioned I'd consider Vampire: the Masquerade Bloodlines and Minecraft.

User avatar #42 to #41 - afrikaner (04/04/2013) [-]
Great answer and you deserve the title of gamer im very impressed , your answer itself is very narrow however as you explained you haven't played them all . TES is a great choice in regards to the amount of time you can play and replay. All of theese are fantasy RPG and i am a huge fantasy RPG player and have all titles above mentioned. These would've been my choices any of the 3 would've worked , if you want me to explain please ask im sending a friend request fellow gamer and rare beat of gamer girl

TES : Online
Final Fantasy 7
Dragon age 2 or 3 if it was released by then
User avatar #43 to #42 - simplygabriele (04/04/2013) [-]
I haven't fiddled with TES:Online yet, but I expect it to be at least worth a try. I wasn't so sure about the faction-only territories and I have doubts about how they'll implement crafting into the game. There's also the thing about only one potion slot, which I find rather bizarre, especially since I usually end up playing some sort of a spellsword, so I'd need both magicka and health, even putting aside all the special effect potions.

I've heard a lot of good things about Dragon age 2, but I haven't gotten my hands on it, so I couldn't really judge it. And Final Fantasy... I don't know, I'd want to start with the first one, but the series never really caught my attention.

I know one game out of your list I really wouldn't pick. Halo. I just don't really like shooters, especially "that" kind of shooters. I enjoyed games with shooter elements like Mass Effect or Dead Space, but in my opinion, they offer a lot more in story and gameplay than just shooting.
User avatar #44 to #43 - afrikaner (04/05/2013) [-]
if i wasnt already engaged i would've said im in love but seeing that i am , your awesome Halo was in there to see what you say , like i said im a hardcore RPG fantasy gamer and i only play games like my list . TES online has a lot of potential and is currently in BETA so hopefully they will see the problems before releasing it fully. Dragon age 2 has recently reached my number 1 spot on total hours played it is really one of the best and im looking forward to number 3 which looks like just brilliant.
User avatar #45 to #44 - simplygabriele (04/05/2013) [-]
I'm married, so we're good. XD

Eh, my top game is Skyrim: 1101 hours. But yeah, I'm trying TES Online when it comes out.
User avatar #46 to #45 - afrikaner (04/08/2013) [-]
Online is already in BETA so you can play it now . Uhmmm im not gonna say may hours cause that is just sad but lets say it this way on skyrim i had 5 characters with individual levels of 76 , 64 , 51 , 28 and 26 Tank , Tank , Rogue , Mage and a random character to play the expansions i got. Now on my 5 th play trough of Dragon Age 2 i have exceeded my play time of Skyrim.
#26 - andrewld (03/15/2013) [-]
Thanks for accepting my friend request :)
User avatar #27 to #26 - simplygabriele (03/15/2013) [-]
No biggie.
#28 to #27 - andrewld (03/23/2013) [-]
lol thanks, so... you play games?
User avatar #29 to #28 - simplygabriele (03/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #30 to #29 - simplygabriele (03/23/2013) [-]
But yeah, of course I play video games.
#32 to #30 - andrewld (03/25/2013) [-]
ah, what types of games?
User avatar #33 to #32 - simplygabriele (03/25/2013) [-]
RPGs, some MMORPGs, Roguelikes. If talking about titles:Elder Scrolls series, all 3 Diablos (hated the third game), Mass Effect, Dwarf Fortress, UnReal World, Secret World, Dragon Age...
#34 to #33 - andrewld (03/27/2013) [-]
I ****** love Mass Effect 3!! I've never played Elder Scrolls tho, how is it?
User avatar #35 to #34 - simplygabriele (03/27/2013) [-]
Mass Effect 3? Are you serious? The most terrible game ending in the history of modern gaming?

And it's kind of weird to meet a person who's never played Elder Scroll.s Most have at least tried Skyrim or Oblivion.
#36 to #35 - andrewld (03/27/2013) [-]
Lol i meant to say the mass effect series. And the Mass Effect 3 ending wasn't THAT bad, lol

And yeah, i know, i feel ashamed :/ I dont know why, i just never found it that interesting, but how is it?

User avatar #37 to #36 - simplygabriele (03/27/2013) [-]
Well, I really like Elder Scrolls. A lot of old fans didn't enjoy Skyrim, but it's so modable, that I think anyone can find something they really enjoy. Don't know about ES:Online, but I'm willing to give it a chance.
#38 to #37 - andrewld (03/28/2013) [-]
Well hey, at least a meme was able to come out of skyrim, lol. Maybe one day, ill give it a chance, once i get the time and money.

You got a favorite band?
User avatar #39 to #38 - simplygabriele (03/28/2013) [-]
Not really, but if I had to pick one it would be Jazzu.
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User avatar #11 - guswut (02/27/2013) [-]
Hey, if I show up naked at your place tonight, will you get offended if I just want to play MineCraft and snuggle?
#12 to #11 - simplygabriele (02/27/2013) [-]
There will be pain.
There will be pain.
User avatar #13 to #12 - guswut (02/27/2013) [-]
Again? Well, it has been nearly a week, after all, so I guess it is about time. But... But... COCOA BEANS!

And is it just me, or does this site have one of the more annoying CAPTCHA systems to date, eh? And it doesn't even cut down on the retard population, too!
User avatar #14 to #13 - simplygabriele (02/27/2013) [-]
You're going to do the math and ENJOY IT.
User avatar #16 to #14 - guswut (02/27/2013) [-]
But mathematics is why I have an exobrain! Also, what the hell is this bollocks... It looks like an eight got its head smashed in by a crazy fi--- No, wait, that's a three. You know, maybe, just maybe, I'm not actually human and as such, it makes perfect sense why this is catching (kekekekek) me up, eh?
User avatar #8 - masterboll (02/26/2013) [-]
will you be posting tits?
#17 to #10 - masterboll (02/27/2013) [-]
if youre dead then you cant resist
#19 to #18 - masterboll (02/27/2013) [-]
not in the modern world
not in the modern world
#20 to #19 - simplygabriele (02/27/2013) [-]
Tell me about it.
#22 to #21 - simplygabriele (02/27/2013) [-]
Well played.
Well played.
User avatar #23 to #22 - masterboll (02/27/2013) [-]
now i wait for the sex
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